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Salt an binigur plz!
*puts on napkin, sits down by the tablol and waits
impatiently** strolz parst, seez nenne stil waytign …*
Yu eetin yet ?? Heer, hab sum fill-lett ob ozzee shark nd a lite sallid !!
* Levez a siks-pak ob Cascade bier beehynd *
Nenne haz bin sene downfred, eetin mushy peece an mashin sweeds.
Ohai an congrats Anni. Wat a cyut floofy ginja kitteh! Heer we ar – sum fish-n-ships fur u wiv binigur. An a glars ov ail? Or sum sordid jooses purrhaps?
Thx, OM! Iz a bit erlee fur mai lunsh, but wat teh H***!
Ohai Anni – is always lunshtime SUMwehr!!!
Troo dat! Wat aer we waytin 4?!
Itz mai dinna tiem, sew u can joyn me!
Tehre enuff foar ebberywun, sew awl halp ursalf!
Dis recesshun haz hit floofy hard.
Ohai MM, yu wozn’t tehye wen ai posted!
Ohai Minimins! Sorree…this morning iz a liddle confuzided…my daughtr kitth begged me to makez her own accownt on ICHC cause she knowz how much fun I haz hear!
Himz blankit izza nyoos paypa! Paw kitteh.
Ohai Anni, yu awl alone heer?
Well, Ai wuz, so Ai went an did sumfin els!
and mushy peace!
gib peas a chance!
U can hab mai shaer uv musshee peez. Dey `mind me uv skool dinnurs wen we yoost 2 get prossessed peez dat maed a grene smeer awn teh plaet. PLEH!
Ai sekkund taht. Urk. *lukks arownd* Nawt liek sweetpeas tho! Ohai Mary!
Ai liek fresh oar frozed peez tho. Dey aer kwyte diffrunt!
ai agrees – fresh or frosed are the best – but, I never been traumatised by canned peace – so i likes dem too
*yoinks Annis mushed peace*
*comes in a bit frazzlod frum surfing the fud-payjis at the beebs*
dey be mashing swedes dear – diddunt no the beebs had sumfin against mah skandeenaveeun neighburrs!!!
ht tp://www.bbc.co.uk/go/homepage/d/int/food/top/8/-/food/recipes/database/swedemash_78187.shtml
U can aalmost smellit da fishy and biniger onna chippz. Kareful sumwun mite take a bite out of sweet floofy head!
pflth pfthlpf pflploof.
Get reelly furry teef!
U nyoo heer mollypuss? *extends floofy paw in greating, afta wipin solt awf*
I bin alurking an alubbin forevaar. An so faskinated by da clebber cheezpeeps an laffin an laffin and clutchin belly coz sumtimes all peeps get into a huge gollywobblol an itz funnee! I b in souf Africa, faaaar awai.
Oooops, fergotted floofy paw of frendies. Fankees!
Welcum! Glad u dissyded tu joyn in. It iz hilly…hullar…verry funnee offen.
Too ov us (PB an me) ar in Orstrailea an we ar offen heer at tihs tiem, wiv sumtiems uvver ozzees, teh yooropeein frens an a fyoo merrycan nite owlz, wen most US peeps ar sleapin.
If u pop daon tu teh beech, yew cud waiv acros teh see nd if mollypuss luks owt hur windo shi mite see yu waibin
!!
* nuffin tu sea butt(!) see inbitwene !! *
*runz daon tu beech*
*wunders if torch be a gud eyedia* (verry dark owt tehre)
*runz bakk tu haus*
*serchis fru drors tu fynd torch* (tips awl uvver ‘yoosful stuf’ awn flore)
*runz bakk tu beech*
“puffpuff” *liez daon awn sand foar rest*
*waivs torch in jenril dyrekshun ov souf Africa*
“Heloooo! Mollypuss!”
ohai Mollypuss!
*shakes floofeh paw wiffa vigurus*
Welcome to unlurkerdum in cheeseland!
*gets out the braai, the bobotees, the goats do roam red whyne and the castle beer*
Party!
8)
“Come as you are” party?
ooh – yesh! lets!
Ai is wearing a purplol top an black jeens an winturr boots over socks wif kittehs on…
*goes to the braai to turn the meets an snags*
Teh menz ar tehre awlreddi
Tihs is brillyant! Ai larft an larft. SAfrican mens mus be juss liek Ozzees!
Adn Kanuckitans! Lubs it!
Iffits a “com as u ar” party – ai am waring a brite grean t shert wiv a pikshur ov “Pigpen” (Peanuts) cuvvered in dust, an a msg “Conserve Water…I do”. Ai alsew hav bloo shawts an bear feetz.
Ai wil bring sorsij roles an lemmingaid.
Ime wairin slippaz, shauts, polo shurt nd brign raizin toste nd decaf cawfee * wel it iz lait at niet *
* Cuuks sum moar toste nd budders it nd hans a raond *
almos fergot *runz bakk frum beech*
*lukks at hyooj mess awl ova haus*
Hoo bin messin upmai drors???
erm – it was a lepreekorn…
8)
ohai adn gud mawrneng frum Sunnee Flolrida! Ai izz atz werkwerkwerk (ai oan teh playce, soe ai kan plae in Cheezeland wenebbur ai lyk!), soe mai “pahtay” at tyre izza byt subb dood – blak sylk pansoot, blak cami wif bayj flowurz awn itz, adn blak lizzurd bellyreena flatz … adn azz alwaes, mai aynjull broatsch taht sez (inz teeneetynee letturz) “Mai sunn izz inz teh You Ess Naybee”, witch ai wyl bih wareng ebbree dae foar teh neggst yeer untyl mai sunn getz bak frum obursees deep loy mintz.
Itz styl brekkyfust thyme heere – sorta – soe ai has brot fronschtoast wiff buddur adn sordid sir upz, adn frootz uv awl tipes foar tawpings. Adn bawtumles pawts uv kawfee adn tee, and sordid jooses.
ohai, mollypuss! izz nyse tu meetchu!
*ekstendseses flooffee paw uv frendschip tu mollypuss*
Ohai Italiana! U commin tu teh “come as you are” pardee?
ohai, OCM! Yupz, ai izz heer! – sea upfred – adn has sum fronschtoast wile yu izz tehre!
I haz a happi! Floofy frendy paws an braais an Castles an kitteh peeplols eberyware! Butt(!) farfar frm beeches inna middlol of City of Gold. Butt(!) ai runz to top of wun of new footy stadim stadime stadimium er footblol field bilding and waves an waves to all. Hai, Ohai!
Ohhai mollypuss!! Welkum tu Cheezland!!!
I hope u haz deh funz heer!
just klik mai name tu going tu deh Cheez Town Cryer fur awl deh nooz and halperz.
Mmmm…. fishunchipz….. nao ai has a hongree. *luks disdaynfully at salad*
Just reememberz teh slogan ai lib by: “Green iz mean” (i.e. veggetablez) Iz neber steered me rong
Ai awlwais lub teh salad butt(!) nao itz moslee wat ai hav tu eet an ai get a littlol board. Can onlee hav F&C in Cheezland. Witch iz bedder tahn nun!!
Ai bai teh batted fish, taik it hoam nd cut oar pele awf teh batta !!
Doan eet teh oyl taht wai nd mutsh helffier !!
Offen we bai teh crummed fish oar teh gorillad wun. Aifink itz teh ships wat ar teh big prollem tho.
Wi ar wot wi ete !! * Ime a chip awf teh awld blok
!! *
Tehn ai shuld be a lettis oar a cyoo kumba! Ai am teh rite shayp foar a lettis….
“Aah, mai littlol cabbage !!” * wuz taht pepe le peu ?? *
“mon petit chou” Yep. Pepe it waz.
Sumfin reeli wurf luukin at awn paij tehree tudai !!
Ohai PB! Hao u ar tunite?
Ime teh gud, thx !! * Woz cycelycololing in teh benign ebenign
*
Ai startid tu nibblol adn befour ai knu it, ide wurkt mai wai thru yaw dinna !
!!
* Very e-fish-ently tuu
An tehn ai fel as leap!
A post-dinner nap am awlwayz gud.
Sleepin wif teh fishies ???
Wif tem insied!
Ohai Caitycat! (Eberybody pleez to say hai to mai lubly daughter kitteh, Caity) Dont yu hab to get reddy fur skool? **Sigh…tinks about teh young kittehs theze dayz** Hab a great day!
Iffn she haz juss poastid a messij, it wull taek a littlol wile 2 sho. Teh cheezes chekk noobiez be4 dey sho awn teh fred.
♫ Lief is only a paper Dune… ♪
Dune? Sandwurms, nawt eerwurms!
kitteh kowntz feesch tu goe tu sleap … wun toona, tuu sammin, fwee schwimpszzzZZZzzz …