
Uhm you know that expensive perfume bottle on your dresser? Well the dog smells all “Beautiful” now.
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Uhm you know that expensive perfume bottle on your dresser? Well the dog smells all “Beautiful” now.
Picture by: fletchman Caption by: momofzoo via Our LOL Builder
bad doggie!
*wink wink* Must always blame teh doggie
Congrats agane Claregurl! An u got 2 commints in teh nawt sekund minnit!!!!
Thanks agane! I is surprised dat i even maded teh first nawt secund commint
*appears dancing arownd teh corner*
I doonut beleeve I noes u!
*duz a little happy jig of teh nawt secund furr Claregurl and offers hoofy of friendship*
Is this your nawt second nawt second?
This is mai secund nawt secund for today. *offers floofy paw of frendship*
Um… wuzn’t mai eye deer
so duz teh floor!
an teh dresser…
an teh ugli dress tat yu bought fur teh partee…
Come to fink of it, yer paws smell better than a litterbox, tu!
“Eau de Goggie” iz populer!
Ore iz dat “Oh, da goggie!”?
Kud u plz wash him? Ai duzzint wanna — an u noez he will nawt do it himself.
Ore jus put him in teh middul ov teh room az a poe-purr-eee.
ohai NS, dis is only a test…….. 42………….. mt. mckinely
still testing…….sigh……..i not wants moderations
oh is lukkin promising now
ooh – splortashus abatar, jamama!
mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
Wayle, I hadda get rood wif teh guy from Sprint.
Him callifyed me, wantin to do sumfin oar teh uthur (I nawt reely lissenin), wen my parenal yoonits nocked awn my door.
I finalee sed, “Iz dere a poynt to dis cawl, cuz I gots sumwun at my door.” Him ramblold awn an awn so I sed, “Wutevver ur offurin, I nawt innerested. Kthxbai.” an hanged up.
Grrr….
Hez jest dewin hiz pheh job, iz okay to say “Nawt innerested kthxba.” Ore let him tawk tew yer kitteh!
Ooopz ai ment “pleh job” not “pheh job.”
*Haz an emberresst!*
Ai tellz teh man frum sprintz when him cawls dat ai R a markutting consultant. Ai will onlee lissun tu himz tawk if himz will pai me teh elebentee hunnurd munnies.
That’s a gud one! I screen evbreefing. It’s too eeesee and life’s too short!
Gud eyedea, WRr!
Dis is gud eyedea, too…
Oh, dis iz nawt foar teh younger crowd….
@@@@@!!!11!!! hilareeous!
I always used to let telemarketers talk to my little sis when she was youngerish (like..8). She’d tell them aaallllll about her favorite cows and deh goggie and how she went out and feeded deh horses dis morning and it was muddie and deh water tank runned over and deh cows were out in deh cornfield and she had to go and call Gramma to talk to Dad to come and get deh bad ole cows…
Was kinda fun akshully.
Kafleen iz heer naow, U can haz hur gib him teh gud hoofing, aifinkso.
Tornado plays teh “lemme sii if I can bat dis intu teh goggie’s wadder dish” gaym. Hii has priddee gud aym.
Teh biggest daonsyd tu dis? Otter den teh goggie can nawt drink teh wadder? Teh hyoomins in teh haus seem tu fink dey shood bii abull tu leeb stuff awn dat kownter. Lyk sell fones, adn gaym boiz, adn mai ‘spensib flashlyt, …
applols
batt’reez
car keez…
donuts
Egspensib watchez
Fotoz
G….
goggie toys
his good pen
idiots keys
j….
jarz ob fanci talcumz powda
kittens da annoy da biggr catz
laundri (victoria’s undipantz ob korse)
m…..
gems stonz awl sparkli
hatz wiff feadders on em
indibually rapped candies
j……..
monies – da big billz onli
night lampz – da ezpensiv tiffani 1
opin bookz – u looses ur place start atta beginnin
p…………… pleeze helpz mii iz loopin miself in2 a knot……
Pensilz
Q-tips
Ristwachez
S…
silber braclet *sendz beemz 2 silver*
trinketz…
unopennned condrumz…… (Jus checkin iffin enybodi readdin dis)
v……..
*snerk*
*blushes*
*Hopes da pointy endz do nawt poke holes*
Ai haz a huuuuge confuzzlement. Teh LOL didnut postify at 3:00 pm Kalyifornia….butt (!) it sayz it did on the tiem stamp. Ohhh adn bi teh wai, hoomin, u mite haz a problum fynding ur wach, u no, teh xpensibe one u had leff on teh dressur negst to teh perfume. Teh goggie waz werring it.
Doan’t wurre `bowt teh tiem stamp – WP has fergottid 2 put its clokk 4werd!
WP has us awl confuzzled. Aktually, WP has us awl hiding. Teh spayce tyme continuum haz ben wackified, and nao we is scared.
Well, ai has a hoapful, kuz teh lols ar spozd tu arryb at twelb adn free, adn it luuks lyk dey finally tryin tu du dat, iffn dey cud juss figgur owt wen twelb adn free is. Dey hitted wun adn foar instedd, but tryd tu tell us wuz twelb and free by teh tymstamps, but we is tuu smart fur dat. Yeff, we iz, we knoz bettur. But at leest dey tryin.
I bet teh goggie breff iz az awefull az ebber, tho!
Mai goggies haz teh gud breff Caturdai.
Dem eeted mai speermintz dat ai pikked adn dried last fawl.
*Snerk!* Dem goggies! *Shaeks hed an gigglols*
Nawt taht teh kitteh breff is a bokay of rowzes, eevur…..
Doggie sed he’d fix it…
Doggie sed somefing abawt going awtside to role in goose poop…
eeeeeewww *holdz knose an runzawai* bedde get da hoze readi be4 da goggie runz bak an settels down on da nu karpet.
Cattralle #5.
Catvin Klein (for
MenGoggiez)Samantha?
Lub Poshun nummer Nieeeennnnn…
Frenz, Sarah jest lerndid a valyooablol lessin….
Poynty enz duz nawt mayk gud brakes awn tile floars!
**rollz ovur, laffin**
Juss wayt until U haz had teh chans tu wax nawt sekkund.
Nah, I dowt waz wud halp deze fings…
Wuud maek U haz a laff aifinkso
**gigglol** ai know, ai cant help laffing when they tri to start running and it takes a few sekkunds to get goin cuz of the tile!
Yah, it mayks em “skratch awf”!
My ex-huzbin’s car had trakshun contrlol.
I nawt finkso kittehs comez wif dat opshun.
Jest lyk lotsa carz nawt seem to come wif teh turn signlol opshun…
that poor doggie… eh who am i kidding that kitteh is a GEINEUS
Is that a packet of Rothmans cigarettes in the bottom right corner, how old is this picture?