Suddenly, Jeff understood why you named your cat “Piddles”
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Congratz, annipuss!
We has a tye, wiff Claregurl adn shd running cloas behynd!
U is prolly gettin reddy foar beddybyez, so ai offurs hawt chokklit.
*dans-dans-tyedwiffanni(agin!)-dans-dans*
Thx! Ai aer juss goin dounstares fur mai hawt chokklit den Ai cum bakk fur a fyoo minnits b4 Ai trie 2 get 2 sleep.
*gibs piddles a flannik*
An Jeff a shamwah
Jeff. taek a shower…
u stankee
So ai went ober tu mai gurlfrens, see, adn hur kitteh juss, lyke, jumpd up awn mai sholder. Wich wuzznt so bad in itself, yusee, ai wuz kinda feelin onnerd, ykno, but den u wuddnt beleeb whut he did!
No, reely, u wuddnt beleeb it! He piddled! Dats ryte, on mai sholdur!
Ai kno, ai kuddnt beleeb it eever? Nao tell meh, whut shud sumwun du in dat sitchuayshun? U kno u cant hyde it, ryte? So whuttaya du?
Oh mai, hao did dis get up heer?
Is suppozed tu be a Jerry Synefeld bit, tuu freds daon!!
I see yer two freds and raise ya a barney
Hmm…
Otay, ai seez ur barney adn rayzes u a bam-bam! Beet dat!
let me whizzz oonnn yeeerrrrr shoooouuulllldeerrrr…..
Piddlez… on mai shooouulder… feels so funkee
Piddlez… on mai baaak can mayk meh wiiiild…
feline ammonia stiiii-iiiings
Sownds lyk teh boyse ob egsperiens, deyr?
well, when one dates a girl with a possesive cat. The cat will make his displeasure known……….in no uncertain terms……even while one is asleep next to her.
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and of fricken course, the furry little verminoid finds my show blacks and we both have to wake-up and head directly to the theatre.
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and I smell of cat weee the whole dam-ned day.
“Gee Dan, ai dunno wut tew sai bowt yer noo … kolohne…”
o bee onest, et smells leik katpiss!
Beddur tu haz a chanj ub cloze yu kin ware wifowt da “purrfyume” Inur clozit oar atwerk.
inna perfeck whirrled…….yes
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we had other things on our minds than laundry
*durrty chuckle*
“Jeff” luuks a little lyke “Jerry” (Synefeld), duzznt he?
OMG he duz!
So deyr ai am standin inna middlol ob hur libbin-ruum, wiff a kitteh luukin ober wun sholdur adn pee dribblin daon teh obber.
Shez nawt sayin nuffin, juss luukin innosint, so ai sez, “um, is deyr sumfin ai shud kno bowt ur kitteh, deer?”
She sez, “Whutebber cud u meen, darlin?” adn gets up tu gib me a kiss hello, but tuu inchez frum maykin kontact hur noaz gets awl rinkly adn she pulls bakk sayin “eeewww! u stink!”
Teh cat tuuk dat as hims kyoo tu lawnch himseff awf mai sholdur, so annyfing ai wud has sed gawt lawst in mai suddin skreem ob payn adn surpryze…
Swetefais tuxi lukz berry muxh liek mai medow kitteh, Atilla. she had sum lidul bit ub wite awn hur fais liek she drink sum mlik.
*Putz piddle’s liddle foot in warm water*
Nao, kids, stawp piddling arown wiff piddlez. Itz nawt nyse.
kitteh lahked Jeff so much, kitteh decided nawt to shar him wit annyone.
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“he’s mine……….awllll mine”
Hims a markt man!
*snurk* well done, verrah well done
Oar Piddle iz lettin yu noe haw himz feels abowt teh boifren…….
see my comment above……it has been done before.
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and the blighter just lie there on the end of the bed as if to say exactly that.
Sum kittehs jest kan’t see a gud ting rite in frunt ob dem!!
whut ay luverlee sholdur kitteh!
Yeff, eben has teh bakk leg hangin daon frunt for egstra ballinse.
Wud prolly let u wawk awl arown teh howse, duin chorez or whutebber.
Ya it head and shoulders above all others.
wal kall mi Harley wile yu ride mai bak
Pee on mi again and urine trubbul!
Pssssst! Good one, TBC!
Yeff, TBC, ur nummer wun!
Fankies PJ and AP!! *Gives big floofy hugs*
**Red comez in, yawnin an stretchin , wif a seveer case of bedhed**
Ohai! How iz eberywuns Caturday?
…an duz ennywun kno how to git kitteh wee outta carpit?
scissors
Uh, dat nawt werk Dan.
**whispurrs** Didja get my emayo?
“az sene awn teebee” “Urine gone” ina spray boddul, wut els? wurks priti gud. nawt cheep.
Cheap household solution: vinegar. Is an acid — kitteh urine has high ammonia, which is a base — tehy kinda cancel out an get rid uv teh smell pretty good, also lingering scent tends to keep kittehs from using same place again.
Or go to pet store, is lots of specific products for it these days.
How mutch binegur?
Wud a steem cleenur halp?
ai uze wun part vineegur tu 4 parts watur. bi shur tu uze teh wyte distilld vineegur.
*shrug* I use straight white vinegar as necessary until the smell is gone — soak up as much pee as possible, pour vinegar on the spot until it’s covered, let it sit for a few minutes, soak up as much vinegar as possible, let it dry, and repeat if there’s any smell yet (generally not). Never tried a steam cleaner, the vinegar’s always done the trick. I use it in the laundry if someone’s peed on something, too.
Prysma’s anti-Martha-Stewart solutions, at yur service!
Rug b filled wiff p!ss an vinegar
biological soap powder/liquid..lots of rinsing then a wipe with fabric sofetner
..Bio…breaks down the enzymes
heerz wee in yur eer. oh, yu wanned mud in yur eye? gimme a sec…