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terrorist kitteh?
Himz wurk heer iz dun.
OT – Did red eber fynd hur memree card?
Nawt az uf an hour or so ago. Her wuz gitten ready tu tear up da howse Ifinkso.
Moobie stunt-kitteh?
Congrats, TTC!
Fankies annie! aifink dere musst bee a gud reesun kitteh is whar he iz. Adn congaratulashuns to awl of the tyes for deh nawt sekkunds! *counts* lemme sea, luks lyke three-elebenty?
Conga ratz on teh nawt second, TTC!
*gives TTC green St.Patriks Day parayde beads*
fankies to cg furr teh shinee prittee beeds *should put them on* cawnnot hep miseff, ooh prittee shinee, bat,bat, bat, TOINK!
Nuklear sub kitteh gos on shoar lev. dok werker kittehs shud hid. Daddi kittehs shud hyd der gurl kittens, or de becum grandaddi kitteh.
Nuklear sub kitteh hunts nuklear mousies. vry tuff kitteh.
Awl kleer!
BUUUUM!
*runsawaiwifakwikniss*
*wypes tumatur soop offa fayse*
Allays cober yur soop wen yu heet it up
*luuks arownd foar grlld cheez sannie*
*Makes grlld cheez sannies for everyone*
*Adds bacon and applol slices*
Shall we have green beerz or green koolaidz?
Boff! aiz kan hep wif teh green beerz by drynking it, adn u can mix teh koolayd?
hyccuup.
I hazn’t had green kool aid in agez!! kin I haz sum?
*holdz owt cup wif a hoapful*
*Mixes green kool aid*
*Adds iceecubes*
*Presents humbololee to da cween*
*Bows*
OOOO… FAnkeez, mai deer!!!
sip sip sip sip sip.
Duz i haz a green mouse stach?
Oh, yesh! It’s veree festive!
Be beerry kerful wif da grene kulaidz. Nees cummed intu haows wif big furstines nd grabs dat boddul, glug glug, ooops, nawt taistz rite, wuz 409 klenur stuffz. had tu stump her pummik.
EW!!!! Adn OMCC!! Dat nawt gud at awl!!!!
DO NAWT want green beer.
Iz whut wii cawl teh pleh beer befoar it turnz intu gud beer in teh broo haus
I can has green koolaid? *mumblez about no underage drinkin*
*Mixes another pitcher*
*Putz bucket of iceecubes on buffet tablol*
*Putz ouwt cristal fancee glasses*
Veerry nize, pj, green koolaid fur mi adn maibee a cheez sammie, plsadnthnx.
You like wiff bacon an applols?
Oh yesh pls. sownds yummy! Mai ai offur yu and evvybodie sum shugger kookees wif green eyecing?
Schure, jest kydding bout drynking awl teh beers myshelf! *helps pjp mix up moar green kool aid, checks wif her to make sure I did it right, and gives to clare* u lyke? awn sekkund thot, ken ai seez ur idemnificashun?
Uhms…*cough*
Sry, da green kool aid in nawt neerlee as good as it was wen I wassa kid.
I can has green beer. 
Handz pj teh green kreem de menthe. Iz nawt beer, but izz nawt bad stuffs.
*Getz ouwt banilla icecreem* We can have grasshoppers!
OOH! I has teh recipe fur teh Irish Punch (non-alcoholic)!
*gets 1 quart uf lemon sherbert ice cream, 1 cup uf Lime Juice, 1 half cup uf cold watur, 2 liters uf lemon-lime soda, and lime wedges*
*mix, mix, mix*
Taa-daa!
Saoundz taystee.
*Getz in lyne an holdz aowt cup*
*Throws owt green kool aid*
*Gets in line for Irish Punch*
O wow! I is glad u lyke teh Irish Punch!
It’s sippeelishous!
KABLOOEY!
gmta!
Juss az sune az teh kitteh reechis saeftee!
Nevah mess wit da kitteh!
Alwayz (gets) mess frum da kitteh!
*nods noe-ink-lee*
Tu tru!
U mite want to moov a littlol moar, kitteh. Nawt shur ur outta blast range.
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Teh spayces doan lyne up…
Dey nebber do! WP duzn’t liek dem!
Pleh. A nudder tri:
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Heers teh saym fing wiff code tags…
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Try yoozin teh <code> tag tu mayk dem teh saym syze.
Adn u myte need & nbsp ; (cloas spayses) foar leeding blank spaysiz.
“Tew halp wif teh ascii art, try putting HTML “code” tags around it.
Like dis:
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Aww, a haff-duzzin roazes…foar meh??
Ai fink ders a trik awn de cryer…
*runsofftuluk*
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Otay, ai tryz it wiff teh & nbsp ; foar leeding spayses…
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Dat wun werks! Fyre werks!
*bows, lytes anobber wun*
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Clappity!
Ai tryd anuuder wun, an WP eeted it.
3, 2, 1 *FOOMP!* *SPLORT* Cute kitteh!
Uh-oh, Boingie went boom. Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy teh boingie brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds boingie tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
Tank you! Sorry about that. That cat is adorable to me, at least.
O noe! Boingie iz daon!
*Grabs teh CCC bakpak*
*lukz insaid*
*Getz aowt brush*
*Sweepee sweepee up teh braynez awl inna neet pyle*
*rinzez wif sparklolin lemming wader*
*pak pak pak intoo braynium cabity*
*putz bak brayne bonz togedder (Ai’z gud at puzzlols)*
*taype taype taype wif duky taype*
*putz awn new CHRG wdoi*
*moar taype taype taype*
*leeds bictim to recubbery lawnge*
*raps inna floofy blankee*
Heer yu go. Hav a chonklit possim an donut luk at teh kyoot wifaout purrtekshun!
Uhhh, tanks! Duble rescu! Iz twice as good! *Donz protective gogglolz for second tymez*
ohai boingie, haz i not meeted yoo before? or haz i meeted yoo an yoo haz falled owt ob my brayn along wif evreefing else? eever way, plz to accept my floofy paw ob frendship
Cue= forgot letter T in there.
I thought it sed “Cute Explosion” teh nawt secund time i saw it!
Whut is dat fing we is blowin up anywayz? A summereen?
Gud kwestshun. Ai’m nawt shur. Mebbe jus a beeg wherehaus?
Mebbe – cud be teh roof.
liuks liek submareen….
saylur kitteh bee awn shoar leaf…..
Better close the screen doors!
Bettur wach aowt. Ai’f herd abaowt doze saylurz on leaf…
I haz dat sinking feeling.
Doan let it gets u down.
Wait, wut??? …. itz a u-boat??
*hedd. desk.*
Hoo skrapet awl teh yellol paynt awf mai summareen? Naow wii nawt can find it aftur teh show.
Teh paynt waz blowd off in teh eggsploshun.
run sylent, run deep.
Wii kan goe tu teh octopuses gawrdyn inn teh yellol summareen?
Wii can eben awl lib in teh yellol summareen aifinkso
In an octopuses gawrdyn in da shade.
mebbe dis bee Jaymes Bahnd kitteh adn hez awn a sekkrit mishun tu blo up B.C.’s summareen, sew he donut demaynd “1 millyun dollar munnees”?
luk at meh, casually stroolin away liek action moovie hero boy.
kittehs are teh coolest heroz.
(cant beleev no wun haz sed dis yet)
BOOM
*fallz off chayr laffing*
ICHC history lessin: h t t p://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/28/funny-pictures-are-those-cats-talking-like-that/#comment-255715
pee ess: not needs teh h t t p part, just start wif teh icanhascheezburger part
*pikz lunarmommy up adn setz hur bak on hur chair.*
Haz a chokklit martoonee.
*slurp*
BOOM!
*fallz on flore laffing agin*
**props lunarmommy up on lownge wif lotsa cushions**
heer, has a nodder martoonie!
oooohhhh! Kin ai hab a BOOMchoklit martoonee pls??? Hear iz mi eyedee…
ob corse!
*tosses stuff into shaker*
*shake shake shake SHAKE shake shake shake*
*poors martnoonie into glass wif choklit garnish*
*hands glass to Shatzeesmom*
enjoi!
*sips non-alcoholic Irish Punch* um…BOOM?
I likez ur resippee!!! i puttinged it on deh Cryer!! Now u b famous, Claregurl!!
Wat abowt gammacat’s martoonee resippee?
Whair it b?
Look up the thred 4-5 comments up
i’m jest happeetayle dat when she did awl dat shakin, it didnot BOOM then!!!
*sip sip*
Oh wow, fank yoo! Nao odder cheezpeeps can be makin Irish Punch fur Saint Patriks Day!
Heer is teh instructions for makin teh irish punch!
-Pour lime juice and water into a punch bowl
-add sherbert, and stir until it has a smooth consistancy
-Slowly pour lemon-lime soda into the mix, stirring constantly
-Pour the drinks into cups of crushed ice, and decorate with the lime wedges
ENJOY~!
I haz edited deh post on deh Cryer.
And I fownd Maus’z resipee fur a Frozen Whisker!!
ooh, has to rebember to putting it in teh nook-o-wave. tehn can go BOOM!
*snerk*
Aifink teh kurrekt pronunciation is:
*BOOM*
*falls obb cushuns onto flore agin*
* Putz teh floofee pillol under lm afore hur hitz teh flore. Putz teh kissimee ai haz a Irish tiara awn hur hedz. *
Luks gud
** schmoo **
ooh, a tiara an a schmoo!
*swoons*
*iz gud fing i iz alreddy on teh flore*
Heer, have sum Irish Punch instead uf anudder Martoonee…
um, fankyoo, tahts a gud idea (teh cheezland choklit martoonies iz nawt-alkyholik for me, but ifinkso i iz overcomed by teh choklit
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As long as ur nawt goin “one martoonie, two martoonie, three martoonie, FLOOR!”
Oh I member dat. I laffed and laffed til I had leaky eyes. An I readed it awn da cryer.
iz a cheezland classik.
Il a fait BOUM!
Y SO SERIUS?
I R SERIOUS CAT
serious cat iz serious.
Srsly
Dat sub en bak iz Rushin Typhoon missle bote!
not the best
I first saw this picture on EnglishRussia, it was talking about submarines and cats. The sub is a Typhoon class submarine: http://englishrussia.com/index.php/2009/04/14/worlds-biggest-submarine/
I called it! Man, do I know my subs or what!
Cool guys walk away from explosions.
I thoughts he was John Locke kitteh… “yur not suppozed to leaves teh ailand!”
I haz bigur boat
That is a Russian Typhoon-class Ballistic Missile Submarine AKA the biggest operational submarine in the world. It carries 20 SS-N-type ballistic missiles with 6 or 7 nuclear warheads apiece.
Nawt sumfink u wantz to asplode!
thanks. i was thinking Akula, but now that I look more closely it is a typhoon.
Actually, the Russian name for it IS Akula. But you can tell by the bulge at the base of the conning tower.
BOOM
http://i43.tinypic.com/sbiij9.png
Kewl Kittehs don’t luk at exploshuns.
akula class or oscar?
Typhoon Class, see above. Same as Red October, except it doesn’t have caterpillar propulsion.
Again, the Russian name for it Is Akula.
pretty sure thats in severodvinsk
yall kiddens are drankin tew much for mi cumpnee, done blaym me iffen yu geta hungover.
War Zone Kitteh…
Am I the only one who thinks this is a LOST reference?
It’s Kitteh Tom Kat Cruise Battleship!
In Soviet Russia, kitty pets you!
I like cheese, what about you?