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We wants moar!
Congrats, NS!
Fankies, Annipuss!
Happitayl St Patrix Day to ebbreewun! Ai iz wantin sum cormed beef & cabbij, but ai duzzint knowing where to find such fings in mah town. *sigh*
A fren awn teh book ov fayces sayd dat teh taco playce in biz town wax sellin corned beef n cabbage burritoz. Ikk!
There were back-to-back episodes of “Good Eats” on Monday. The first was about cabbage. The second was about corned beef. I was sooooo hungry by the end of the second one! Making the stuff (the corned beef) appears to be quite the process & I don’t have that kind of time — but I’m always happy to go to a restaurant.
Is it wrong that I’m intrigued by the burrito concept?
Dass fyooshun cukkeree!
Duz yu haz Costco where yu livs, nightshayde? They wuz selling microwave wun that wuz surpisingly good — bedderer than in moast restaurangs!
Oooh — ai duz, an ai iz a membur!
Ai wunder if Trader Joes has some, azwell. Ai bet dey duz!
Teh lefted ober corned beef madeded grate hash tehn negst day. But teh cabbage wz….um….hao to put dis delicately?…it tasted grayte, but had ravver…um….eggsplosive effter effeks.
Is you TJ fan 2, nightshayde? I lubs Trader Joe’s.
*nod nod*
We still use “regular” grocery stores for most of our stuff, but TJ’s has some really tasty things.
Conga rats!!! *happy dansdansdans twirly chachacha*
*duz celtic dansdansdans in honur ub niteshaydez saynt paddees dai nawt sekkund*
Riverdance FTW!
*taeks TW by teh paws & duz a silleh stompeh dans*
*twirl an stomp twirl an stomp* WEEEEEEE
wun uv mai owld dansdansdans teechers beez in teh beginnin uv dat videeyow…….
Wow! Is yoo a reel celtic dansdansdanser? Aym so impresst! Awl those flyin feetsies, wow! I saw Lord of the Dance twice live. It wuz owtstanding . . .
yep i wuz celtic dansdansdansur wen i wuz yunger. i dansdansdansed in pubs awn saynt paddees dai and in teh denver parayde
Kool, yoo flying footed Wanderlust, yoo! I has an impresst!
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mynd teh gap!
Wow!!! Azza firght-footed purrson wif two left feet, I hazza impressied!
dere beez a veree owld pikshoor ub me waytin in moderayshun…..
Happy Taupe Spot!
*sends in Spot the Goggie to do his drooly danz*
Sends in the Duplicat Duo to add a little class to the purceedings.
We haz a kitteh named “Spot.”
He duzzint dans much tho — iz beeeg kitteh. Sweet, warm, gentle, old-soul kitteh.
Concatshulashuns NS, u bee nawt sekkund awn a three way brayd! Een honur ob de St. Patrixs Dai, teh Conga Rats wud lyke tu purrform a speshul conga danse…*hey, cue teh Celtic Wommens CD* dansedansedanse, congacongaconga, dansedansedanse,congacongaconga, BOOP!
Ohai Nightshayde!! adn conga ratz tu U on deh nawt sekkond!!
I hopez u don’t mind mii borrowing dis ohai spot.
lemme posting dis fing agin fur peepz hoo hazn’t seeinged it yet.
*runz bak tu git messsij .. .. *drag, drag, drag*
Ooooph! it b gitting hevy!
Anowncingment!!
Mumrikz frendz doggee Silver gotted inna fite wif a WOLF adn he b surviving, but deh vet billz am berry big. U kin reeding deh whole story on deh Cheez Town Cryer.
h ttp://cheeztowncryer.com/ mind deh gap!
oar just klik on mai bloo name.
Ennywun wanting tu donating to halping wif deh JINORMUS vet bill can clikking on deh button LolCatBurglar maded on deh Cryer. It b over on deh rite hand sidebar adn it b a liddlol pixor uv Silver. u duzn’t needing deh PayPal Accownt, it will taking dhe credit cardz.
Wii am hoping tu git $1000, if possiblol.
And a BIG THANK YOO tu awl hoo haz alreddy contributifyinged.
Am u reddy fur dis??
*preparez fainting cowch fur enneywun hoo needingz it.*
LCB sez wii haz collectifyinged over $750 awlreddy!!!
Thank u fur ur attenshunz.
I now returnifying u tu ur regular LOLificayshunz.
*runs in, spilling green
beertea.As of about elebenty minutes ago, teh new total is…
$845
*runs back out to
pubtea room*WOW!! dat b grate!!! I haz postinged on deh LOLdogz and deh Failblog. Ifinso genrus peepz am being genruz!!!
taht iz AWSUM! ai wish ai cud hep Silver butt rite naow ai kan onlee send himz mai gud thowts an admirashuns fer hiz kourage.
U goe buddy! ♥ ♥ ♥
Nebber underestimate deh power uv Cheezthotz!
moar tyme spase continumum problemz
Muss hab been heer oaber teh pass fyoo daiz
Gud 1 annie
pete and repeat.
Kat & Duplikat
heh, the human is Duped and Dupedbycat, maybe?
rofl!
Comgrabyurelayshuns tu wun and awl (adn awl fowur uv yiz!) awwn yur lublollee fower-wae brayd fower nawt-sekkund!
Inz yur onner, teh Galumphengz Gophurz wyl purrfoarma Neyerysh Jig, follolowed bai sum stepp-dansdansdanseng.
Fur noms, tehre izza boofay uv – whut ells butt(!!) koarned beev adn cabbabbabbages, boylded taties, adn steemeded carewhuts, adn fraishlee bayked sodabredd … grean tee adn kawfee (NAWT grean!) … adn foar tohse hoo kair tu indulolj, teh barr izz oapun – grean beerz, Eyeresh Mysst, Bailoley’s Eyeresh Kreem (“Wiskee foar teh parrson, ‘baccy foar teh clark”, azz teh owld pome goze – ai hazza sawree taht teh powett’z naim eggskaypz mih.
Slainte!
a kwik tryp tu teh googlol, adn ai hazzit – itz wuz Rudyard Kipling, adn ai gawt teh kwoat a bit rong – it’z “Brandy foar teh parson” – nawt wiskee.
*hydez inna koarnur inz feer uv awl teh litrachoor purrfesserz hoo arr deesendifying inz a raij*
*walks to koarnur & jentlee nuzzlolz Italiana*
*taeks Italiana by teh paw & guides hur bak to teh partee*
Donut worree about teh miskwoat — speshlee sinse u tayked teh tiem & effurt to correctify urself!
Fankies fur teh drinkees & noms — ebbreefing luuks so yummeh!
Nawt toodai. Iz Spring brayk! Teh perfesers cannawt be bawferd wif dat durin brayk.
Youkneeversittee wuz soe lawg agoe foar mih taht Ai’m kwite shuur awl mai purrfesserz R lawng goanz … butt(!!) ai wud knawt bih teh syrup prizeded ifz tehy desydamafyded tu hawnt mih!
*dyves unner teh bedd adn hydes frum teh goasts uv oald, dustee purrfesserz*
*slydes a playte ub noms to italiana unner teh bed*
ofangyu, TWL! – Teh feer has maded mih teh hongree!
*stiks fays in teh playt adn noms wif teh dutsbunnehs*
Donut worry, Italiana!
Eben purrfessors gets spring feber!!!!!! In teh spring, a yung purrfersoor’s fancy turns to thots of…and eben old pruufessors fansee turns to thots ov….this, that, and et cetera. Espeshully et cetera.
Slainte!!! Fanx Italiana! *nomsipnomsipnomsip*
*joyns teh dansdansdansin gophurz*
Fanks fur teh nomz, Italiana! Ai’ll hav sum soda bred (yum) an sum tee.
Ai’m doin teh dansdansspringbraykdans!
Oh yesh- wud liek a splash uv Baileys in mai cawfee, thnx!!
*sneekz inn an puts a big dish ob Eyeresh Stu on boofay talbe*
seeyeng dubblol!
Tiem travlol haz chaynjified teh kitteh’s fayshul markings, aifinkso.
*raysis rite paw*
ai sololemlee swair dat i will nawt mess wit teh spayce-tyme continyooum eber agin!
*sets owts trayz ub corm beef sangwichees an baskits ub fishyanchipz*
Eirin go Bragh!!! happee saynt paddees dai!!!
Yeah, thatz whut they AWL sez! Kitteh must nawt bork teh time-space continyuwum!! Or suddenly, we awl goes – POOF!!! *luks skayred*
*sheepishlee luuks down at paws*
Ai kinnawt mayk such a prawmiss.
Ai will try mah bestest to nawt mess wif teh spayce-tyme continyooum today, tho.
*daintilee halps hurself to a sangwich an sum fishyanchipz*
*nomnomnomnom*
betweens yu and teh cween, the spayse-time continyunomnomnom gets borked a lots…I no longer wurries about it….Lyfe goes on ennywya…
Yur teh spittin imaj ov yur mawm.
adn da splittin heedaik 2 aifinkso
happytail saint purrdricks dai 2 ebereyone
Janeway is in your timeline, messin with your life.
Star Trek FTW *hug*
Tawffee Moaka Floof
Kitteh shoodz nawtz playz insyde
Calvin’z Tyme Masheen!
Calvin’z Tyme Masheen
amz nawtz jusst Beeg Bawkz runndz bye
immajjinayshun!!
Tawffee Moaka Kitteh
coodz habz hadz ‘Phunn!’ wiff Calvin’z
Tranzmawgriffyurr!!!
Jack.
Clappity clappity! Ai luvs Calvin n Hobbes. Ai wantz a transmogrifyr!
Ai wantz a Hobbes!
ai wantz an hobbes an tawfee moaka kittehs!
Ai hadda Hobbes when I was a kidlet. Cept hiz name wuzznt Hobbes, it wuz moar mundane. But he wuzza a tiger, and just as alive, as far as I wz consarned!
*luks et pichoor ob williboi awn wurkdesk*
*terns tu uther cide an luks et moar pichoors ob williboi*
ai due haz an Hobbes!!!…wif spauts
Yu cawld ur taigur Moarmun Dane?? Wut a beri elligint monnikkur!
needs to find dok bwown tew feex de flux kuhpasittor. awlsew, needz duh lorrian.
Bak tu teh Future FTW!
Yoo mayd . . . a tyme mosheen . . . owt of a DUH LORRIAN!!???!!!
dats hevy man!!!
Whut, is ther sum prollem with teh gravytashunal pull in teh fyoochur?
Grate Skott!
Squee!
Wut purty kittehs!
I wanna snorgle dem, plz.
Heerz a snorgle snorkl. Donut drown inna floof!
Terminaytor kitteh towld u he’d bee bak! *kik pow smash eep! Merrrroooowwwww!*
*gigglolz*
Am ai beez teh onlyest wun too noatiss teh splortifycayshun pawsiblolitties of deze kittehs? *rummajes awn desk fur gogglols*
splorty pausblolteez?
*goes bak an luks agin*
*williboi iz mezmeeriizd bye grene iis, gorjus furz an ickstream kewtnis faktur*
….. ¤¤¤¤ жжжж ¤¤¤¤ …..жжжж ….. ¤¤¤¤ жжжж ¤¤¤¤…….
SPLORT!!!
WEEOO WEEOO WEEOO!!! mayke wai for teh CCC!!!
*sweepy sweepy sweepy teh braynes into a beeeeg pyle*
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*rinsy rinsy rinsy wif eyereesh carbomb
*pat pat pat bak intoo teh hedcayse*
*reeeyasemblol teh hed boans*
*rappity rappity rappity wif green sparkloly ducky taype*
*snap awn noo CHRG (wloi) wif lepreekawns on it*
*snorglol inna floofy blankee*
naow yoo sits by teh window in teh HSRW an nom on tihs corm beef sangwich and fishyanchips an no lukkin at teh cyoot until yoo feelz beddur
ooh fankees TW!!
*snuglols inn floofy blankee*
*noms fischenchipz*
wun ob mai fabrit fuds dat ar….ai kan haz eggstra tartor saus?
ub cowrs *bringz oawt eggstra tartor saws*
‘Splortification possibilities’ was the first thing I noticed, indeed…count me in…
Bee kayrful! Heerz sum eggstra duky taype.
*taypetaypetaypetaypetaypetaype*
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Moozik frum teh pubs – Teh Eyerysh Kyngs – donut foargettz tu eyelimmineight teh spays ins teh adressz.
…time travel and mirror images.
O mai! Iffen aneewun iz innerestd ai haz fownd sum bideos uv noo hamster, teh affermath uv teh 3 dais uvv drenchin rayne an windwindwind!
dis neggst wun bee teh town ai liv in, teh wadder wus rite up tew teh bottom uv teh brige taht is downtown, eben tho teh dam wuz full open.
taht sad yello bildin hazza restrunt, tis teh sekkond tyme in 2 weeks dey iz fludded owt. sew mennee peeps howses an biznezzez fludded, teh guvner mite deklare a stait uv emergencee.
erm…pleez nawt tew tel anee guvmint agentz er ax murderererers ai reveeled ware ai liv, kaithxbai
Awww! The kitten in the back is ADORABLE!!!!! *Splort*
OMCC!! Boingie – noawun saevdid yu yet??? O, ai hoep ai’m nawt tu laet!!!!
*sweepiteesweepsweep teh braynes into teh nies taidee pyul*
*rins rins rins wif lawts ob Harp beers an Airish Creems*
*patpatpatpatpat bak intu teh brayneeum cabbitee*
*duz teh hed boans jigsau puzzlol (shud dis pees bee left obur??)*
*rappittyrapprapp wif teh speshul ducky taype wif sham roks onnit*
*snap awn noo CHRG (wloi) wif ribberdansdansdansing lekiprawns on it*
*tuks Boingie inna floofy Cheezmap blankee*
Naow yu jus sits kwietlee an reed dees Sin Caffrins Sittee Bai-Lauws, an nom dis choklit Banshee til yu feels bedderer.
Oooooo – lukkit teh tiem stamps awn owr poasts!! Parrotlee, mai rescyoo gottid dun abowt tu howrs oar sew befoar yu splortid!!!!
Is it a Dr. Who kitteh?
All kittehs iz Tiem Lordz. Nine livez…thirteen regenerashunz. Itz teh same, right?
You two just made my day. Thank you. But where is kitteh’s TARDIS?
Litter box, of coarse! Iz dream of awl kittehs 2 hav a place 2 piddl datz bigger on teh insied.
But where is the kitteh’s Sonic Screwdriver?
While teh lack of thumbz iz a problem, kittehs haz built-in sonic screwdriver! Dey mew n teh hooman companion openz teh door 4 dem!
dejja vu … all ober agan
No, it’s a time paradox! The universe shall be divided by zero! Am I the only one who remembers Back to the Future here?
Am ai beez teh onlyest wun too noatiss teh splortifycayshun pawsiblolitties of deze kittehs? *rummajes awn desk fur gogglols*