
Daphne had the chilling realization that she might have to rethink her dream of living the life of a snow leopard.
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Daphne had the chilling realization that she might have to rethink her dream of living the life of a snow leopard.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: sierraonion via Our LOL Builder
It’s cawld owt heer!
conga rats on teh nawt sekkund anni!
**hands awt hawt choklit wif sordid toppings**
**snorgles frozen kitteh**
Thx GC!
Ai kin haz warm nao, plz?
has some hawt choklit and a cheezmap blankee!
Itz gunna be anuvver byootiful day, aifink — but itz cold in teh office. *sigh* Tiem fur me to get mah coffee & mah oatmeel.
sownds lyke some places I usta werk. wun summer I was in jeans and a big puffy sweatshirt and sumtimes glubs!
Yup yup. Ai keep a scarf in mah desk fur just such murjenseez.
Whin I wus in AC’d office in PA in layt spring, I used to tayk a walk in teh sunshine ebbry afternoon to git mahself
defrostedwarm agin…seams lyke most orifices hav teh temps set for larj men in wool soots…..sigh….and sew we freize.
Iz so very very cold in my office today. Heat, plz
Teh AC in mai offiss has two settings – too d**n hot an too d**n cold.
We mite haz had teh saem ppl install owr system, aifinkso.
Did u ebbur git teh ‘lectricity git borked an has teh AC run backwards? So teh air gits sucked out awf teh building and whin u opuns ur office door, awl teh papurs start flying ‘rownd? Then I mite has teh saym peepl had for installashun obur there as well…
Nope — neber seed dat. Sownds skaree tho!
After dey installified teh new ductwerks in owr new orifice wing, dey neglected tew remoob teh lablols insaide. So wen teh heeet cayme on teh first winter, we kept smelling teh smoke and littlol peeces of burnted payper fell outta teh vents.
Sum pore guy hadda go round and peelify owt awl teh lablols -tukk him dayze!
Frozen whiskers?
OT (but related to teh wol cam in teh last LOL)
we have two webcams in teh bay area for peregrine falcons
www2.ucsc.edu/scpbrg/nestcameras.htm (copy and paste into linkee box)
Things are quiet now, but they get interesting when the eggs hatch round Easter
rodints be warned, teh falcons missed teh no nomming rodints concirt!
de dawg iz sew ded whin ai get bak inside.
I can has a warm bed and some gooshie fuds?
I beez a gud kitteh, I promise
U kan coem an sit wiff me. Ai giev u warm playce 2 hab sleepiez an plenty o gooshie fud.
poor kitteh frozen like a wampa!
An Ai tawt dey smelleded bad on de owtsidez!
o.O – Daphnes been out for whyle – those whiskurrs are chilled!
Iz not purr, iz brrr! Pleez let me in!
(conga ratz to Annipuss on nawt-sekond!)
*dansdansdans*
Thx OMC!
frozen kitteh on a stick.
“Snow” iz definitelee a foar-ledder werd!
*Hands rhsb a bar of soap*. Bad bad bad.
Yup! Adn sew iz BRRR!
*Hands Messomom a bar of soap*. Bad bad bad.
Ifz yu nawt etz mih inz ryt naow, ai bih froazun solled untyl summur, aifinkso … jsut changify mai naym frum Daffyknee tu YardArt!
letz .. l-e-t-z …. stoopy fingrrrrz – jsut waschifyded tehm adn kanawt du a fing wiffem!
*mumblol … grumblol …razzafrazzin … ooh! Wassat? OOH! SHINEY!!*
HAHAHAHA! Oh lord, that face! Poor kitteh.
test
What is the air speed of an unladen swallow?
Whut doo u meen? An African or Europeen swallow?
what? **goes flyin over bridge** aaaaahhhheeeeeee!!!!
mt. mckinley!
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Test? Wat test? I wasnt told dat dere waz gonna be a test! I DIDN’T STUDY!!! *breaks down sobbing*
*patpatpat* there, there, donut worree. Here, has a chocklit. Ifn u fayl, u’ll ownly has to do anudder -waytaminnit, I’ll lukitup… *rummijrummij in teh papurs* -ah, there it is!- elebenty yeers awf skool.
Poor kitteh!!!
i pity that cat
Do you ever report animal abuse?
It luks liek Daphne is reddy to aboose sumbodee eff she does nawt get letted in rite nao!
Come sit in mai lap by fyre, Daphne! I will warm u up!
I don’t see what’s funny about an animal almost freezing to death.
I agree.
Ai dew nawt fink Daphne iz freezin. Shee wil be innsyde suun. Sum kittehs luv snow, mai long-ago hart kitteh Dandylion did, shee wud jump an roll arownd an charg fru teh snow lyke a furry snow plow an end up luukin jus lyke dis kitteh. Trust meh, shee neber froze. Den shee wud pranse innsyde fer noms an warm ups
uh huh, uh huh. ai tink dis kitteh daphne and yur dandylion are playing der hoomins to get a nice electric heater pad. and more gushyfuuds.
♫ baby it’s cold meeeowt side ♫
I hazza sympafee for deh grey ball of floof. We is hazzing snow todai as well. After it being 60 deegrees yesterdai! Do NAWT want deh snows! But it will melt away soon, I hazza hope.
We mus live cloze, cuz we r hassing snoe, 2!
You lives in Colorado? I lives in West Central Iowa. Could possiblee be within a day’s drive, if I goes fast and doesn’t stops for nuffin.
if Old Man Winter hadda kitteh….
Dat kitteh…is going to murder sumone….but WHO?
*YEEEEAAAH!* *CSI Miami Starts*
Nawt seckund, wi putz up teh ‘DEW NAWT KROSS’ yellolw tayp ebberywhere.
Next, wii start axin alotov qwestshuns whyle teh foarensix kittehs luk fur prince.
*5 eags takes pictures clicky clicky clicky*
Fird, Dayvidd Kruusow puttz awn himz shaydz adn sez … “Daffny didded itz”.
“But…ware is Daffny nao?”
hmmm … hydeng inz teh Ebburglaydz … oar purrhapz Sybeereyah … oar behynd Kurtin Numburr fwee …
Hmm….teh kurtin er teh cash…. Noe! Ah’ll taik wats inn teh baux Monty!
Itz a life-tyme suppi of teh ricearoni!
*opens Kurtin Numburr Fwee* “Its a giant hamster wheel!” *ZONK!* *opens baux* “It’s…Daffny teh cat? Oh noes…Daffny teh MURDEROUS cat! RUN FUR UR LIVES!!!!”
*beeeb* “I’m srry, but Let’s Maek A Deal is havin sum Technical Difficul- AHHH GET IT OFF MEH!!! GET. IT. OFF. MEH!!!!!!!”
Deh prince am running arownd deh kingdum luking fur a gurl hooz footz fit deh glass slipper.
slyppur nawt glas – it’z eyec, aifinkso
ohai cheezfrenz… mah manee venchurz and surches thru teh intarwebz haz yeeldededededed a diskobbery of unfathomable KYOOT…a scottish fold behbeh named “Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk”…I iz still vakyuuming up teh braynz frum my kyoobikul…click mah naem to see video frum teh yootoob of said kyoot kitteh
ZOMCC!! taht iz adoramabul! fank u fer sharin! Bonkx4 awl reddy got teh ‘butt wiggul uv doom’ daown pat aifinkso!
DU WANT!! …wantwantwantwant … gottahaswun!! … gottagottagotta!
Daffnee Kitteh inz
full bloan ‘Muffin Moad’ reelee
shoodz habz staydz Indoarz!
Indoarz amz ‘Lawndree
Day’ wiff beeg basskittz ubz wawrmz,
sawfft Snuggill Feengeez!!
Daffnee Kitteh shoodz
pownss awn Doar wiffakwikkness
andz getz awwll bettah!!!
Jack.
“send foar vet-tech…too kold, harbls fell off sumwher neerbai”
O hay, luuk at taht, ai fownd a cupple uv marbl…..EEWWWWWWW!
A cat in the snow is not automatically animal abuse. There are feral cats in Antarctica. And not only are they doing okay, they are a problem because they are threatening the penguin population.
Agreed. Cats who go outside are going to get snow on them. This kitteh appears well fed and in good condition and obviously expects to be let in.
The kitty’s pi**ed off expression is priceless!
Poor kitty…
GOOD TO KNOW I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE TO CHOSE THE NAME DAPHNE
meow kat mi kat got cold in winter we got him coat