vampire kiteh settels in for the day

vampire kiteh settels in for the day
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vampire kiteh settels in for the day
Picture by: estanoche Caption by: mcdragonwizard via Our LOL Builder
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
will walk at nite!
Unless Ai heerz the can opunur.
win! *offurs cheese an crakers*
*sniff sniff*
Iz dat brie? Iffitz brie, ai will hasta fite to keep mah Dusty out uv it. She lurves teh brie!
lucky is fond of sharp chedar. yesh, tho is baked bre n a chrusty french loaf trencher
*droooool*
Hai princess mu!!
Thanks so much fur teh bayked brie. Wun ov mai troolee grate favrits!
an teh chrusty french loaf reelee goez well wif it.
NOM
ohai Janet! {{{Janet}}}
*comes snurffing from arown teh corner*
BREE! wheeee!!!!
*popdonks eggsitedly furr a bite*
And mebbee the nite too.
win 2u2! * starts beer tray around teh rume*
Teh lyte… it burnz meh!
*Throws cloak over kitteh an angelplume*
*rushez ober frum prebius lol, iysekreem still drippin frum mai lips*
*pownsez awn princessmu*
Itz teh princess! Itz teh princess!
*cubbers hurz in sloppy iysekreem kissez*
*hands princessmu a ShamWow*
Ohai, PM! How u iz?
dewin gude fanx!
hows lyfe n teh sayde ov nite?
Lyfe iz prittee gud, fankies. Jus got bak from vacayshun & ai iz now readjustin to cooking and cleening fur mahself.
ooo vacation! Yay! pleh awn self cleaning of things nawt thyself !
SHAYDE of nite I meant
{{{princessmu}}}
Ai knowed wut u meened.
GMTA!
*Handz Princess Mu a Shamwow*
Ohai!!!
O ahi Cween!
*dabs APs wiskurs wiff da shamwow*
I van to sip your…toona joos….
heh!
ROFLPIMP!!!
*lukz up frum laffing*
Ohai KittenlessJon!! Gud tu see u!
well THAT explains the puncture marks in all da toona cans
.
.
hmmmph
heh! ohai shd!
*waves*
Ohai, Dan!
How’s it goin?
*grunts* meh
**hugz Dan**
I haz prezzie….
Iz bloomurz 4 u!
U wanna danse wif me an Lungdoc?
Wii is dansin down thred a liddlol bit…
yes I know…………yooouuu sent me tha link to the website,
.
mebbe I should find a link to semi-nekkid (that means nearly naked………and thinkin’ durty thoughts) firemens and send THAT to ya.
*crosses arms and luuks expectantly at rhsb*
Oh daaaaayummmm!
**cheks inbocks**
Wayle…..I’m waitin…..
Mai cuzzin iz teh Marine… U want himz address in teh big sandbawks in asia?
**pondurz**
Iz him singlol? How old iz he?
**crossis armz an luuks bak at Dan**
I wuz JEST tryin to gibs yoo a happitayle, deer fren!
(BTW, I finkso I has seen/tuk pikshur of/ DAT luuk befoar!)
go ahead and post it, folks might need a visual reference
Oh, I nawt finkso yoo want AWL the pikshurs poastid….
Dere mite be a few yoo nawt aware of egg-sistin.
**snikkurs to self**
Ohai Dan! Aifinkso the distinction of “Naked” and “Nekkid” was ‘splained in one of Lewis Grizzard’s books, yesh?
“Naked” = “Unclothed” (“Babies are born naked.”)
vs:
“Nekkid” = “Unclothed, and up to something.” (“Let’s get nekkid and run through the woods.”)
Woo-hoo!
**starts singin**
Iz gettin hawt in heer.
*Tsk*
Wazza quote!
Ai nawt runnin nekkid inna woods!
Too manni thistles adn stickerz!
Harm could come to a growin’ lad lyke taht!
(Besidez, teh speshul Lungdoc physiognomy iz much helped by clothes. Lotsa clothes. Unobtrusive, camlolflauge-color clothes taht obscure teh characteristic profilez. Adn dim light. Very.)
yep, I saw him do that bit on Designing Women, that’s where I saw/stole it from.
Oh, I lyke dat xspanation!! I haz nebber been nekkid! Nope, nawt mii.
A hard pair uf bloomers iz gud tu find.

A gud pair uf bloomer iz hard tu find Imean.
*wonders off in da direktion uf barns bein naughty*
Hay, wutebber gets ya to teh stoar, rite?
lemme posting dis fing agin fur peepz hoo hazn’t seeinged it yet.
*runz bak tu git messsij .. .. *drag, drag, drag*
Ooooph! it b gitting hevy!
Anowncingment!!
Mumrikz frendz doggee Silver gotted inna fite wif a WOLF adn he b surviving, but deh vet billz am berry big. U kin reeding deh whole story on deh Cheez Town Cryer.
h ttp://cheeztowncryer.com/ mind deh gap!
oar just klik on mai bloo name.
Ennywun wanting tu donating to halping wif deh JINORMUS vet bill can clikking on deh button LolCatBurglar maded on deh Cryer. It b over on deh rite hand sidebar adn it b a liddlol pixor uv Silver. u duzn’t needing deh PayPal Accownt, it will taking dhe credit cardz.
Wii am hoping tu git $1000, if possiblol.
And a BIG THANK YOO tu awl hoo haz alreddy contributifyinged.
Am u reddy fur dis??
*preparez fainting cowch fur enneywun hoo needingz it.*
LCB sez wii haz collectifyinged over $750 awlreddy!!!
Thank u fur ur attenshunz.
I now returnifying u tu ur regular LOLificayshunz.
OMG! a wolf! Cheeze frens r sew generous!
Hooeber contributed teh wulluf wasn’t genrous. I’ll do what I can, when I get my nawt sekkond paychek in a lawng thyme. In der meenthyme, will offur hugz adn thawts.
Ohai jd!! Where’ve yoo bin??
Hugz an thawts ar gud, too!
Nawt ebreewun haz extree munniez these days. Mennee dont. Nawt to werree.
*runs in*
Teh current total is… $775
*runs back out*
AWSUM!!!!! I hopez wii kin make it tu $1000.
az we sayz in sum areas ob da south: holy catfish charlie. Datz sum grate donashuns frum da cheezpeeps.
fank u.
fank u.
FANK. U.
ai b yoosin de fainting cowch nao, kthnx?
de lub dat b among cheezpeepz b ‘MAYZIN.
n de gibbin skills we can has iz ‘MAYZIN tew.
ai can has makin ob uh kontreebeaution on fried egg, wen ai get moar munnees – ai can’t wayt!
ulrika writed me n sed she feels BERRY happee n blessed tew b aybuhl tew sey “bbl, must teyk silver fur himz walkie nao, kthnx!”, acuz yesterdey was de furst dey since de encounter wiff de wulluf dat silver b strong nuff fur uh reel walkie!
FANK U.
*schmoos*
Yeah! fer walkies! {{{silver}}}
Teh lite — it hurtsssssss ussssssss, preshussssssssss.
*putz barrel over nightshayde*
*curls up in teh blessed darkness & taeks a nap*
Ohai nightshayde! Wehn yu wakez up from yur nap, Ai has lefted yu a messij or two on yur profyle page. Iz yur rattlin bronikal tubez bettr todai aihopeso?
Lungdoc!
**runz up an hugz him**
I has missded yoo!
**SCHMOO**
Ohai red! Hazn’t gotten to talk wif yu for whiles adn whiles!
*Takes Red by teh handz adn does teh Tuezday-evenin dansdansdans* Whee! *Trips over feetz* Oopsy!
**pullz Lungdoc up**
I nawt a berry gud danser. Mebbe I tripd yoo?
O noes, yu nawt tripd mih. Ai gotz teh poetic feetz (longfellows). Tehy getz in teh way of teh dansdansdans. No prollem. Aifinkso better less dansin, more watchin nao. How are yu tonite, Red?
I’m bedder, fanks foar axkin.
Heer, wii danse to dis, sumfin I been lissenin to latelee….
Ohai, Lungdoc!
Yesh, fankies — dey iz much beddur today. Ai wuz ablol to sleep on mah rite side last nite wif no gurglols or rattlols.
*runs off to czech profile*
O, good! Probly juss had teh virus bronkitis kinda fing. Or maybe breathed somefing yu had an allergee for adn not knew it? Anniwai, Ai’m glad yu feelz better!!
Ai iz pretty shur it wuz frum a virus — but a fyoo dayz uv Mucinex halped, an tiem iz gettin rid uv teh ickiness.
Ai HATE coughing.
Adn we haytss teh bagginzezzz…we haytessss it!
might wanna be careful of da dark.
.
I”m lookin’ at a hot-sauce packet from Taco Bell
“Help, I can’t tell where I am. It’s dark, and I can hear laughing”
.
it’s pinned to the cork-board in the shop at work.
hehehehe
I love those Taco Bell packets!
Hiya, SHD! U haz bin mist!
as wet as its been here lately……….bein’ mist isn’t that great a streatch.
.
I’m only slightly worried, there IS a guy building a reeely big boat, but he doesn’t have that many annimals about.
Maybe he going save all the zombies?
don’t zombies float?
Are they made of wood?
Yes, if they have stakes in their hearts…..wait wrong animals.
Mmmmm…..stakes……
I hazza hongree!
Wuden choo?
Do they weigh the same as a duck?
My next question was going to be: “are they made of very small rocks?”
very small rocks
This is a test Post from Cheeztech. Plz Ignore.
…And Another, K Thx bai.
now u has a bloo ness
U hazza blooness, CheezTech — but it just leeds to teh ICHC hoam payj. Iz dat wut u wanted it to do?
Butt – AI still dont hav a blooness.
Ai just traid – but – mai commints just disappeer wehn mai Website place iz filled in wif teh link to mai commint.
I went thru that for a week or so, finally came back…dunno why or whynawt…
`sall been messt up fer a while.
This was WEEKS ago!
ai cans hassa lynkee tu uthur playsis, butt butt nawt tu mai profyul.
*leepz tu top uv test Post*
*lukz down on rest uv whirrld*
Ha! u awl b mai minyunz now!!!
*ebil laffter*
Butt, I’m alreddy a minyun.
Dat’s a patter of a minyun?
Butt, I IZ a minyun.
I’m Ebil Maus’ ridjinal minyun.
O! Ai had forgot taht! It haz bin nice to see teh Maus Bros. showing up in teh commentz here latelee again once inna whilez! Teh many advenchurez of teh mice adn skwirlz adn donkeez adn dragonz adn guinness piggehz adn all, haz been missed as tehy became moar rare. *Hazza hoap for many happee returnz*
Yah, ovur a yeer ago, Ebil Maus maded me hiz nawt-sekkund omelet, an it maded me become hiz ridjinal minyun.
It camed in berry handee, cuz I wuz deelin wif teh lolyers an teh soon-to-be stoopy ex-huzbin.
I still haz my rustee-spiked boots, sumware arown heer…
Oyesh! Ai rememberz! Aifink it waz partlee yur advenchurs wif lolyerz adn ex-huzbin taht got mih all interested in followin teh commentz here; teh friendly way teh other Cheezpeeps would take part in teh heaping of coals of abuse on teh headz of deserving evildoers. Good times!!
*tries tu leep tu top uv test post*
*slips an falls* Oh noes!
Minyun: (n) Lyke an unyun but ediblol to kittehs
SO I’M FUD NAO?!?!
I can has cheezburger wiff extra minyuns?
Ai fawt u needz teh 10 ppls too habs teh minyan
*Wavez at teh CheezTech*
Bai, CheezTech!
Did yu figurez owt how to fix teh bloo name goblins?
I vant to eet ur gushifuds!
My son will love this lol! :bigsmile:
>^;^<
Iz ur son a vampyre??
TehBigCheezy: no my so is not a vampire. Sorry didn’t respond earlier: was asleep again, work 3rd shift again ronite.

No my son os goth:black clothes, black hair, blak eyeliner. Good kid, tho. Loves me bunches n I love him bunches.
He likes the vampires tho n I shows him the vampire cat lols.
>^;^<
Aww. Dats ossim! Glad yew and yer kidlet are able to relate!
Even wen it iz nite, we no hurt peepuls, we jus get to sleep outside!
Strypee Kitteh lykez
dawrk, seeclodedz playssez. Dayrz
nuffengz rawng wiffz dat!
Strypee Kitteh stayz
inz t3h shaddoz awllz t3h tyme.
Eebenz wen itz bryte!!
Strypee Kitteh willz
Napz awn hurz Prittee Wun’z Lap
wenz T3h Moon amz full!!!
Jack.
yay jack! fank yoo for all yor wunderful ohaikus!
Stoopee WP nawt letting me maek teh lols.
Aifinkso Ai fixified it.
U can see mai noo lol? Oar duz ai haz tu emaiow teh Gratid Cheezs.
Iz it deh triple dog dare wun? i seez dat.
Yass. Fank U. Ai nawt haz tu maek wurk foar teh cheeziz naow.
wud U liek sum Hawt Chawklit, wif whippy creemz?
*offurs teh mug uf chawklit tu teh cweenmj. *
Ai haz a tyred frum howlding dis hawt chokklit.
* sips a liddlol awf teh tawp. getz whippy kreem in mai maustash *
*kumz bak frum wandring deh interwebz*
Ooooo….. hawt chokklit!! wif whippee creem!!! Fankeez!!!
Oh, WRr, u haz a liddlol bit uv whippe creem rite dere. I’ll get it.
*smooch*
Awl cleen!!
testing! am I bleu?
yeah!!! I have triumphed over weeird pretzel!
♪♫
Bloo on bloo
Hartake on hartake…..
Bloo awn blloo
Naow dat wii r froo . . .
*Hopes nawt!!*
Hao did yoo do it??? Waht did yoo doo???
Voo doo??
U doo dat voo doo dat u doo 2 mii!
I thot ownli Dr Drakken was blue.
U nawt seed teh bloo man groaperz?
Wuzn’t dat a Senator?
Teh NHL seezin izzint ober yet…
Wuzn’t dat a tikkloler?
*wanders to teh NB*
did he speak wit a fronsh accent?
Ifinso it wuz a Noo Yawk aksent.
LOL!! YUP! He did indeed say he wuz a groaper!
*danzes around teh room*
*sings to self*
Tra la la la . . . .
♪ ♫ Soon iz teh munth ov May Ying ♪
Wehn merree ladz ar play ying ♫
Fa la la la la la la la laaa
♪ Falala la la la laaaaah. . . . ♪♫
Ohai, JCH4K! *waevs floofee paw*
Ai lurve ur St Pattys Day abatar!!! Sew kyoot!!!
*titens CHRG*
Ohhhh thankz nightshayde!! LCB gibbed it too mee!
An yur outfit – Tres chic! An GREEN!!
Ai luv findin Hello Kitteh images online. Dere iz so mennee kyoot wunz!
*tiklol, tiklol*
:snerk:
Hey cwennmj or anybody? can people access my name and change my settings when my name is blue?
No. Dem can see ur lolz and pixorz but nawt can chanj ennyfing.
You tested it?
Yes.
Meegwetch WRR.
mebbe your picture, looks west, haz happened tew me…
oops! turns 180, looks east…
OH! my profile iz back. this iz teh weerd…kfxbai!
No – they can see your profile, but only you can change your settings.
Meegwetch NS.
Drew Lipsky?
testing blue
**Red comez thro teh room, grumblolin an holdin a beeg bloo maglite**
Shud ai be concerned?
*stays outta red’s way*
*hides behind nightshayde*
Wassamattr Red? Did teh lektrisitees go owt? Ar yu havin tu reed teh LOLz by kandlelyte? Did teh kittehcatz get up in teh attik??
U needz a fyremanz?
Oh Dan U beddur cawl teh fyremanz.
What the hay is with the bloo flash light I am trying to change here…hello eyes closed
**wisslols**
I nawt kin finding my memree card!
I haddit last week, butt now nawt kno ware it iz.
I fink I saw it behind the phone?
Nope. Fone iz in my pokkit. Nawt haz landline.
Mebbe a silleh kweschun — but izzit in teh kamra?
Mebbe in a card reeder (if u haz wun — if nawt, itz lieklee nawt there).
Maybe it iz stucktified in da sofa;like in preeveeus lol?
Is it cheaper not to have a landline?
Yesh. I onlee has cellphone.
Oh, an I rarelee gets fone cawls ennyway.
*ring ring ring*
Hello? Who izzit?
Bananana fone!
mi eethur an ai hayts tawlkin onna teh fone. et didunt mayk cents tu bi spendin elebenty munnies onna landlyn an teh saym onna sellfone.
usually, depends how much ya talk and to who.
I haven’t had one for 5 years now
Here, kitteh, kitteh… Nao where did yu hide yur mama’z memree card, hmmmm?? Iznawt under teh fridge wif teh bottletops, nope nope. Maybi in teh secret hidin place behind teh litterbawks? Or in mama’z snowboot? Busy, busy kittehs find guuuud hidingplacez.
Iz nawt:
unner teh cowch
in my totebag
in my purse
in teh baskit awn teh stares
in teh kamra
Teh memree card iz in teh card reedur, butt I nawt kno ware dat iz.
Mebbe iz at werk?
Well, happi hunting, Red. Ai gots to go bakk to werks… Bai-bai awl!!
um……..just what fotos are on the card?
Varyus wuns.
Why? Yoo nerbis foar sum reezun?
Folks, dis iz gonna bug me, so I’m gonna run to werk an luuk foar it.
Dan, you has teh emayo.
BBL, mebbe!
Check teh glub bawks nawt sekkund!!
**comez bak**
Iz nawt at werk.
I can has skreemin now?
* mixes 1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz Bailey’s® Irish cream
1/2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1/2 oz coffee
Handz it tu red
*
Iz teh Skreemin Hawt Sumfing Nawty
Fanks, WRr.
Unforchunatelee, I nawt kin do vodka.
Bad memreez. Bad, bad baaaaad memreez.
didju taek ur memree cark sumwhere tu haz pikshurs maeded?
Nope.
I haddit last week, an nawt remembur wut happind aftur dat.
ohai fren!!!! jussa kwik kwestchun – does ewe knows Jim Suhler?
Nope. Nevver heerd of him.
Why?
ohai – I fawtsew I wuz tawkin to SHD… hims a purr formur ..plays a dootdoot…dat’s whut my brudders alwais called teh guitars win tehy wuz teh liddlol squirts…thot Dan mit’ve crossed paths wiff him at hims werk playce.
who does he play with?
hiz local band iz Monkey Beat an he’s the lead wiv Teh Destroyers
nitey nite SHD – aisle czech bak inna moarnin.
the Destroyers sounds familiar, but I so rarely meet the “talent”. now the techs that maintain the gear, that’s another thing.
ohai SHD – dont know if you’ll see dis…teh destoryers izz wiv g thorogood…butt (!) Mr Suhler is local talint to DFW … jus thot u mite knowd him from aroun town.
Haz u lukked unner ur komputer tablol? Mye litlol fings goes dere lots, yesh.
Phooey nesting fayle!
*omph* *squeez* Oh, xcuse meh *omph*
Dis lol be gettin crowded!
Ohai Claregurl! Skooch ober, willya?
Oh sorree *skoochie* Dat beddur?
Gud nite, Cheezpeeps — iz tiem fur meh to going hoam.
Gud luk wif finding teh memree card, red.
Fanks, NS!
Haz teh gud nite, fren. Hoap ur virus be gone soon.
okay evreebody, put on yor finking caps an fink fink fink reely hard – if yoo wuz red’s memree card reeder wif herz memree card in it, wher wuld yoo be?
did kittehs bat bat bat it unnur teh fridj?
Nawt unner teh fridj – mooved it an chekkd.
Nawt behind teh bookcays – saem as abuv.
Nawt at werk.
unner teh sea dur chest?
Nope.
Elebenty bottlol caps unner dere, tho.
Alsew, nawt in my pantz pokkits.
how bowt in da car under or next to da seetz?
in your pyooter card reeder? whut wuz ewe dewin wif it last ewe seed it?
I haddit at werk, an wuz showin co-wurkers teh pikshurs of my kittehs/howse.
I even runned to werk to see ifn it wuz still dere. Nope.
I’m outta idears – iff eye finks ov ennymoar I’ll emayo you.
Nope. I haz crawlold awl ovur teh car an iz nawt dere.
Mabee it is in yur pokkit? I put things in mah pokkit all teh tyme, den furget itz in dere, and nawt find it til i do teh laundree!
Hopefullee b 4 you do teh laundree…
Sumtimez….*sigh*
I gotta hed to bed soon.
Mebbe I will dreem of ware it iz.
‘Nite, eberywun! Fanks foar teh halp/suggeshtunz.
nooooooo
durn burn it…i missed ya.
Ohai Kafleen!
ohai, kafleen, ichc iz borked in orygawn…
“ai doan know what they was awn…
but I think it grows in orygawn…
(Train)
cannot get to profile, lolz still jumpin around, and noe, haz NAWT been drinkin fur weekweekweeks… am confuzzled
teh LOLz been jumpin arownd on me too, an i not libs in orygon OR drinks. an teh ovver day teh burfday fairy posted teh burfday party on teh nooest LOL, tehn a liddle bit later it wuz teh THURD lol down!!
yes, ai wuz habbin a problem wif sum soop t’otter day
sawry again, DamianaGMD!
I tryed to get awn mah profile aftur a while, and it wurked!! Maybee dey fixed teh profile problum, but teh tymes still be borked.
ThaBigCheezy : thanks.
I’m playin catchup of the comments. 81 more to go!
Later.
>^;^<
******* dis issa test *******
dis is ownlee ay test
iffen dis had bin an akchooal postification
et myte haff bin entur taynin
hrrmmf.
wp styll nawt lettyn mi postify wif teh linkee tu mai profyul.
Mount Mckinley?
Blooness?
wp didunt pass teh blooness test. et styll duzzent lets mi postify teh linkee tu mai profyl.
sounds good….
OOOOH! my profile iz back!
*runsawaywifakwikness*
So goodgoodgood tew see you awl, sawry cannot stay, but lubs yew awl! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ …and misses..♥♥♥
lubs an schmooz ♥♥♥sunny♥♥♥
Keshet did u try(I’m sure u did butt(!) anyway) : mine.icanhascheezburger.com/aspx?username=keshet.
>^;^<
yup an teh post wuz eetid bai wp az wus teh post uzin teh “pikchurs bai keshet” linkee. teh ownlee wun dat wurked wuz wen ai uzed teh linkee tu ay diffurunt syte.
Hmmmmm.
When all else fails ithinkso u haff to email the techs at cheezeland. I’ve gotten great results wiff them.
Best I can offer. And I did follow ur name to whatever band that is.
>^;^<
issa band frum Chicago. Maybee pj has herd uv dem. Teh leed singur wuz teh runnur up onna RockStar:INXS.
Nawt herd b 4 butt(!) lobs INXS and likez Lovehamerrz soundz a lot!
testing?
Ime nawt reddi; teh goggie ait mai hoamwurk !!
I hoap I wasn’t rood. Didn’t mean to b. I just couldn’t remember what band it was.
Thanks for the info. U may have to have ur name reset to link to ur profile since right now it goes to the other place.
>^;^<
noh wurrees! ai didunt fynd yu rood.
teh websyte is teh eezee tu remoov. ai juss gotsta gits teh cheezes tu fixify teh linkee tu may profyl sew ai cans postify wen ai had et en teh websyte lyne.
test test test test
whut? is yu gitting testy nao?
Pfffttt!
Ohai !! Ive bean tsetting cawmints logd owt ob WP nd wib difrint URLz in mai Website feeld !! Teh cheezes hab bean wurkin awn it !!
test once more
and another one
42 Mt mcKinley!!!
Ohai Nenne !!
Of three different formats of my homepage:
ht tp://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-PoussinBoi/
ht tp://cheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=PoussinBoi
ht tp://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/aspx?username=PoussinBoi
only the last one works to make my name blue (when logged out of WP).
The comments get “eaten” when I use any of the first two in the WEBSITE field. * Gap in http closed up of course *
(WP is fussy !!)
Testing for bloo also!