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Dat’s an eye deer….
..but dere aer parts uv me ai can’t reech wiv mai tung!
Ai nebber triide !! * Doan wannu brake mai bak oar sumfin
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Congaz wunc agen
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Thx PB! Aifink teh nayburrz mite hab sumfin 2 sai iffn Ai went nekkid!
wail, it’s a nidea, but not necessarily a *good* one.
Happy solo Taupe Spot!
*drooly goggie bounds in*
Wud be a bit chillee in teh wintur!
Has been bad enuff gettin in teh car in teh mornin an sittin awn teh cold seat wiv clothes awn – ai nawt eben want to fink about doin dat nekkid.
U hazza sew lo, Anni! Yay fer u! Ai gawt kumpleetlee ingrowst in reedin awl teh cawmens ai misst in teh larst lol. Tehn *lukks up* Dang, it waz 9.02
Did u hav enuff cawfee yet oar wuld u liek a ree fil an sum lubblee shawtbred bikkies?
Ai aer juss goin 2 hab mai lunsh. Bakk latur. Bai!
If itz yaw luntshtiem, itz tiem ai wuz off !! * Sum sai ai iz orlreddi .. *
Bai tehn PB, haz a grate weekweekweekend
Bai MMM !! Yu tuu !! {{}}
Wait!! Ai think we shud bring teh bring ober teh catpoochinoz wif teh fayces awn them!!!
An oh yes – tehn sum libblee shawtbred biskits!
An tehn itz partee taim again.
Wif oar wiffaut teh clothez??
Yesh, yesh fur teh partee, adn the nakid dansdansdansing.
On sekkund forts…..
*niblols a shawtbred biskit adn sips teh captoochino*
Ai wuz nebber reelee big awn teh nekkid dansing!
Letz awl just sit heer an sip teh captoochoon an nibblol awn ar biskkits. Much moar mai idea ov fun!
An teh gud conversashun!
Teh trubblol wiv dansi nekkid iz dat nawt ebbrifin stops wen teh moozik duz!
*snikker* But dats why itz fun! Brings owt vayles- how bout be dansdansdans ob de elebenty vayls?
In mai case, ai fink a hundred and elebenty vayls wud nawt be too menny…
Itz Cheezland- haz as menne vayls as U want!
Maybe just wun bery think vayl ober mai face…
ohai SJ how U iz? Last time I saw U, U was snowed in? Is it spring yet in TTI?
Ohai 2_k!!! Yesh, teh spring have sproinged an is ackshully kwite warm. An a bit rainee, but dat is nawt rly unyoosual heer in TTI. How u is?
I is good, is quite warm in NNI (not so tiny new ingland) too
so I has a happeh, is still not warm enuff to wear sandals tho.
Hessiun sakks mite halp in mai caes!
do what i do: be a copy cat
…shpeaking as teh kitteh, 0 course.
Ov corse!
Butt – ??????
Awn teh otter hand, ai think theze ar durtee clotehz, nawt fresh frum teh dryer. Becuz ai mit hav sumthing to say about floof settingz . . .
Ohai Mary sweetpea! Hao u bin?
ohai! RL bean keepin me tooo buzy and problems with computer connection. pleh. And…now i must be goin…
♪solong, fare wail…
♪ Auf Wiedersehn, good baiEEE . . . .
Auf weidersehn, adieu!
To yeu adn yeu adn yeu-eu!!
Dat reelee grates! Ai haz heered it sung bofe waiz tryin 2 maek adieu rime wiv yoo!(An dey bofe maek me wanna skreem!)
oa teh horrar !!
teh mind bogglols at teh idear.
Tatz riet !! Teh bind mogglolz !! * razes ibrowz nd shuddaz !! *
Ai dont think itz sumthing we’d want to see in teh streetz . . .
Errmmmm
yoo noe, in jermanee, tehy usuallee hav teh mixed saunas – so ai hav seen moar tahn ai reelee wanted to ov teh peeple running around wiffaut teh clothez awn. 
An if enewun iz wundering
ai AWLWAiZ wore mai towlol!!
… nd yu nebber luukt enniware cept in tehir ize, rite
??
Dint hav too! Ai wuz teh neersited an dint ware mai glasses oar kontakt lenzis in teh pool an stuff ov corse, so ebreething wuz merseefullee sorta blurree!!
Sumtymez adbantajes to beeng bery neersited — unless so neersited, yu bumps into or grabs “fings” in teh pool yud ravver nawt bump into.!
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U noe, Iz wunc been at a nawt-mixed, that is ownly-wimmins, sauna. WUNC. NEBBUR doo that agin. Ifinkso sauna is a kwiet playce to reelax and has peece and KWIET. Nawt in teh wimmins sauna. “chatterchatterchatter tawktawktawk gigglolgigglol chatterchatter …” oh my. I reely dus prefer teh mixed ones
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We had a visitor frum Miami sum time ago whom we tried to persuade to cum wiff us. Her wus nawt so happi. Her cud nawt beleeve that peepls dusn’t fink naughty fings when peepls are nekkid.
At 90º? Celsius? I shurely has otter fings in mah mind…
An she cudda worn hur towlol!!
Unfourtunatlee, peepulz don haf mush hares to keep worm. Id bee coled!
An itd bee achword in publicks. :/
Butt – tehn yoo’d hav teh goose bumps, too.
altho – taht mite must maek things werser!
but, but, but, deh pub lickz cud b fun!!!
publicks nooditee? oar pub lickz? mmm… pub lickz…
nooditee pub lickz — fun fur ebbreewun!!!
Toadallee off topik, but has yu seen teh owl cam yet? Live streem ov muvver owl brooding eggs, due to hatch enny day nao. Sumtimes papa owl brings food end frolik.
ht t p://w ww.ustream.tv/theowlbox
Fankees fur teh linkee
*runz off to luk at wol*
o noes! anuver reesun furr nawt gettin enny wurk dun!!
Thx. Wol izza slepe at tihs mowmen butt(!) she iz prittee.
Shee gets up pritty often to turn over teh eggs. And is eggsiting when papa brings food. But rodents shuld nawt luk. Wols didnt go to teh no noms consert.
Ai jsut went to luk! An shee IZ sleeping – but – yoo can see hur breething!
Reelee verree sweet. . .
Altho ai’m glad there izn’t a live cam awn ME!!
O teh huge manatee!!!
Molly luks lyk shi’z a reelee gud wowlmama … whutta nineresstyng syte! Sumfing tu disstrackify mih frum teh Friedeggdae werkwerkwerkies (tehre izz a pieling uv fyling tu du, adn ai haithaithait itz!!) – azzif ai knead a neggskyoos.
noefangyuberimeowtsch, kitteh – tehre R sum tings besst lefted unsean, aifinkso
Kittehs do nawt haz boddy imij prollums, cuz yu awl so beeyootiful. But izza different fing wif peeps! (Unlees they’s inna diorama)
*hopskipsin*
*leebs a can of braybleech for kitteh*
pink nekkid monkees?? ur gonna need the bleech…
*hopskipsbackout – cos I’ve finished wurk – an I’m cooking an irish dinna! (irish stew wif colcannon, soda bread and choncklit guiness caek – portkeys set up, dinner at 7 pm yurup tiem…*
TTFN!
Aill bee there!1
Sleepee – but there!
Bai Nenne! *waivs*
Baibai nenne, enjoi teh irish cookin and teh irish jiggin, o adn the wiskee too
mmmmm….. dat sowndz gud!!! am I too late??
Chonklit guinness caek? DO WANT!!! U has ressipee fur dat u mite share, nenne? *beeg eyes*
Nenne, me too! me too! want the caek
Heerz wun martoonie
ht tp://www.nigella.com/recipe/recipe_detail.aspx?rid=20552
sownds gud!! donut no wot it taystes lyke!!
*drools*
Ai gotta try dat. Fanks mmm!
*comes in wif flour in hur hares*
I’m makin dis wun:
ht tp://www.grouprecipes.com/26205/chocolate-orange-guiness-cake.html
The batter was lovely and soft – it’s in the oven now…
*goes out to the kitchin agin – to peel potatoes*
Theres enuff for everyone!
Fanks nenne – ah, so menny caeks, so little time!!
Try Googlol! Iffn u tiep in chocolate guinness cake u shud get Delia Smith’s ressipee.
Fanks anni – persnly ai finds Delia Smith to be irritatin beyond all hyoomin endurance, but, where caek is concerned, ai guess a girl’s gotta suffer…
Speshullee chokklit caek!
Sackly!
*nodnodnod*
If you follow a delia-recipe – you’ll never fail!
*whispurrs: I’ve never seen hur live – only nose ur recipeas – they are nice!!!*
Ai find her a bit superior – like she is bedder dan u becaws she has neber microwaved a ready meal in her life. And a littlol patronising. But ai agree, she has some gud recipes.
I’ve nawt hurd of Delia Smiff be4. Purrhaps she’s the Martha Stewart of TTI??
She iz a berry yoose ful gyed fur peepl hoo aer nerbus kukks, but iffn u noe haow 2 boyl a negg, she can seam a bit patrunizin. Hur ressippeez aer prittee fale-prufe tho.
Yesh, but wivout teh criminal record.
She does sound like Martha Stewart
oooh! I’ll bring the Guinness stout. Maybe G-P will show up, too?
*throws in a bag of porc skratchings for gud measure*
Mebbeh this’ll help??
Whispurrs to Nenne – - what *are* pork scratchings??
I believe, though not 100% sure, that they’re what we in the USofA call “pork rinds.” Deep-fried something-or-other from the pig that I don’t think I want to try.
erm. Maeks teh sense. Sounds teh yucky.
Ai cannawt beleev this maiself, but there is a website devoted to pork scratchings.
ht tp://www.porkscratchingworld.com/
Dey are teh sorta fing dat u either luvs or u hates. Ai has nawt eaten wun in 30 years so ai guess dat tells you wut side of dat partiklar fence ai’m awn.
It’s ownly crackling! Mai famblee yoost 2 fite ober teh crackling! An a crispy bacun rind is lubblee.
Werl, yesh, but is cold (an bery greezy) crackling inna plastic bag left in a bocks in a warehows for seberal munfs an den sold to u inna pub. Iz nawt teh same as teh nommy crispee bacun, nuh uh!
Oh- dis awl sounds sooo yummy!!! drools…
Fanks fur teh ideeya kitteh, but ai’d hab to do too much ironing…
:snerk:
Aw kitteh — if we kud du dat, weed neber leev teh howse ennywaiz.
If people were cute as cats, we culd do it – but we is ugly.
oh kitteh, iffen wi did dat yu wuldnt has the warm floofee laundree frech frum teh dryur tu snugglol en.
Omgz – dis looks jus lik mah babeh Abby!!