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Wat? he wuz liek dis when i got here
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Ai did nuffin
reely, would dis fayce lie to you?
doze faycis haz teh mayjur cyuutniss!
Hao duz dey du dat, bein kyoot boff sleepy adn awayks?
Aifink moast babbeh fing do dat wivowt eben tryin!
Iz eezi. Yu see, wen kittehs eet fings, they turn teh fuds into kyootness, which iz den swetted owt fru deir fur. Dis mayks a hoog clowd ob kyoot wich hangs arownd teh kitteh at awl thyme.
Conga rats Annipuss!!
~(_C’>~(_C’>~(_C’>~(_C’>~(_C’>~(_C’>
Thx cheesebrrgrr!
Wut a cyoot Conga Rat lyne!
OH, that’s so clever!
Conga Ratz ulashunz Anni U leed teh seben wai macramay wif teh tu dubblol poasts inna nawt sekkund minnut.
U wuuld liek teh hay ride tu teh tybooteek? Ai needz teh noo Eastur soot.
Iz yoo gonna dress up lyk teh Eestur Bunneh dis yeer?
hi rhsb, how u doin?
Ohai Kafleen. Iz such a niec dai heer tudai ai iz gunna maek kikk teh kan hoemaed ayeskreemz.
Ai kan maek sum parfaiz if U wantz tu halp by gentlee hoofing teh kanz.
I will hoof dat kan!!! I bee all obbur dat kan!
I am teh kan MASTER!
Thx WRR, Ai muss luk fur a noo Eester bonnit!
Ooh! Ai see it! Pritty yello wiff a green tye!
Don’ wyrry anni, ai beleaf yoo. Dat upside down kitteh looks lyke my new, preggnet kitteh!!! Ai wunder whut teh baybeez luk lyke… hmm…
ooh, purty marmie tabbiez!
afink he’s onda nip…
GMTAA
*prepayrs a larje glass of coke wif lemmings an eyes*
*deco rates the glass wif littlol umberellahs and slices of water mellun*
Here u go! ai believe ai oh u dis!
Fank U. Oh der iz tu strawz, wanna shaer?
oh – that’s sweet – butt, I has to go to bed nao – an even virtuooal caffeen keeps me awayk!
*sips onna glass of OBNP-soda wif pinaplol an mango slyces*
*sets out a hole tray of sordid cold drinks onda boofay tablol*
Please tu help urselbs – if u wanna adultify them, the bartender will gladlee help u!
Ai had tu mush nip punsh at Princess Mu’s party.
tee hee – ai fought the saem – but wrote a bit less 8)
Oh, noze! ai mist da pratee! ai haop ebreewun b habed wel.
weeeellll, der was da nip balloon, an den teh nip spray, an den teh nip drinks…
ai haz a tired. itwaz a liveli parti.
ann wii awl got 2 meet princess mu. ai almost faints frum de excitmint. (well, maib da nip contibuted 2 da wozzie hed)
ther wuz nip?? i fink i lefted too soon
yeah adn teh erth iz flat
it iz, iznt it?
*luuks owt teh windur*
Wiff a hill oar tuu.
Ai diddn’ doo nufink!
GMTA!
splort – 2 kyoot!
Oh Noaes! dharma99 is daon! Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy dharmaz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds dharma tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
o fanks – i iz beddur alreddy. fanks so much!
ai noez nuffink…
Him nawt ded. Juss nokkd owt foar a whyols. Truss meh.
U shore hims nawt pinin fur teh fee-ordz?
Noap. Adn ai didnt nayl hims paws tu teh kowch, eeber.
Wayk up, Polly, er, kitteh!
Mebee he likkid hiz fur. He iz orinj, adn we noes dat’s poyzin.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!!!
*splort*
Oh deer, nawt NS tuu! Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy teh brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez NSz brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds nightshayde tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
Has a nyse littlol chat wiff dharma99 heer.
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
weee-oooo! weee-ooo!
heer comes the CCC!
*scoopity teh braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plop braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype*
*leed nightshayde to recubery lownge*
now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
snuggle unner this blankee and dinna lookit beautimaus kitteh until yew feel better
Fankies, AP & gammacat — dubblol reskyew — ai gotted wun!
Whoaaaa…dude….yur ceiling luks like teh poppadekorn.
Taht orinj kitteh lukks . . . um . . . baked, Aifinkso!
Blak ‘n’ whyt stripy kitteh iz mebbeh teh desig….dezi….kitteh who duz teh dry ving wen himz buddiez haz tew much nip?
Ah, dis is Sam, teh wun hoo dribes iz teh wun hoo duzzent drink!! (On teh fronsch teebee adn raydyo ads!)
Um, s…p…l….o…..r…..t……………………………
oh deer, dey are dropping left and rite!
weee-oooo! weee-ooo!
heer comes the CCC!
*scoopity teh braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plop braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype*
*leeds mm to recubery lownge*
now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
snuggle unner this blankee and dinna lookit beautimaus kitteh until yew feel better
Gud fing we didnt has dis lol at noon. Wudda mayd a messy party.
Fanks fur pikkin up teh slakk, guyz!
oh noes! MMM is down!!!
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts MMM in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
O Noes !! MMM iz dwon !!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
* sweep up MMM’z branes an rinse dem wiv creemy soada*
* pore dem inta a niec cleen funnil *
* pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
* fassen wiv xtra strawng dekratib dukky taep *
* tayp, tayp, tayp, tayppiti, tayp
* snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
* Leed MMM to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez. Rede tehse old copeez ob Hanzaard !!
NOES, NOES NOES NOES NOES!!!!!!! EXPOSED KITTEH BELLEH! MUST. RUN. AWA-
*SPLORT* NOEEESSS!!!
oh deer, dey are dropping left and rite!
weee-oooo! weee-ooo!
heer comes the CCC!
*scoopity teh braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plop braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype*
*leeds Claregurl to recubery lownge*
now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
snuggle unner this blankee and dinna lookit beautimaus kitteh until yew feel better
an heer are sum tax forms just in case…
Tax forms? I member teh last tyme i had seens tu mennee numberz…it was liek a splort, but wifout teh cyootness.
*noms choklit possum*
Yesh, Ai wuz caerful tu nawt put awl teh numb3rs bak n ur branium wehn Ai reskuued u. Mebbe u shuld luk owt teh windoe at teh remnintz ov Princess Muz birfdae partee n teh Princess Mu Meadow.
weee-oooo! weee-ooo!
heer comes the CCC!
*scoopity teh braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plop braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype*
*leed Claregurl to recubery lownge*
now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
snuggle unner this blankee and dinna lookit beautimaus kitteh until yew feel better
Ohai, BOM!
I nawt seen yoo in adjis! How ya doin?
I ar doin okey dokey, how be you?
{{{{rhsb}}}}
Mutsch bedder, now dat teh sun came bak.
Ohai Red! Yu can has springtime inna Souf?
Ohai!! We shud talk!
eeep!
*klonk*
Blargh. ded from the cute.
X.X
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oh noes! SweatMary is down!!!
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts SweatMary in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
Ohai, mary o! *leeps into maryo”s arms wiff floppy eers ub happiness*
Oh noez…look at dat orinj (nawt poysin) belleh!!! want to snorgle want to snorgle want to snorgle! Halp!!! Whare be mah irish CHRG??
Oh noez….oh noez…oh noez!!!!
Kwiklee wrapz Mitts’z hed inna irish CHRG adn covers wiffan ekstra bathing-capp adn duckytaip, rap rap rap… adn a pair of Joo Janta Peril Snesitib Sunglassez also… Safe nao??
**runs by and slips an CHRG and HGGs on Mitts**
**rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap**
**snips breefing and seeing holes in goosey tape**
you okai in dere?
phew – fank you lungdoc an gammacat! My brayns me tukked safelee insyde mai hed aifinkso. Just to be sayf, I will fink about taxes ‘numbers wyle I show awf mai priddy CHRGs
Hokay, so I takes awl my munnees (awl three of em) and I subtrakt elebenty….rite?
Rite. Tehn yu takes all teh munnees, adn puttem inna Enva Loap, adn send em to teh tuxie kitteh in teh pixure, wif teh pinstripe sleeves. Kitteh nose wat to do wiffem, yesh yesh. Can tell by hiz smug smyl.
aifinkso doze r nawt pinstrypeez, but sleeb gawturz, lyke a ribberbowt gambloler!
Yu hazza poynt ther!! Sharp-drest kitteh doez indeed look lyke hii could deel us a losing hand evri tyme, even wiffowt fumbs.
*Checz fer stray aces under puffee sleebs*
Pikka kard, anni kard…
Rownd adn rownd it goez, adn ware it stops, nobodi nose…
Notis pleaze taht at no tyme do mai fingerz leeve mai hands…
*Notises survalens cameras dat at no tyme leeve da tablol*
*Callz pit boss*
*Slips kwietly awai, setting new speed rekord for teh nonchalant stroll* G’nyte!
Uze teh eezzee form.
A. Haow mush munnies did U maek last yeer?
B. Haow mush munnies du U haz left ober?
C. Send A. Oar teh Auddit Trollz will find U.
uhhh rite, deevide bai tendy furst. Itz a gud ting we haz a docter adn GC in teh howse! uknowtho, afinso mebbe we shuld call fyremenz or peri-medix, jest inz case??
Yes!!! We DEFINATLEE need da fyremenz! Send ‘em over nao! Da peri-medix can come too
FYREMENZ??? Where dey at?? I LURVS teh fyremenz!!
O NOES, da fuzzy belleh, da pinkypinky toe pads, da bloo aies….
SPLORT!11!
pinkee pinkee toe pads! pinkee pinkee toe pads!!
*wiggle* *bounce* *skip daintily over hedsplorts*
Whooo HOOOO!! A noo pinkee pinkee toe pads dans!!!
*wiggle* *bounce* *skkKKIIIIIIIIIiiPpp ober teh hedsplortz*
Sum1 cawl nyne elebenty, butt (!) dat’s jest so we can luk at teh fyremenz….en teh meantyme:
oh deer, dey are dropping left and rite!
weee-oooo! weee-ooo!
heer comes the CCC!
*scoopity teh rumtumtugger braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plop braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype*
*leeds Rumtum to recubery lownge*
now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
snuggle unner this blankee and dinna lookit beautimaus kitteh until yew feel better
an heer are sum Arkitektural Dijest magizines jest in case…
Uh o! RTT is daon! Git awota teh braynz, LBJ!
*Drag in teh CCC bakpak*
*Luk insaid*
Hmm. Wat doo Ai neeed fur dis jawb?
Ai’ll start wif teh sweepee brush.
*Sweepy sweepy up awl teh braynz inna beeg pylol*
*Rinz wif sparkloling lemming wader*
*Pakee pakee pakkee awl teh braynz bak in teh brayn kabbity*
*Fit awl teh braynium bonz bak togedder (Ai’z gud at teh puzzlols)*
*Taype taype taype up teh brayn bawx wif dukky taype*
*Snap awn a nu CHRG (wdoi – Hello Kitteh)*
*Moar taype taype taype*
*Leed teh biktim to teh splort recubbery lawnge*
*Rap inna floofy Cheezmap blankee*
Heerz a chonklit possum. Donut luk at teh kyoot anymoar wifaout purrtection!
Watch owt foar dis wun!!!
awwwwww!!!!
Puts on giant CHRGwdoi and HGGs
Looks like the kittehs splorted from each other’s kyoot!
or mebbeh Oranj wun saw itself in mirror and splorted… heehee
Aifinkso teh kittehs had teh gaym uf splort adn teh tuxie wun. Orinj wun nawt had teh CHRG awn propurrly
aifinks yu mai has sumfing der…
dey shur is teh cyoot!
Look at the little stripey arms on the black and white one.
*luks arownd*
Hazza de ja vu.
Haven’t wii already been heer tudai.
Why has dis LoL sneaked up and sat itself on teh tawp spot? It izza cheeting LoL!
has wp bin messyn wif teh spayce tyme continyooum agin?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *hydes unner bed* Nawt agin!
did yu tern intu ay bole uv petoonyas?
Noes, its jus dat wen teh spayce tyme continyooum is borked, i get skarred.
HItchiker’s Guide ref FTW
ok, wuz chekkin tu sees iffen teh improblolbilitee dryv had bin uzed.
Gess hoo is reereadin teh Hitchiker’s Guide (A trilogy in 4 parts) rite naow!
*Whispers*
Don’t miss the fifth part too (Mostly Harmless)! adn there’s a sixth, follow-on book just published latelee, done by Eoin Colfer, which apparently carries the story on…but I haven’t read it myself yet, so don’t know how well it fits with the canonical ones. It’s titled _And Another Thing…_ (Hyperion, NY)
Ai lubs the Hitchhiker’s Guide! Teh “somebody else’s problem” field is berry useful here at werk!
Ohai, Frendz.
Ai haz a sad tonite. Momcat’s frend had to let hur goggie, Fletcher, go ober teh brij today.
Fletcher wuz a 13 year-old greyhound, an wuz liek dis laydee’s fuzzeh sun. Her losted anuvver 13 year-old greyhound named Puck yeerz ago. Nao Fletcher & Puck kin romp in teh meddow togevver & ai iz shur teh Nite Watchman is takin bery gud care uv dem.
Ai iz so sad fur Momcat’s frend. Ai know she will open hur hart an hur home to anuvver goggie sumtime soon — an dat dere iz a goggie owt dere waitin fur teh purrfekt fureverhoam.
Ai noed teh cheezpeeps wud unnerstand.
Gud nite, ebbreewun!
{{{{{Nightshayde + Fletcher + Fletcher’s Mom}}}}}
Fankies, AfriCat. Itz gud to see u — tho ai must rillee go to bed now. Ai hoap all iz well wif u!
Ai iz so sowry u losted ur goggie. Ai will sayh prahyerz fur u. Aht least dah goggies r pwaying togeber in heahhven ihn da biiig meadow!
he shure beez startin ta stink doh!
*hands can ov febreez*
this will makes him stop stinking noaw?
I made this one
WOO!
LOLLOLLOL:D