It wasn’t until Aunt Bertha had gone home that the Smiths learned where poor Sheldon had disappeared to.
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lookin fer coyns agin
Congrats, TTC!
Fankies annie – ! afinkso tyme adn spase be alined agin *crosses figners*
Nawt fur me! TTI hasn’t chaynjed 2 Suumur tiem yet! Teh lols aer awl an ower erlee naow!
We go 2 summur tiem awn teh 28th – till den mai dai iz awl in a stayt uv confuzzlolmint!
Iz part ub da plawt tu dribe us carzee. nawt secund dst stratz end ub April, den urly april, den end ub mrach, nd nawo middul ub march. wy dey nawt leve it alwon? ratzafratz! du nawt want.
Wen teh clokk chaynjis it puts me awl owt uv ordur fur lawnger eech yeer!
I hopez so!! Cormgranulashingz, TTC!!
Fankies cween! Wot didz it luk lyke in dere? Waz it lyke teh polldergeizt mubie?? Iz u slymed?
Mebbe affoard cheezburger!
Pore skwished kitteh!
Poor poor the Sheldon.
Him ar skwarsheded.
Ennywun fur a gaym of SQUASH?
howkum mai kittehz nebber do dis?
Dey haz da clawz tro fobeea? Ohai {{{{{bgc}}}}} nais tu se yu heer. nawt secund tiem…..
Duz yu noze ebreewunz? kin goze tu taebo teak fur da gud nomz nd prezziez, wutebbur yu hart dezirez.
Himz last view wuz teh incoming Spandex!
Poar Sheldon!!
*frum a distant galaxy a smawl *pop* iz hurd*
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So dis b wut deh uzzer side uv deh blak hole lukz like!
Kewl!!!
*clappitee clappitee clappitee*
yay foar owr cween!
Ai haz a hyooj jnormaus awe ov this. SOOOPER kewl!!
Can ai doo it too???
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Hmmm . . .Myne iz cleerlee frum a MOAR distant galacksee . . .
psst…u prolly need tu yooz teh *code* tag tu making dem awl match.
Pollee yoo ar shirley rite.
But – ai dont noe teh codes . . .
a very nice representation none teh less
*fawlz owt*
*lands awn awl foar feets*
*washez fayse, luuks innosint*
O yayz! U finded way tu get out uf teh blak hole!
*gets stuk tryin to get out uf blak hole* a widdle help pls???
*grabs Claregurl by teh paw & pullz bery hard*
*tumblols ober, bakwerdz, hazzing freed Claregurl*
*ofurs sweet icecream drinks tew newly freed citizens an resquers*
Oooh! Oooh! princess mu adn iysekreem, awl inna saym sentinss!
{{{angelplume!}}}}
{{{princessmu}}} *swoon*
mii cween, derez meni waiis 2 interpits ur commints.
u mite haz 2 mak exstraw spaze in the N.B. dis aftranon. ail’ b dere an weight 4 da odderz dat mai cee whaddit iz dat ai cee.
ohai pookee feet t.
weed beddor get da nomms starteded. it maii taek sum tyme, but aii finks derel b standin ruum onli.
Butt(!) Oh, nevermind….I am making cheezburgers rite now wiff sordid toppings…
hehehehehehe.
maib nobuddy els thougt da “pop” waz ant berthaz pants splittin an poor, traumitized sheldon lukked up 2 cee da blac whole desendin atta rapid pace…
da cween’s illustracon iz spot onz.
PAUP!
*williboi rigglolg an skweeegz owt ob blak whole*
ohai…ai foundid an kwartur!
Minimullizt ASCII win!
“Minimullizt ASCII win!” Wuz ment fur Cween, din’t connekt, sry!
wat dotts didn coneckt?
Ooooooo. . . dotz???
Iz she gawn yet?
Moar importintly, is she ebber cummin bakk?
*shivers* i hoap nawt…*scaree flashbacks* Kitteh be scarred fur life…
Mebbe we kin shuv hur into teh blak hoal?
I dun wanna find her to find owt if dat wuld wurk oar not
Aifink shez well awn hur way tu reeching kritikul mass awl on hur own.
Den she go BOOM?
Supurnobaz (adn tumaytur soops) go boom.
Collapsifying blakk hoal juss goez ker-plop (or ker-krunch?).
Mebbe ker-floop. Deyrz nawt alawtta reesurch intu dis, ykno.
In spaes, nobuddee can heer u skreem, soe Ai spoze nobuddee can heer a blakk hoel collolapsin.
But whut iffn it happins wen sheez awnna kowch?
i be squished!
ai can haz halp? puhleeeeez?
*grabs a paw, gibs a tug…*
*tugz hardur…*
Poar kitteh!
HALP! getmeouttzdisfing – naow. Aiz bein eaten alibe.
Deh cowtch wuz berry hungry and kud nawt resist deh nommy luking kitteh.
my aunt Betty was a- um-m-m- LARGE woman. Sweet, and funny, but (!) LARGE. One time she and my gramma, and my aunt Gerry piled in the car and drove from oakland to sanjose to see us- when they got to our house, they couldnt find the raisen bread they brought down, and my Gramma said “Betty ! Did you sit on it ?”and Aunt Betty said “Ma! if I’d a sat on it there’d be nothin left of it “! Just like dis poor widdle kitteh !
*giggles wildly*
s[arlus,p,!!!
LOL!! Ai just got a littlol egg sighted!!
OHAI sparkysmom!! Nice to see yoo! Hao yoo ar??
**Red comez in, barelee ablol to walk**
**weeklee** Halp.
**collapsis awn floor** KA-THUNK!
Didja hasta swim thru floodwaters to get hoam?
No, I nawt hadda swim.
It wuz werse den dat….
I saw a Mareen, in himz full dress blooz, standin in frunt of Wally Whirled!
I almoast meltid rite dere awn teh sied-walk.
I’m still week inna neez….
Why did yu nawt Yoink hyme?
I wuz too mutch in awe to think strate.
(Dat haz happind to me befoar, ware I’m too mutch in awe, wif my jaw awn teh floor, to even THINK of doin ennyfing.)
Yooshulee, it iz onlee AFTUR teh momint has passded dat I’m finkin….”Dang, DATS wut I shudda dun!”
**sits in cornur an sobs**
no sobby deer! at least u got to c a marine!
**wipes eies**
Troo, troo.
At leest I has my mamrees, an kin see him in my hed.
Marines arent eesy to yoink…
**teehee**
*snerk*
Dependz awn whu duz teh yoinking, aifinkso. Jus maek shur himz wife iz nawt also teh Mareen.
It’s wurf teh effort, aifinkso!!
Ooo, ai libs neer an airbase an ai see dem at werk alawt. Is naise
Dere iz a Nashunal Gard post in dis town, so I see teh guies in teh camofladj awl teh tiem.
My werk is nexst doar to a fyre-howse.
Dere be guies in poleese yoonifoarms at my werk.
Yah, Frankfort iz nawt a bad town to libbin in!
*handz rhsb sum taks formz adn teh tekillya sunny rize*
Dat shud get u bak to awlmoast normul.
Me? Normul?
BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!
well, normal for a cheezpeep!
we’re all madd heer
Adn prowd ob it!!
Whai U fink ai sed Awlmoast? Wii noez u can be normul enuf tu fule teh bawssman ennywai.
**imadjins WRr in teh Mareen yooniform**
SWOON
(late post, but!)
ohai rhsb. Ai hadded my Marine fur almost 39 years. Yes, eben nao ai stop, stare, adn swoon wheneber ai seez wun. Speshully inna da dress blues. woowzers!
Aunt Bertha has much to answer for in Cheezland!
Poor Sheldon tried tu deploy da pointy ends, butt (!) dey had no effekt awn Berthas padding.
Mary adn Frank dydnt reealyze dat a fwree LOLcat cayme wif teh purrrchase of a noo cowch from teh IKEA.
hey! dats not fair! ai has lotsa stuff from Ikea, and I neber got a free lolcat!
u can haz rayne chekk?
Ohai, I fownd yer keys!
Dere are mennee mennee fings to finding in teh cowch!
Awl soartz of crums (from sordid noms)
Bitz of pretzlols
Chipz, potatoe (wif fanks to Dan Quayle…@@)
Door eat toes
Eering backz
F…….
Fronch fryez
Garbonzoe beenz
Hayrballs
I…
Interesting fings
Junk
Krunchee fings dat somebodee drops
L…
Freetoe chips
Gummy barez
Hoover attachmints
I…
Lintmonsters
Masheed marshmallololows
Naybors (teh ones dat tri tu borrow stuff)
O…
oppinionated grandchildren…
possums (yuk!)
Quarters! yay
Residual cathairs…
T…
two pennies
unknown crumbs
vital dokyuments yoo been luking for for a munf
wadded-up kleenexes
x…
Cheeztech test comment. Plz Ignore
ai see nutting, ai SEE nutting!!
*ohai*
*turns bakk in bestest ignorifying poaz*
*washez fayse*
*kawshuslee walkz up tu test comment*
*sniff, sniff wif deh kitteh noze*
*tap, tap wif deh widdlol paw*
*sniff agin*
*tries to ignorify*
*walkz away*
*comez back to see whatz up*
*circles again*
*bakz away*
*stretchez neck waaaaaaay owt*
*snif, sniff*
*stepz closer*
*tap, tap*
*poke, poke*
*bat, bat, bat, bat*
CRASH!! BANG!! TINKLOL!!!
tinklol!
*runzawayfast*
*springs into da air* *runzawayfaster*
*runs up to Cheeztech*
*POWNCE*
OHAI!! Izzat yoo Sam???
Ohai Janet!!!
iz fingz ok in MeeSheeGun??
Fingz ar GRRRATE in MeeSheeGun!!
Ikea myssing partz
Jynglol bell kitteh toiys
Klips, payper
L………
Lint bunnehs
Milk rings
Nail filez
O…
Oooh Shiney!
Potpourri
Q
Queesh crust
Raizin (at leest I hope it iz)
Somfing covered in mold
T…
Q-tips
Rubber bandz
Skizors
T…
Dangz it! De bebbhe wuz crying an I gotz back to the commentz two late!
It’s ok, localoba; da more commintz da better!
Tickets to teh big game (hoomin gonna be soooooo mad…!)
Unidentificated used-to-be noms
Very old nip
w…
Wrinkloled old mazageens
Xtreemly ainshunt tishyoos
Yukky stuffz of unnown orygins….and….(ooh, dots!)
Zoo anymul crakkers, petryfyed!
Ta-da!!!
Clappity clappity clappity!!!!
Well done!
*…brings in more fresh noms and icee creems to sillybrate…*
An tah thenk sum peepul onlie find monies in der kowches.
lol its awsome makes think of some1 who is fat just sitting on the poor kitty kat making him/her mushed in the abis of the smiths couch with just moments to live!!!lol haha poor kitty kat!!
A funny picture with a derogatory comment. Doesn’t exactly leave one with a smile on the face.
This is right up there with Lester and the Chompsticks!
I love this pic!