LUKE!! I AM YOUR KITTEH!!
long tiem ago inna galxy far away
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Lukz like ita just u n mii, anni!! letz go see wut b in deh tybooteek!! I b hoping it b warm dhere. I hazza snow and I DO NAWT WANT!!!!!
Ai thort u trabblols 2 aboyd teh sno! Nawt fare iffn it haz fownd u!
That wuz ower thotz eggzacktly!!! stoopee snowz!!! nawt spozed tu b snowz heer!!! ifinso it got losted… deh snowz shudda ben going tu vizit Janet in Mittsagin!!
W00tity W00t w00t w00t fur annipuss an teh cween!
An sinse we ar nao honoring ar FURST LADY
and ar CWEEN, ai wud laik to hang this nounsemint heer about ar PRINCESS!!
PRINCESS MU’S BURFDAY PARTEE!!!!
Ohai Cween!
I has bin Missing mai Cheesepeeps very Much. I would liek tew anounce dat I r throwing mai myself a burfday party at NOM. ON the three oclock lol eastern time . tuesday March 23rd. I’d luv every one tew come. I’d love to catches up with awl mai favorite peeps! The noms and drinks are on the house of course. Please, everywun, come and party wiff me!
luv,
Princess Mu
EBREEWUN iz invited! Old frenz, noo frenz, lurkerz. . . awl ar moast welcom.
Az moast ov yoo now, ar beloved Princess Mu haz bin banned!!!
at werk frum being heer. An hur pewter at hoam iz verree slo. So lettuce doo teh best we can to maek hur burfday a verree happee wun indeed! 
This wud bee at teh 12 noon ICHC taim – if they dont doo enething funnee! Again.
hep! hep a me, pweese! i has no frenz on hear how do i make frenz wiff a y’all on hear?
aifinks i fingered it auwt!! i hab a frenz!!! nad iz innbite, rekwest, to be askings sum ob yoo
*clappity clappity*
Kittehmama. Try this.
here – in the comment block, where I am typing this – in the place that says “website” copy and paste in the following. Make sure you close the gap between the “h” and the “ttp”! I just used this and got to your profile. This should turn you blue – and then everyone can click on your name and go directly to your profile and do the friends requests.
If it doesn’t work, there are a couple more things to try.
Forgot to put it in!
Here it is!
h ttp://cheezburger.com/Profile.aspx?username=kittehmama
Thanks JCH4K!!!! I tried that, but i dont think it worked. I appreciate your help!
will u b mai kitteh???
Teh dark syde bee sew sawft an snorgly!
Ohai cheesefrends, ai drawp awf sum Sunnyday musik awn mai wai owt teh door, iz teh awsum groop Sonia Dada!
Tho they haz sum lyne up chainges synce aifinkso dere live album Lay Down and Love It Live bee wun uv teh bestest live albums ai eber hurd!
Kaibyeenjoi!
mai nayms nawt luke, butt butt…
*yoink*
mebbeh yer naems nawt luke but ya suar es lukke
*hydes kitteh*
hmm, whut? ohai sioban!
ohai keshet… ooo… nuffink… hmmm… wer’d da kitteh goe? u seeded da kitteh?
ther wuz ay kitteh? reelly?
*cuvvurs up hidy playce*
sowrry ai cants halp yu.
ai cudaf sworn der wus won… *scritches da heed*
verry confyoozulling.
Kitteh shuld talk into a fan. It will maek his voice sound awsum!
My Esme usedta like to sit *behind* teh fan. I guess it was all nice and cool but she didn’t get her hairs all blowed around that way.
She never sayed any meows when she was sitting back there. Wonder whut it woulda sounded like?
Liek a kitteh meowing into a fan, mayb?
*mind boggles*
Haz u got a number on ur mind?
a mind boggling number?
No, wait. My bad. It was a mind Buggle.
*wanders off singing “Video Killified teh Radio Star”*
u haz bugz in ur mind?? Deh Beatlolz??
Tribbia thyme!!!!
Dat wuz teh nawt- sekkund song ebber played awn the MTVs. Back wen dey playded teh moozik, ob coarse.
“In my mind, and in my car, we can’t rewind we’ve gone too far”
*parties like it’s 1979*
*looks at old, mangled cassette tape*
I reelly can’t rewind…
Is ok. I has it on my iPawd.
*turns earbuds toward booklion so she can hear*
Wate, Ai haz dat onna 8 trak
Better yet:
O rfankee, lcb. When I wz marrified, we hadded dis on vinyl. Tehn wehn we split, I gotted it on cassette tape. Nebber replaysed it wif cd, but mebbe is tyme to add to djitial collekshun.
May teh gooshyfuds be wiff you.
May teh fierce be wif u.
*takes gushifuds*
*runsawayfast*
Teh cuet he hab. Yoinks wii will!
*whistlols innoscentlee*
Ah, dis wun be habbin teh ornree ness abowt himz…..
so cool! and cute! xD
Mew or mew not… there is no try
Foar eighty hunnert year habs Ai trained Kittehs. Mai oan cownsil will Ai keeps awn hoo am to bes teh training!
Hmm… wai ai no kin sea teh picshores?
Haz u terned teh pyooteer awn?
*snerk*
Shamwow plzthx. Tee awl ober pyooter skreem.
*removes GP’s sleepymask*
Silly piggeh.
hay! Hay! HAY! Taht is NAWT mai sleepeh mask, is mai furs!
*rummij-rummij-rummij* Aha!
*gibs GP hims reeding glassiz*
Ah, fankies.
* puts awn littlol glasses *
Hmm… steel, ai kin NAWT sea teh picshores… mebbeh is prollem wib mai cukkies? Yesh. Prolly.
Go fetching meh sum cukkies, AP adn bii teh kwik abowt eet. Is teh scareh awl in teh dark liek tihs! * tremble tremble *
*turnz awn teh lyte*
*pullz daon Tuuls – Innertoob opshunz*
*deletez kuukeez adn browzur history*
*restarts innertoob egsploarur*
*goes tu kichen, tayks a kuukee frum teh jar*
*eets it, den drinks sum milks*
*washez fayse*
Ahem. Whut yu is dooing ober dere? Ai kin heer yu rummage rummage rummage in teh cukkie jar adn ai nose teh sownd ob teh fridj opening frum a myle awai!
Wail yu is dere, bringing me a Guinness plzthx.
*cums bakk wiff a playt ob kuukeez adn a koald ginness*
*hits ctrl-F5 tu refresh teh payj adn teh pikshoors*
*hedbats GP*
*quietly points web cam at GP and AP*
*preens*
* crunch crunch slurp slurp *
Umm… AP? Does yu ebber get teh feline yu is bean watched?
In teh howse ob a lolcatburglar, is der ebber reely any egspektayshun ob prybasy? Beri kwiet-fuuted, dey ar.
* nod nod *
Ai steel no kin sea aneefing, yu nose? Mebbeh teh innerwebs is borked.
*klikks awn fabrits, den funnycatpix.com*
*gigglols*
*moobs awn tu roflcat.com*
*gigglols sum moar*
* narrows eyes * [pawsibleh]
Ai kin heer yu tapping awai! Whut yu is looking at? huh? HUH? Is yu looking fur mai burfdai prezunt?
*moobs awn tu funnycatsite.com*
*heers GPz kweschun*
*laffs histeriklee*
Ai think he must bee luking fur MAI burfday presint, wich iz too daiz befoar yurz, an therefoar . . . an THEREFOAR . . . ai am going to raize yur celery!!
Hmmmm. . . Where did that come frum??
*Powncez on guinness piggeh*
Oh hai!!
*handz piggeh a bag uv crakklinz* (dat b fryed pig skinz)
???? Dohnt yoo think he’d rathur hav sum celery??? Maybee wif sum peanut budder awn it??? VERREE helthful!
*rekubbers* Ob kors, ur ryte.
*swiches tu guineapigcages.com*
*turns pyooter bakk tu GP*
Ohai, Janet! Ohai, mai cween!
*likks peenut budder awffa teh celery*
Haz u payinged ur innertuubz bill??
Hmph! He no has a account. He’s a no-account piggeh. He uses my wi-fi connectification.
I’ll show him. *changes password from 12345 to 54321*
*giggles with an evil*
sumtymes teh kitteh awesumness is tuu mush fur teh compyutur tu handlols.
ai cans usyoolly gits teh pixchurs tu loadify iffen ai reloadify teh payj.
tehse R not teh nitted mousies, wiv teh nip an teh stringy tayuls, yu B lukkin fur!
Ambercat! Yur abbitar be a noo syde uv u?
issa heighlan coo beestie Ai met awn ai hollydais
Kool! Adn did yu hab a gud tyme?
Ai did: Ai wented to teh He Bride islunds; abowt as far Norf as yu can go in Scottishland, an Ai has been tryink to get bak eber sinse!
Hav yoo ebber bin to teh She Groom Islandz???
Ai think they ar rite neer ware yoo were.
Wut be dis “yoink” yoo spiil ov?
A powurful foars it is. Irrizistibul it can be. Happens it duz.
More like, “Now you will witness the power of this fully armed and operational cat-lestation!”
der’s coos? ani uv dem ohailand coos?
dey bi verry verry cyoot!
…Sorry, I didn’t quite catch that.
I was purposely misunderstanding “cat-lestation” as “cattle station” and was asking you about cows.
Kitteh! Ai is ur Papa!
Yeff, dis is teh kitteh ai has bin luuking foar.
Looks more like Obi Wanna Kitteh than Cat Vader.
“If you shoo me down, I will jump back up faster than you can possibly imagine.”
Yeah, Vader nebber wairs a hood. Aifinks it’s de Em-purr-er!
LOL!!! Elebentee Burgerz to yoo bof, az teh Farce iz cleerlee wif yoo.
Welcome to the dark side we has cookies and..
cheezburgers
Oh that is funny! Kitteh’z do have the attitude of the Dark Side more often than not.
“Take your fathers place at my side” …I have foreseen it.
NOEZ! IT NAWT TROO!!
Looks more like Palpatine to me.
But I’m a nerd.
Hay! R’ent wii gitten short chaynged awn teh lols dis weekend? Dis wun wuz heer wen ai lef rite after noontyme (Easturn). Shud haz been wun at tew oklok mai tyme. Must haz minimumumumum daylee rekwirement uv lols!!
Aifink dis wun juss caym erliur den it shudda … 9 sted ob 11.
So it stayz up lawngur. Happind yefferday tuu.
yoo gize make me too laff!!!1!
YAY!!! I got a LOL in. Discharged from Hospital and I find out I’ve got a LOL Published. Time for the Happy Dance!!
**
**Dances then trips over his own feet and lands back in hospital again
Awww, that’s my kitty Po Po! Darth Po, or Emperor Po-lpaltine, take your pic. (Might try crediting the source next time, as I’m pretty sure it doesn’t show up anywhere else on the interwebs.)
Here’s the source (my photo):
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kishimoto/306918507/in/set-72157594306007393/
Well it appears on LOLCats. I recaptioned one of the pictures (no idea whos picture I took it off) and posted that.
I always found it funny that this quote is always misquoted as “Luke, I am your father,” when Darth Vader NEVER said the word “Luke” in the quote.