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No. I’m using this pillow. And that one. And this seat.
Picture by: Setter Caption by: dunno source via Our LOL Builder
everything here is mine!
conga ratz, O&P! yu has eh soloe nawt sekkund!!!!
w00t!! Fank U! First time eber!
Oooh – concatshoelaces!!!
fank u! Hard to believe! So many fastee fingers in cheezland, didn’t think this would ever happen!
oooh!!! teh nawt sekkund nawt sekkund is speshul!!! congrats!!!
**dansspindanstwirl annnd jazzpaws**
teh amount of dansdansdans talent and nomnomnom talent in cheezland be amzing!
fank you for the congrats!
Nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund? Datz speshul indeed!
*dans-dans-O&Pstartinitawfrytewiffasolo-dans-dans*
bery nice dansdansdans! Fank u!
* Bringz aowt teh fresh hoemaed isee kreems, adn teh jug uf root beer *
Hoo wantz teh Root beer flote?
O & P U can haz teh nawt sekkund wun foar hazzing teh nawt sekkund nawt sekkund.
Congradulashuns, O&P!!
Oooh, rootbeerz!
Fank you, pj!
yum – hoemaed isee kreems?! my favorite! Fank U!
mi mi mi, i caan haz rootie beer flotze??
yass u can. der iz enuf foar awl the peeps in cheezland.
fank qew berry muches
*dansdansdanssippitysippitysipdansdansdansincirklolzwiffarootiebeerflotze*
Konkatulations O&P.
*Putz out teh hueg piknik blankee an startz puuling noms froem teh baskit*
Todais piknik has faery bread, chonklit muffins, grownups chonklit crakles, chiken samiches, champacgnes [wite an pink]. If yu wan summit else teh piknik baskit prolly haz it. It can haz allsortz ov tings.
perfick timing for dinner! Fank U, wolfkit!
* halps self to chicken samiches and champacgnes *
nomsipnomsipnomsip
fankq WK u brings da bestest pikniks!!1!
*nomnomnomsipsipsip*
OanP u prolly gawn bai nao butt(!) Conga ratz ennyway. Teh nawt-sekkun nawt-sekkun is berry speshul!
adn awl teh ayr. stawp breddun.
*hoalds breff*
*turns purplol*
*rushes owtsyde*
*cawls after* teh ayr outsied is myn tu!
brings AP a selfcontaynedbreevinappatatus (liek teh fyremens uze) so she kin breev!
hey! datz myen! giff bak!
Doan wurry, kitteh. *huff-puff* Ai juss borrowin it for a littlol wyles.
See… ai breevz it in… den blows it bakk owt for u.
U can has teh
unkumfy chayr.But onlee until I wants tu use it
noebuddee eggspeks teh Spaynish Inqwazishun!
duz yu has weppunz?
Owr cheef weppun iz supprize.
Taht’s awl. Just supprize.
wot abawt en awlmos phanatikul diivoshun tu teh poep?
Adn nice red uniformz… dang, Ai kan’t sai it… Cardinal Biggles? Yu’ll has to sai it.
kent remembah teh nex part!
awlsoe eggsplaned down beloe
Taht’s okeh! Cardinal Biggles couldnawt remember teh lines in teh original skit either! So yu’r rite in karakter! G’nyte!
(Psst… Teh sekret helper for teh hardcore Python geek iz to keep teh hardback 2-volume set of teh Python TV scripts rite by teh computer, along wif teh softcover Holy Grail script book, adn a few other key references. Oh, how we cheets…
*rolls in cumfee chayre*
Nao — yu will stay in the cumfee chayre until lonsch tiem, wiv onlee a cup of kawfee at elebenty!
Ai suppoze wii make it worse by shouting a lot, do we??
Confess!! Confess!! *bugrit, Ai dunno how to do bold print*
awl myne!
Well, ob korse awl ob it is teknikly myne…
But ai is yoozin deez partikular items ryte nao, egskusibly.
Gottit?
U kin go sumware else.
after you bring me tuna and sum nip!
…an bring meh sum noms wile u iz up.
No — ai nawt sez plz. U iz mah servint.
Adn mai bakk fuut has dibs awn dat green wun ober deyr.
Humm. Awl the myne myne myne has left the tender belleh exposed, kitteh. Be kareful or you will be snorgled and kuddled!
Awl ur kumfurtz are belong to me!!!!
Hmmm- awl UR snorgles are belong to me, kitteh! Mwahahaha!
There’s plentee of room for you to sleep on da floor.
teh flore is myne tu, butt ai lets yu borry et fur ay littlol whyle.
Fankeez, keshet.
Oh ya *gently pushes pjperry onto the floor* you are so right lots of room for you.*5 eags takes couch and pillows*
*Klunk*
sorry.LOL
*stretches akross 5 eagles*
Eberyting on couch iz myn to lie on tu.
5 eagles and a wolf doesn’t seem like an ideal cuddlol puddlol….
*takes a few stepz back* *waitz quietlee*
Get off me wolfkit I was here first. I quite comfortable. cuddle puddles know bonds pjperry.LOL
*pouts*
I go back to piknik blankee anyway. It has noms.
*sniff*
I’ll go wiff you…maybeh ders som POULTRY.
PB’s nawt heer.
*snerk*
*wipes tee of skreen*
Iz onlee half wolf. Othre half is kit so….
Hmmm saem problem LOL
I sorry wolfkit. Miiyeegan(wolf in ojibwa)
Hey why don’t the three of us share the couch.*5 eags offers two pillows to pjperry and wolfkit.*
*Jumpz up* *Stretchez ouwt* *Hogz cheezblanket* *Snorez*
Ooooh – a new werd! Ai luvs lerning new words in over languages.
*Hans over a glace of bubblee and sits on pillow*
Fank u veree much.
Ai ar longesst kitteh inna ww-ee-rrr-llll-d! (looks laikk mai Obi, almost)
Foar wutebber reezun, dis just popped in2 my hed…..
Iz a kwote frum my junyoor-ohai skool Bilolodjee teechur…
“Springtime is when a young man’s fancy turns to what the girls have been thinking about all winter long!”
iz dat’z whut ur girlkitteh’z finkin about nao?
Shopping?
Planting seeds?
Neu wardrobe?
Goin to teh stoar!
Their hair.
Kleenin haus?
blassfemee!
I think uv it….. i just don’t dew it.
Iz a beeg diffrence. I think uv it a lot tu
I don’t even think uv it…
ai tri nawt tu.
Chokklit???
I tink ov that ALL year rownd
Nao ur torkin!!
Ware izzit (noms paw)?
Yu not haz tu nom paw NP. Thear is a piknik upthread that haz chonklit stuff to nom insteed
wut r u tawkin’ bout? i dusnt get it?!?!?
No, silly 5eagles ! SHOOZ !
Oh riiiggghhhhttt. I forgotten shoes. Wait what about Big Macs.
Omg! that’s like my beagle Sage. She lays all over the couch coushins!!
and teh one mah footsies is touchin.
hum.hum…… .. .”it mei b possibili tha t 1, but it wil probabili b seat again”. . . . . .. . …… … . … hu.
lol. ohai carotte! fank yoo for being my frend!
Ai kan’t resist any longer *dons snorglol* Ai’m goin in.
Non-ironic use of uhglee cowch ditectid.
Ders nawt a sutch fing as uhglee cowch, iz onlee ughlee peepul.
Good fing teh whirled haz cowches to suut everi taste!! If tehy waz all teh saim, Ai’m sure tehy would look lyke teh cowch in teh Principal’s waiting-room in gradeskule, wiff teh green waterproof upholsteriez adn teh fake-fabric canvas-lookin pattern molded into teh surface taht alwayz accumulated abowt fourteen yeerz of dust in teh interstices… adn teh wooden armrests wif teh varnish wearing off…
*
*Ob course, Ai know abowt that cowch onlee bai heersay. Ai nawt sit on it for hours adn hours waitin to discuss Issues wif teh Principal maiself, nope nope. Nawt everi week. Nope.
Hmm…
you seem to no an awrful lot abowt dem…
*Lookz innocent*
Oh, one hearz sekondhand accownts from frends adn whatnot…
*Whistles tunelessly while pondering alternate topics to talk abowt*
Ohai pj! Izzit nawt kinda late in Chicagoish??
Anovcors itz verry erlee in NM???
Ai nawt ebber sit awn teh Principal’s seat – juss waytid owtsied teh dore, tehn got tu nerbis an ran awai, hid up a tree!! Foar 2 owers!!
Shood we call da fyremenz? 2 owers izza long time!
Cawl fyremens – yes pleez! Butt(!) shuld admit – Iz daon nao – waz onlee eleben at teh tiem…moar liek elebenty nao.
Ai neely went tu sleap in teh tree. Waz in moar trubblol frum mai mum tahn teh Principal!
Nevermind t3h time here! Hi, Lungdoc! It’s almost 2 a.m. *fergetz my point* Why you look so suspishus?
(Sorry so tardy replying–silleh old Real Lyfe called me away for a whiles)
Who, mii?? Lookin suspishus?? Nawt mii, shirley nawt. Ai was just rememberin tymez from long whiles ago, wehn maybi Ai had a littlol more to be guiltee abowt tahn Ai does nao. *sigh.*
yez yu iz. adn doyn kal mii shirlee.
*Whisperz:*
! Dang, catena!! It’s reelee late where yu are! Oar earlee. Iz yu startin tomorrow awreddi todai?
wuz een teh Oz fur tu wekez (biznus adn ufn). mai jetlag, let mii showe yu eet…
Ooo! Nifty! Well, Ai hoap yu get bak to real cloktime soon. Ai hasta go get a nap nao. Have a happi day!!
ohai lunarmommy♪ thanks 4 ur paw cat♪
I swear I had this exact couch and set it out for goodwill and now it is in a picture online….weird.
cool cat
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