
*snicker* *snicker* *snicker* Dear Mommy Please newter me rite away Da Doggy
wuz just a joke. jeez, lighten up
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*snicker* *snicker* *snicker* Dear Mommy Please newter me rite away Da Doggy
wuz just a joke. jeez, lighten up
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Nawtee kitteh!
conga ratz tu teh flete-fingahd anni!
Congrats Anni! A berry nawtee kitteh indede!
Thx catena an OM!
An kill the kitteh!
Ai nawt meen tasht teh wai it sownds!
I fot, ooo, sorta blud thirsty fer dis thyme uf the morning! I iz glad yu ar nawt advokating kitteh demise!
Ai juss ment taht teh goggie wuld rite tihs. Wen Ai presst send ai wonted tu tayk it bakk.
aifinkso ur rite, goggie is hydin rownd teh corner writin hiz own note fer mummy
Abstain frum kittehs
Baste teh kitteh
Chastize teh kitteh
Dunk teh kitteh
E…..
Elektrimify teh kitteh
Flambay teh kitteh
Grownd teh kitteh
H…
Hogty teh kitteh
Icify teh kitteh
Jump awn teh kitteh frum grate hite
K…Kikk teh kitteh
L…
Eviscerate the kitteh
Frow teh Kitteh in the wastebasket
Give the kittech no noms
H…
Hyde teh kitteh inz teh klozzit
Innvizzablolize teh kitteh
Junk dror, putt kitteh inz
K …
Hyde teh kitteh
Ignorify the kitteh
Jerk teh kitteh
L…
Leed kitteh owt deh door adn
Kloze deh door, den
March rownd deh howze saying,
“No moar kitteh!”
O…
Offur kitteh sum cheez
Puttit inna Mowsie trap
Quikly
Run away
See wut happins
T…
Tawment teh kitteh
Undo teh kitteh’s yarn bawl
Vacuum teh kitteh
Wurree teh kitteh awl dai
X-asserbayt teh kitteh
Yahoo in teh kitteh’s eer
Zoom rownd an rownd wiel teh kitteh is sleaping!
Ta da! Finnisht!
Dint want tu seam greedee wiv teh list butt9!) it had bin sittin tehre foar 2 an harf owers. Sawree.
Nyclee dun OcM!
Thx BF an Italiana.
Yay foar yu, OCM! Clappity-clappity!
Tikklol deh kitty til hii sez.
“Unklol!”
V….
Ohai cwenmj! Is ‘Uncle’ wat teh kidz sai wen tehy ar giving up oar losing in a gaym? Ower kidz say ‘Give in” oar “Give up” oar anuvver wun ai carnt recawl.
Yes, crying “Uncle” means tu give up. I dunno wai. Adn I dunno if it still b used. itz an old-fashioned term…. mai age, lemme show u it.
Teeheehee, kitteh gawt inz trubblol
Unner teh bedz, maik kitteh stae tehre
Verree kwiklolee hyde teh nip mowss
W …
he he – that’ll teech him!!!
kud be wurse!
dont want tu plae wif bawls noe moyr.
Ebil plot, ai haz wun! Muahahahahaha!
Kitteh awlwais winz!
Dis kitteh can lol
Til itz hiz tern!
o.0
BC’s still up to his old tricks, I see.
Goggie wrytes:Deer Mawm, I finx the kitteh is borked, pleese to take to the vet and hab her fixed. Love, Goggie
GMTA Judson! Ai haz goggies alphamabetikal list startd abuv…
Who sez thez “lurn at home” courses don’t wurk? Naow I hab teh power of wurds at my paw-tips! Wurld domynashun iz imminint! Mwah-ha-ha-ha!
Can openin??????
Kitteh ordurd teh Yur Kitteh Kan Reed (adn Rite) deeveedeeses awf teh TeeVee, adn gess whut?! Itz werkded! *snerk*
BC oardurz teh googie’s braynez 2 teh kleenurz awlsew.
if da cat wrote that,da hoomin gonna think doggie is crazee
Isn’t this the week where the veterinarian is offering the ‘Two for the price of one’ spay/neuter special?
LOL! So funny