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Whut? *spins*
AAKKK!!
dada dada dada weight 4 mii!!!!!!!
*runs*
Concatshulashuns annie! lubs ur nu bonnet, berry prittee!
Thx TTC awn bofe cownts!
Congrats, anni… we has a tye!
*dans-dans-ringarowndtehbaybee-dans-dans*
Thx AP! Sowee fur teh delay cawzd bai an owtbrake uv nommin dinnur!
lol dats wut i wuz gonna say.
Hims stinkee!
But hims has a nyse chayr.
Hims mae hab a nyse chayr but hims not shayrin de mlik.
Hao duz u geddit owtta dem silly littlol bottlols, enywayz?
Dey comes wiv a skwidghi end dat you choos off and den it pores owt. If yoos qwik enuff you can drinks it orl up befoar it sinqs into the crapet.
*grabs skwishy end ob teh bottlol wiff mai toofers*
*drag-drag-drag tu teh kitchin*
*bat-roll! bat-spin!* ooh, dis be fun tuu!
*choo-choo-choo on teh skwishy end*
*milks spill owt onna fluur*
*lap-lap-lap it awl up offa teh linoalyums*
*bat-bat-bat teh (almoast) emptee bottlol unner teh fridj*
Donut furget to luuk innocent wen u iz dun.
*strykz a poaz, puts awn bestest innusint luuk*
Whut? Did teh goggie du sumfin bad agin?
Uze teh poynty enz ob korse! congrats on ur tye!
Stuk liek gloo!
poo gloo? (eww)
Donut luuk nao, kitteh!
Donuts? *luuks*
yupz – iz donut thyme … adn skoan thyme … adn chonklit pi wif wippycreem thyme … adn iceycwee thyme … adn kookee thyme … adn trufflol kandee thyme … and NOMNOMNOM thyme!
Betta mek shure dat de bebbeh duzznt get enny. Nawt gud fur bebbehs, it mite choak.
Bestess if we eet orl de donuts, an skoans, an pis, an ieskreem, an kookies, an kandee, an den we sabes de bebbeh!
We kan be heeros, juss fur wun dai.
*nomnomnom*
*nom-nom-nom!* ai duz mai sivik dooty. (yumm!)
Taht wuz teh eye deer awl aloang!
*nomnomnomnom*
U cin run but U cant hyde!
Yah, but u cant eben wawk, no less run. *runs*
We aer teh kittehs who say…….. NI!!!!
Pew! No, i dint.
*slow, sad headshake*
Blech. Aikin smell dem fings a myol awayz.
… noe sutch luk, aifinkso … *sighz*
Jus wen yu thort it wus ayf to get into teh ohai chayr….
Der duh…….der duh……der duh…der duh..der duh.der duh!
Itza bebeh land shark! Run foar ur lyfes!
Eeeep! Chaws! (Lyke Jaws but gummier)
Luk! Dat, dere behind u! Wat? U sey u wont fall fur dat one agin? BUT HEZ REALLY BEHIND U! Fine, dun listen.
* slow, sad hedshayke *
Hao menneh thymes ai has tu telling yu? Kittehs is NAWT bebbehs!
Oar bebbeh toyz. Try tellin hims dat… ai is nawt ur toy!
Dats rite. Ai iz a fyne obgect to admyre frum affar!
*tacklols GP & plants littlol schmoos awl ober himz littlol face*
duh..dump[pause]
duh–dump[pause]
duh..dump..duh..dump
duh..dump..duh..dump..duh..dump
*u no teh rest*
cue teh skary partz nao…
umm… teh word ‘dump’ in conjunkshun wif a babbeh pickshure… well mabbeh it just depends on teh contexts…..
S’OK, him haz a strap-awn lidderboks….
*snerk*
duh dumps ar teh wurstest, speshuly wen dey frow in doze pawzes.
mayks u fink deyr dun, den woopsie! deyrs moar! dats teh skary part.
Jesh, mii tuu.
Ohai, frenz!
I just postid pikshur of my noo hare-do.
I can has opinyuns, plz?
(Oh, my hares nawt yoosulee dat strate – teh beyootishun yoosed teh straitenin-fingee awn me.)
Awn ur profyl? The nooest wun ai seez is patyo furnichur (4 chayrs).
The most resint wun ob u is in frunt ob teh Hard Rokk Cafay.
Yah, iz pozed to be dere now.
Will has to go figger owt why iz nawt showin up.
heers the burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Cmonkeee an Sakee an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! teh burfday fairy haz a pleh an iz not feeling gud today
so i haz made dis eezy: a buffay ob sordid cheezcakes an cuppiecaeks, frooty punch, noyzemakers, an a grand selekshun ob all teh favrite goodie bag toiz frum teh past! bownsy balls, yoyos, sekrit diyarees, wind-up raysing fings, boblol-hed dolls, stikkers, crayns… yoo name it, its there! 
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Go wai pleh! Leeb owr burfdai fairy alown.
Hoep u feal beddur berry sune!
Beems uv feal-beddur-ness tu yu, Burfdae Faerie!
*gibs teh Burfday Fairy a beeg bowl uv chikkin soop*
*tukks BF in unner a cheezmap blankee & props hur reer paws on sum pillows*
Feel beddur, Burfday Fairy!
Nyce uv U!!
bebeh hooman are liek “where ar kitteh! i demandz kitteh cuddlez nao!”
Thyme foar mih tu goe hoam, so ai hoap awl mai Cheezeland frendz hazza wunnerful weekweekweekie-endz, adn ai wyl sih yu awn Moandae.
*hedbonks, purrs, adn SHMOOOOOOOOOOOO!*
Bai Italiana!
*wayvs* bye-bye! Has a grate weekend! {{{shmoo}}}
Kitteh, U haz chozen nawt-so-gud plaice tu hydes:
itz wun hoam uv teh kiddeh!
Kitteh thinks: Mai turn for noms! Feed meh, hooman!