
Hover kitteh Looking for purrmision to land
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Hover kitteh Looking for purrmision to land
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: nathanco via Our LOL Builder
Incoming!!!
Comgrabyurelayshuins, OCM! Yu has teh taupe spawt!
Noms, drinkees, dansdansdans, adn sillybrayshuns R now dowt inordur!
Gallumfeng Goafurrs roal inz a trallee laydin wif fronsch toast wif wippee buddur, awl sordid sir rupz, adn froot … awlsotue pancaeks adn wafflols. Adn a nomelette stayshun wair teh sheff wil mayk nomelettes ennewai yu laik. Awlsoe sordid bredz, roals, adn bayglols wif buddur, sordid spredz adn jamz. Foar drinkees, tehre are Bluddee Marees, Mimosases adn Bellinis … alkohawl-frih ifz yu laik – azwelaz kawfee, tee, adn jooses.
Teh Goafurrs wyl purrfoarm teh Goafurr Gavotte -
*dip an swae, hop ‘n’twerl, jump’n'spin, adn glydeglydeglyde*
Sillybrayt!
Y thankyu Italiana! Nomelettes an pancaeks – derlishus!! Ai wil havva spairygas nomelette an juss wun pancaek wiv blakkberree jam. Yum yum!
Yay fur yoo OzcatMum!
An ai will joyne in teh festibiteez bai having sum ov teh pannee caeks wif teh blakkberree jam, too!
Lubbly fud butt(!) ime goanna goafur mai bed !! Chow laiter
!!
Nite nite PB, see yu agin sune!
Nytee nyte, sweetzdreemz, adn SHMOOOO tu yu, PB!
Bai PB! Sea u tumarrow.
A chef tu kooking deh omelettez?? hmmm…. ifinkso I will haz a bakin cheez and mushruum omelette!
fankeez!!!
And a cuppa coffee tu waking mii up.
nedez a wide spaic
Dass a clebber trikk!
dirigible maiB … oar purrayd float, aifinkso
Maycee’s Fangsgibbng Day Purrrr Aid, fur shur!
Ryt yu R … adn teh Eestur Purr ayd, aifinkso!
Awl cleeer!
LOL! Where iz anni wehn a need hur!!
Ai aer heer!
Yu bort a nyu hat at teh shawps
??
Dass mai Eester bonnit!
Oooh, taht’s sooooo pritty!
Pritty !!
EESTER bonnit???
Ai must rush awf to mai milliner!! Nao ai need an Eester bonnit!!
IRL, ai doo nawt hav a “hat hed.” But mai avatar DUZ!!
Me 2, Ai ownlee ware a hat fur warmf oar 2 keep teh sunn awf mai faes!
Inyur Eester bonnit,
Wit awl teh frillz upon it….
Oh noes! Naow aiz be hummin’ this song awl dai!**Smaks floofy paw two mai hed, tryin’ two smak teh song owt**
♪ earworms. we hazzim.
ACK!! Eerwurm!! ACK!!
*rintzes eerz wif sparklollee waddur tu getz ACK!! EERWURM!! owt … finks uv Peedur Kotuntayle instedd … ACK!! Anuzzer eerwurm!*
oh noes! not de earworms
Tray sheek, mown amee!
oooh! fronsch!
Eatser bonnet? Cyoot!
Tukk me less dan fibe minnits 2 drore it an haff an ower 2 get WP 2 assept it!
Ai wont tu poot a pikshur awn mai profiel kitteh liek u hav butt(!) ai havven figgerd it owt yet. Ai havva applol pyooter (lolmass prezee) an itz grate butt(!) stil lernin nyoo fings awn it.
Ai can’t halp u – Ai aer a deddikaytid PC yoozer!
Ai did waht yoo sed yoo doo awn teh laszt, but it nebber seems to mee that yoo do!!!
Just stairing at teh skreen – wif as toad alley blank mynd!!
Ai cudn’t fink uv ennifing innerestin 2 rite 4 dis wun!
duzzn’t need no stinkin purrmission!
An yoo get a LOT ov burgerz fur this wun!!
Kumin in, liek it oar NOT! Izzit reeli reel? Hao dey do dat? Iz purrfeckly legless!
At teh risk uv bein a troll, iz eever a berry lukkee shot, oar *whispers* shoppt!
I wudz goe dollurz tu dohnutz dat it b shawpt. Luke at lain uv gras undur kitteh. Duz nawt lain up, rite abowt wayr legz wud b.
I haz no prawblum wif shawpt foto wen iz funee, wich dis wun b. Sors iz akshulee Kyoot Oburlode, wayr u kan c hoel floetilla uv hubburkatz hubburin (wich is eebin moar shawpt.)
Saem heer! Iffn it iz well dun an funnee, iz OK wiv me!
Ai agree wiv taht, tihs wun is funnee adn kyoot, himz luks lyke mai nayburs kitteh hoo ai’m going to bebbehsit berri sune!
I is hopin yr naybur’z kitteh duz nawt rizembul dis kitteh in teh legz dipartmint.
On teh uvver hand, wen he kums runnin fur teh noms at grate speed, himz leggies bekum a blurr!!
*Piks up mask lying clowse bai*
Hmm, iz tihs a reel kitteh? Haz it bin fotoshoplifted? Wai do peeps do such crool things to tehre kittehs lyk pulling tehre legs off?
Ugh, pfwew, tihs marx iz nawt comfutablol at awl!
*frows marx on teh flore adn stampz on it*
Tehre, dat’s bedderer!
*pikks up Groucho an dusts him daon* U otay Mr Marx?
Ai rekon himz bin fotoshoplifted, an himz noes! Lukit hao krot himz fayse!
Hubber cat, doin’ wot hubber catz do.
A noo vehiklol fur ar transport system heer in Cheezland!!
We nao hav 2 hoverkittehs, Helicat, Monorail Cat, Serchanrescue Kitteh, Bunwayz Air (ov corse), an teh Universal Bus system! An maybee moar taht ai mist!
doan foargit teh dubblol dekkur buscat…
Kitteh musst bih a pololitishun – hims awl fuel uv hawt ayr!
Nooooo!!
Oh, plz noooo kitty polee tishunz!!!
y wud kittehz wanting tu degradifying dem selbz?!?!?!
yu hazza poynt, mai cween
*slunkifyes awf tu teh koarnur tu bih thorowlolee shaymed uv selfv*
Aw, nawt tu b shaymed!!! {{{Italiana}}} Iz deh politklol kittehz dat shud b shaymed!
Awn teh odder sied, nawt hard tu imogene a goggie polee tishun.
yupz – speshulolee mai goggie – shih taykz brybzez – kookees – frum ENNEEBUDDEE! LOL – sillee goggie!
An goggiez just wantz a tension an tu bii lubbed bii ebberree bodie. Liek polee titians.
Butt(!!) adn howebber – goggiez moatslee has gud intenshunz – awl tehy reelolee wantz izz kookees, bellolee rubbingz, adn eer skritchingses … adn lawtsa gushifud.
Goggiez almost awlwais haz gud intenshunz, an mostlii wantz luvz, and we mostlii wantz tu givez them luvz. (Taht’s how goggiez are nawt liek polee titians–itz eazy tu luv goggiez)
Yupz! Yu hazza ryte! Ai wud nebbernebber voat mai goggie owt uv off iss (oar howss)! Adn hur has nebbernebber toalded mih an lye, neever!
Aifink pollytishuns just wants teh hooman bersuns ov kookees, bellolee rubbings, and fuds, too. And toys.
Menny goggies lie. About wevver they’ve been fed. And iff one hurts a paw, and gets attenshun, it will fake that hurt paw long after it gets well. Yu catch tehm in teh lie when they forgets which paw was teh hurt one, and fakes it on teh ovver.
LOL!!! This iz TRooooooO!!
seriously? no one else? ok:
CHESSUR!
Slowly disappeared until only its scowl remained
U rite. Amasing noewun els see it.
ht tp://images.hitfix.com/photos/300895/Chessur-the-Cheshire-Cat_gallery_primary.jpg
Jabba the kit
hohoho…jedi…
[my jabba teh hut impression: not so good, actually]
ht tp://i.pbase.com/u11/jesse/upload/2564925.JabbaTheHutt.jpg
‘Your mind powers will not work on me kitteh!’
Ai thot it wuz verree gud! Ai cud HEER it az yoo rote it!
I thot it sownded like Sandy Clawz! :snerk:
oh, teh humaniteh!
Hover kitteh is flamablol?? Oh noes!
Er, aye meen “Oh noes-dive”!
Da engins cant tayk no more uh dis FLOOF, captn!
hmmm.
*ponders*
let’s beam them over to Failblog where they’ll be no tribble at all.
speeking of
troubletribble – has anyone seen hur? I miss hur everytime deers a star trek ref…*goes looking for
troubletribble *No – she hazn’t bin heer fur a LONG taim – an ai misses hur, too!
She – befoar she became Tribble, wuz “Lynn” and rote MANY “furstee” pomes wehn we were egg speary minting wif teh various ways to cerlery brate teh wuns in teh tawp spawt!
Totoro takes the maglev Catbus
or mebbe mew-glev
ht tp://bjanepr.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/anime-my-neighbor-totoro.jpg
open the pod bay doorz hal!!
I can’t do that, Dave.
Dave’s not here.
But brian is, look! *giggles*
But he wuz heer – yesterday!
lol!nice one
Definitely photoshopped. one can see where a stamp was used below the body. There’s some weird effect going on that is not the hair.
I agree. Definitely photoshopped.
Why oh why Photoshop? (but nice caption)
Very poor Photochop job, too.
yesh♪.. . … .mov up a level with ovni style. .. . . .. .. .
*snikr* ovni-style!
hahahaha i love this lol!!!
Hover Kitty never needs permission.
This is so cute i wish i had seen this in person!
Iz da goodkitteh blimp.
zomg, dat iz wun ahmazin kitteh.
chek owt mah lawlz.
PS: How do you get your picture on your profile to show up on your comments?
1) check owt teh cryer (cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com) for lawtsa tips on being bloo, getting avatars, etsetura.
2) its hard tu chekk owt ur lols iffn ur nawt bloo.
3) Begging for lol-attenshun awn awl ur posts is impolyte (trollish). Menny ob us has mayd dem, adn enywun can chekk dem owt if dey wants by klikking awn owr bloo nayms. Ai has sum ossim wuns, chekk em owt.
This pic is awesome.
That is all.
cue “ride of the valkyrie”
Duuum
duum dumdum DUM duuum
DUM dumdum DUUM dum
DUM dumdum DUUUM duum
dum dumdum duuuUUUMM!
We heer in Cheezland aim to pleeze!
A shame this is such an obvious Photoshop job.
not really, the caption is good and a willingness to grant a little artistic license can go a long way. Shopped or not, this pic makes me laugh.
*nods* Yup!! Itz funnee! That’s awl we ask!
Does anyone know what kind of cat this is?
Legless?!
Anti-grabbity?!
lighter than hair?
Tank ewes foar flyin Airwest Kitteh, az we is making owr final approach, plz to be puttin ur tray tablols and seetbax in teh uprite and lolked pozishuns as teh Cat’n will be lowering teh poynty enz, teh temprachur outsied today is a toasty elebenty degrees wif kleer skyz and a sliet soufwesterly breez…we hopes u haz ejoyed ur flite and tank ewes once again for flyin Airwest Kitteh
Ai ONLEE flai Bunwayz oar Aiewest Kitteh!
NO charjes fur teh baggij, an yoo can chanj yur tikkit ene taim.
An teh serbiss iz GRATE!!
Yeah! Bunway is the only way for me.
Comment from Old Germany: perfect…
Oh muh goooodz, it’s so big and fluffy and cute, I wants it!
Such a gorgeous kitteh!
FAKE AND GAY!!!
Why yes, you are!
*stuffs caek intu AP’s mouf*
Wow. That cat is a fuuuuuuuur ball.
Like like like 1000 times like. Literally LOLed. Not just in typing the three letters LOL. Actually could not stop laughing.
LOL I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove this
LOL!!! that is hillarious!!!!!! make more!!!
LOL!!! that is hillarious!!!!!! make more!!!
Hmmmm…. fotoshawpt methinks? try again!