
SPELUNKING Not Always The Best Idea
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SPELUNKING Not Always The Best Idea
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*fawlz down laffing*
iz returnin frum da bowels ob bob.
Brayne bleech, ai needs it!
eeeeewwwww!!!!
Scuze meh…i must throw up….*runs to baffroom*
O mai! Dis takes man cave to a hole nuther levle. Not lyke!
Congrats, mai cween! Ai’m off fur mai littlol hololidai – see u awl awn Choozdai.
Be gud!Bai!
Bai anni! Have fun!!!
iz layte, but Haz teh Fun!!
(Ai goez tu websites, teh nawt haz teh updated open hours. Franzenfranzen grmblllolol, grumlblolbollvol)
get me outta heer!
Careful wif da pointee enz kitteh!
Dats wut I wuz finkin, too!
Oh, nose!
Nose iz bizzee gaspin fur ayr!! An dose aiz sez “cannot unsee… halp!” Poor bebe kitteh! Esperyens iz unkindist teechur!
Nawt awlayz gud eyedea foar who, teh kitteh oar teh gui?
Mebbe bofe, I finkso.
Cud be tikklolish sitchooayshun.
Whut has been seen kinawt be unseen!
Wuzzit a stalaktite oar a stalagmite?
@@@@@
win!!1!
HAW HAW HAW-hic?!!!
O deer.
Ai maiself haz had a un-porch-oonate akksident, aifinkso. Rezudent kittehz shud B splodin and/or staggerin outta mai shorts heer di-reck lee.
I am tryin SO hard to not say ennyfing dat wud send me to teh NB!
**bites tong**
2 late!
Truzst me, noodle, I iz SERYUSLEE holdin bakk!
ai darez u!
sumfin leik, “is dat ay kitteh en yur pants oar ar yu juss happi tu sees mi?”
… or “iz dat a pu$$y(cat) in ur pants…?”
0.o
Come tu de nawty barn… we hab cukies!
Cukumberz in da nawty barn? Oh!,
wut else, Ai askz yer?
well-peeled, letz us hopez!!
iz dat a wet spawt awn mah cowch….
iz dat a puss in ur pnts, geeeeez sumbuddy needz ah plastur mowldid bad puhn trofee aifinks.
Nayme fur kittehs, hairree legs, in da pants… AARRRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!
I yam aawf tu de NB, ai gibs up!
new itz wud happen soonerz oar laterz. leaf sum ruum 4 da rest ob da peepz. da line iz long alreedy.
Dat’s wat I waz finkin!
Me tu! So mennee opshins… so leetlol self controll
duz it count iffin wii fink dem thoughts? yez it duz!
okay ebberibuddy 2 da N.B.
I’m awn my way…
**grabs tin of siggies, zippo an heds to NB**
aisle bing a decko cardz. an wii kan plai go phish.
Du yu hab enee elebenses?
ob korse!
I gotted yu a phish, but I ated it. It woz swimming in coffee. Had to put it owt ob its mizuri.
Enuff cawffee fer yu!
ur a gud sole jd!
iffin ai habbenn’t meeted u be4–*extenze floofy paw ob frenchips*
Noodle, it are yore tomorro an mai today now, an ai is reedin dis wiel ai is at de wurk [corzing peep to luk an ask wot ai is reedin dat maeks me larf so luod] and ai is wundring
*Whi you playin Go Phish in de NB, whi nawt playin Poker?*
ohai
okai
howz about 5 card stud…..
Ohai bak tu yu noodle,
accordian to a wellnoan website dere are menni vershuns of poke her, wun ob wich is a game usin a stripped deck. Is dis wy de yung guys in de NB is nekkid?
az in teh “st#d” pok he…???
oog off to NB. Enny wun still dere?
*Gits sum snaks an dum drinkees an folols red tu da barn*
Ai fink iz gunna git crowded in heer sun!
*Brings beech chairs and folols drgnfly*
*fyres up teh hawt tubb*
*joynz deh party in deh Nawty Barn*
I think this b deh grate plais tu party!!
*Putz on sum Bob Seeger musik*
ohai cweenmj -dats a berri gud choice ob musix. an now lettuce awl parti !
*dansdansshaykemabootydans!*
Whoo hoo a gud think tu get ober da mid week bloos!
FJSKDJADFOJDFJKLAJKLDGKJLERJKSDKJDIKD *Bangs awna keyboard wif a fearce* Ai needz OnleeKitteh tu sing alawng!
ai’m dere v
*chair dances*
nawt gud enuf
pushes chair back and danses
SHAKES HER THING
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*nao ai finks ai know where Tom got himz praktice jumping onna da couch on Oprah*
dat shur duz luk lyke him. Iz fur reel?
Watchin his awltaller ego dans across teh floar, Bob realized wuz tyme to gib up trinking.
*Ai kinz heer where teh gnodes awn vochal chords cumz frum.*
nai FABORITE!
*turnz up bolume and sings along*
Ohai, OnleeKitteh! Didyu sii abuve ware Ai wuz luuking fur u? Ai rememoried taht tihs wuz owr sawng!
yeppers ai sure did. Ai hadz fun dancin tu.
*even remembered to fank Ly for da dansin tricks tu*
Aww, taht iz sew naise. Wayte….wuz u dansdansdansin nekkid??
Oopz, Ai just saw ur uvver postz. Donut noe hao Ai mist tehm.
no – too kold to dans nekkid. Up here in da Paficik Norfwest, we be habing cold spell wif lotsa rainz dis weekweekweek. So ai dansed nekkid in my mind (whut dere is left ov it).
I never liked this song. Apologiez. I am of an age when I can hear the style as a travesty. of course segar has the contract, so…
bawb seegur. iz ownlee a mattur ov tyme b4 sumbuddy wips owt teh bawb seegur rekords, fuh.
U shud haz seen teh atu non-spelurking kittehs jump wen the Seeger came hawlin awt uf teh speekers.
Teh iz nawt used tu music, poar fings.
ifinkso dis video iz also just right for a mass exodus to teh nawty barn!
*clappity clappity*
Ohai eberybodee….eberybodee?…… nao wear tehy awl is? *huntz rownd Cheezland* *lukks eberywear sept NB*
Nope – noe peeps heer at awl. Wunner wear tehy awl went!!?
*whispers* We is all hiding. Tee hee!
Wat? Wear did taht voys kuming frum? *lukks rownd sum moar* Sowndz liek sumwun in teh nawtee barn. Nok nok. Ennywun in heer?
OHAI!!!! Wats gowing awn??
SUPRIZE!!! *Jumpz out frum behind* *Tacklols and ticklols Ozcatmum* Ohai, ware you been?
Arghh!! Ohai PJP! Ai bin lukkin foar u giez. Pardee in the nawtee barn?
(Ai iz at werk sew ai haz to grab teh minnits wen ai can)
Pardee? Nawty Barn? Why wuzzn’t ai told? (ok, ai wuz asleep, u is forgiven).
*rushes to NB*
Danyull? Danyull Craig? Get ober heer wiv a tray ob martoonies, pronto!
And wear da hael is Josh Dumeal?
He’s at teh back doin teh irnin.
kitteh has bin trawmatyzed an wil nead yeers uv eggspensiv…er, ai meen, eggstensiv therapee.
ai may have been traumatized just bai looking at this pikshur!
ttfn y’all! ai has to go see Dr. tinysneezycat (rassafrassin allergies!)
Gud luk gamma!
What has been seen, can never be UNSEEN!
Iz a comin from teh footy enz. Wen ai wa liddol weez had a kitteh taht wud klime into a jakket left onna flooor an crawl awt froo teh sleev. Ai hoap ai can fine teh picxshuir of teh sleeve wif teh kitteh hed lukking awt.
Mite hav bin lyke dis?
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jus be taykin awt teh spaces at start
Ai dun hav enny idea hao tu get kitteh awt either!
Mite hav bin lyke dis?
h tt p://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=878337280
jus be taykin awt teh spaces at start
Teh cap shun iz: I dun eben no… hao to begin to halp u. by supergr0ver
Ai dun hav enny idea hao tu get kitteh awt either!
At nawt-sekkund ai fot it wuz sumbuddy’s harey bak!
mii 2. den ai saw da nobbli nee.
Ai fot it wuz sumbuddyz harey frunt!
Ai hazzunt scene teh nee, mus lluk agin.
O! dat is whut that lump iz!
An Ai wuz surprised dere wuzaso mush rum in the wayst band. Thot wuz gud sign uv dietin oar exercise.
Ai wunce gnu guy whu lukked lyke dis awl ober. opps. tu layte fur teh bleech, Ai guess.
*kicks self awf tu Barn*
I r skwished. Halp!
If only that were the view one normally got in such situations!
uhmmmmmmmmm
how offen due u findz urself in dat situation?
Buffalo kitteh won’tcha come out tonite, come out tonite…
My ma needz a spa day.
Ai finkso we’re gonna need moar wax…
Spelunking leads to the bowels of the earth?
WIN!
Ohai 5e, haow yu be?
Watch the claws there kitty
*Wanderz in, luuks arownd* Huh, wared evreebuddy goe?
*Pops up behind catsablanca*
HI!
*boopondanoze*
wii am awl in deh Nawty Barn, ifinso!!
*Pullz awn Drgnflyz priddee yelolow bow, luuks at lol agin, hangz hed, goez to joyn teh partee n teh NB*
Hai, catsablanca! U introdewsed yourself b4, but i didn get 2 say “Pleezed 2 meet u!”
*Liddlol orinje nawt-poysin kitteh waivs Ohai* Naise tu sii u agin! Sew ware n tihs big whirlled r u? Ai iz n Floriduh.
Ai’z in Colomuradoz! *waivs frum foothillz*
O yah? Mii tu, butt (!!) far at the souf end.
That is a kyute kitten.
>^;^<
Ohai mitsu! Haow did yu sleep? Gud ai hoep.
Drgnfly, yep I had a good sleep. Thanks for asking. How was urs? Geting to work later tonight, right? Don’t forget ur dust mask!
>^;^<
Yup! Ai iz gunna tayke a nap soon aifinkso, ai did ferget bout da mask! Hab a gud nite!
sk.j :<
Oh kitty, I hopeso yur “cave” wasn’t going commando!
:snerk:
I herd somware dat som men end up in da ER bcous, um certen fings, wen left uncovered look like purrfect cat toyz.
Wun uv mai co-werkers (yrs ago) had a kitty attack deh certin fingz wun morning whyle him wuz shaving. Hii reported dat bebeh kitteh pointy endz am VERY pointy!!! OW!! OW!! OW!!!
dis nawt cyoot, nawt cyoot in da slytist.
well, teh bebbeh kitteh part iz kyoot. teh rest, not so much.
ai habbnt ceeen teh rest
i can haz tite undeez?
Titey whiteez?
wif da culerred seems an weenie flap
jus kidden, granny pannies it is
ow contrayr, ifinkso teh colurd wuns wif teh wite seems iz much more stylish.
granny pannies ftw
lol, my yunger boi yoosed to calling tehm “mitey titeys”
teh hororz…
dey iz sum funnee lookin roks in dis cayve.
W00t!!! W00t!!!
Oh, SylverWyrd!!!! U win deh Innertuubz!!!!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!
W00t!!!
WIN!!!! Best cawment in hole fred!!!! Wel ai finkso.
I….cannawt….stawp….laffin……
Pull yerselv togever, woman!
Yo tengo un gato in mis pantelones.
Man, I lukd at dat pikchur lebenty hunnert times b-for I got wher kitteh was “cummin frum”! I mean. I noo it wer annie tommicull, just cuddnt tell wich end was wich?!!
Butt now dat I noes, . . . E-EWWWWW!!!!! EW! EW! EW!!!
OK anybody know why I am getting banner ads in Dutch this morning? Did I sneeze in the night and move a few hundred miles to the right? Is it because I had cheese for breakfast?
Hmmmm, can yu see winmills wen yu luk owt teh windo? If not, can yu see me wayvin – Ohai SJ!
Ohai Ambercat! Nope, no windmills, but adverts for Googlol Chrome in Dutch, yesh we has tehm! Weeerd.
Hav U been planting bulbs lately?
…or eating pannekoeken for breakfast?
Nope and nope. Iz misstery.
Scuse me. Did u wear hockey socks but no shorts in the tanning booth? Must get to the bottom of mystery.