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Ai hav noe mannerz!
Conga Ratz awn ur solo tawp spawt, OzcatMum! *Conga Ratz spin adn twirl acrosst teh flohr waring raynebow colured tutuz* Conga conga plee-ay, conga conga plee-ay! Scuse mii, ai has tu goe daon teh fred a bit adn deel wif 5 Eagles.
Y thx Catsablanca! Nies ballet-conga.
Teh Conga Ratz b bery traynablol, Aifinkso. Gudness, ware r mai mannurz? Wut wuld u laik fur drinkeez, OM? Hao abowt sum punch wif raynebow sherbet in it?
Oooo! Shernit! Lubblee fankees.
wel sherBit akshurlee
Menee happee capers an prances fur yur SO
HAI taupe spot awn this FURST DAY OV SPRING!!!
An may ai hang this verree impurrtant notiss heer?? Thank yoo!
PRINCESS MU’S BURFDAY PARTEE!!!!
Ohai Cween!
I has bin Missing mai Cheesepeeps very Much. I would liek tew anounce dat I r throwing mai myself a burfday party at NOM. ON the three oclock lol eastern time . tuesday March 23rd. I’d luv every one tew come. I’d love to catches up with awl mai favorite peeps! The noms and drinks are on the house of course. Please, everywun, come and party wiff me!
luv,
Princess Mu
EBREEWUN iz invited! Old frenz, noo frenz, lurkerz. . . awl ar moast welcom.
Az moast ov yoo now, ar beloved Princess Mu haz bin banned!!!
at werk frum being heer. An hur pewter at hoam iz verree slo. So lettuce doo teh best we can to maek hur burfday a verree happee wun indeed! 
This wud bee at teh 12 noon ICHC taim – if they dont doo enething funnee! Again.
Kittehs du nawt shaer!
shaer iz knot inna mii persenel dctioneri. what duz shaer meanz?
Gulliblol iznt in mien.
luk out 4 da lilliputianz. de wil sneek upz on u an yoink ur color penz.
Git ur own!
*Steals one of Ozcatmum markers* runawaywithquickness
*throes thunderbird net (frum larst lol) ober 5 Eags* Gibb tehm bakk! O awl rite. U can burrow wun. Nawt teh perplol wun tho. Iz mai fabrit!
Tuch dese adn u will luuk laik a raynebow!!
*Touches Catsablanca markers*
ooo lukk! A wainbow!
A-hem, noe 5 fevvered diskownts heer, birdie. U gib dose bak tu Ozcatmum rait nao, u heer mii? Adn donut b tuching mai markurs wifowt aksing. Sheesh, grabbity fevvers, 5 Eagles has dem!
Ohai, 5E, hao r u awn tihs byootiful dae? Ai wishez Ai wuz ober n Tampa at the MacDill AFB Air Fest. Teh Blue Angels wil b dere.
That would be sweeeeeeeeet I love da fast angels. And helichopters too.
Helicopters! Nooooo! *hides* *covers ears*
Oh, yesh, helikat rydes r awsum!!!!
I got accepted to college for flyin helichopters but went to heavy equipment college instead. I love helichopter but neber been in one.
Ai nawt akshurlee mind helicopters butt(!) we had tehm oberhed at werk foar 6 owers awn Thursdai, chaising a crimnolol wyol we wer lokkt insied teh clarsruums wiv teh kidz. Drobe us awl a bit nutz!
O mai, Ai seez ur poynt! Glad u adn teh kidlets r okay!
Thx. *sips sherbity rainbow punch*
Ai bin up in helichopters 2 tymes….Ai used tu werk inna raydio shawp at teh ayrport adn gotz tu goe up inna playnes wif mai boss sumtaims. Skimming teh runwae at 120 knots….nawt fur teh faynt harted! Ai alsew bin inna Lear Jet. Mai faborit wuz teh Skymaster….it has a propellur in teh frunt adn 1 in teh bak adn a dubblol tayle….Googlol Cessna Skymaster pictures adn yool sii.
Lukks cool!
Wy u dint tayk teh helichopters cors 5 Eags?
I got accepted at heavy equipment college first and didn’t think I could switch but found out later I could have. duh.
I have a very guud spacial relationship eyes too. Very excellent balance and hand eye coordination And since I am half six nation Mohawk I have no fear of heights.
Mai boi waz axsepted intu teh heli trayning – did awl teh aptertyood, hand-eye coordinashun an dexteritee an sew awn, butt(!) arfta a yeer ov teh tests teh armee sed he waz two yung an culd he pleez com bakk in 2 moar yeers an start agen. Him waz juss 19. Him droppt himz bundlol. Ai pikkt up teh peeses foar a cuppla yeers an him iz gud nao, bakk at yooni an doin wel. Nawt be flyin, doin oshun sients!
Oshun sients, tahtz ware teh fyootur iz…gud fing fur him tu b studying.
LMTFO catsablanca. I gives all the marker back to you and Ozcatmum now.
Fankee, 5E…..adn heer r ur tayle fevvers bak….u gotz gluu?
Heez teh wun hoo laffed tehm awf. *Snerk*
NOW ai noe wat LMTFO meens! Servs him rite tehn.
Ai speek bird. Ai alsew am a Leprechaun translatur….Ai speek teh elfabet. *Runsawaewifakwikness b4 OM cna frow a markur*
I have to keep it clean so LMTFO is better then the other word.
*glues feathers back on * there guud as new.
Hur hur….
Ai sppek kitteh – eben did wunce on TV.
Tel moar pleez?
On dat silly matchmaker show in 80s
Ai misst taht wun. Waz it fun?
I got teh ‘Perfect Match’ cordin to teh dumdum robot adn teh pleh holidee butt di get a TV ob my own from it all
Teh ‘perfect match’ – wun wat lites teh fyre.
Not my ‘Perfect Match’ him didn.
{{{wolfkit}}}
kittehs alwayz be greedy
datz a gud fing. rite?
Eggssept foar “MY share”.
ai didn kno u knu cher. she haz lotza pretti drezzes wiff featherz an sparkli tings.
oooo …. sparklee!! bat! bat! bat!!
owie, owie, owie ai furgotz 2 tel u ai iz in dat sparkli dezz. it fiited gud, buttz now itz ruined. *luks inna mirrer*. hmmmm, ai kinda liks da punk luk.
OT: Ohai ebreewun! Pleez tu furgib teh introoshun, butt(!) Ai just fownd owt abowt tihs wunnermus fing teh United States Post Office and Ellen Degeneres’ Halo Pet Food Company r duing! *Lolspeak off* On April 30 the Post Office will issue a set of Animal Rescue: Adopt a Shelter Pet postage stamps featuring pictures of cats & dogs adopted from shelters. Halo will be donating a million meals to animal shelters around the country! Please go to ht tp://stampstotherescue.com/ (mind the gap) to see the stamps, the pets, and other post office products related to the promotion. *Lolspeek awn* Ai nao returnz u tu ur regoolarlee skeduled lol. Kthxbai.
Wut a grate idea!!!! And wut cute (and hansum) pets on deh stampz!
This will bee mai stamp ov choyce fur a long taim!!
Awl teh shlerterz needs teh munnies!
Ai wuz at teh Postal Orifice dis mornin and saw teh addy fur teh stamps – I wanted sum right awai but cannot haf yet. : (
I droppeded off three bags of towls and a baggie of t-shirts at teh pownd tuday, tew, to hep teh kitties dere (adn tew shew dem my bebbehs, who adoptified me frum dere). Mayde me feel gud.
{{{{{{KittyRoo}}}}}}
ai issa arteest!
MINEZ!!! NAWT YOURS!!!!
DOANT TUCH!!!!!!
*tuch tuch tuch tuch*
MAAAAAWM! HERZ TUCHIN MAH STUFFS!!! IZ MIIIIINEZ!!!!
*Touches Melissa markers*Oh ya well I am tellin.
Aifinkso 5 Eags needz tu sit in teh nortee cawner foar a wyol. Himz bin sturrin up awl teh uvver kittehs. *stern voice on* 5 Eagles! U stawp taht! Oar els! *stern voice awf*
*Stomps off*
Mom>STOP THAT STOMPIN IN MY HOUSE!!! Now you 2 behave or I will give you something to whine about!!!
Melissa> *raspberry* PTHHHHTTTTTTHHH!!
5 Eagles> *sticks tounge out*
MOM> I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!! THE BEATINGS WILL NOW BEGIN!!
Eggz fyrst ar teh cweam. I can neber rememberers.
Well, if yu du teh cweam nawt sekkund, den it haz tu go in teh refridgedator.
Bring it girlfriend.LOL
Oh snap *snaps*
Bill Cosby ref FTW.
I has a vocrabuwary?
Ai hadd wun, but teh weelz falled off.
I finso deh vocabulary b
Awl mine!!
Buy yur own!!
Cawl mii wen u haz gushifudz fur mii!!
D…..
Dat wuns mine tu
Evereeone iz myne
Forgetabout it.
Ghet your own
H…
Hay!! git ur mittz off dat!!
Itz MINE!!!
Just go ‘way!
K…..
Kitteh sayz NO
Leabs dem alown
Myin, myn, MINE
N…
Noep, u carnt hav!
Owt ov heer, u!
Poot it bakk!
Q…
Quintessenshully MYNE
Runz aftur 5Eagles
S….noep, Share nawt heer, laik Ai sed
T…..
Themz Mine!!!
U can’t haz!!!
V…..
Vocrabuary neerly dun
We haz bin klever
Xtra cookis fur awl
Yu awl be gud now
Zzzzzzz
YAY!!! cookeez!!! nomnomnomnomnomnom!!!!
thear seamed tu be a decided lak ov thme in thie lol
Thatz myne
U git ur own
Vexxes mi foar yu tu tuch!
W….
Whuts myne iz myne
Xspecially anyfing ai can see
Y yu nawt gawn yet
Zip it! Ai toll yu itz myne!
Definetlee nawt urs!
Eberyfing heer is mien!
Fynd ur oan fings!
Get owt ov mai stuffs!
H…
Hie thee hence!!
Itz mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine!!
Junpin jehosofat! Ar yoo still heer???
K. . .
That was a guud run on letters. The best yet.LMTFO
This cat is stinking adorable.
Dat’s becawse is verry dippicult tu bee adoorably seenking
Ooops – ar steenking eben.
*maeks sure ‘T’ key not runns away again*
Fred slipz ithinkso
Atwually, him be politez kitteh holding markez fer his peep.
Nebber happun n mai whirled! Markurz endz up wif teef markz.
Mine awlwaiz just end up awn teh flore.
Nuthing iz moar fun tahn throwing ebreething awn teh flore!!
I wil tell yoo ONCE– MINE nawt YOURS
Day-seen-ay moa uhn moot-ohn, seal voo play!
Zhe day-seen uhn shattawn pore twah! Say vairt ay blawnk.
ooh – mare-see!
uhn shattawn! Eal ay trey miniohn!!
Miaou!
*gigglolz* Ai can spik lolfronsch! hoo noo?
Ware mine buttawn fore mai profilol? Duz ennybunny elss nawt hab profilol buttan at teh tawp?
Oh, teh hyooj manatee! ai clikkified awn mai bloo naem adn nuffing happind! Ware am mai fropile?
Maybee yu hidin from yurself?
Ai juss clikkt awn ur bloo naym an it went tu ur profiel, butt(!) stil wiv teh littlol ? marks, nawt abbatars.
Iz a miss tree! Mebbe ai tries agin laters.
Ai hav buttin butt(!) wen ai get tu profiel awl teh abbatar pikshurs ar juss littlol bloo kweschun marks. Ai thot it waz sumfing ai did. WP
Did u bee logged in?
aifinkso, mai naem iz bloo an ebbryfing. Dare am no login buttin eever. Ai tryed clikkifying awn nennepuss’s naem adn dat dint go tu hers fropile neever.
Iz borked, Aifinkso…..Server is Busy messij. Ai is awlwaes logged n, butt(!) nao Ai iz nawt bloo, adn tehre iz noe buttin fur Profile or ennefing. Ai has tu leev nao ennewae. Kthxbai.
thx Catsa. Bai! *waivs*
Myne apperz tu be fikksed. Mebbeh urs is two? *crossis fingers*
O otay, ucan haz wun whiney-butt. Nawt teh peenk! Tahts mai faborite. Nawt teh green, ai luv taht wun. Maybee teh purpl…noe! it goez sew wel wif mai peenk wun. Ummm…heer, u can haz dis gray wun. Ai lef teh cap awf an itz awl dryd up aneewai. Heer u goe, haz fun drawin!
Ohai BF! Hao u beeing?
Ohai OcM! Ahm purty guud butt ai wurkd OT las nite sew ai hadda trubble gittin up todai! Iz gorgus sunny dai an ai haz teh winders awl opin! Bak tew teh pleh rayne tamarrow tho.
Enjoi it wyol u can!
Adn teh paypurr iz mein! Yu’ll be findin yur own paypurr tu draw on.
Wut u meen u kant fynd anee paypurr? Draw awn ur arm! Sheesh, ai haz tew fink uv ebreefing!
Yu kan haz teh peenk n purplol n green. Teh bloo iz mai faboryte.
*Yoinkz teh bloo pen*
*runzawaiwifakwikness*
NOOOOOO! Nawt mai faborite bloo wun! Kom bak heer! Ahm tellin!
Mooooooom!!!
Nao whooz a whiney-butt? Tattle tayle!
Ai’ll tayk teh red won. Ai haz to grayde paypurz aneewai. Pleh.
But. . KemysteryTchr!! Hao CUD yoo!!
Yoo took teh BLOOwun frum bluesfan473????
Ai kno, rite? Wut iz dis wurld kommin tew? Sai it wiff meh naow….
O teh hayuge manatee!!!
Ai bet dat manatee wud let mee uze teh bloo won!
Butt(!) donut tuch teh lolrasez bloo bukkit.
Wot nao?! U kidz! Heer – *marches BF tu cawna* u sit in tihs cawna an *marches KT tu uvver cawna* u in tihs cawna. An noe tuching. Noe lukking. Noe whining. Sheesh! *gigglolz*
BF stawrded it!
butt…butt…butt (!)….KT startd it, nawt meh! *sulks*
teehee, GMTA!
*stiks owt tung at KT* ppppbllllpppt!
Mawm sayd noe lukkin!
*Stiks aowt tung at BF*
*Thums noze at BF*
*Wispurz* Hay BF – sinz Shatzeesmom tuk teh paypur, letz drwar a beeg pikshur on teh wall whyle OCM iz chasin Wolfkit!
ooo! gud ideea! weel sine wolfkits naim tew teh drawin an dem wii nawt gits teh blaim!
*drawdrawcullercullerskribbleskribble*
Ai herd yu. Not gunna shaer razzberries now.
*runsthruwifakwiknessbattingwaddedpaypurbawl*
Ai herd taht!
Phooeey. Ai tawt yu waz bizee daon fred.
Dont u noe awl muvvers hav iez in teh bakk ov tehre heds?!
Dis wy I not want kidletz ov myn own. I getz tu keep awl fur me.
*yoinks an runswivakwikness*
Dis akshully wai Ai’m happee mai kidz iz awl groaned up!
Mee two. Altho mayn nebber did much ov tihs. Ai waz verry lukkee.
Heer we goe agen!
Wolfkit! U com bakk………. 
*stiks owt tung at wolfkit* ppppbllllpppt!
U woch owt oar the wind wil chaynj!
oooh – razzberries. I liek razzberries an booberries but not stwaaberries.
*noms soem razzberries*
Ai luvz awl teh berreez, butt(!) onlee wen der fresh. Nawt fresh arawond heer until Joon. Sigh.
Mulberries is mai fabrit, tehn blakkberries, tehn razzberries, tehn stromberries. Nawt liek blooberries much.
Yu hab mai stromberries an ai nom yu blooberries. Awl werks out.
Itz a deel! Wiv icee creem ov cors!
Chonklit icee creem?
Ai wil hav banillee butt(!) u ar welcum tu hav chonklit.
Didja eveer hav chonklit fondue? You dip berreez in melted chonklit….
Yepyepyep! Lawng tiem ago tho. Yum!
Want NAO!
Ai wil sai bai bai fer nao. It iz 3am! Enjoi teh berries, ice creem, chonklit fondue an teh wunnermuss cumpanee in Cheezland! *waivs*
Ok, ok! I finx ya jusst meltz chonklit chimps
over som boyling water and dip….
Ar teh chonklit chimpz lyke teh chonklit possumz?
Darker teh bedder
Ai ugree wif dat!
Mulberries……nomnomnom…wish Ai culd get sum.
finders keepers :3
howeber deez werds r in mi dikshunery:
mine, mangle, maul, fold, spindle, shred, gushifuds, thunderherofwildebeast, and worlddomination.
go ahhed. luk dem up and see mai pikktshure.
Ohai! Joo probblee dunno me, but I’m bak! And I wanned to sai ohai! to awl peepz obber heer. I maed speshul Dutch noms fur ebberywun to celebraet. Anneewun want a drinksey too?
Oh hai, Phyde!!! how u b?
*takez sum nomz and a drinksey* Fankeez!!! I wuz neer starved tu def!
Me b gud! Juz berry bizzee wif de werkies and studies and fings. But nao I haz laptawp wif me at skul!
Wut u b studying?
Biologees!
oh kewl!! u lerrning awl bot deh kittehz and doggeez!?!?!
Abbouwt all deh annimulz, also kittehs an goggies an mousies. An fishies too!
What about eagles?. offers talon of friendship.{{{
Ohai Phyde. Not fink se met befour.
*holds out floofy paw ov frenship*
Drinksey sownds nice fank u.
Dunfinkso either. I always watch deh pikshurs but diddunt reply fur a lawng taim. *shakes paw and hands drinksey*
Y won’t WorPress let me make comments? Y? Y?
Kuz it b ROOOOD!!!!
I b habbing deh problem uv commentz being frown intu deh spam box on mai blogz. I haz ritten tu deh keeperz uv deh spam program tu kumplayining, but not haz an anser yet. I rekkomend dat any commenterz hooz commentz are beeing eeted dat dey kumplayning tu deh Cheezez — using deh Contact Us linkee at deh bottom uv deh page. If u don’t telling dem, dey won’t noe dat ur commentz am beeing eeted. I don’t think they check dere spam box like I check mine.
Kthx very muches.
hmm, burfday fairy thot ther wuld be a noo LOL by now, but i gess not. anyway, heer i am to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to LilMac, jbhannah, an FluffyB an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!!
i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed cakes wif choklit icing, iskreem, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif glo-in-teh-dark frizbeez (for playing frizbee at nite!), sekrit ajint walkie-talkies, kandee, an fuzzy zoo aminlol stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happy burfday LilMac, jbhannah, an FluffyB an evreewun else may you have many smores.Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Habby berfday FluffyB in Souf Afreeca !! Lawng tiem no sea !! Kom bak suun, k?
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* PB taiks twu sicrit ajint wawky tawkiez nd hazza confersayshen wib hizzelf !! Duz nawt liek it wen tehy start screemign bak at him
I leffed at 2, and came bak at 5…and its still teh same LOL that it waz at 12…R teh cloks borked again???
On teh weekend dey yooshuly has a diffrint skedjul wiff fyooer lols, but tuday is nawt kwyte lyke it shud be. Tuday deyr wuz a 9:00 (cheeztyme / pasifik) lol wen it shudda wayted till 11:00.
Aifawt at furst dey wuz keepin teh weekday skedjule wiff lols at 9-12-3, but nuffin showd up at 12, oar 1, oar 2. Mebbe we needs tu wayt till 3, den mebbe anudder wun at 5.
Wun nebber knoz, du wun? Ai juss keep chekkin bakk ebry wuns in a whyols (ai is pullin weeds tuday…dey is gettin owtta kontroal!).
Aifink WP fergottid it is Caturdai an put teh lols up at weekdai tiemz den disiedid 2 leeb teh nekst wun 2 teh rite tiem! (bowt 45 minnits frum naow)
My little black grandson is eating a mouse underneath my bed right now.
WHAT!?!
What? what!
What? He is banging is head too.LOL
I offered the mouse to the tabby grandson first he just looked at me like I was crazy.
Well, I’m relieved to see t3h word “tabby” *snerk*
Still nawt like mice under da bed Eeeek!
Mai mahm cawls my kittehs her “grandcatz”
THAT’S MY BABY!
I’M SO PROUD, MY GRAND-KITTEH IS FAMOUS!!!
..adn veri pritty !! * Shi prolly duz shair tihngs tuu
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