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Bluesfan473
PRINCESS MU’S BURFDAY PARTEE!!!!
Ohai Cween!
I has bin Missing mai Cheesepeeps very Much. I would liek tew anounce dat I r throwing mai myself a burfday party at NOM. ON the three oclock lol eastern time. tuesday March 23rd. I’d luv every one tew come. I’d love to catches up with awl mai favorite peeps! The noms and drinks are on the house of course. Please, everywun, come and party wiff me!
luv,
Princess Mu
EBREEWUN iz invited! Old frenz, noo frenz, lurkerz. . . awl ar moast welcom.
Az moast ov yoo now, ar beloved Princess Mu haz bin banned!!!
at werk frum being heer. An hur pewter at hoam iz verree slo. So lettuce doo teh best we can to maek hur burfday a verree happee wun indeed! 
This wud bee at teh 12 noon ICHC taim – if they dont doo enething funnee! Again.
BEE THERE OAR BEE SKWARE!!
An wud sumwun, enewun – pleeze poast this awn teh following LOLs fur teh day???
Ai’m off to Shekago befoar teh neggst wun – to see “Teh Marriage ov Figaro” – an wont be hoam again until 5 AM tomorrow!!
An ai do reelee reelee want to hav a GRATE turnout fur teh Princess!
wut? Figaro is getting marrified again????? sum peeple never learn
OH WONDERFUL!!! Ai wuz just going to send yoo an emeow to make shur yoo NOO!! Pleeze come! No partee iz compleet wiffaut yoo!
An no – he NEBBER lerns! Just keeps doing it ober an ober!
*krosses Fleep off teh emeow liszt*
*uncrosses Fleep*
I hatez tu seeing cross peepz!
Where is this party going to be? here.. or on the town cryer? or actually at her house?. (Man 5 eagles you are stoopid.)
Deh party will b heer. On the three oclock lol eastern time. This wud bee at teh 12 noon ICHC taim.
There ar NO stoopid kweschuns!!
Awnlee sumtaims peepl too stoopid to ask wehn they ar nawt shur!
Fanks cweemj and janetcanhas4kettehs. But I still am looking for that break room. I know its near the NB.
ohai 5Eags!
the brakerum is like the rum of rekwirements – it’s just there when u knead it!!!
In tripleekayt
GMTA Anni!
An GMTA GMTA!
Ai rekkun dat maeks us kwits, coek-wyze!
Heheh. Aim gowing tu bed nao ennywai. Sew coek wuld bee a noe-noe oar ai mite bee stil awaek at 4am!! Gudnite Annipuss. Hoep ur dai is kynd tu u. Mai kittehs ar awl kirld up an saef, sew ai can slepe wel.
Nite uvver cheezpeeps.
G’nite OM, Sleep tite!
but dere’s onli too kittehs dere. hao kan it be in triplekat?
‘Merican helf insurans kittehs
But… but… I has to go to teh horspital NOW!
sew sorree, u shud haz fowt uv taht tew weekweekweeks ago an put ur paypur wurks in. Den u’d bee inn lyke flynn!
But… but… that is teh trubble! I has to go for a follow-up to my flynnectomy.
teh flynnectomy follolowup onlee bee purrrformd awn alternite toosdais in munffs wif 32 dais. Maik ur apperntmint naow.
*sigh* Ok, ok. Lessee… I has a opening
whare my flynn usedta beon teh 32th of Bleentober. Is elebenty o’clock ok?kthxcanihasaprostethicflynnintehmeantime
Bleentober bee fullee buuked. Haow duz Schleptebuary wurk fer u?
*consults calendar*
No… that’s no good. That’s when teh Schelpteburary Silliness tournament is on.
*flips pages*
Does u has anything in Yesvember?
Noe, noe. Wud u kare fer an apperntmint
tew beein Dismembur?I’ll be out of teh country that month, celemabrating Hairmuss in teh Middle-Aged Hebrides.
Anything in Standstill?
Tawk tew teh toe padz bub, kauz teh eerz aint lissnin
Dees kittehs lukk liek reel offishal wuns! Awl hi an mitey.
Yes, teh graay one luks kwite hawwty. *nods*
an teh sturn ‘dew nawt kom hither’ faise-looks! *hazza skared*
Awww! Ai bet dey aer reel pusseecats unnerneef!
Lyke deez?
Dere dere BF! Doan bii skeered, dere glarez ar wurser dan dere pointee endz! *gibs BF anhugz*
dey look lyke tax odditors
Oar bording scool miss tresses! “Noe u cannawt goe tu the dansdansdans!!”
but..but..but (!) ai…
GOTTA DANSE!
An ai gotta slepe slepe slepe. Nite BF an frens.
hazza guud sleep!
May I see ur hall pass?
Ruh-roh, AC – you sneaking fru teh hallz agin wivout auth…awforis…permissions?
*hangz hed an wispurrs* yesh ma’am… *runsawaywivakwikness*
*hands AfriCat a towtalee authentik, nawt-at-awl forgd hall pass* Dere u goe mai frend!
STOP!
He who would cross the Bridge of Death
Must answer me
These questions three
Ere the other side he see.
Whut izz yur fabrit kuller?
Ask me teh qwestions, Ai is nawt afraid.
….green…..NO! bloo…..ARGHHHHH!!
*casted off into the Gorge of Eternal Peril*
Goez ahed, brigekeeper, Ai’z nawt afwaid.
Wut iz teh airspeed velocity of an unladened swallow?
Affrikan oar Uropeen?
Aren’t there 5 qwestions?
I have but one thing to say to u…
Ni!
OZ HAZ SPOKAN!!
Pay no attenshunz tu deh kitteh bhind deh kertn.
Noe, yu noe kan tayk owur dawtur tu teh moobeez … adn tahtz owur fynull wurd awn teh sujbekkt. Gud eebening. (adn duuknawt letz teh doarnobb hitchoo wair teh gud CC splitchoo).
Dese are sum verry disapproving kittehs indeed!
The White Cween saiz “Off wif ur head!”
eep! butt butt ai duzzent wunt tu luz mai hed!
remember, yer call is very important to us … operators are standing by … all our agensts are assisting otter customers … your call will be ignored in the order it wuz received … to repeat this message in english, press 1, to repeat this message in lolspeak, press elebenty …
butt(!!) wayt! Kawl inz teh neggst elebbenty minnitz adn wih wyl senndify yu twyse azz meowtch dissaproavallz foar teh FRIH – jsut pae elebbenty bajillionz uv munnees foar teh shypifyeng adn handloling. Kawl NAOW! 1-800-555-MEOW.
“Wii’re nawt happy till ur nawt happy!”
Kitteh on teh rite looka liek Jabba teh Hut. But kyoot.
Melissa!!! Melissas!! O YAY!! There yoo ar!!!
Pleez com to Princess Mu’s partee tomorrow! Ai noe she’d be thrilled to hav yoo there! An ai dont eben HAVE yur emeow, so ai cudn’t rite to tell yoo.
Oh deer! Ai see nao yoo ar nawt teh Melissa ai euz luking foar. Ai wuz luking for teh Melissa in Atlanta, wif teh Parrot avatar.
But – pleeze – YOO come too!!
PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS!!!
CAPER, CAPER, PRANCE!!!!!
Hmmm, i haz to sho u teh toe pads on wonder twin Butterscotch…peenk wif a littlol blak dot on most of tehm…den she haz wun blak foot to go wif teh other three
Plz to fill out ur forms in tripli-kyoot
Adn noe cawpeez, awl must be habbin teh orinjawl signa…singe..be puttin yur namez awn dem in teh ink! Den it goti teh Nowt Aree foar a stamp. And nawt just anee stamp, must be habbin teh cween’s poartreight awn it! Noe Subbtatoots!
Capitalist Fat Cats no wants peasant kittehs in dere country club
Ai donut kaer ifz yu sez yu izz wif teh bannd – yu styl kanawt goe bakkstaij!
Bouncer kittehs wanna see sum id
I has a mole in teh shape of a ’52 Studebaker on my left hip. Does teh kittehs wanna see that?
Maibee nawt..yu gotz sum tah tooz?
Bouncer kittehs to the goggie:
Sowee no goggies aloud
an we no wanna see any moles either
only rodents that we can eat
kthx bai
Thems lookz liek fat cat banker types. Dey be denying yur mortgagdes.
*but Ai must hab noms!*
an bonuses
adn TARP munnees
Awl yur munnees r belong to us!
“Talk to the booty, ’cause the hand is off duty!”
The gray kitteh reminds me of my old high (“ohai”?) school principal. Ewww!
bankercat iz traning inturn to deny ur applikatenz