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  1. staht ur enjin kitteh

  2. annipuss says:

    Maeks teh enjin purr!

  3. AngelPlume says:

    Platinum kitteh is moastest balyooblol

  4. sweetpea says:

    i thought the engine ran on mousies, gerblols and otter rodents

  5. Italiana says:

    wyll oanlolee kostify yu elebbenty-bajillion munnies tu fiks tihs liddlol problolum ryte heer

  6. AngelPlume says:

    Ai is in ur enjin, conbertin vrooom tu meyeeww

    • cheesebrrgrr says:

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  7. Larissa says:

    Mine just went out in my car. Now I know what I’m looking for so I can fix it myself ;)

  8. gammacat says:

    orinj tabbeh! yoink!

  9. kvnsgrrl says:

    Get a tigur in yor tank!

  10. Beau says:

    Converts your harmful emissions into lolz.

  11. Aahz says:

    Bak n kawlij, sumwun askted me 4 halp wif deyz car wun nyt. I askted watt wuz rong, n dey sedded dey hadded uh cat n deyz injin. I seed dat deyz car wuzza “Cougar” sew I thotted dey wuz gunna pulla joak awn me…
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    Butt (!) den I heered teh “meow” kummin frum deyz car. Shure nuff, dere wuzza itteh bitteh kitteh hydin inna injin plais. I fynullee gotted owt teh orinj nawt-poyzun kitteh, bowt 8-10 weakz oald. N den, dere wuzza nuvver “meow”! Aftur moar werkin, I gotted uh nuvver itteh bitteh kitteh, dis wun brown makrul wif wyte mittenz. Dey wuz teh kyoot! I taykted dem 2 mai partmint, givded dem baffs (2 gitz awf teh injin oyl n durt), den fynded hoamz 4 dem (I kooden keapem n mai partmint…)

    • gammacat says:

      aaawww! dat is a sweet storee! you are a gud cheezpeep to help teh kittehs!
      {{Aahz}}

    • Ambercat says:

      Wen Ai furst got Amber – an her sister, Ruby, hoo went walkabowt an mebbe will com hoem wun dai – an tehy started to go owtsyd, tehy lyked to crawl into teh weelarch ob a naybors pikkup. Ai lefted him a noet awn his windyscreen, sayin “Pls to luk owt fur kittehs, kthxbai” an mai foen nummer. Bless him; he foned to sai he seed mai noet an wud taek cayr to chek fur kittehs Bfor dryvin hims truk.

    • kvnsgrrl says:

      *clappity clappity*
      wii just gets the meeses in teh car, nawt teh kittens. wud much prefer kittehs.

  12. Italiana says:

    Inoardur tu fiksify tihs enjinn, ai wyl knead tuu skroodryverz … an rentch (spanner, foar tohse inz TTI) … tuu harepinz … adn a roaling pynn …

  13. Kitteh inspegtin enjun furr teh Nascat Elebenty hundrud

  14. lunarmommy says:

    iz better than dis, anyway:

    icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/15/funny-pictures-mechanic-is-a-pony/

  15. heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Cheezcakemaniac an katwag an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! an today, hmm, i fink we will hab a sordid cheezcake buffay!! all yor favrit kinds!! wif fresh froot, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif glo-in-teh-dark frizbees, Li’l Halper Kitteh finger puppets (mechanic, doctor, fireman, plumber kittehs, etc), kandee, an in honor ob teh fabyoolus consurt teh ovver day, blakk velvit giness piggeh posters wif glo-in-teh-dark markers for coluring!! (all proceeds go to teh gineess piggeh home for orfling bebbeh otters, etc etc etc) an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo! :D

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  16. One day on Judge Alex (court TV show), there was this woman suing over a car she recently purchased. She told the judge she had to spend money for a Cadillac converter.

  17. Claregurl says:

    sumthin tellz meh dat dis wont end well….

  18. shepmom says:

    …jus keeps teh pointy ends away frum teh tyres…

  19. Jack Deth says:

    Marmee Tukkz Kitteh
    keepz t3h Hamsturrz awayk 2
    runz Weelee Bawkz Feeng!

    Weelee Bawkz Feeng habz
    lawtz Hamsturrz >(^^)(^^)(^^)< 2 moativvayt
    andz matyz it goes FASSSSSSSSSSSSST!!

    Weelee Bawkz Hamsturrz
    canz helpz T3h Conga~Ratz wen
    Tyme 2 Silleebrayt!!! :-)

    Jack.

  20. D.R. says:

    :) Squee! I love the cat mechanic. He always puts the right amount of fur in the car.

  21. RJ says:

    Dus flux kipacat-ur need 1.21 jiggawtaz?

  22. Octane says:

    Dohohoho!


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