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OH NOES!!! Poor kitteh
congarats claregurl – u leed da brayed!
Thank yoo, GreyHoundMom!
Happy Taupe Spot!
*drooly beige goggie does happy danz fur Claregurl*
Thank yoo! Drooly beige goggie is a gud danser!
Ai senz a mynd meld foarmin……
*hoppity hoppity skip to teh left*
*leepity twirlity slyde to teh rite*
*spinspinspin*
*jazz hans*
Conga Rats!!!
O wow, such a wunderful dans! Thank yoo, TW!
entertain me, human.
*looks around for place to put goodies for Princess Mu’s pate*
u goana put goodies on her head??? hoap they is not gushifuds…
oh, you s’posed to read dat whif a faux Fronsch ack scent: pah tay.
oh, you goana put goos liva on da princess?
Ai heer itz gud fur teh complexshun. (nawt that teh Princess iz needin it!)
PRINCESS MU’S PARTEE AWN TEH NEKST LOL!
oh. *noms all da goodies* oopsie
koff dem up rite now, yung lady….them noms is for da princesseseseseseses par-tay!
*stirmixbakecookplate*
tada!
gud idee, gamma – koffd up noms, not so much…DO NOT WANT.
GMTA!!!
we state the obvious, no? humans are put here to entertain our kitteh overlords.
Oh – teh huge manatee!
Wii can play wif huge manatee?
noe… hims grownded becuz him wus hoem laet yessidai adn smelled of catnipz (adn brot nuffink fur hims parrints)
Sure! Lets go for a swim!
I had nothing to do with it. Honest!
{{{{{Hugh}}}}}
Yay – it werked!!! Ai gotted teh manatee outta hiding!
{{{nightshayde}}}
Hmmmm….I seem to have reply nesting fail above
Itz awl gud — ai noed wut u meened.
Kan yu be comin tu Princess Mu’s partay?
I fear not, I will have to start my swim back to the Caribbean. It is such a long way! But I’ve brought some underwater goodies as appetizers, here are some kelp kabobs, some coral cake and some plankton punch, enjoy!
Oh dear, I wanted to leave our princess a birthday greeting but I find we are not friended yet! *faints with shock*
Could one of you kind cheesepeople convey my happy birthday wishes to her? Thank you!
*swimswimswimswimswims away*
ai will say your happy birthday to our Princess
Oh noez
i know the feline!
OH NOES!!!! Nawt teh intertubes!!!
NOOOOOOO!!!!
ai doan wanna innerakt wif REEL LYVE PEEPLES! *shudderz*
dat wuld be SHEER TORTURE!!!!!!!
Yeah! Kauz tehyre awl icky an stuff!
Watebber did we do b4 innerchoobs?
JCH4K asked fur dis 2 be postid:
PRINCESS MU’S BURFDAY PARTEE!!!!
TODAY!! Awn teh noon ICHC taim (3 PM EST) LOL!!
Ohai Cween!
I has bin Missing mai Cheesepeeps very Much. I would liek tew anounce dat I r throwing mai myself a burfday party at NOM. ON the three oclock lol eastern time. tuesday March 23rd. I’d luv every one tew come. I’d love to catches up with awl mai favorite peeps! The noms and drinks are on the house of course. Please, everywun, come and party wiff me!
luv,
Princess Mu
EBREEWUN iz invited! Old frenz, noo frenz, lurkerz. . . awl ar moast welcom.
Az moast ov yoo now, ar beloved Princess Mu haz bin banned!!!
at werk frum being heer. An hur pewter at hoam iz verree slo. So lettuce doo teh best we can to maek hur burfday a verree happee wun indeed! 
Dat iz teh nekst lol!
yay!!
*runs to get teh skwirrls to works*
enturtayn me, hoomin.
yeah, human. make yourself useful.
yea, ai’m board an u kno whut happenz when iz board…
*plays Jaws myoosic*
Yes, we knows. Here’s whut us did last time u was teh board.
Alphabetized ur sock drawer.
Bit ur toenails. And everyone else’s.
Cooked elebenty-fifteen gallons of sketti sauce.
Dyed ur hairs puce.
Eated a hole bunch of skettis but without sauce.
F…
Ficksd teh STC
Growed lotsa nips
Hawpped up an daown teh stayrs
I…..
Infiltratd teh gushifud cubbord
Jumpd arownd wildlee
Killd awl ur plantz
L…..
Leeeeeeped awn peepz hedz from ohai playces
Mom momeee mama ma ma ma mum mummy…… HI!!!
NOM NOM NOM
O…..
OM NOM NOM (must have menee noms)
Partees wif teh kittehs frum teh street
“QUIK! She’s cumin! Untie teh dog an hide teh evidence!”
R…
Rip awl teh curtins
Tai teh shoolaycees toogeddur
Stik pennees in awl teh doar latchez
U…..
Uppsett awl teh pottid plantz
VROOOOOOMM arown adn arown teh howss
Wayt foar teh goggie adn POWNS!
X…
X-trikaytid meelk jug reengz frum undr frij
Yawnd frum teh taiyurd
Zzzzzz. Bedtaiymz.
Idollee twurrled yur tayle
Jumpeded awn evvybodee
Konked teh goggie ober adn ober
L…
Freezed teh goggie
Grated cheez – ate it wiffout sketti or sketti sauce
Honeed all the door handlols
I…
♪ ♫ ♪ hear wee ar nao…ennurtain uss!! ♪ ♫ ♪
Gotta talk tu Mah Cheezpeeps, fire up da skwirruls!!!
I noes teh feeling, kitteh. Iz cold n wet n rainy n PLEH!
Hay! How did teh ICHC knoes that I am havening teh innerwebs problems at home?
iz nawt a bugg, izza feet-chur. onnist.
because Liam told us how grwumpy you can has.
Hmph. I think young Liam used up all our innerwebs chatting wif his girlfriends, snowigo’s kittehs. Also Daisy teh Curly Cat sed he was teh cute so he is wooing her also.
Teh HedCheez noes awl, aifinkso. Awlmoast tu teh poynt uv being skaree! (big Brie iz wachin yu!)
Mmm…. big brie…
Big Brie — DO WANT
But, but, but,,,,,, it b watching u!
*hands Big Brie a blindfold*
*hands Nighshayde some fronsch bread and a knife*
Wif a big enuf brie, ai will nawt hasta fite mah littlol Dusty fur teh cheez.
She haz bekum kwite teh littlol brie feend.
Mmmm… brie & fronsch bread. *drool* Nao ai wants to go hoam & eet sum uf teh brie (an teh yummy sourdough) ai haz in teh fridge. Dat wud be much moar plezzent den bein atwerk, aifinkso.
**grabs nightshaydes hand**
gud idea! lets play hookie and go to your howse!
O noes! Tell me u didnot grab teh hand that was holding teh knife! DOes u need a Hello Kitty bandaid?
Tehy did nawt kno…
It is a saef bet taht at N-E tym, sumwun wil b habing problumz wif teh innerwebz.
But… but… this time was teh extry important and tragic!
Because, u knoes, it happened to ME! *sobs*
How many LCBs do it tayk to skru in a lytbulb?
A: Jes won; she holds lytblub an whirled revolyfies ’round her!
*nods*
Eggsept I has my phlonquais do all teh liteblub-changing around teh mansion.
is that why u is always in teh dark??
*nods*
*realizes nobuddy can see her nod*
*gets lcbPhone*
*attempts to download Flashlight app*
*cannot connectify*
*sobs*
omy..
*sends teh skwirrls to go collect fierflies for LCB*
there there…. now, u know crying on teh innertoobs is not going to helpify them to go faster. unless you is trying to surf.
kthx!
U knoes whut? Speaking of surfing, we should has a beach party sometimes. Wouldn’t that be teh fun?
And my phlonquais has been looking for a opportunity to wear his new Speedo, so we won’t tell him about teh beach party, rite? RITE???
I finkso RITE!!
too menny pork pies does not make for an attractive Speedo figure… altho in teh worst case sinario, we wudn’t be able to see teh Speedo, wud we?
Yabbut… whut about his, u knoes, butt?
hmm. u has a point.
mabbeh we shud consider some…er…. selective borrying of his lawn dry…..
Mabye we can tell him it is a toga party.
Which we should totally has, also. Just not at teh same time as our beach party.
Hm… ifinkso April 1 would be a good day for that!
For which one?
We shoulda-oughta hads a toga party on March 15.
*snert*
MAWM!! ai’m borrd!!
“do you want me to *find* you something to do, hmmm?*
Duz it haf tu du wif washing windowz?
Noap! No windows! Awl you has to do is do yer lawndree an kleen da litter bocks. *NOW* you has sumfing to do!
And straiten ur ruum!
and no, i duzn’t meen u kin haz a date wif dat skanky gurl i saw u wif last week!!!
Adn wen u dun wif dat u kin vakuum deh libbing ruum floor.
Den dues teh dishes.
Adn if u still b bored, I haz deh car dat needz washing.
Adn den u kin taking owt deh trash. …
O snap! *snaps*
This iz wat myne boi wuld say. Den I says “Iffn yu iz bord, kleen da litter box” Hyme awlwais findz sumfing else tu dew wif a kwikness after that.
GMTA again! (I was jes slower!
)
Whut do yu mean “reed a bouk”?
ai klikkded awn da paeg for tiems awlreddy adn et diddint chaeng. dis bouk mus be borked jus liek da innurwebs.
But wiffowt teh intarwebs, how kin ai get a gnu buuk on mah Kindlol?
… the horror… the horror!!!
Aiiiiieeeeeee!
it…it…it wuz sew skayree!!!
Did yu see Loldemon’s korntreebution down teh fred? Nao DAT’S horrorror!
ai no how zat kitteh feels, puur kitteh
happi birfday to MU ……………i did nawt want to b lait………..
An yu are verri urly.
Teh wurst iz wen u haz no eelektrisitee at awlz.
“Hmmm, powur’z owt. I shud check ah eemyalz…d’oh!”
“Oh well, leest I kan pley sum videeyo gaymz….arrgh!”
“Fine, I jest wach TV…CCdammitawl!”
“Well, ai hav sum candles, gess ahll reed a buuk” *buuk goes up in flaims*
“Crap! Gess ahll jus goe tew bed an swich awn my nyce elektrik blankie…..waaaah!!”
eletrik blankie no wurk??????? I has slept wif an eletrik blanket awl Meeshigun winter, and wifout it…*shivers*
just pile kittehs on teh bed! tehy will keep you eggstraw toastee!
but…ai onlee has one kitteh…*sobs* Too mennee peepul in mai house r allergic
Wel…ummm….ai gess u cud tri pylin teh llergik peepul awn teh bed..butt (!) taht mite nawt bee sew comfy.
awwwwww.. poor kitty.. xD
Waddaya meen, “goe plae owtsied”??!! “Goe chays mowses”, shih sez … “Goe klym a treez”, shih sez … “Goe diggdiggdigg upz teh flowurbeds” shih sez … “Goe poop awn teh poarch” shih sez … waydaminit – taht lasswun haz possum billy teez …
Gramma kitty from last LOL sez “back in meh day, we didn’t *have* innertubes. We didn’t *have* LCD HDTV DVD/VCR. We played owtside. Wif stiks.”
Yabbut, they was teh old-fashioned, wood-burning sticks. Not teh cool new iSticks we has today. *nods*
u had stiks??? all wee had wus rox. damn kittehs, get off my lawn!
u haz a lawn?? u iz lukky! awl ai haz iz gravvel. Hay, git awf mai gravvel!!
gravel! we had dirt! and we liked it!
I had a rock …
thee he its just like my friend