
The plumber wasn’t expecting me either.
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The plumber wasn’t expecting me either.
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BOO!
HOO!
hopz ebberione kan c ur pretti easter bonnet todai!
Nope, soar it yessterdai butt(!) not toodai.
Congrachewlayshins annipus – wiv or wivout bonnet. (It wood onli get wett in de rayn at teh mowmint, or is you nott geettin de raiins?)
Had a berry hebby shour erlier wiv thunner an litnin! 2 dark 2 see iffn it’z raynin naow!
congarats tew anni an Italiana!
Luv ur Easter bonnit anni!
*scurriez awf tew wurks*
Comgrabyurelayshuns, anni! Shal wih ajjurn tu teh thai boo teak? – Yur bawknit is soe lublollee, adn ai knead a gnu wun – wiffa fezzer adn a OOH! SHINEY! awn itz!
lub yur hat anni – haoe did u do dat?
Ai drored it!
Den, *whispers* Ai fotoshopt it!
GLUB!
Teh plumbah neva flushuz tweis.
LOL!!! @@@@@ to catena!!
*blushus*
hayre clog!
duznawt luk lyk a hayre tu mih – luks lyk a kitteh aifinkso
**tilts hed from side to side**
GASPP!!!! its a canadyun goosee, afinkso!
GMTA gammacat!
oar an duk …
is yu shur is nawt an okapi?
maiB – butt(!!) strypees awn teh leggses myt bih rong kuller fora okapi … myt it possumblee bih a rair adn endayngemereded strypeded plattie puss?
plattei puss in bootses?
wupz – Wellies
**heddesk**
ow!
**faycepaw**
dubble ow (pointee ends!)
Oar a dukk-filld fattee puss?!
ROFLPIMP!! Ennebuddee gawt an shamwow??!!
nawt so…izza goos
*ducks an cuvvers*
yer lucky he didn’t stash yu in hiz plumber’s bag and take yu home, yu Kyutie!
*yoink* *runswifakwikness*
BF!!! cum bak here wiff teh kitteh!
at leest teh sinks nawt blokt animoar.
Iss esier wen ai hassa thirst
I’m in yore pipes, steeling yore plumbers
Den aill just eat mai pares.
Ai gawt yoo sum pares but ai eeted dem. An al teh uvvers.
Ai hided him in teh shower. Plz to nawt soaking him.
teh plunger…dew nawt want!!
An nao I am hummin the Mean Kitteh song. Earwurm!
I prefer teh “Kitten Kong” song.
I don’t know why he was so surprised. I told him I was having problems with a furball in my sink.
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lol @ tabbytat
Hrbls daoun teh drayn – MEEYEOWTSCH!!
wall ma’am afinks aisees teh problum. shuld bi an eezee ficks, butt butt et’ll cost yu elebenty munnies.
U finke “eezee” till kitteh showz u awl himz pointy endz at wunst!!
ai is teh eggsperiensed.
*opins tin uv toona*
A gaym! A gaym! I hab a jient fish heer, wib a fish inside dat adn a fish inside dat, adn so on. Der aer elebenty layers ob fish. I frow teh fish adn teh wun hoo catches it eets teh outer fish adn throws teh wun inside. Teh winner iz teh wun who eets teh innermost fish. Teh prize is an elebenty pound toona!
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*throws a hoooooooge sammun*
*ketchifyes teh flyeng sammin, swallerz AWL uv tehm, adn runswiffakwiknes – adn a bigbigbig grynn – tu teh Nawty Barn* – ketsch mih ifz yu kan!
Wowz, dats a hoal lotta swimmers u swollurd der!
(folloz tu NB)
Teh gAym kawntenyuuz – ai has hiddin teh fishees awl obur Cheezeland – wair arr tehy?!
Abuv teh klowdz?
Behynd teh roazbusch?
Coarnur, inn wun …
D …
Down in deh valley
Entirely hidden
Frozed in deh snowbank
G….
glued to teh wallol
hanging bai a thred
in teh icee box
j…
Joyriding along teh bullavard
Kitty-corner from teh burger bar
Lying unner a hammuck
M…
Mebbe ober heer?
Nawt ober deyr!
Otay. Deyrz wun ryte heer.
P…
Mid-towne
Next tu teh Meadow
Ober teh reignbough
P….
sew dats wut mai williboi duz wen himz owtenabowt…. hoo noo?
Ohai cheezpeeps! ai iz bak frum teh Oz. wil pos sum pix awn mai faisbuk latah. butt(!) hear ar sum vidz:
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to JillthePill, ScotchAndMoreScotch, an Gigikitty12 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy cakes, red velvit caeks wif fluffy creemcheez frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif glo-in-teh-dark slinkies, birght-colur fishy-shaped water squirters, kandee, an colurful puffy fishie stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happi birfdai 2 awl teh birfdai peeps. Habn’t seed SAMS fur ayjis – dunno teh uvver 2, but hoep dey haz happi birfdaiz!
ofangyu, Burfdae Faeire!
*yoinks sum reddbellbit caek adn a slynkee, adn runswiffakwiknes tu teh tawp uv teh stayrez tu watschify teh slynkee slunkify daoun teh stayres …
gloplopgloplopgloplop*
Ohai, frenz!
Ennywun gots margajareetas reddy? I’m gonna has a lawng few weeks.
Sarah iz in heet an goes to teh v-e-t awn April 13rd.
*Gallumpheng Goaphurrs roal inz a bar kart wiffa trayz uv midori margareetases – alkohowl-frih foar tohse hoo purrfur, ovkoars*
Heerz a paw inz yer eie adn a purr inz yur eer!
Oh, fankyoo Italiana!
Shud I gibs Sarah a sip? I finkso it mite halp hur cawlm down a liddlol bit.
He can’t wash off the cyoot.
Surprize!!! I clogged ur drains!!!
Wait…why u comin towards meh wif teh Drain-O?
YAY! Clappity-clappity! Mai sunn jsut brot uss dinnur frum himz restamarawnt! Barber cube fur wun adn awl adn ebree adn teihr buddee! Wih gawts smoakeded chikkun, adn ribbses, adn sawsijj, adn smoaked beefv bryskitt, adn shredifyded poark, adn patayda sallid, coalslawz, baykded beenz, makk’n'CHEEZ, greenz, greanbeenz, adn sweetzpatayda kaserowl … wif sordid sawses awn teh syde … homaid koarnbredd wif wippybuddur … adn bawtumles jugses uv tee … adn koald beerz in loangnekkid boddulz foar tohse hoo myt lyk tu indulj. Adn foar dizurt, tehre’z peeknutbuddur pi adn keelym pi. Plennee foar ebbreewun!
*drool*
sownds yummee! fankies Itaiana!
Kthx!
Okai, hoo borked into mah house an took picshurs of mah kitteh?
SO CUTE! lol plumber
is it an ocicat breed?