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congrats, annipuss, nightshayde, Theatrical Wanderlust and Italiana awn a 4-way-ty! YAY!
I dus teh happyhoppy dans foar u, k?
*hop hop hop twirrrl*
*hop hop hop twirrrl*
*jump 3ft – spin – land*
*jump – spin – land*
*step – skip – step to teh left*
*step – skip – step to teh right*
*hop hop hop twirrrl*
*hop hop hop twirrrl*
*jump 3ft – spin – land*
*curtsey*
*hopsaway*
*clappity clappity floofee paws*
Bery niec, HCR!
whut a LURVLOLLEE dansdansdans, HCR!!
*dansis awf tu teh thai booteek tu sea whutz gnu*
Wat a lubblee dans! Thx hcr!
Aifinkso dem haz noo spring bonnuts adn mebbee sum shinee Easter gownz.
And dem haz sum nip seedz tu plant inna gardin oar teh pot.
ooh – Eestur bawnknutz – ai shal has wun wiffa kitteh adn a fezzur, ifew pleeze!! – Adn a gnu gown – althow ai myt skipz teh OOH! SHINEY! wuns …maiB jsut a bitt uv OOH! SHINEY! awn teh bawnknut, tho! Adn ai daffyknutlolee knead gnu nip seads – teh lawng, koald wyntur killifyded awl mai pawtud plantz, adn kitteh msut bih keepded happee atz awl kostses!
*skipz owt uv teh thai booteek wiffa gnu bawknut adn gown, adn sebberul pakkitz uv nip seads*
OOO Pretteh!
*luks foar a bloo dress*
*fyndz bloo dress wiffa layce an pretteh sash and wairz it*
*twirly twirly twirly*
aifinkso i wil skip teh bawnet fur a hair ribbun *ty ty ty*
*skip an twirl skip an twirl*
*hops bak in, dragging a tray awf noms and drinx foar silly brashuns*
here u kin has:
Apfelschorle, Orinj (nawt poisn) joos, sparkly minrul watur, lemmingaid and Jjnjur ayl!
And to nom I has a sum crackers and assorted cheezes and sum jermin bred fresh frum teh oven. Njoy!
*tayks big lump awf still warm bred and sum Gruyére*
*nom nom nomnomnom*
Fanx hunnybunny!!! *clappity clappity for teh dansdansdans*
*taykes sum bred an gruyere an jinjur ayle* YUM!
*nomsipnomsipnomsip*
Ooh, Hunnehbunneh, haow wunnermuss! Fangyu!
*Taiks a peece uv warum bredd wif gruyere, adn an Apfelschorle … nomsipnomsipnomsip*
Oh fank U hunnehbunneh
* taeks teh peece uf bredd wif sum hurtenkase cheez *
Iz berry gud
*nomnomnom*
Looooooong cat iz looooooooong.
aberacadabera SHAZAM!!!
wairz Dayvud Koppurfeeld wenz yu knead himz?!
Teh faymus ‘sawing a kitteh in haff’ trik goez horriblee rong, film at elebenty!
Nao I kin bunneh kik u AND go steel tayk mah highli deserved noms frum teh kitchun at WUNC!
strikethrough fail…
*hangs hed in shame*
testiz otay hunnybunny, at tymez wii awl bin dere, faild dat aifinkso
fanks, bluesfan!
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bravoh!
Kitteh-DVR Combo. Nawt shur if datz so grate akshullee or nawt so grate akshullee.
taeks noms insted of DVDs
Plais “Teh Wizurd ob Awz” adn poopz rainbows.
Kitteh-DVR Combo is in ur living room, poopin rainbows
*snerk*
Ai spyz…wif mai own 4 eyez…pinkee toe pads! *pranse pranse caper caper*
adn foar teh tryk afftur taht, ai mayk teh goggie dizzypeer!!
Plz?! yes!!
Splinched!! Splinched!! Pay more tenshun nex time!!
Harry Potter FTW!!!
Ohai Duffy! *eggstenz floofy paw of frenship*
Ohai TW! I finks we has not metted before. You nooish here? I has been here long times before but has tu kind of lurk now because of stoopy new boss.
Yu has an ecksellent naem!!
*swings by on rope*
O hai, Duffy! How u is?
ROFLPIMP Dats hilarious! Harry Potter FTW!
wait a minit. ai fink thar’s akshully TWO kittahs thar.
Hush! Dat’s seekrit majik nawt 2 be tawld 2 peepl hoo arn’t majishunz!
Hoodeenee Kitteh
tryz awptikkill illoozhun
andz himz duz itz ryte!
Hoodeenee Kitteh
coodz habz Sleenkee beetween himz
fruntz amdz back. Kewt trikk!!
Hoodeenee Kitteh
amz reelee 2 Kittehz inz
wun. Berreh Clebburr!!
Jack.
Gud wun Jakk. applolsaus applolsaus!!
Long cat is …….. relaxing?
OT: Mai kalicoh bebbeh iz cirled in mai arms, snoring. Wai iz dat splortashus?!?
cuz eben when they are asleep wif their nose in their tayle, snoring like a bulldozer, kittehs are cyoot.
mai orinj boi snores. its unfy when the house is quiet, and I think “what is the rumbling, oh its the kitteh”!
mai Tucker kitteh snorez tew. Sumtymes wen shee is awn teh fut uv teh bed is sew lowd ai haz tew poak her wif mai fuut tew git her tew stawp
Drive by posting, cause it is *byootemous* outside and I has to go enjoy it before the pleh snows come back tomorrow nite. My orange kitteh doesn’t exactly snore….he more like squeaks in his sleep. He’s a talkative boi, so perhaps he talkin in hims sleep?
**gigglol** are all orinj bois talkitive? mine certainly is!
Mine is! He awlmoast awlwaiz comes to teh kichin to talk to himz Mama wenebber ai iz in there.
Oh yesh, ifinkso. Mai big whiet boi chirps in hims sleep. Aifinkso hims dreeming ob hunting. *wispers* Sssh! Donut telling teh rodints!
Mai Audrey duznawt snoar – hurz kurlz upz laik a donut wif hurz pawses tukkeded undur, adn sumthymes shih skweeks inz hurz sleap – msut bih kitteh dreemz, aifinkso, butt(!!) hurz nebbernebber snoarz. Teh goggie, awn teh uvver hnad, snoarz lyk an chaynsaw.
Izz a happee snorgloling kitteh. Dem alwaiz haz teh ohai splort faktor.
* gibs 4.5 teh Noo spring CHRG, adn sum eggstra goosey taype *
OMCC! Canajun goosey taype!
hay… isn’t it Canada goosey taype???
Pikky, pikky, pikky!
*mmmmpph MRRR fffnnmmmph*
translashun: it’s her fing!!
*rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap*
*rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap*
*rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap*
Ooh, doncha luk purdee wif tapye wif maplol leefs awl ober yoo!
*crikkits* Hers awfullee qwiet. Iz hers suffamacating?
*snip snip snippitee snip*
*GASP*
Ohai skwirlee gurl! Yoo okay?
Duz yoo has teh long long hare ektenshuns for tomorrow nite? (Justin case yoo feels like getting nekkid. In teh spirit ob fings, ob corse.)
um, we is SEEIN teh show, not appeering in it!!
hmm… you says that liek u has some xeperiense there…..
Pfft! Ai wuz a GUD Catlick gurl!
ifinkso this is what u calls: hoisted by ur own petard!!
KA-BOOM!!!
*petard goes off*
*Dk runs awai wifaqwikness*
* slidez teh swooning cowch unner teh flying skwirrl *
* czechs teh layblol *
it sez mayde in chyna
LOL!
Why is teh grass green? Why is teh sky bloo?
Sum things, mah deer 4.5 kitteh, just IZ . . .
Science kitteh knoes why da sky is bloo an teh grass is green…but Science Kitteh keeps teh sekrets…
omg, sew lonk agoo wii uset tu sing tihs songe inde girls’ skewl, tell mi Y de ski sew bloo. in are dermamatoriams. EARWEG, halp….
Such gud ansers! Ai lubs yoo, cheezpeepz.
*admires spring CHRG befor pudding it awn; saeis happilee*
You can Tivo ANYTHING.
Itz awl dun wif mirrorz, aifinkso!
yu meen … yu meen itz NAWT MAJJIK??!!??!!
*skootzwiffakwikness adn dyvz unner teh bedd frum teh shok!!*
**scoots a martooniee unnder teh bed for Italiana**
heer, has a drink to help wif teh shock.
ofangyuberimeowtsch!
*gulpgulpswallolow …skoots teh emmtee glas owt frum unner teh bedd* … ai can has anuzzer wun, pweese? Hic!
**poors anuuder martoniie and scoots it under teh bend**
heer you go! enjoi!
ooh ..meowtchyuberifang … HIC!
Itz ok, Italiana — mirrorz iz maed wif majik!
Aifinkso NS haz teh kerrekt…iz still majik when U uze teh majik mirror izzunt it?
*smawl voys kawlz owt frum unner teh beddeebai* …
… Jsut aks Snoe Whyt’z steppzmamma – shih noze AWL abowt majjik mirrurz, aifinkso … butt(!!) shih’z teh SKARREE!!
*skootz tu teh beriberi bakk koarnur uv unner teh bedd*
*yawn*
*blink blink*
Ohai cheezpeeps – how iz yew awl todai?
Oh hai Mitts!!! *waivez floofy paw* I b ok. it b nice and sunny heer! wif a liddlol breeze! and burdyz singing! adn flowerz blooming! Adn Ifinso I b gonna go owt fur lunch!
ohai Mitts!! ai is tired cuz I had a 7AM meetink! its sunnee heer, so that helps!
Ohai, Mitts!
*waves floofee paw*
Itz lubberlee heer today — way too prittee fur meh to be stuck at mah desk doin pleh werk.
ANOM!!!
(to the tune of “O tannenbaum”):
Oh, Annipuss, Oh Annipus
How swiftly are your fingerz
Oh Annipuss, Oh Annipuss
Our admiration lingers.
You getz teh nawt seckund spawt
While ovvurs keeps teh teapot hawt
Oh Annipuss, Our Annipuss
Some tasty noms we bring ‘er.
(offered if wagging floofy tail of affeckshun)
**clapps floofy paws** woot woot!!! that was luverly Markitteh!!
Wow! Thx Markitteh. Ai aer Ohailee onnerd!
Chimay!
Hmmm… the son of Longcat?