
you moved again, human. why did you move? did i give you permission to move?
fine. ai jus find somplace bettur
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you moved again, human. why did you move? did i give you permission to move?
fine. ai jus find somplace bettur
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Chris10a via Advanced Lol Builder
Kant u see ai is kumfy adn is tryin tu sleeps?
an u mussed upz mii fur, u cur!
Adn luuk, mai bakk is awl skrunchd up! Keep doze leggs tugezzur!
Conga Rats!!
~(_C’>–(,,_,,C’>~(_C’>–(,,_,,C’>~(_C’>–(,,_,,C’>
Kyoot! *feels sowwy foar teh littlol legless wuns*
Doan wurry, dey ar monorail rats!
oh!! Floofy belleh!
*gibs carosue a bavving cap tu put ober hur CHRG*
Duz u need dukky-tayps?
da line 4 snogles startz onda rite. angelplume firzt.
kareful, kareful…….
*tayks a deep breff*
snorglol-snorglol-snorglol!!
*cums up foar ayr* Aifink ai needs a snorklol.
*hanz AP an eggstree slash-emm foar teh enntagg*
Fankeez.
*secyoors teh snorglol-snorklol*
*hangs awl teh tags*
snorglol-snorglol-BREEV-snorglol-snorglol
*clappittee clappittee!!*
an teh white tipped paws!!!
*gibs gammacat a bavving kap, tuu*
*stands reddy wiff teh dukky-tayp*
and deh liddlol poofz between deh toes!!!! SKWEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
**slips bafing cap on cweenmj**
**stands bai wif goosey taype**
Iz turkee seezun heer, mebbee U want tu trai sum turkkee tayps?
Am deh turkee inna straw??
pritty gud—don’t noes teh wurds—
Aww! An he in trudishinul “Kitteh want UP” posishin! Skweeeeeeee(oopseh me bak)eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
sowri, i haz ashamed ob miself
Adn kwit tawkin! Shees, alla tyme blah-blah-blah.
ok. *mumble mumble* mii lipz r seeled!
Datz bettah. zzzzZZZZ
OMCC, luuk at awl taht floff!!!! **SPLORT**
Hang awn deyr catsablanca! Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy catsablancaz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds catsablanca tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
Fank u fur teh fazt reskue, AP! Tahtz mai sekond wun todae….u wuld fink Ai wuld lern. Ai wuz sew obercoem bai teh cyootness Ai culd nawt eben spellz floof rait!
Ai iz werkin wif amachurz!
amachayres?
Armachairz?
(tihs wun be a Lazee Boi fur shure, Aifinkso!)
armchayres?
Amachur armchayrz. Hyoomins hoo doan kno hao tu be furnichur.
Itzs hard tu soar like an eeglol wen u weking wif turkeez. 8)
u bin in mai awffice?
Seen wun office, u seen em awl.
niteshayd, luk at ur abbatar! iz pritty, aifinkso!
Dats wun ov yur jobz, hoomin. Maek teh lapz fur teh kittehs.
OMCC teh FLOOF!!!!!
*dawns snorklol*
BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*mmrfplmrf!*
*hans DGMD anudder awkseegin bottlol*
Fanks Jk2k! Aifotso Ai wud nebber maek it bakk to teh sir face!
*goes bakk to teh drawering bored to desi…engi…inven…..cumz up wif a better (oar lawn grr!) snorklol*
Ob corse, iff u billd a bettur snorklol, tehy will just grow teh deeper floof….
Izza wurvy task… tu go wayr no snorklol haz gawn befoar…
wii kin onlee hoap!
awnlee ken mouve tu pet kitteh.
Ohai, catena!!!! *Boop*
Kitteh grants reward
Tu be yoozd as furnichur
Is onnerbul task
Kitteh cot…
Feklyner…
Sleep all daybed…
Luv seet…
Catio-furnichure…
Ai luvz eat
!! * Nyse haiku nd furr niche ur run gize !! *
*heddesks*…
Ive nawt bean baggd yet
!! * nawt kwite rite *
dis is so sad. ai iz moving haus and mai kitteh Michaela got upset and ran away. Ai iz sawree Michaela, pleez come home. pleez
Better go meet t3h new nay berz. And hang some flyerz.
{{{Michaela}}} *makes cannopener noises*
Michaela’s fabborite fud nawt need can-opener, she needs microwave cuz she lubs popcorms. Maybee ai will put some outside…
ai so sowwy, lionelcat, ai sends beems fur Michaela to come home
{{{{{{{{Lionelcat and Michaela}}}}}}}}
Hang something you wore recently outside hanging.(not washed).
He will locate his new home by scent. Thats how I find my home sometimes.
*snurt*
Az lawng az teh Helf Depart Mint duzzen’t find it taht wai, ur safe!
((((beems to Michaela tew guyd her hoam))))
thanks, i’ll try that
ohnooooo. Michaela pleeze come home 2 ur best frend.
{{{lionelcat + michaela}}}
{{{lionelcat}}}
hao far far awai didja muve? yu mytes wunt tu chekk at teh old haus tu.
come haom Michaela!
ai iz still in old house fur a week or so, but then ai will move 450 miles away. I had the movers come this Monday and move all the furniture and extra stuff out so I could get the house fixed up and clean before I left. I thought Michaela was safe in the garage, but I don’t know where she went (or HOW? – I was guarding the doors while the mover guys carried stuff out.)
duzzent yu noze dat teh kittehs cans telleeport??
nao dat teh evul muvvin mens is gawn shi’ll problolly comes haom.
Could Michaela be hydin in teh rafterz of teh garage?? Sometymes garages has funnee constructionz adn kittehs can get into invisiblol places (behind teh drywalls adn stuffs) just to make yu crazee. *Sends come-home beamz for Michaela*
pleeze 2 keep us up 2 date. wii awl gotz a worri 4 u an ur kitteh.
ai will
Michaela’s picture is on my profile, under my LOLs, if you want to see her prettyness.
Oh, noez!!!! I sended up a Request for Michaela to come back!
Mebbeh she willz return on yer birfday….best birfday evver!!!!
Oh, gudnezz! Come home, Michaela!
Pleez tu com hoem Michaela!!! U bee lubbed an missed!
hang up pixors and info near your old howse, she might go bak dere. Adn put up pixors in neighborhud ob gnu howse too. Call da Humane Society, etc. Be sure to cober alla da bases.
{{{{{Michaela pleeze to come hoem}}}}}
DOnt furrgits 2 list michaela on craigslist!
go to craigslist.org, then look for your state and city, then look at the naught-sekond sekshun, “Community”. Yoo kin put up yore ad (an plz 2 naught forgit the pixor) under “Lorst and Found”, and “Pets”, 2. Good luck! {{Micaela and hurs hewmins}}
UPDATE:
yay!!!11!1111111!!!!!elebenty.
after 3 nights in the wild (and cold – it was 32 F, 0 C overnight)
Michaela came home!
THank you thank you thank you cheez peeps and lurkers, and everyone. I believe that you did make a difference in getting my kitteh back.
and Michaela refused to tell me of her adventures in answering the call of the wild. She looked at me as if to say
“Pfft! stooppee hoomin, you couldn’t imagine the fun I was having. I just came home for some noms.”
Yeah!
Hang on to her!
Ai noes teh feline ov habbin a kitteh go missin, adn teh happeeness wen kitteh terns up at hoem again!! Ai haz a beeg happee fur yu
Kittehs nebber tellz yu tehyre avenchure storees!
Soopah Megga Floof
Ornjj Tukksee Kitteh cumz wiff
noo Snorgill Snorkill!
Soopah Megga Floof
Ornjj Kitteh maykz ekksellent
Lap Napz Heeteeng Pad!!
Soopah Megga Floof
Ornjj Tukksee Kitteh canz getz
wuttebburr himz wawntz!!!
Jack.
Ai agree Jack. Him is byootimuss! Ginja floof bee awsum!
yu is teh wurstist phlonquee evvur!
*snicker*
what a cutie pie!!! look at that face! i could just hugg that kitteh til it squeaked!
Goodness, is this caption/pic familiar. I lose the feeling in my leg quite often trying to accommodate my one kitty, and he hates me when I move. He digs his claws into my legs to prove the point!
halp!! the WP has eeted my wirdz! am iz bloo yet, can nebodies hear me???
Ai seez yur blooness, kittehmama!! Ohai tehre!!!
ohai Lungdoc!! dis pewter be weerdn me awt!! but aifinkso i’m lurnin’! I have blooness *dansdansdans*
nxt to get mii pixshur on der!
Ohai, kittehmama, or domimama? I clikked and rekwested U as fren! *extends floofy paw*
o hai!!!! i’m here!!!
dansdansdans
i been trying to tawk for two daze. aifinked i had the laran,, lystes,,de soar froat i u cannot hear me or summfin’.
* Hans KM a cup ob tee nd a cheez sammij
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fankq PB
*sippity sippity, nomnomnom*
U must scritch mah tummy
*tigglol tigglolz*
* Tiklols PJ nd jumpz owt ob reetsh *
Tee hee hee! *waitz*
Hmmm, weard he go? *Setz owt a tray ov tunaz and schwimpz*
* Sneekz in nd nomz shwimpz kwietly !! Nom nom nom
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Ooo. Taht ticklolz !!
awww, kitteh juss wantz a hug!
The photos would be far funnier without the childish lolspeak .
Look not at the lolspeak, only the funny.
What a beautiful website, and even more beautiful cats. I love the current front page cat.
hey Kafleen how are you doing today on this fine day of a day.
Look at 5 eags he is funny looking but not his lolspeak he terrible at it.
I looking…ware u is?
r u feeling plehy today? duz u needz a hug?
{{{{{{{{5 Eaglols}}}}}}}}
Teh universe wrapps u in majiklol vibrating freds ub lub and wisspurrs dat u r wurrvy an bootimuss.
I am doing very well these days. Big appointment on April 6?. Ya or nay on my surgery. Looking forward to spring and the sweat lodge season starts soon. I plan to go to a lot of lodges this year and will bring my new friends from here in with me.
{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}}}}}back at ya woman.
ginger NICED UP
My head. It has splorty ellebentee billion times in one second. Dis cat r dangerous.
*flops over from teh head trauma*
I love the cat’s face……and his paws; he looks like a mildly disgruntled driver. *snurt*
Love it.
Surprised Kitty’s much older cousin wasn’t so cute.