
Invisible bike hits invisible scooter!
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Invisible bike hits invisible scooter!
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: hardvark via Our LOL Builder
Crash! Bam! Boom!
Congaratz AP awn yor solo !!
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* PB brigns owt a trollee ob tee, cawfee, sordid sammijez nd shotbredz *
Halp yorselbz, ebbreebuddee
Fankeez, PB!
*noms a sammich*
bedder cawl da C.A.T hywai patrol. der mai b injuriez do 2 da crashin ob meny pointy endz.
battle by the sea shore
Adn it luuks lyk a reely intense wun, tuu. Dems wailin on eech obber.
it’s either an intense fight, or an epic hicky on an cirque de soleil acrobat.
thrilla in manilla
(sorry, cant resist) CATFYTE!
Fite!! Fite!!!!!
I usta haz kitteh wut lubbed to fite wif the udder kittehs.
oooo, goin’ up against dose big dairy-farm kittehs, yer kitteh was brave………..or foolish.
duz yu has inshurans?
duz it cubber inbiziblol off-road veehiklols?
wuld nawt matter. Dis definitely a case ob pre-existing condishun.
Oh noes! Why iz kittehs nawt waring protektive geers?
Whut, u duzznt see teh inbiziblol helmits adn neepads?
Whut yu see there iz invisible preemiums abowt to go up.
:0)
Ginja kittee, sabed frum draonign, gibz recsuer a hug az tehy hop a shor !!
Nao deyrz an optimistik vyoopoint if ai ebber herd wun!
see……….epic hicky…….at least I’m not the only perv.
Perverse
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!!
Grai kittee goanna hab tu wair hims fikker collar tumorroe
doesn’t necessarily work that, all it takes is one careless look to the side, say….for an eraser for an example, and the instructure is lookin’ at ya with awe/horror.
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in theory
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ahem.
.. awe n amdirayshen
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naw, I can envision an art teacher wheeling on another *ahem* classmate “what did you do to him?!?!?!?!?”
Toofpayste (nawt teh gel kynd) applyed suun aftur teh….um…okkuranse will keepz it frum teh discolorification. Oar sew Ai hurd wehn Ai wuz a teenajur.
orly?
*Whispurrz* Yesh, it duz werk….Ai eben uzed it az an adutl. Shhhh, donut tell ennewun….donut wunt tu rune mai reputashun.
well, I could’a used that info 20 hrmph-mumble years ago.
LOL!!
whoo hoo, just spoke with Glen Cambell.
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hazza tingle.
witch a tall lineman did him luk lik?
{{{{{shd}}}}}} yu liekz owld menz? hmmmm, wudnt haz fawt dat but yu nebbur noze, du yu?
nd wile aim heer {{{{ ohai Tm ,}}}}}} tiem fur yu to go tu nitenite.
naw, not like that. just the man is an epic legend.
tonights line-up consists of BJ Thomas, Glen Cambell, and the Beach Boys.
Classic acts, wun and awl!!! I hazzza jellus.
Me too!
**singz** Eeeeyyyyeeee…. iz horkd awn a feeeline!
*looks at ceiling*
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beige
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yep…..definately beige.
**innosint luuk**
Wuzza mattur, Dan?
maib him see bababa bababa ran
she’ll be on later, right now, CC as my witness….Glen Cambell is singing “You’ve lost that lovin’ feelin”
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doin’ pretty good actually.
Me, tew! Mai berry furstest “rock” consirt was BJ Thomas, in Meeshigan (wuz mumblety yeerz ago).
Myne wuz teh Beach Boys!! Alawng wif Buffalo Springfield adn Bobby Goldsboro. Mumblety + elebenty yeerz agoe.
Ai carnt bee shaw butt(!) aifinkso myn waz John Denver wen ai waz mebbeh seventeen. (“Tehy had conserts tehn?” mai boi wuld arsk)
Callz teh invizabul ambyoolens!
Here, you can use my invizabul sellfone!
Duz it has invizabul minutes?
Mien haz inviziblol battree powur rite now.
Iz awn teh charjur.
would be nice if the BILL was invisible, yes?
**nodz wif a viguriss**
Dat reminz me, I gotta go pay my bill soon. Pleh.
heer kums teh invisible lolyer…
…chasen teh ambeaulens
eberbodi wuz katfu fitin… doez kittehs wuz fass az litnin…
yep..itz wuz a littel bitz fritnin.
*dunna-nana-na-na-dunna-na*
Lovvur kittehs nawt seen eech uthur in lawn tiem.
Wen dey saw eech uthur in teh distins, dey runned up to embrase.
dat iz awlweighs filmed inna sloowwww motioooon. *cue up romantix musik*
uummm. Ar yu shure? Kuz if dis is tru, dey sorta….missed. Hao embarrassin.
Izza pashunit embase, I finkso.
Kinda lyke “I luv yu tu deth, pleez die now”.
Oh, lawlz!
Dang, my naburz is JAMMIN tonite!
*sigh* if it passes the “moderator” there is a question and a link on the way.
Haz u czeched ur emayo latelee?
not a big fan of check, I like tha’ plaid betterrr doncha kneww.
*Check-raises all in wiff pocket 10′s*
Not so invisible fite!
Dere be reel kitteh fites heer sumtiemz.
Watchin kitteh fites moar ennertaynin den tee-vee!
ohai rhsb. You hadda a question on da last lol about how tu get kitteh pee outta da carpetz. Go tu PetSmart adn get “Nature’s Miracle”. Iz da bestest stuff tu gets pet smells adn stains outta carpet or materials. Ai’ve used it many tiems and it werks grate.
Goggie waz peeing awn teh brikks nekkst tu kichin. Eeww! We bied sum stuff cawld “Industrial Super strength..blah blah”. Teh goggie stawpt peeing teh saym dai. Stil havnt yoosed teh bottlol.
Gud tu noe….fanks OnleeKitteh (srwy tu b steeling ur adbise fur RHSB). Ohohoh, Ai just applyed fur a job at teh Banfield Horspital n PetSmart!!! *Crossez fingurs adn toesis adn awl hur kittehs toesis, espeshullee teh kitteh wif teh eggstra toesis*
Gud lukk, Catsa!
Fanks!!!!!!1!!
Ohai, OzcatMum! Ur bak….adn Ai iz still up. Midnait heer….Noonish fur u?
Yep. Juss arfta 12. It waz parst 3am wen ai went tu bed.
U menshuned taht….tahtz hao Ai figgured owt wii iz elebenty + 1 howrs apart. Mai kittehz has goen tu sleep, adn Ai will b crawling n2 bed wif tehm suun. Has a guud Sundae, OzcatMum…..it wuz fun playing 2dae!
Ummm, maek taht “playing yesturdae.”
Seeya laydur, Catsablanca!
*Floofy orinj paw waivs bai*
um . . ….possible 2 nature miracle ♪… . . .. .. . ..yesh.
Um… Epik Wape much? o_e
That’s actually a pretty vicious tomcat fight. I know a lot of people (especially men) think it’s cool when their un-neutered male cats go around and fight with others, but they tear huge chunks of flesh out of each other and cause deep puncture wounds with their bites, and this is often how male stray cats die–of big, infected abscessed wounds. If you’ve ever had a cat bite that swelled up and abscessed, you can imagine what two male cats do to each other in fights.
Spay and neuter, keep ‘em inside.
I agree puppatoons
Horrible cat fight picture, not to be made fun of.
Oh this is just great, my comment got censored. Way to go, ICHC
Lawyer cat rushes to th scene