
Ai has update ur profile..u r now a Man seeking a Penguin and ur interestz r nude karaoke and glueing urself to stuff
look, u alreddy haz responses!
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Wye, fank u so much, kitteh
*logs awntu kittehz faysebuuk akkownt*
*updayts profyl… ai is a goggie luukin for ruff-adn-tumblol fun*
*gigglols*
Dat’ll teech kitteh!
…or piss hims awf eben wurs!
Taht’ll teech yu to maek a lol owt ob me!
An ai iz naw poison, eiffer. STN.
why, that describes me egg-act-lee!
*puts awn sum karyokee myooziks*
*puts out som drinkees and snackees*
*sets up beech chairs*
Ooh, nommy! Fankeez! *nom-nom, sip-sip*
*passez owt sum mirrur-shayds, juss in kayse*
kitteh can has failbook shurt noa?!
Teh polise and teh FBI as sending ‘want to be yer friend’ messages already!
Tell dem u wants tu meet… but only in teh wawk-in freezur room daon at the meet markit. Adn dat dey hastu bring pengwins ob deyr own.
I wood chase you for dat, butt! I seem to have glood myself to dis chair.
Iz reelee 2 bad — U wuz teh reddy 4 ur kerryoakee seengin!
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In onnur ov Eeester Eeev, an nude kerryoakee nite, I has made a ham…wiffowt enee cloves.
Haz U un-clove-red sumfin n ur kitchin?
WIN!!! pj, u rock!!
ROFL!!!! :LOL:
Ai TOLL yu nawt tu be byin teh cheep fuds!!!!
Conga-rats AP!!
Mebbe NAO yool tayk meh moar seeriuslee!
Adn fankees, Shatzeesmom!
Dis kitteh luks so kitteh-uf-teh-wurld and scruffy yet elegant at teh same thyme.
ai dunno iffen dat wuz ay gud eyedeeah, kitteh. yu diddunt leik teh lass gurlfrend, imajin whu is gonna ansur dis ad.
At leest a pengwin woant tawk so much.
Went to Costco today to get gas. Car in front of me had license place that said “NNNOMMS.”
N I seed wun da uvver dai at Sam’s klub watt sedded “MMMMMM”! Himz musta jess hadded sum noms!
The woman told me it was her dog’s nickname. And then I asked if she had ever seen these Cheezburger Network sites and she said yes! That’s where she got the nickname for her dog. Too funny.
Smawl whirld! Wii haz it!
Bad kitteh! *uncontrollable lafftur*
An nao we wayt, an see hoo wants tu date u…dis is much moor interestin den u reely r.
this is why kitteh’s shouldn’t be allowed on teh intertubes.
yeah, they messes up yor profiles an gibs yor credit card numbers to teh spammers an downloads evreefing that sez “yoo haz a virus, yoo must download dis!!!!1!!1″
I hate those!! >:O
Hummmm, I ‘spekt dis r whai my faessbuuk hobbyz has bin chaenjd to “givvin fuud to teh kat,” “buyin’ kiti fuud,” “fillin’ teh kiti boul ful ov fuud,” “uzin’ teh kan-opnr to maek guushifuud…”
And my kurrint imploiment status iz “maekin’ munniez foar to buyz kiti fuud”
Hmm.
this cat oviously hates karioke
ouch*. .. . . …… ………. .. .ar u sur ?. . …. .. humm. .
Hey, what happened to my comment?
*blinks*
what a clean keyboard
…payback for getting the cat “fixed”, no doubt…
iz 2 funny. i haz the laffz every time i see it =)
Looks exactly like my cat =D ♥
ur welcom.