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staht ur enjin kitteh
Congrats, TTC
We has a foar-way makramay! *dansdans-vroomvroom-dansdans*
Fankies annie, adn congrats tu awl of deh obers in teh four way tye. Mebbe we shud open a bottlol of shampers in oner ob annie’s retern? *pop* sprai………….fyll ur glazzes!!!! bat, bat, bat teh cork.
Ooooh bubblolz!
*bat bat bat teh bubblols*
*Pounces on cork* *kik kik killify* *drags ded cork off to giv to ma*
Ur nawt spowsta killit, pjp — ifn U wanna givz it 2 ur momcat, iz spowsta b MOASTLEE ded…
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Datz “troo luv”
Oar chipmunks:
ht tp://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=2543611136
Wach owt foar de ROUS’s!
“Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t believe they exist.”
Dey in da fyre swamp, ob corse
In-con-seev-ablol!
Anybudy wana peanut?
Maeks teh enjin purr!
Repayrin is mai pet projekt
ai needz awl deh halp ai cun get!!
like a kitten…
Platinum kitteh is moastest balyooblol
i thought the engine ran on mousies, gerblols and otter rodents
Ai wuz hoapin tu fynd a littlol snakk…
oh, icy. runs on hamsters…
*munch*
ham stir sammich!
Rodentz iz frenz – nawt fudz (at leest heer in Cheezland)!!!
Yaw, liek teh Conga Rats! Has yoo eber seed a Conga Rat? Dey lukz liek dis!(kmawn owt,guise!)
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conga conga conga!
wyll oanlolee kostify yu elebbenty-bajillion munnies tu fiks tihs liddlol problolum ryte heer
Ai is in ur enjin, conbertin vrooom tu meyeeww
Meyeeww.
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Mine just went out in my car. Now I know what I’m looking for so I can fix it myself
orinj tabbeh! yoink!
Get a tigur in yor tank!
@@@@@!!
Converts your harmful emissions into lolz.
Bak n kawlij, sumwun askted me 4 halp wif deyz car wun nyt. I askted watt wuz rong, n dey sedded dey hadded uh cat n deyz injin. I seed dat deyz car wuzza “Cougar” sew I thotted dey wuz gunna pulla joak awn me…
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Butt (!) den I heered teh “meow” kummin frum deyz car. Shure nuff, dere wuzza itteh bitteh kitteh hydin inna injin plais. I fynullee gotted owt teh orinj nawt-poyzun kitteh, bowt 8-10 weakz oald. N den, dere wuzza nuvver “meow”! Aftur moar werkin, I gotted uh nuvver itteh bitteh kitteh, dis wun brown makrul wif wyte mittenz. Dey wuz teh kyoot! I taykted dem 2 mai partmint, givded dem baffs (2 gitz awf teh injin oyl n durt), den fynded hoamz 4 dem (I kooden keapem n mai partmint…)
aaawww! dat is a sweet storee! you are a gud cheezpeep to help teh kittehs!
{{Aahz}}
Wen Ai furst got Amber – an her sister, Ruby, hoo went walkabowt an mebbe will com hoem wun dai – an tehy started to go owtsyd, tehy lyked to crawl into teh weelarch ob a naybors pikkup. Ai lefted him a noet awn his windyscreen, sayin “Pls to luk owt fur kittehs, kthxbai” an mai foen nummer. Bless him; he foned to sai he seed mai noet an wud taek cayr to chek fur kittehs Bfor dryvin hims truk.
U iz teh berree attintiv mommee 2 ur bebbez — dey muss lurv U berree muchlee…
{{Ambercat}}
{{Amber n Ruby}}
*clappity clappity*
wii just gets the meeses in teh car, nawt teh kittens. wud much prefer kittehs.
Inoardur tu fiksify tihs enjinn, ai wyl knead tuu skroodryverz … an rentch (spanner, foar tohse inz TTI) … tuu harepinz … adn a roaling pynn …
and a grate big hammer!
McGyver mechanic kitteh!
*addz paypurr klyp adn rubburbanned tu tuulz kneaded*
…nawt 2 minshun choowin gum n baylin wyr…
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O, shute — I minshunded em!
adn duck tape!
We haz rentchiz in TTI – iz a justablol spanner!
an teh number fer a braekdoun serfiss!
adn awlsew
Auto klub memburship
Brayk serbiss
CAT-alittik kunvurtur
Deesul injin (sownz liek lowd purrin)
E…
Enjinn whut akshulollee startz
Fantsee weel kuvverz
Gassoleen foar lessz tehn elebentee munnies a gallolon”
Happee fays magnit foar teh bakk bum purr
I …
Ice remoobers
Jiant fuzzee dice
Kyoot seet coberrs
Lynt free rags fer chekin da oiyul
M…
Icycreem 4 wen repayers r dun
Jumper kaybulls
knockz in teh engynz..wut iz dat?
L…
Littlol bobblol-head Ceiling Cat for teh dashbored
Merry tunes on teh raydeeyo
Never-empty gas tank (in teh car, nawt teh kitteh…;-))
O…
Kitteh inspegtin enjun furr teh Nascat Elebenty hundrud
ZooooooooM!! … WHEE!! … kars arr awl OOH! SHINEY! … zooooooooooom!
Inspegtinz iz da pitz.
Ai gawtz tu maik a pitstawp … wairz teh baffruum?
Depends
Do you reelee wanna win da race?
Wheel gettid dun
Um, oyl need a littlol help ober heer…
iz better than dis, anyway:
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/15/funny-pictures-mechanic-is-a-pony/
(iz wun ob my all-time favrit LOLs)
dat wuz mai furstest thot tu!!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Cheezcakemaniac an katwag an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! an today, hmm, i fink we will hab a sordid cheezcake buffay!! all yor favrit kinds!! wif fresh froot, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif glo-in-teh-dark frizbees, Li’l Halper Kitteh finger puppets (mechanic, doctor, fireman, plumber kittehs, etc), kandee, an in honor ob teh fabyoolus consurt teh ovver day, blakk velvit giness piggeh posters wif glo-in-teh-dark markers for coluring!! (all proceeds go to teh gineess piggeh home for orfling bebbeh otters, etc etc etc) an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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♪ ♫ ♪hippo burdiez tu Cheezcakemaniac an katwag tu ♪ ♫ ♪
*taeks lil halpurr kitteh plummer pupit*
wil gibs dis tu williboi….
hims finks heez plummer kat….
an aiz hims sisstint
him sets awn da sinc an stairs et da fawsit…..
et bee mai jawb tu tern et awn sew plummer kat kin sea ets wurkin kurrectly
mush remimber to nebber git wun ob does wuns wiff levur tipe handlols….noe posiblol thumbz kneaded fro dems
Did … did u sez “cheezcake buffay?”
U haz finded mah majikul fuds!!! Gud fing ai jus getted back frum swimmin a mile. Ai kin eet lawts uv cheezcake nao!!!
*happitayl dans dans capur prance*
Fankies, Burfday Fairy!!! Happitayl burfday to Cheezcakemaniac an katwag & ebbreewun else datz hazzin a burfday today — an bery merry unburfday to ebbreewun else!
*dives wiskurs-nawt-sekkund into a beeg wite choklit peanut buddur cheezcake*
*joins nightshayde in the white chocolate peanut butter cheesecake*
Nomnomnomnomnom!! Dis iz teh gud! Fanky, burfdai fairy!
O, n Hippo Birdeez 2 teh folx watt hazza burfdai 2dai!
*joins ns and aahz in cheezecake*
Mmpfph, mumblewimblemimble
*swallows*
I meen happitails birfdai to Cheezcakemaniac an katwag an all otter birfdai peeps!
Ofangyu, Burfdae Faerie! Cheezecaek??!! Omai! ONOM! Onomnomnomnomnombnomnomnom!
*waddlolz awf tu teh koarnur tu sleap awf teh oburindulj … operendul … teh eeted-tuu-meowtch-cheezecaek-ed-ness … zzzZZzzzz … burp*
* holds up bebbeh otter tu distraktify teh cheezfrends *
* yoinks a hole cheezcaek *
hey! Tihs cheezcaek has a hoel innit – a hoel pinny gig!
* lukks up wib wiskurs cubbered in cheezcaek *
Yesh. Adn yur poynt is?
you cant possiblee eet a whole cheezee-cayke? can you?
Mai talints, let me show yu dem.
* noms a hoel cheezcaek, hoel *
Guinness Piggehz haz talonz?? hoo noo???
OMG!!!! GP!!! hello darling, u look maaaarvaaalous!
Noooooo! Donut gib a Guinnedss Piggeh a chalinj lyk ta….tu layt
*Hawls piggeh owt ob cheezcaek by hims lidl heels*
Noooooo! Donut gib a Guinnedss Piggeh a chalinj lyk ta….tu layt
*Hawls piggeh owt ob cheezcaek by hims lidl heels*
Dat wud depend on mennee fakturz, aifinkso. Hao much uv a hongree wun haz, hao beeg teh cheezcaek iz, wut kind uv cheezcaek it iz, hao much uv it iz on ur wiskurz ravver den in ur belleh…
One day on Judge Alex (court TV show), there was this woman suing over a car she recently purchased. She told the judge she had to spend money for a Cadillac converter.
Tawkin bowt egspensib upgrayds… dat must tawp teh list!
I think the judge laughed and told her she could spend all she wanted, but nothing would turn that Buick into a Cadillac.
sumthin tellz meh dat dis wont end well….
…jus keeps teh pointy ends away frum teh tyres…
Marmee Tukkz Kitteh
keepz t3h Hamsturrz awayk 2
runz Weelee Bawkz Feeng!
Weelee Bawkz Feeng habz
lawtz Hamsturrz >(^^)(^^)(^^)< 2 moativvayt
andz matyz it goes FASSSSSSSSSSSSST!!
Weelee Bawkz Hamsturrz
canz helpz T3h Conga~Ratz wen
Tyme 2 Silleebrayt!!!
Jack.
Dus flux kipacat-ur need 1.21 jiggawtaz?
Dohohoho!