When you sed you really dig kittehs, dis not what I tawt you meant.
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cyoote kitteh! wai shovel kitteh?
Congrats, TW!
Fanx!
Congradulashuns on teh nawt secund!
Fankyoo!
gezuntightz. heerz a hanki 4 u.
ai didn cee da coyoti. *onc agin puts bifocalz awn* oops, nebber mindz!
teehee *ajusts glassiz* i haz byfoclolz too!
Ai can’t ware mai bifoklolz wen Ai werk wiv teh pyooter – had 2 hab sum plane reederz fur dat!
mii 2. anna nutter pear 4 drivin.
Make air holes in dah dirt!
Wurmz gawtta breef tu, yknoz.
Wurmz liek to breef, but kittehs liek to breef moor!
Ai dig kittehs!
but nawt wiv a shubblol.
I dig rok an roll mewzik!!
I dig PPM!
Mary Travers…..RIP
yesh RIP Mary…..
da taxi tooks u home, an wii hatez 2 sai gdby.
noooo, knot 6 paws unda.
Ai is still alybe! *chekks* Yeff, ai is!
aiz alybe, aiz alybe!
sew y r u stil alybe? bedder pud dwn da shovle oar awl hells brakes loos.
U no go owt – u stayz ryte heer!
Dis whut we cawls a sit-daon stryke. U no leebin wiff dat shubbel.
Dont berry mee on de lowne prayree
wair da kay-oats howl n da wynd blos fwee….
ai jus scene a bufulo strol bii. r wii inna kansaas agin?
is it windie? r u werring sparlolly redd shues? iz dere an awld crabbie lewking lady ryding a bysiklol up in de ayr? mebbe a couplol guis standin’ roun lukinng lyke a tin guy, a skarekrow, adn a lyon? iz Toetoe wif u? afinkso dis mite hep u tu kno if u in Kansaas.
yesh 2 awl ob da abov questins.
oooh oo. dis poppi fieldz makin mii sorda sleepi an happi. *fawlz ober zzzzzzzzzzzz wiff biig smil*. c y later
rasssafrass plehwerk canna see pikshurs!
*luks up pik on goshwowshinee phone*
littlol orinj babbeh!
SPLORT!!!
Oh noez, gammacat is daon! Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy gammaz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds gammacat tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
Oh FangQ AngelPlume! ai was so distractified I forgot my CHRG!
**snuggles under blankee and noms chokklit possum**
WEEEOO WEEOO WEEOO!!! MAEK WAI FOR TEH CCC
*drifts arownd coarnur to gammacat*
*sweepy sweepy sweepy teh braynes into a pyle*
*rins wif giness (en honur ub saynt paddees dai)*
*pat pat pat bak intoo teh hed*
*reeplayce hedboens and rappity rappity wif sparkloly green ducky taype*
*snap awn noo CHRG(wif leprekons on it)*
*snorgle into floofy blanky*
Heer naow yoo hab sum ub tihs corm beef an fishy adn chipz an no lukkin at teh cyoot till yoo feelz bettur!
FangQ TW!!! ai feel so much better after teh dubblol reskew!
mmm, corm beef AND fishy&chipz!!! *nomnomnom*
Ahm nawt ded!
h ttp://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=1894931200
ahm happee! ahm happee! *bonk*
Montee Pythawn FTW!!!
Ai feel happy! Aifink ahl go foar a wawk!
(whut iz dat, a vulchur? Wiff webby feets? A duck, mebbe?)
iffen shee wais moar tahn teh duck she amz wich!!!
Itz a fayre cop!
Ai luvs taht moovee sew mush, teehee!
me too! *hunts foar monty python and teh holy grail* must….wach….moobee…..
*maeks cliky-clakity sounds wif sum coconuts as TW huntz foar Monty Python an teh Holy Grail*
coconuts waird ya get teh coconuts?!
I found them! I believe that a Swallow may hav carried it.
would dat be an African swallow or a European swallow?
Wat? I don’t kno dat *is thrown offa bridge*
Wat iz yer nayme?
Wat iz yer faverit colur?
*ebil laff*
Mai name is Sir Lancelot uf Camelot
I seek teh Holee Grail
Mai favurite colur is blue.
*crosses bridge*
Whats yur name?
Whats yur Quest?
Whats…teh capitol of Assyria?
Wich oar no Wich, yoo must wach owt fur teh rabbit! Its nawt behind teh rabbit, it IS teh rabbit!
*busts owt teh hoalee hand grunayde* wair iz teh ebil bunneh!
*throws holee han grunayde awai from teh bed*
Halp! Theys throwin fings at me! *runsawaywifakwikness*
*waves at orangestripeykitty frum unner teh bed* ai izent frowin stuffz at yoo! com joyn us unner teh bed until teh TSC be nawtborked ennymoar!
okiefine! >hunkers unner bed wif cheezfriens< I's bringed sugar cookies for snaks. Dey even has smah..shma….foor leefed clover sprinkolz on dem.
oh fangQ! *hides unner bed and noms cookies*
i haz corm beef (wif cabbij iffen yoo lyke) an fishyanchips fur saynt paddeez dai! An ginnes too!
Ooo, fud and drink and dessert! Maybe dey nawt need to fixify teh STC all dat soon. Is nice unner heer.
mebbee LCB adj…. adjuz…. fixt teh cheezland clock….mebbee it wur fixt frum yesturdai? *luks fur LCB*
*duks bak unnur teh bed* ai wil stai heer littlol longur aifinkso
OH NOES IT BORKED AGAIN?!?!?! *runz an hidez too*
What’s he do, nibble your bum?
He’s got huge, sharp– eh– he can leap about– look at the bones!!
He’s gawt big scarreh teef, and big scarreh claws *duz bunneh clawz motion wif fingers*
Bunneh Claws … duz himz bringify dekkamarayted eggses atz Catmasthyme??
I canna get teh linkee to work! keeps saying cant connect to cheezburger.com. But I can see ICHC just fine! **shows pointee ends to WP and intertubes**
did yoo cloas teh spayce?
aww, sorree gammacat. Sum tyme ago ai made a lol usin a pic uv a vulture an lynes frum teh ‘ded boddee wut sez it izznt ded’ skech frum Holy Grail
now I can see it! i guess teh pointee ends werked!!!
ROFL at the pikshur BF!!!
Clebburr Ornjj Kitteh
lykez beeg deegeeng feengee so
mutch himz cawllz it ‘Jorjj’!
Beeg deegeeng feengee
wutz naymdz ‘Jorjj’ amz Ornjj Kitteh’z
nooestz, besstestz frend!!
Beeg deegeeng feengee
habz lubblee wyde wawrm Napz Spawt
datz maydz jusst 4 himz!!!
Jack.
*Clappity clappity* Fankyoo foar teh lubberly poem Jack!
Beeg deegeeng feengee is teh purrfekt Napz Spawt! Tx, Jack!
Ai dig littlol orinj (but nawt poyzin) kittehs!!!
*splort*
WEEEOO WEEOO WEEOO!!! MAEK WAI FOR TEH CCC
*drifts arownd coarnur to niteshayde*
*sweepy sweepy sweepy teh braynes into a pyle*
*rins wif giness (en honur ub saynt paddees dai)*
*pat pat pat bak intoo teh hed*
*reeplayce hedboens and rappity rappity wif sparkloly green ducky taype*
*snap awn noo CHRG(wif leprekons on it)*
*snorgle into floofy blanky*
Heer naow yoo hab sum ub tihs corm beef an fishy adn chipz an no lukkin at teh cyoot till yoo feelz bettur!
Mmmm … corm beef AN fishy adn chipz?
*purrrrrr*
Fankies fur teh reskew, TWL — an fur teh nomz, too!
Yer wellcom!
I goes owt into mah spring yard tonite for teh furst tyme since winter, armed with shovels and rakes. This kitteh can halp me with mah spring yard work. I has menneh rakes of awl sizes to share, heh-heh, kthx.
And bootses? You can haz knee-high waterpruf garden bootses?
ugh. I feels ur pains. I has been cleenin up deh limbs and treez from deh icee stormz we has had. Do nawt like!
*goes to gremlin’s yard to halp*
*steps on a rake*
*rake handle smacks LCB in teh face*
*THUD*
*runz obur wif icee pak, corm beef (wif cabbij iffen yu lyke), fishyanchips, and ginnes* yoo okai LCB?!
*weakly* Erm, why yes, thank u. It’s teh bright puce splortscar wif license tag LCB. Plz to park it in teh shade.
*takes all fuds and drinks eggsept cabbages*
*drinks Guinness*
*gets plowed*
mebbee i shuda brawt sum watur too…….
U Okai LCB?
U needz teh Nawt Sekkund Aid?
* haz a hopeful *
Ai haz teh gnoo nawt sekkund aid kit!
*dazedly*O, thx. U can leave teh shipment of ship mints over there next to teh flaming bowling balls.
Okai, Aifinkso wii needz tu taek U tu teh horse piddlol.
* getz teh scoopy strechur. Scoops up teh LCB, ties down the LCB so hur nawt fawl awf the strechur. Lodez teh strechur into teh DWDC*
Doan mind teh smellz iz juss teh leftober floo idz frum teh last debreefing, Heer howld dis bebbee porky pyne…
Whutz this! Sumwun unleashing a behbeh porky pine in mah yard!
Hey, yoo ther! That porky pine will be eeting mah behbeh pyne trees in notime flat. Hey, yoo ther! *to porky pine* STAWP THAT CHOMPIN!!!
Um . . . *luks downthred to LCB placing order* Kuld yoo aks them to throw in a cuppla bags of behbeh porky pine chow, pleez? Sheesh, whut ar we running here, WYLD KINGDUM!!???
Oooh! Kitteh!
*ticklols kitteh’s nose*
*KER-CHOING!*
Oh, accuponcture. How modern!
*faints*
*slides fainting cowch under LCB kwiklee*
*tosses porky pine chow at rampaging, chomping, behbeh porky pine*
Oh noes, LCB! Tath rake handlol gibbed yoo a green i!
Good thing gremlin didn’t need halp mucking out teh stables, huh?
*hands LCB an ackshewal kitteh*
Heer, LCB, snorgle this kitteh and SIT STILL till you feel better
Wheel LCB on intu mie emmergensee rhum (dat iz where ai am todai) adn wi will du a kitteh skan on hers hed.
Sheesh, I walks away for just a few minuts and I coem bak to fynd there is peeplols gitting plowed in mah yard, hummmmppph!!!
*picks up rake; sets it neatly aginst teh haus*
Um, bootses, yesh, I can has bootses. Rubber bootzes, thigh-hi bootses with poyntee heelz, no wayt, put those away, those aren’t for yard work. *blushyface*
ROFL
Dey makes thigh-hi rubber bootzes, aifinkso. But dey no has pointee heels. Dey is normul, and I fink dey be used for fishun. Or walking where deh mud is realeee deep.
*thumbs thru latest issue of Victoria’s Field & Stream*
*orders a pair of thi-hi waders wif stiletto heels for gremlin*
*also orders marabou-trimmed rake to replacify teh one dented by my face*
Nao that I thinks abowt it, mebbe they WUZ for yard wurks. Yeah, that’s teh tikkit! Yard wurk.
Teh poyntee enz is for skwashing bugs that tries to eet teh green plantz. Teh thigh-hi part is to keep yoo . . . um . . . dry awl teh way up to teh tippy-tawp of yor legs, heh-heh.
*to LCB* See if they has fishnets stokkins to go with them. I finds teh fishnets halps keep teh bugs frum botherin me, kthx.
*orders mosquito-net stokkings*
*and a utility garter belt*
**runs owt to get copy of Victoria’s Field & Stream**
Hah! Yu laf…but there reelly iz a cattylog wif lingerie in camoflage colors. And a fren akshully wuz going to order sum to whare for teh hunter in her lyfe.
::ternz arown adn woks awai b4 (BINGO!) shii saiz sumfing inn… ina…. nawt kleen in respawnz ub teh owtfit::
(that came out not as well as hoped….. I thought of very innapropriate comment that would have been funny but not family friendly……and I thought better of it)
RBTK, we thanks yoo for yor publick serviss orientation.
Of korse we hoo hang owt here at teh ICHC commints do not incurrij non-famly-frenly content.
A well-placed and well-veiled insinuendo, howsumever, mite okkayshunally be apropos.
Werl, depends wut sorta work u duz in ur yard.
Aynt dat teh truth!!!!
I think kitteh has brought the CCC so’s I can be rescooed from the splorts.
(Tightens HGGs and CHRGwdoi)
So whats the scoop peeps?
ai bloomz wair ai izz plantud, aifinkso …