Oh Hai Anni!! I gonna borrow ur hai spot fur minnit.
*runz bak tu git messsij .. .. *drag, drag, drag*
Ooooph! it b gitting hevy!
Anowncingment!!
Mumrikz frendz doggee Silver gotted inna fite wif a WOLF adn he b surviving, but deh vet billz am berry big. U kin reeding deh whole story on deh Cheez Town Cryer.
h ttp://cheeztowncryer.com/ mind deh gap!
oar just klik on mai bloo name.
Ennywun wanting tu donating to halping wif deh vet bill can clikking on deh button LolCatBurglar maded on deh Cryer. It b over on deh rite hand sidebar adn it b a liddlol pixor uv Silver. u duzn’t needing deh PayPal Accownt, it will taking dhe credit cardz.
Wii am hoping tu git $1000, if possiblol.
And a BIG THANK YOO tu awl hoo haz alreddy contributifyinged.
Am u reddy fur dis??
*preparez fainting cowch fur enneywun hoo needingz it.*
LCB sez wii haz collectifyinged over $750 awlreddy!!!
Thank u fur ur attenshunz.
I now returnifying u tu ur regular LOLificayshunz.
“Runz, runz az fats az yu kan – yu kan’t ketchify mih, ai’m teh jinjurrbredd mannz!” … mai kidletz LURVED taht buuk wen tehy wuz teh liddlol! … ah, teh memmreez! …
Yupz! Adn ifz ai knuu haow tu poastify a linkee, teh yuu uv toobs awlsotu has teh “Abomiablol Snoemanz” kartuun wif moar uv teh “ai wil lurv himz adn hugz himz”… gawtz tu lurv teh owld Luunee Chunes – tehy chust dunawt maik tehm lyke taht ennemoar … tsk, tsk, moar’z teh pittee …
Nawt fyremenz…nawt (really) a YNG….ahnd no kittehs cuz he travels some. He duz nawt mind MY kittehs,tho. 2 uv teh kittehs nawt so shur abowt HIM yet. Ai meeted him through a local social group and we haz been dating abowt a month nao.
him wuz a resq kitteh and him thot awl hyuuminz wuz going tu eeting him. after a while (yrz) hii wud hop ontu ower lapz fur pettingz. but hii wuz never comfortablol wif uprite hyuminz.
I knowed fer shure that my boifrent was teh ok because teh first time he came over, my Jethro came out of his usual o-noes-stranger-alert-must-protect-dust-bunnies-under-teh-bed hidey-hole and came right up to teh BF and sniffsniffed his shoos.
* Tuks tablolcloff unda chin *
* Caerfuuly slissiz sum tihn slissis ob teh duck awntu a plait *
* Putz goblit ob whine tu himz gob nd sips dellycaitly *
Mercy mar frenn !!
* NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM wipez a littlol bit ob duk frum hiz fais *
Deelisseeuss ay bonn nwee !!
Wayt till it cums awn land, Kitteh!
Kincatulayshuns, Anni! Dansin ratz comming owt an circlols rownd u in sillybrayshun.
Thx OM! Ai hoep Ai doan’t get giddee watchin teh circlolin ratsiez!
Oh Hai Anni!! I gonna borrow ur hai spot fur minnit.
*runz bak tu git messsij .. .. *drag, drag, drag*
Ooooph! it b gitting hevy!
Anowncingment!!
Mumrikz frendz doggee Silver gotted inna fite wif a WOLF adn he b surviving, but deh vet billz am berry big. U kin reeding deh whole story on deh Cheez Town Cryer.
h ttp://cheeztowncryer.com/ mind deh gap!
oar just klik on mai bloo name.
Ennywun wanting tu donating to halping wif deh vet bill can clikking on deh button LolCatBurglar maded on deh Cryer. It b over on deh rite hand sidebar adn it b a liddlol pixor uv Silver. u duzn’t needing deh PayPal Accownt, it will taking dhe credit cardz.
Wii am hoping tu git $1000, if possiblol.
And a BIG THANK YOO tu awl hoo haz alreddy contributifyinged.
Am u reddy fur dis??
*preparez fainting cowch fur enneywun hoo needingz it.*
LCB sez wii haz collectifyinged over $750 awlreddy!!!
Thank u fur ur attenshunz.
I now returnifying u tu ur regular LOLificayshunz.
poor liddlol silver… ai hoep da kyoot goggeh will bees back 2 full helf soon!
Needz worter wingz
just jump up heer please!
Jumpz gingurly !! * ai jus sor yor nyu abatar
*
Is nice to get into the shamrock mood!
Nawt lawng tu go, tho sum sillibrayt fur a weke, wil teh ginga(bnp)bredman larst anubber dai ?? Gud luk wiv taht
!!
We ar mayking grene pancaeks tumarro at scool. An ritin eberyfing in grene pen oar pensils. Jus foar fun.
Nyoo? Aim stil seein teh cyut wudin duckie wun.
Ahaa! Ai jus did teh ‘shift refresh’ thingy an nao IC.
Me two I C teh nyoo abatar – berri nommy!
gingurbreadshamrockkookies are frends not fud!!!
speeking of fuds – dey be at home, waiting to be mah dinnur!
TTFN!!
*ponders a wile*
ummm, well ok, tehy be beery kyoot, so ai mayk wun mai frend, adn nawt mai aftanune snak!
“Runz, runz az fats az yu kan – yu kan’t ketchify mih, ai’m teh jinjurrbredd mannz!” … mai kidletz LURVED taht buuk wen tehy wuz teh liddlol! … ah, teh memmreez! …
If fevver it duz cum awn land
Duckboat too small and tippy fur kitteh…wait fur swanboat…
Swanboat — WANT!!
Wotz rawng wib yaw nyu eeglol bote ?? Yu cud swon araond in taht ?
O, teh swann boats in Bawston R FTW!
Duck a’la’orange,anyone??
(gets owt waiter’s apron and tray)
May We !! * plzthx !! *
Why,certainly !!!!
** whisks tablecloth onto table **
* places succulent duck a’la’orange onto tablecloth*
* places a goblet of wine next to duck *
Viola!
Enjoy!
but but… it’s wabbit season!!
Duck season !!!!
Yu shure iz nawt a gooce?
or a statue of a nellyfunt?
a canajun nellyfunt?
wif wyngz!
Silleh cheezpeepz – teh canajun lolophants all migrated to ‘Laska.
SSSSH! Ai’z hunten wabbitz! Nawt foar fuds, ovkoars – jsut soe ai kan hug tehm, adn petz tehm, and lurvz tehm, adn kawl tehm Smoakee (wytch wuz mai bunneh’z naym menneemennee yeeryeeryeerz agone).
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Yupz! Adn ifz ai knuu haow tu poastify a linkee, teh yuu uv toobs awlsotu has teh “Abomiablol Snoemanz” kartuun wif moar uv teh “ai wil lurv himz adn hugz himz”… gawtz tu lurv teh owld Luunee Chunes – tehy chust dunawt maik tehm lyke taht ennemoar … tsk, tsk, moar’z teh pittee …
we aims too pleeze!!
oops…
Ofangyu! Aifinkso tihs izz mai fayboret cartuun ebber!!
*wachifies cartuun … smyloling adn giggloling, adn larfing owtlowd, adn … adn … ROFLPIMP-ing …*
…KWIK!! Sumbuddee getz mih a flannik … adn a shamwow!!
yooz welkum
SSSSSHHHH
*whispurrz* skwirrl seezun iz saem tiem az rabbit seezun. Nawt tu tell if dem nawt noez!!!
*sitz down next tu PB and lukz longingly at deh duk al ornj*
Ohai eek!! how u ben??
Been okay. Still bizzee at werk.
Plus…*blushes*…ai haz a boyfren nao.
oooo…… now i haz a curry uz. Telling us awl abowt him…. or not… Duz him haz kittehz?? am hii a fyremenz? oar a YNG??
Nawt fyremenz…nawt (really) a YNG….ahnd no kittehs cuz he travels some. He duz nawt mind MY kittehs,tho. 2 uv teh kittehs nawt so shur abowt HIM yet. Ai meeted him through a local social group and we haz been dating abowt a month nao.
I had wun kitteh dat tuk 5yrz tu deeside huzbin wuz ok. Nawt bad huzbin, just paranoid kitty.
Paranoid kittehs ????
Ai nebber HEARD uv such a fing!!
8)
him wuz a resq kitteh and him thot awl hyuuminz wuz going tu eeting him. after a while (yrz) hii wud hop ontu ower lapz fur pettingz. but hii wuz never comfortablol wif uprite hyuminz.
I knowed fer shure that my boifrent was teh ok because teh first time he came over, my Jethro came out of his usual o-noes-stranger-alert-must-protect-dust-bunnies-under-teh-bed hidey-hole and came right up to teh BF and sniffsniffed his shoos.
So boifrent wuz a shoe-in ??????
*nods*
He’s certainly no loafer, tho.
He doesn’t flip-flop either, ai suppoze?
*refrains from mentioning thongs*
If u did, we wuld haz to give u teh boot.
*holds her tongue*
or you mite loose your sole!
Just don’t take teh strap to me.
Kittehs nawt like to making snap desishuns!
* Tuks tablolcloff unda chin *
!!
* Caerfuuly slissiz sum tihn slissis ob teh duck awntu a plait *
* Putz goblit ob whine tu himz gob nd sips dellycaitly *
Mercy mar frenn !!
* NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM wipez a littlol bit ob duk frum hiz fais *
Deelisseeuss ay bonn nwee
Et bon nui to you as well, PB. Goodnite Cheezpeeps!
G’nite OzcatMum, sleap well!
Dukky luks at kitteh n ternz hur hed slietly; shi de coy tiep … !!
Issn taht a fishie?
. .. .excuz mi … .aim siikinn taim fishman.. do u know whear ai can get tha boat?. … . . . . ….. .. . .. . .
*Waivez ohai tu carotte!* gud tu see u heer!
Definitely not Worf getting wet. Klingons hate swimmings!
if dey did, dey wud b Swimgonz.
butt(!!) akkordyng tu Worf, Klingons “duck” alawt … atz sertin thymez, ennewai …
*blooshez fyooreeyuslolee adn runz wifakwiknes tu teh Nawty Barn tu wachify taht eppy sodapop uv teh Starz Trek: Neggst Gerurayshunz*
Duck and cubber!
Kitteh, dat duck big as u! Gonna pek u to def!
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