Writer’s Block – Those cold unfeeling keys just stare at me, mocking me.
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Kitteh IZ teh writerz blok! She plops onto teh keyz n wont let me type!
Conga ratz, Cygnia! Tihs lol waz nawt heer at 8am!! Ai dubblol an triplol chekkified!
Ennywai, u fownd it nawt-sekkund, wenebber it arribed!
Concatulayshuns!
Aiwuz nawt eggspektin it till 9 cheeztiem!
Saym heer Anni butt(!) ai caym an lukked juss in cais, til 8.03 an tehre waz nuffing. Weerdpress is weerd.
Thx Madame Obveeus! Wuz it ebber ennifin but weerd?
Ai gess nawt!!
Tiem foar mee tu ree tyre aifinkso. G’nite Annipus! Havva nies Friedegg ebening.
Miss Annipuss – I am lubbing your Easter bonnet!
Thx O&P! It wuz berree eezee 2 drore it – tukk longer 2 get WP 2 change frum teh ebbridai wun!
I iz stealthy (n luckee!)
Kitteh wanz u pay tenshins tu impurrtent tings.
Lyke wat?
.
Aardvaarks
Boxes
Catnip
Dinnur
Ellifonts
F…
Fezzers
Gushifud
Hrbls
Iceycweemz
J …
Jiggulee bopperz
Kitteh toyz
Lots uf noms
M…
Jabberwocks in the back garden
Krispy Kreme doughnuts
Lots of gushifuuds
Mices!
N…
Nip!
Opening gushifud cans
Peeps(of cheezland)
Quiet tyme for naps
R…
Raecing aroundadnaroundadnaround
Sleepin in teh sun
Teesin teh goggie next doar
U…
Using up awl teh spayce awn teh sofa
Very thoroughly shred teh armchair
Walk between hoomin’s feet when him’s awn his way downstairs
…
Xactlee whut ai wanna du
Yaaawwnn
ZipZoomZwipe up teh stares!
Messij to kitteh : pretend teh kees aer mayd ob tuna. Dey’ll stop mokking yu beri beri kwikly.
Butt(!) wuldn tehy bee mock chikkin?
Yesh, butt iz owkay iffen teh keys aer mokking chikkin. It mite maek chikkin angry adn run ober, den kitteh can eet tuna AND chikkin.
Ahhhaaa! Kitteh’s punning clan!
Goin tu sleep. Seeya suun!
An tehy woant tiep ennyfing at awl!
hmmm…it wuz teh beast of tymes, it wuz teh…tymes fur napz (yAWn)
Dunt wurries kitteh! Jes shute sumbuddy. Den u has eggsyted plot.
I can has qwerty?
Naw. Yu can haz Dvorak.
daaaaam daam daam daaaaaam daadaaam
daaaaam daam daadaadaaam ♬ ♬ ♪
daaadaaam daam daam daaaam daadaaam
daam dadadadamm daam daaam. ♬ ♬♬ ♬♬ ♬♬ ♬
strawng tawk fur a bunneh…
i played in wunc an nao it’s furebber in mah hed. So whenever sumwun says “Dvorak”…
…just stei at U, lubing U. . . …. .. … . si si ….. . .. .
Catliek tiepin… nawt detektud!
Oar mebbeh catNAWTliek tiepin.
I kno wut u meen, kitteh – hap ens to me when da nu LOL is postid eech tym!
Riterz blok — nawt just fur hyoominz.
Gray Smudjee Kitteh
pawndurrz gibbeenz upz Chary 4
invyteengz keebored!
Invyteeng keebored
maykz Majikk Windo duz awll
kyndz ubz Phunnee feengz!!
Invyteeng keebored
awllso bettah for sawfft andz
slowz Belleh Rubbinz!!!
Jack.
Nice, Jack. Ai liek ‘Gray Smudjee Kitteh’ foar himz naym. Its purrfick!
Oh oh oh I have a comment…..wait it was there but now its gone and it really wasn’t what I wanted to say anyways now let me see………..
…onoes! beddur kawl mai sy catta tryst
oar mebbe bedder kawl mai sy collie gist ! aifinkso teh tyme spase continumumm is borked
sy COLLIE gist?!?! ONOES!! Dr. HaireeDawg wyl getz insyde yur hedd adn mesz wif yur branium! Mutsch bedderer yu shud kawl Dr. Sy A. Meeze, aifinkso.
*gets out telephone book, looks under repair, cracked craniums* hmmm lesse, Dr. Aby Sinnian, Dr. Ann Gora, Dr. Cal Eeeco, Dr. Hy Malayan, ………weesh iz had teh reef rences.
I imagine he is writing “Mouse and Peace”
“Hmmm, where’s the mouse?”
*fret fret fret* O noze, mai storee iz dew tamarrow! *wurree wurree wurree* Ahm gonna fayle Engrish class iffen ai doan turn it inn! *pondur pondur pondur*K’mon, u kan dew dis! Jus type aneefing tew git startd! Ah…uze teh klassiks!
It wuz a dark an stormee nite…
Oar mebbe “allworkandnoplaymakesjackadullboy,allworkandnoplaymakesjackadullboy,allworkandnoplaymakesjackadullboy” ahhhhhh iz needz tu see Dr. Sy A. Meeze, or Dr. Cal Eco !!!!!!
An az teh rayn lashd teh windoes, Ms Slinkee Symeeze looked appeellinglii at teh tomcat behind teh big desk. “Yu haff tu help me,” she whiskered. “Some won haz bin follering mii.”
Suddenly they heard —–
A krash uf teh borked glass! Sumone frew sumfind thru teh winder. It waz a rawck, and dere waz ah note rapped arownd it. Teh Ms. Slinkee Symeeze luked at teh tomcat adn aksed “whut duz it sayz”? It sez get me teh Maltese goggie…….Tom Cat luked at Ms Slinkee Symeeze, adn sayz wut du u noe abowt dis sweeeetie? Slinkee replyed……………..
“Ai didnt yoink it, honest! Aive bin framed.” Slinkee fixt Mr. Cat wif hur bloo bloo eyes. “Wont yu halp me prove it? Ai dont haff much catnip, but yu kin haff everytihng.”
Cat thowt it obber. Nip wuz gud, but so wuz staying alive. Still, he nebber cud rezizt bloo, bloo aiis, so he sed ……..
OK dawlfass, itz u adn me kyd. Aifinkso sumfing is hydden in dis ting deh call Maltese goggie. Iz hep u fynd it…..suddingsly dere waz a nock on teh doar. TomCat openz it adn sees a lyttle gray kitteh dressified in a whyte suit (?) stranyge he lewked lyke a verry schort Sydney Greenstreet. “Git in teh korner u 2″ he schnarled at TomCat adn Slinkee. Just then……………
Teh Maltese goggie runned in. He wuz liddul and whyte and floofie. “Yu called?” he yipped insushuntly.
Tehy lukked at him thundurstruck until ……..
Deh litenin fwashed adn teh funder BOOOMEDED.
Dawkness suwounded Tom, Ms Symeeze adn teh lyttle gray kitteh. A tusslol wuz herd in teh room, furrnichur wuz knokked ober. A skreem……
A skreem….teh sownd uv braking glass….teh yipyipyip uv teh Maltese goggie meetin sum poyntie ends…..
ai haz tew leev fer wurks but wil wayte wif baited breff (yech!) tew see haow teh storee koms owt! Bye frends!
When teh litez came on agen, teh three catz were gathered arown a bowl of fine cream, an teh lyttle gray kitteh sed, “Heres tu teh beginning uv a byootiful frendship.”
Rymumber, wez always haz Paris…………….
Ohai dayr, bf!
It wuz a dawrk andz
stoarmee nyte wiff a dawrkness
dat heldz t3h sittee
in itz damp, furree
gripz lyke an eebil Kitteh
wiff a CatzNip Mowss
az coaldz Wetz Stuff felld
andz reeflekktedz t3h Fool Moon
inz its deep puddlllz!
Maykeengz it berree
hawrdz 4 Nikk Daynjurr Kitteh
2 fyndz ennee clooz
2 T3h Missturree
ubz t3h Purr~loyndz, Deelishussh
Mawlteez Cheezburgr
dat wuz nawt sekkund
beelawwngd 2 t3h Wurrld Reenaowndz
Dawkturr TyneeKat!!!
Jack.
Clappity!!
U noes, Jak Deff, Ah is awways leiks ur pomes, but dis wun speshully gud. Berry noir.
awsum Jack, just awsum!
Oh come on, its simple to see what this is. Surely you can see it. Come on! I have faith in you. You can do it!
As a writer, I totally understand, Mr. Kitteh.
Writers block suckz.
*situation a few daez ago*
Meh: *haz writer’s blok* …STOP STARING AT MEH!!!! *pounds kees furiously*
Kees: *Stare*
Meh: …
Bottum lyne, writer’s blok r terrible, so i feel fur dis kitteh
Writer’s Block is always a challenge. Time to think outside the (litter) box and free associate.
The story of my life the last almost-year.
Dude, so tru so tru