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The atmospheric pressure seems rather high today.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: lilsilvercar via Our LOL Builder
It wayz hebbee awn kitteh
Ohai nd congaratz Anni
!!
* PB brignz owt a trai ob tomato sammiges nd a nyce pot ob tea nd a urn ob cawfee !! Cheez ebbrebuddee !! *
Thx PB! Ai need a nurn uv cawfee dis mornin! Slep layt but still hab a tyred!
Sum daiz ar liek taht !! Ai ar tyerd awl dai if ai goe tu bed tuu lait !!
Ai nebber sai no tu cawfee, tho !! Jus chainj tu decaf wen itz berri lait !!
ohai, anni adn pb! concats on yur nawt sekund, anni! ai can has a cawfee tu, pls? ai has lowts uf reeding tu du tuday…zzz…
Ohai Gizmo !! Taht reedingz goen tu fil yaw hed !! Wib gud fingz, no dowt !! Heer, hab a larj mug nd maek yer wai daon tu wair teh bare istarz ar serbing fer sumtihn moar ..
!!
yup, it’ll fill mai hed adn den start pushin mai brayns awl owt uf mai eers…eeeew! du nawt want! *fankfullee grabs teh huj mug adn skips of tu teh bare istarz down fred…*
wishes ai cud habs teh coffee too…apprintlee baby in my tum tum nawt allowed it.
A big OHAI to all cheezepeeps. hopin yew can cheer me up as ai had big sad
Ohai Zelkina !! Wotz maikin yu teh sad ?? {{Zelkina}}
its a few fings, pb.
nawt sekund, ai just came out of hospital furr the sekund time. mai mornin sickness wuz sew bad, ai was frowin up 10-12 times a dai, an cud keep nuffin down.
sekund, mai pardner Paul had his dad rushed tew hopsickle last night wiv a suspectered heart attack.
an finlee, we has had tew sai gudbye tew Chizel. Since Paul moved in, we noticed his behaviour hads gotten wursere an wurser. we wud come home an wunder where he had peed, it wuz sumwere different each time. so we has rehomed him. i gotted an “iffen u got him neutered this wud stop” lecture, but ai cant afford to a) have him done, and b) the chance it wont stop, not with a baby on teh wai.
sew me an mai pardner has a mega sad atm. ai has his collar awn may pc monitor, an ai is keepin one oar tew toys. obviously may pardners daddy is teh importants but ai still issa sad.
{{{{Zelkina}}}}
Ai hoap teh mornign siknis goze suun; baibee dyu in octoba, aifinkso ?? Yu bi betta suun !!
Beems foar Paul’z dad nd tu yu wib teh los ob yaw pet !!
gudnezz, dat iz a lawt – de ickytumminezz adn teh wurry adn teh kitteh-loss. U haz mayde a gud decision aifinkso, but iz still the sad.
{{{Zelkina adn the bebbeh adn teh pardner}}}
{{{Zelkina}}}
So mush sadness is too much for wun cheezpeep! Come, let’s share the burden among us and you can have hugs. And friendly words. And funny LOLs. Hope the mornign sickness passes soon and that Paul’s dad gets better soon.
Cheering beems kummin yur wai Zelkina, hoaps yu haz a happi again sune
{{{{{{{Zelkina}}}}}}}
*hands Zelkina a decaff* – is dat allowd? {{Zelkina}}
ohai you – I thouhgt about you last nite! wondering how you are, wiff de bebbeh an awl!
Why u has de sad!?!?
{{{{{{{Zelkina}}}}}}}
Gizmo, dunno bout decaff….cant see y not tho! “sips daintileee”
Ohai Zelkina. Ai left a msg awn ur profiel cos ai thot u mite be nawt stil heer butt(!) mebbeh u ar. We ar awl thinkin ov u an wishin u gud fings at such a hard tiem. {{{{{Zelkina}}}}}
teh pardner known as Paul says fankee berry muchly for teh healin fawts an beems at such a hard tyme.
oh dear – {{{{{{Zelkina an paul an pauls dad an chizel}}}}}
I hope bof u an ur FIL get reel better soon!!!
{{{Zelkina}}} {{{Paul}}} {{{FIL}}}
Toomuch to bear for wun cheezpeep, nawt fayr! Gud u cums here to share. I kin unnerstand teh decishun awf gibbing a pet away is hard, berryberry hard, butt mite b teh bestest opshun. Iz doin that mahself *sigh*.
Heeeeling beeems to ur FIL!
Cuh them peeps at teh horsepittul halp aginst teh pleh morning siknuss? Hope its gitting betterer! It’s nawt beehaving! Cawled “Morning” siknuss. S’posed to go ‘way after teh morning *scowls at pleh morning siknuss*
{{{Zelkina}}}
This iz way at teh bottom heer – an a bit layte
But – cud teh leeders ov teh LOL pleze lion up?
Heer we hav
Annipuss leeding teh way
Gizmo nipping at hur heels
PoissinBoi a step behind
an
Mellymom3 bringing up teh reeer!
An TEHN – ebreewun got reelee bizzy tawing to eech otter, an there wuznt a “noo” commint untill 35 miinnits layter wehn Jack Deth appeered wif hiz ohaiku!
So – a reelee nice partee wuz going awn. Ebreewun mixing an havig cawfee – an tee – an sum Cheez???
An thoz delishus tomato sammiges! Ai cud LIVE awn tomato sammajes!!
*wunders wahtebber happened to teh purrrson hoo waz riting a paprrrr awn teh soshul interakshuns awn this site.*
Ohai Janet
!! Wont sum Poissin in tohse sammijiz
??
eeeeep!
dats jsut nawt comfee!
Ear, Ear !! Wotz rong ??
mai beeeg invisiblol hat, let me shew it tu yu
yar ballistic arnt u
Congatyulatings, Anni, Gizmo an PB. Ai juss caym hoem frum a walk wiv mai son an teh goggies along teh ribber. He had sum fings tu sai tu his mum an wontd sum hugz. Himz gurlfren is awai.
onlee tiem ai sea him laytlee!
Oh noes! They split up? Dat be sad. Or mabbeh necessary, but still sad. Glad he is tawking to u, though.
Noe noe. Nawt spilt up. She juss wen tu Kweenzland foar teh serf lief sayving champs. She is teh serf bote rowa. Sad tho – wun boi (19) waz killd tudai wen himz serf ski hitted himz hed.
Teh wurld iz on mai shouldrz.
Itz jus a bad hayr dai !!
Hao is u ennywai? Gud ai hoep.
Ai hit mai hed awn a nisobar
!!
Ooh, narstee!
It leffed a meteor logical syzed bump
!!
Did taht gib u a warm frunt?
A local hi tehn a cuul chaynj !!
Well taht’s a bit ov an anti-climate
Left sum wind in teh nayberhuud …
hope its knot clouding ur judgmint!
Shud nawt hab wawn taht sun-hat; it maid mi hawt !!
Aiz feelin a bit fawggy tewday…
Ohai, PB!
Ai iz fawg ett full !!
* had teh big dinna butt(!) doan memba mutch bowt it
*
*snerk*
Mai hubbicat callz me “nanaroo” (iz progressed frum Anne tew Annabanana tew nanaroo ).
Aiz not Aussie, but ai sumtimes cawls maiseff the “Berry Rare NorfAmmericun Roo” – cuz ai iz such an orijinal!
Yu shure tihs iz nawt yu ?? * Hee, hee !! *
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Conga rats anni awn yer nawt sekkind! What wud yu like fur yer sillybrayshun?
Thx mm3, Ai juss need lossa cawfee dis mornin!
*Rolls owt gigandanormous cawfee bar wif awl teh fancee fixins and skantuhlee-clad bareestuhs from Chippendale’s*
Ordur up, y’all!
=^..^=
Ohai ERK! Ai can haz capoochino wiv foem on teh tawp adn lawts of chokklit sprinklols pleez!
*gets inna lion*
I’ll have a dubblol mocha chonklit wif eggstra chonklit syrup and chonklit sprinklols!
eeep – nenne, get owt uf teh lion – yu mite get digestid
*ponders whether to say “A lion!? Where? Get in the car!” or not*
be cayrful – dat awlmost sed ‘caTpoochino’ – yu do nawt want dat!
o noe fank yu!!!
*Gizmo cayrfullee prepayrs miniminsmum a lubberly capoochino (wif NO catpoo) wif foem on teh tawp adn lawts of chokklit sprinklols…adn den eben moar chokklit sprinklols, jst tu mayk shur ders enuff*
der yu go – injoy!
Ohai EbilRed
!! Can yu fil ub tihs urn, plzthx ??
* PB lieks himz cawfee .. *
ohai, ebilred! ai can has a huuuuj mug dat ai was given (onist – ai did nawt steel it!) bai pb – plsplspls can it be filled awl teh wai tu teh tawp wif hawthawthawt strongstrongstrong cawfee? fankees!
*Gizmo adds a beeg playt uf sordid biscotti tu teh cawfee bar fur ebberywun*
* PB goze tu teh end ob the cue …. faw wuns
*
Ide liek a flat wihte cawfee pleez !! Liek tihs wun:
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oooh, dat luks guuuud…
Taht nd cappachinzo ar teh moas cawmin drinx in cafe’s heer in OZ!
O noes, tehy modrated mai kommint! Trai dis insted!
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awww, hoa purty! ai wudnt want tu drink adn ruin it!
Awlsmoast tu kyoot tu drink, awlsmoast!
*sipsipsipsipsip*
Wot pikcha ?? * stering teh teespuun
*
ohmai!
almost splorting over cowfee!!
*titens CHRGs wdoi*
mmmm, ai’d laik a gyhugical mocha wif lotsa milk adn sum chocklit syrup drizzloled awn tawp, plzkthx!
proceeds to bownce bownce bownce awf teh wallz.
Oooohhh…ai bee in teh mood fur teh hawt chowcolit wit lotz uv whippyed creem an chowcolit shabingz, puh-leez!
Brayk Dansseeng Kitteh
needz mutch sawffturr surfuss 2
duz himz Heddz Spinnz awn!
Brayk Danseeng Kitteh
andz ayrodynammikkz nawtz
mikkz wiff ceeleengz fan!!
Brayk Danseeng Kitteh
will habz 2 wayt awyle 4
himz eerz 2 pawpz up!!!
Jack.
Tee hee, mebbe hez dooin de robawt! Wif hims eerz!
*snikr*
erm – ai meen, pour kitteh!!!
Hyde does snikrs, wee donut wanna fite laik awn de lass lol
Snikrs – hmm – juss rite wiv cawfee
Pleez to be handin tehm over kthnx
Gud fing ai gotted moar att de stoar.
*Hans snikrs tu awl de peeps*
*dunks snikr in cawfee* mmmmmm
(adn fankees!)
Fanks drgnfly, taht’ll keep me goin til lonsch!
Nao tahtz yuzing yaw hed, Jack !!
Pressure is what air expands to its full capacity.
wat
ohm?
i sens a re-volt-ing commoonicashuns cuming up…
Hao bi yew tudai, “preshurs” ?? * runsawaiwibakwikness ……
*
Ai wuz goen tu vacuum todai butt(!) tehre wuz no presher tu du soe !!
You sure it’s not teh uglee ub teh room dat makes him has dat face?
*nods* i waz sorta thinkin that. too much atmosphere
hey. seeing ur avatar reminds meh…did u get anuddur sumfin in teh mail?
Gawd, get that cat some ear medicine. This isn’t funny.
Cat not in pain. Photographer used very fast ccd to catch cat in middle of head-spin thing (aka flibbity ears) that they do. Look at the bell on his collar. Only problem with this photo is amount of time photographer must have wasted waiting for cat to do head-spin flibbity ears.
Apologies for non-lolcat speak due to technical explanation.
* oh my CC – iz a Yoda kitteh*
don’t redo a caption unless you can do it better…