But ai dunt wanna be a Meerkat Ai wanna be a *ZOMBIE* cat
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Teh zombie meerkat staggered up to teh beeutiful ladee. “Halp me!” he mewed. Teh beeutiful ladee turned up her beeutiful noze. She did nawt want a zombie kus dey smelled teh funni. She did nawt want a meerkat. She thot they bited. “I want,” she sayd sadly, “A kyute, snorgally kitteh I kan schmoo and feed tuna to.” Huh, thot kitteh. I kan do that! So he did. Ebribudy wuz happi. Teh end.
*snif* Wut a byooteefull stoaree!!
A klassik, aifinkso!! Soon, kummin tu a moovee haus neer yu! it be habbin teh akshun!! Row mantz!! Draw Ma!! (Ma! whutchu doin?)
kin u draw diz? u kin bee faymus arrtist.
Jest mayle in yur drawinz and elebentee monees adn wii’ll let yu noe if yu aer an arteest!
Ai lubs happi endinz!
ruh roh – mind meldz (must be da time differential oar somefing)
datz such a beautimus storee. Adn ai lubs happi endingz.
I beleef dats cawled “Schizophrenia”
Give me braynze!
Noez!!!!!
*Holdz hed wif bof handz and runzawayfast*
braynez! Braynez! BRAYNEZ!!!
*staggahs afta teh cween wif stif armz aot*
Git da shotgun! Ai save yu ma leege!
Iffn yu nawt a zombee yu is sayfe. Juss git behint me.
Hmm, mabee ma kitteh iz a zombee. She laiks tu sleep on ma pilol curld rownd ma hed. Mebbe she iz sukin ma braynez dri, kin ai yoose dat az an egskyoose? “Oh gee sawrree, ma kittehs bean sukin ma brayns an ai fergetted awl dat stuffs!”
ai’ll try dat at wert tumorrow
*peez in a flannik!*
*runz deh uzzer way*
Butt(!) ai wuz tryink tu purtekt yu *pout*
*iz safe frum teh zombies cawze i haz no brayns left*
adn joyn teh jambari
Bak tu bak, belleh tu belleh?
Stoan ded alredee?
3 iz a partee so wif no furdur adoo
“Kingston Trio” they were great.
*another one down memory lane*
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf9Lsd6uh-o
(Scotch and Soda)
Ai lubsd teh Keengztwn Twee O. Gonna ryde awn teh EmTeeAyy!
Sry, u r 2 kyoot 2 bee zawmbee
inndeedee!
*titens chrc*
wii donwancha messin stuff up and gibbing zahmbeez a good nayme…
Ai can has toona-braynes?
*throws open can uf toona in cc81′s direkshun and runs wifakwikness*
How haz yu been cc81, I nawt seen yu in awhile.
Ohai 3KM! AI noes ai wuz gon fur awiles. Ai gottid a noo awsum jawb but it wuz reely bizzy fur teh Howlidays. Den it slowed daon adn I fot ai cud cheezburger at wurk. Butt ( ! ) mai pyooter wud slow waaayyy daon so ai had tu stawp. Nao Iz awn new pyooter adn can Cheezbuger at wurk agin! Yay!
oh adn fankees fur teh toona! NOM! Hao yoo bin laytlee?
Sowry, I hadda run and tend tu kittehs and teenage boi. I haz a Happityle fur yur new job and happi tu sii yu bak!! YAY!!
Yu tew kyoot tu bii zombi kitteh!
Tru. Eben wif make-up an a costume, teh kyoot would sho thru, I finkso.
Zombie cat wuld hav advanage ovah reglur zombie. Zombie cat tu kyoot tu shute!
“Oh look, a zombie cat! So cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!” *Zombie cat noms on mezmrized hoomin!*
*Shcmooz nonshalontlee*
O deer — dat tummy requires sum serious schnorgling…
*handz shepmom deh snorglol snoklol*
Fankees!
Haow bout a com-meer kat?
as in com-meer kat adn let me snorgles yoo? ai lieks tat kinna kat!
Dere’s no sutch fing az a “meer” kat. Jest axk my bebbehs.
tru. tru. *nods* Awl kittehz am berry speshul.
Yah, I finkso ifn yoo tryed to cawl MY bebbehs “meer” kats, yoo wud get a gud ole fashund hedbattin!
Foar examplol, Dini iz alsew teh fud-bole monitur. Ifn teh bottum of teh bole starts to showin, hur tellz me AWL abowt it.
Dat’s Jack’s job, tew. He’s teh scent in L kitteh – “Mahm, teh fud’s low” “Mahm, teh lidder is durtee” “Mahm, tyme to get up” “Mahm, salleh’s clozed in teh closet agin”
Yaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! So happy this wun maed it. Ai must have used dat capshun on three or four other meerkats…finally made the FP. Thanks to all dat voted fur the meerkat…!!!
Congratzombees, Chech1965! Tahts too FPs ai seed ov urs laetlee! Yay!
Yay, Chech!
Gud jawb. Iz teh kyoot.
YAY Chech, dat kittehs face xpression fits yur kapshun purrfektly!! Yu iz da funny!
ai haz a pixor ob one ob my heart kittehs posed like dis on da back ob da couch lookin out da picture window – iz da kute.
YEAH fur da frunt paje.
congabulatshuns on teh frunt page!
RAWR….BRAYNS….
rawr brayns tayste bad. You must cookify dem, ifinkso. wif olyve oyl. Zombies haz no kulture or sofistikashun.
which myte meen I am a zombie, come to fink uf it!
*adds som garlik* *tastes*
needz salt.
Aifinkso eeben cukt brayns ar teh yuk. Nawt a fan ov tehm aim afrayd. Oar teh rawr wuns!!!
mebbee a liddle rozemary wuld be nice.
*addz rozemary* *dowsez wiffa tona ketchup* mmmm….purrfect!
Bayjj Tukksee Kitteh
canz nawtz beez Zawmbee Kitteh,
‘cuz himz 2 hansdumm!
Bayjj Tukksee Kitteh
habz snowee shirt andz vest dat
nawtz luukz gud wiffz Bludd!!
Bayjj Tukksee Kitteh
shoodz Nomz joosee Cheezburgrz
andz nawtz Hewmin’z Braynz!!!
Jack.
full of truth and awesum, Jack!
Gheezburgrz can be messy too…I’m juss sayin.
ok kitteh, tri raysin yur frunt leggs up sew tehy is stikking owt en frunt uv yu moar den shufflol fourward an axs fur brayns.
Wud awlso halp tu teh hedd tu teh syde a littlol, adn glassify teh iyez.
Lollin teh tong wiff sum droolin wud be pritty skayree tuu.
*Pbbbfffttz* lollin tong fail. *droolz*
Luuk how cyoot dis kitteh is! *Loosenz AngelPlumez CHRGer fingee*
Littlol pinkkee toe padz! You can’t handlol da truff! Da wite belleh!
*tayks a deep breff* Otay, datz bettah. Fankees.
Yer were spolsta splort.
*Goes to luuk fer braynz elseware*
Da cuootness! No? Hrummph.
*tytens CHRG*
*runs fastur*
sumwun nawt gittin wif teh pogram.
Ohai, keshet! Did you see how cyuoot dis kitteh is?
*cuvurs iis*
ai wuz teh wun whu reel…reahl…figgurred owt teh plan.
Damm.
Lessee iffn ai can get dis ryte.
*cleers froat*
Whut ai reely wants, is…
A kyute, snorgally kitteh I kan schmoo and feed tuna to.
*peeks cayrfullee*
teh kitteh is teh cyoot an snorglolly.
ATTENN…..SHUN !!
Stand at …. EEEZE !!
otay. standins eezee! (juss doan aks meh tu march dis way)
Lemme juss chek thoze naylz !!
Filfee !! Adn yu wont tu be a scowt wun dai ??
*wayts foar teh nasty sarjint tu luuk away*
*likk-likk-likk*
*returns tu attenshun-eeze*
Ai sor taht !! Yu ken stai bak nd swepe teh hawl toniet !!
* ritez noet faw AP’z mawm wen shi kumz afta scowtz *
Deyr u ar, Angelina. Whutcha duin standin deyr lyk dat?
Whut? Sweepin teh hawl? Ai doan fink so.
*pikks up teh littlol kitteh*
U is layt fur dinner… ai has ur gushifuds awl reddy.
Den u can snuggle up foar ur ebening befoar-bedtyme nap.
Hee, hee !! Kom bak nekx tiem wif clene naylez nd yool nawt bi a tenderfoot fur lawng
!!
U nawt a cub leeda, ar u PB??? Sowndz berry famillya! Ai waz wun foar 8 yeers an hubby is venturer leeda nao.
No, nawt a leeda; wuz a wolluf-cub umpty yeerz ago
!!
aw, kitteh. your cute has eated my brains.
nao dis issa methud dat ai du nawt fink zombees has tryd beefour; uze teh cyoot tu mayk teh brayns splort den juss nom awai.
wao! Ai nebber fot ub dat… So nao we haz tu bii skeered ub zombies And the cyootness uv kittehs?!?
YAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!! ZOMBIE CAT COMIN’ TO GET’CHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woohoo! Ai iz postifyin frum mai fone! Ai kin haz mobeel cheezbergerin!
Yay! Hopes you can play more, caramelchef81!
aifinkso ai kan play moar nao! Oh and mai palm pixi hazza app fur ICHC & IHAH! Iz so full uv awsum and win!
Jus in tyme for zombie jebus dai an all tu
Oh kitteh — dunt be zombie — u’ll get ur nice white sockies all messy…what wif teh braynes and awl…
SCHMOO!!! awn teh *zombie’s* purrty hed an runsawaygiglolin!!!
its a munchkin cat
Of all the poses our kittehs come up with, this one has to be the most LOL funny…
Wish I had an SLR camera ready everytime my cat did this…(sigh)
I made you a cookie, but I eated your brainz.
Zombie Cat!!
http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=786894592
pretty good photoshop, tho…kinda hard 2 notice….