Pendulum Kitteh… Is Rethinking Career Choice
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Swingin!
Ahm-a swingin anna singin anna…
congrats on nawt-sekond, anni! Skoch an hoolas?
jus a swinging ♫
Conga Rats anni. the congaratz will be dueing teh swing dansdandans fur Ur injoiment.
Thx WWR! Ai muss dans off naow 2 get mai dinnur. Bai!
Her brudder was on teh sofa, eatin’ chockli pi.
Momma was in teh kitchun, cuttin’ chikken up to fri.
Daddy was in teh backyard, rollin’ up a garden hose.
AI was on the porche wif Charlotte, feelin’ luv down tu mai tows.
and we wuz swingin’ (swingin’)
yes we wuz swingin’ (swingin’)
♪
Yee-HAW!!
Littlol Charlotte, she’s az prittee az teh aynjel wen dey sings
Ai kant beleeb Ai’z aot heer awn her frunt poartch in de swing
Just a swingin’ (swingin’)
Old John Anderson classic FTW!!
Ai fink ai better fink it owt agin!
Ohai, anni’z thred wuz gedding crowded. Ai can put teh noms here?
* sets out teh tray of chokklit pis adn applol pis wif whippee kreems adn teh chokklit caek adn teh martoonis adn teh lemming aide. *
Chokklit pyez adn chokklit kayk?
Wiff wippy-kreems adn chokklit martooneez?
Otay, u can gibs dem awl tu meh, ai lets u. *nom-nom-shlurp!!*
U can’t hab too mennee chokklit fings!
Ahm rebyooing, teh sichuayshun
Can a kitteh swing awn string fur awl hims lyfe?
Awl teh tryals, adn tribyoolayshuns!
Bettur settlol daon adn gib up awl dis stryfe.
But a string will swing adn hang foar meh,
Adn let meh bat-bat-bat foar meh,
Adn taunt at meh adn nag at meh,
Teh klaws dat it will snag on meh,
Teh owerz it will steel frum meh,
Frustrayshun, it will straglol meh…
Ai fink ai bettur fink it owt agin!
Oliver!
Mai sun playd dat part in dat sho. In mai totally unbiased opinyon, he wuz grate!
“Oliver!” ref FTW!
Poor kitteh….bad job
Oh noes…kitteh is too cyoot….*fight teh splort, fight teh splort, fight teh…*
*SPLORT*
Oh noes! Claregurl is daon! Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy Claregurlz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds Claregurl tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
Fank yoo, AngelPlume! *noms chokklit possum*
nawt solid choice, heer!
kitteh can go boff wayz awn dis wun.
*heddesk*
oouiiii!!1!
I haz can has a dirty mind… its tail lewks just rong :/
nawt wantz tu bih teh dayreng yung kitteh awn teh flyeng trap peas ennemoar, aifinkso!
Speshully wen deyrz a door inna way.
Iz getting dizzee!!!
He goez bak an forf wif teh thot, tho.
Wen u gets tu teh end ob ur roap…
…deploy awl poyntee-ends adn hang awn!
Floofee … orinj … bloomers.
*splort*
weee-oooo! weee-ooo!
heer comes the CCC!
*scoopity teh braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plop braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype*
*leed nightshayde to recubery lownge*
now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
snuggle unner this blankee and dinna lookit floofee orinj babbeh until yew feel better
Fankies, Gammacat.
*feels week*
*snugglols unner blankee*
*sips warm drink*
*nibblols choklit possum*
Purrrrrrrrr
himz wuz tokkin wenn himz shudda bin tikkin, aifinkso
Hims allwayz juss tokk-tokk-tokk, nebber tikkin whut hims sayin. *nods*
oh wood you lyke to swing a stick
carry kittehs home wifaquick..
sigh. ON, on a stick!!!
Doan yew sumtiems jsut wissh yew cud unpoast? Ai orlwais sees de e roar wen ai juss printid sumfing.
*gigglol* teh wurst is when I see the error rite after I press the button! tryin to fix it locks up my browser!
Mai wurst is wen mai baws sais “Wot, duzzint spellolczeck werk ennimoer den?” and den ai sais bak fur de elebentiefth tiem
“Nawt on de template letterz on die cormpyooters we got, no!” Dis iz a weakli okucurrants.
*shakes hed at fergetfulolness of de baws*
Mai wurst is wen mai baws sais “Wot, duzzint spellolczeck werk ennimoer den?” and den ai sais bak fur de elebentiefth tiem
“Nawt on de template letterz on die cormpyooters we got, no!” Dis iz a weakli okucurrants.
*shakes hed at fergetfulolness of de baws*
Doan noes hpw ai mannidged dat. Coms of habbin de laptop onna laptray on mai lap.
2 mennee laps!
Needin 3 lapps, wun each for de goggies an wun for de pyoota.
An carrie goggies home, nawt far
Or wud yu rather be a … lolAR? (???)
Ai lieks teh song, do.
Jus remembur, if it isnt teh penjulum, it’s teh pits.
Faispaw! … BONK!
Jeorg Jeorg Jeorg of teh jungle, strawng as he can bee! Watchez out for dat…TREE!
*snerk*
Wow, how the hell does someone read these comments?
…There’s cake in the breakroom.
ai shal bryng paypurr playtez adn nappykinz (surveyettz, foar tohse inz TTI – ai wud nawt wantz yu tu fink ai wuz handeng owt teh dypurrs!) wiff plaefuel kittehs awn tehm – sea yu inz teh braekruum!
Ooooh – iz mebbe sum lemmin poppyseed caek?
*luuks hoapful*
yu noe haow teh brakeruum werkz – ennee kynda caek yu lyke, adn az meowtsch az yu wuud lyke, awl wiffowt kaloloreez, oar fattz, oar shugar, uvkoars!
yummers – ai haz shinee plaztic cuwps wif shamroks on dem leyft ober frum St. Patrik’s Day – fink teh lemming caek wif floofy creemmy chease frawsting iz dere 2.
Kit Kat Clock – ur doin it rong
mai Nana hadda kat klok – wif teh mooooveng eiies and teh pennjulumz tayle – mayded mih teh dizzee tu watchify itz wenn ai wuz teh liddlol kidlet bihkaws teh eiies wented tikk wenn teh tayle wented tokk. … adn tehre ai goze agen, showen mai aij … *sighz*
Ize haz a Kit Kat Klock naow, adn it beez teh cyootest ! Mine is teh noo one tho, wif battereies, member ur Nana’s prolly had teh corrd dat wud hagn dawn teh wahl? Baideway, dis kitteh is so cyoot frum teh bakc, i dontzfink ai culd stand tu seez it from teh frahnt!
Yupz – Nana’z klok hadded teh kord – ‘twuz bakk inz teh fiveteez
Synce mai Dadcat’s fambily waz frum Sisilly, i hadz teh Nana too
ai hadded a Nana adn a Nonna – ‘twuz teh verree kormfuzzlolling!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Cutekiten an Chinchillas—moresoft4U an evreewun esle hoo haz a burfday today!
i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday cakes, white caeks wif fluffy lemmin frosting, iskreem, frooty aprty punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht liet up wen tehy bownse, ittybitty sekrit diarees wif secret decoder mood rings an pens wif disapeering ink, kandee, an glo in the dark UFO stikkers! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
becawz i iz temporarily wifowt a blooness:
if yoo wants to make shur yoo iz on teh Offishul But Far Frum Compleet Burfday List, plz to frend me at:
cheezburger.com/pictures-by-burfdayfairy/ (not needs teh h t t p part)
or emeow me at:
burfdayfairy @ gmail dot com
ofangyu Birfdae Faerie!
*taiks sum fudjy caek, a glas uv puntsch, adn a bownsybawl … nomsipbownsnomsipbownsnomsipbowns*
“I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it wasn’t for my lucky astrology mood watch….” – Steve Martin
Oh hai Burfday Fairy!! haz u tried reblooifying?? I haz seen a Cheeztec dueing sum test posts wifowt and wif blooness…. adn gammacat got hur blooness bak.
ooh, fanks for teh tip, cween! i will do sum eggs peerimenting later.
kitteh finks bettah jawb to bee sundial den pendulamb.
Kewt littel buttt
*runz bai and rappingifyz a fresh CHRG on DR*
rap, rap, rap, rap, rap!!
*tiptoes behind cweenmj*
*snips airholes fur D.R.*
*tiptoes off to lunch*
Ai lubs dat tayle! Strate up fur balans!
Tankey, cween and nighty
TTI Bebbeh
Kitteh sweengz lyke penjoolum
duz. Bawbeez awnz dayrz
Bysikillz too bye
too. Wesstminnsturr Abbee, t3h
Towah Beeg Ben. T3h
roazee reddz cheekz ubz
t3h liddill Hewminz!
Jack.
Roger Miller Ref!!!! kewl!!!!
Floofy fuzzy ball kitteh is so fuzzeh and so cute
*yoinks the kitteh and runs awai*
hey! what happened to the weight on teh pendulum? and were is that faynt mewing coming from
*luks round wif a suspishus*
are the kitteh oscillations small or large?
I needs to calculate the period of the oscillation
to figure out what I should replace the kitteh with fur the pendulum
oh and I no has cute fuzzy kitteh, why you ask?
*looks innocent*
Why is you nap-sak wiggloling?
Where I no see anyfing
Gammacat is luuking suspishus. You better let me take dat for you.
rilly, kitteh, who amun gus haz NOT rethunk car ear choyce now and then?
…This should be on “things that are doing it”.
Am I the only one who read this as REALLY dirty?
It looks dirty to me too. Thank god I’m not the only one.
Gud gnus!
From luk of teh handul at upper rite, kitteh paws are abawt 2 inches off teh floar.
Cud let go an jus wawk awai!! Wif a safelee.
OK…. Am i the only who sees his tail?……
no, you’re not.
No, thaz tarzan kitteh. K peeps? It be jungle kitteh.
You sure it’s not John Holmes kitty ?
Is it just me or does it’s tail look like a nob?
agreed, my good man. agreed. now what is with all these comments?