
Of course I ate him. He was a mouse, wasn’t he?
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Of course I ate him. He was a mouse, wasn’t he?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: alannah via Our LOL Builder
An Ai wuz hongree
Has u ebber seen meh wen ai wuzznt?
Wen u wuz sleapin!
Put ur eer tu mah tummy eben den… heer teh rumblol-grumblolin?
Ai wuddent daer to get dat cloes to you if youus dat hongree, mite eet mee too.
Congrats, anni, we has a brayd wiff TTC!
Whut wud u lykes foar sillybrayshuns? *dans-dans*
Ai haz sum chilld cydur waitin fur me. Ai’ll shaer!
Sownds yummy! Fankees, anni! *sip-sip-slurp!* skyoozmeh.
ChilD slyder???
Is dat lyk babbeh burgerz madeded owt ob chillens?
Noe, silleh! it’z fermintid applol joose dat haz bean in teh frij!
Wut a releef! ai fawt sumbuddy wuz maiking joos owt ub chilld wrenz. liek hoaw menny bebbehz duz it taik tu maik awl dat bebbeh oil at Jonsun cumpknee
*dans-dans* wif teh happi paws. WANT a disney sno globlol wif lotz ob littlol mices in dem! du u finkso deh habs in teh tye bootek?
Aifinkso, yeff! Dey yoozhuly has stuffs relayted tu teh lol, and whutebber else u can imagin!
*syngz …* “Itz snowweng myces, halleelooyah, hallylooyah, Anom!”
Ooooh, fanx you savded mai lyf wif dat nu eerwurm
Condisneylations annie fur teh nawt sekkund adn to AP furr teh tye. Speeking ob tye, wud u lyke tu go to teh tye bootek? Ai herd deh haz disney snow globlols
Thx TTC!
Hims wuz majiklolly delishus!
Dat obber wun wiff teh dress luuks nommy tuu…
Caerful, AP. U will wanna taek teh dress off nawt sekkund. If doez freds getz in ur teef, u will nawt haz a happitayl.
… deploy poyntee ends …
NOM Mickey!
deys gonna reboke yur mimbership fro dat kitteh!
*nok..nok*
kitteh: hoo dat? mickeemausklub mimbership serbices repp?
pleez tu kome inn …ai wuz jest abowt two haz an liddle snak…
We need anotter concert!!
Will u stawp dat awlreddy! Ai still kant fynd teh klipboards.
Sowwy.
U mite chek wif Bella frum teh last lol. S/he mite haz finded teh klipboards wif teh preeviouslee lost fuut.
Otay, ahl ask hur.
For u is a fun konsurt, for meh is lotsa wurk. Sowwy tu be party-poopur.
m i c k e y m o u… aw forgets it, i alredy ate him
Wai? Acuz ai had a hongry!!
I neededed teh proteen…
Wud it kill ya tu krakk open a can ob toona wuns in a whyols?
Yesh. Da metul iz sharp. Besides, want whole tuna. Hurd dey’re hoooge adn I’m still hongri.
Iffn u kant eben opin a kan, ai is nawt gonna wayt fur u tu goez fishin.
Iffen I howl at teh fishmonger, I cann catch a fishie adn it duzn’t imbolb water. Well, nawt offen.
Em-Eye-See
Chomp u reel soon.
Kay-Eee-Wai
Wai? Becuz ai haz a hongree.
Em-Oh-Yoo-Ess-Eeeeeeeee
O, yu guis bete mii tu eet!
Mickey Mouse nommity-nom!
Mickey Mouse nommity-nom!
♪ ♫ ♪ Forebur shall we nom da mousees doun! ♪ ♫ ♪
So kumalong adn nom teh noms adn joyn teh jaymboaree…..
daon! doan! doan!
So kom alawng n seeng dis sawng n joyn teh jam-bor-ee!
Kitteh mai onlee wach fur wun fing…Shayk it, Annette!
Da happiest place on errff. Yah, rite…..
*burp* kitteh agreez wiff yu
Boy, sumboddy luks grumpy for habing a nice tasty mousie snak
Hay u…. [offers floofy paw of friendship to pookee feet t - Ai tried to friend rekwest but Ai can't get to your profile]
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- if you haven’t tasted it donot be makin those funny faces (my boikit does that to split pea soop)
*Shakes floofy paw wiff pookee foot* I nawt hava profile yet, butt (!) I wood lov some split pea soop! *sip nom sipz*
Mmmmm… split pea soop.
Teh beeg yello shooz gotted stuk on teh way down, aifinkso.
Ohai. Aifinkso dat Grumpy wos frum a diffrent disney flim.
maiB teh kitteh’z jsut Doapee??
Orta go an sse de Doc?
Foar teh Sneezee simptummz hee’z bin hasing
Buttt(!) heez too Bashflol to maek an appoyntmin.
dis bii won disgruntlud kitteh.
Let’s go to da small werld ride again.
wii wuz awn dat wonse fur ha-has, adn eet broak down wif uz stuk ensyde!
argh!!!
Wuz teh *shudder* myoozik still playin?
Kitteh wud syng …
“Eetz an Smawl Whirled, aftur awl,
Eetz an Smawl Whirled, afftur awl …”
*mayks litlol fisty paws*
Arrrggg *trembull*
Eer Wurm!!!
Nenne!!!! Libing froo dat wunst wuz wunst to menny tymes!!
Mwooahahahha!

YOIKS!! Teh purplol hyppo – frum Fanntayshah – AWLMOATS mayded taht wurfwyl … awlmoats.
Furts thyme ai ryded taht wuzz astz teh Noo Yawk Whirled’z Faer inz nyntean siggstee-fowur … hasbin maykin mih karayzee ebber sintz.
LOL. I can’t see the videos, so I was only guessing what they referenced. Your post just confirmed my suspicion.
No. Lykee. Hats. Whut part ob dat u nawt unnerstand?
Haow duz he getz hiz gruntle bak? ai nebbur did unnurstan dat.
Haow duz he getz hiz gruntle bak? ai nebbur did unnurstan dat. just wut iz a gruntle?
M-I-C K-E-Y N-O-M-E-E!
The best P’d off kitteh face!! EVAH!!!
you wuld be tu if you had somewun holding you down wif a stoopi hat on
*kitteh grumble*
“Lubs to eet dem mowsies
Mowsies wot ai lubs to eet
Bite they tinee heds off
Nibblol on dey tinee feet”
aha – dah kliban kitty theme song…..
Yis! Ai can has dat awn mai kawfee mug.
Win catz seeng teh blooz…
M-I-C…K-E-Y Nom-nom-nom-nom-nooOOOooommm!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Mielipuolikas, Beck, an dannylove an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caeks wif dark choklit glaze, iskreem, sparkly party punch, an goodie bags filled wif slinkees taht can going down AN up!! ittybitty finger skateboard keechayns so yoo can skatebord wif yor fingers (or yor pet mowsie) an keep yor keez safe at teh safe time!
kandee, an Adbenchurs ob teh Bebbeh Zombie coluring buks wif elebenty-twelve crayns wif bilded-in shaprerner!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happee Burfdae tu awl teh burfdae peepses! Adn lawtsa gud witches foar menneemennee moar!
Tudae hazbin a poopypleh dae atz werkwerkwerkies, soe ifz nonebuddee myndz, ai yam (whut ai yam) gawna has sum uv eech caek … ooh, caek …*swunes* … a dollop – okae, soe itz moar tehn a dollop – uv iceycweems … sum puntsch … adn a goodee bag … adn ai’m gawna DANSDANSDANS!
*swoop’n'twerl, hop’n'glide, ‘n’ … oopsee
…oopsee … getz dizzee … caek flyez ebbreewair … adn KLUNK … fawls onna floar wiffa sillee gryn*
*leeps an ketches flyeng caek*
Mmmmm fudjy lemming poppyseed caek wiff iskreem!!
GMTA, fk
(oar wud dat be kaykaholiks fink alyke?)
Yesh, AP! Mai ackdicshuns, lemme show you em?
Kerful — doan nom awn dat b4 ur drug test at werkz…
ai oan teh kump knee – noe tets foar mih – adn ifz ai didded, awl taht wud shoo upz wud bih … CAEK!!
Muss b teh nys, oanin ur oan kumpnee!
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Butt (!) iz gud fing 2 b noein dat poppeeseadz mayk ur drug testz pozzytiv, sew nawt 2 b nommin poppeesead ennyfing b4 havvin ur test… Jess saiyin…
*runs arown teh ruum ketching flying cayk*
*run-jump-nom!-run-jump-nom!-run-jump-iyskreem!*
*wifasturness*
Italiana, mai gurl. Hao menni ob de alkofrolick trinkees hab you had? Wun too menni, aifinkso.
*sighs*
Juss mremember to hab a pynte of worter befoar you goes to sleep tonite. Oar els you will habbing de hyooj hungober toomoro.
Ohai A-One! Noe sutchamathyng as tee mennee martoonies afftur teh dae ai has hadded tudae!! Adn teh Cheezeland martoonies arr awlwaes majijlollee hangamovur-frih – noe icky hedd oar pleh tummee inz teh moarning – jsut anuzzer adbantijj uv Cheezeland!
Ifz ai drinkded an pynt uv waddur befoar beddybai, ai wud bih upsy adn daouns lyke a nellyvaytur (lift, foar tohse inz teh TTI) awl nyt loang … *gigglol*
YAY!! Clappity-clappity! Ai jsut fynishdededed teh laszt uv thwee stoopypleh kormtunyoueng edjamacayshun classis ai hadded tu tayk awnlyn soe ai kud has teh (koff-koff *roalz eiies*) “pribbilejj” uv kepaifyeng mai innshorns ayjint lysenses. Naow, sintz ai duzzint has tu tayk tehm foar tu moar yeeryeeryeerz, ai kan getz bakk tu teh impoartunt stufz – lyke hasing teh UFN in cheezeland wif mai Cheezepeepses!!
Woot woot!
*pours Italiana a choklit martoonie to sillybrayte*
ofangyu, NS! Jsut whut ai kneaded!
*sipsipsipsip … sillee gryn … hic*
Ai can has anuzzer???
Uv coarse!
*pours anuzzer choklit martoonie*
*puts teh neber-emptee pichur on teh tablol*
Ebbreewun (except teh unner-age peeps) halp urselves!
Yay! Certimifyed tu has fun! Congrats!
Yupz – certimifyablol – taht’z mih!
*gigglol*
Cat reelly dusnt luk happi. About tu deploy pointyends?
>^;^<
Look out!
Yupz – himz nawthappee bikaws hims wuz abowt tu ketchify Minnee befoar teh stoopy hoomin grabbifyded himz.
Eertubble-luking cat is eetubble
Now dat mowse is eatid, I tern my rufless revinges on peep who putted dis stoopy mowskateer hat on my haid…Unhand me hoomin or luse dose fingers in 3…2…1
nuttin to see heers. Move alonge tu teh interesting parts ob the fred, please. Just a test.
hoping werdpress catched up an noa mah nam bes bloo
Ohai, Teasel, noap , no bloo dis tiem. trai it agen.
Goonitez erlee, mai Cheezefrendz! Innonner uv mai hasing fynnishded mai stoopypleh klassis adn past mai egg sammin nayshuns, mai huzzbunneh izz taykeng mig owt foar drinkees and noms, soe
*hedbonks, purrs, adn SHMOOOOOOZ*
tu wun adn awl adn ebree asdn teihr buddee!
**Red comez in, luukin kwite frazzlold**
I can has tekillya, plz?
I finkso I may has jest seen my ex-huzbin foar teh nawt-sekkund tiem in ovur a yeer.
Silly phone*thumpit*
Oh My!! 
Silly mobile WP*thumpIT*
That WOULD be a shock to the systems, rhsb.
Hold on tightly to urself.
>^;^<
hi luks hissed