Poor Planning:
Poor Planning: Tripping your hoomin to get the noms she’s carrying, but failing to realize she won’t be able to bring you noms for weeks afterward. Dammit.
makin mai own not goin so well
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: MallardVHS via Advanced Lol Builder
Thats not gud…
Congrats, Claregurl!
Fank Yu! I was surprized that the lol was posted awn teh hour dis tyme, because teh spayce tyme continuum has a bork
Fur us yoorupeuns, moast aer at yooshuel tiem! (We haz anuvver 2 weeks uv wintur tiem!)
Luckee yoorupeuns! Heer in teh Mishigun, we haz no moor snow (YAYZ!) but we haz rayn! Lotsa rayn!
But, ub course, it mayded teh clocks go bork.
An owrz will go bork in 2 weeks tiem!
Da wut ai heerd abowt meeshgun: wintur, wintur,wintur , wintur , oggust, wintur, wintur, wintur………
Nuh-uhh… dat’s Norfwest Washington.
Oh yesyesyes, u has teh right on dat wun! NW Washington:
grey, grey, grey, grey, grey, grey, almost grey, little less grey, sort of grey, grey, grey, grey — dat’s our yeer!
Well, sorta. Akshully iz wintur, wintur, wintur, July, fall, wintur, wintur.
*most summer comes to Norfwest WA aftur July 4, stays (sumtiems) fru Orgust, den a bery short fall, den wintur again*
*at least in Bancouber, WA*
TTI haz Spring, Summur, Ortum, Wintur …. awl in teh saem dai!
Kanukistan can has 2 seesuns: winter adn rode construkshun.
Hey 4.5, thats Ohio, too!
Hey! I thought that was a Chicago joke!
Silleh kitteh!
Wuz teh goggies fault, Kitteh iz innocent.
ob korse *nodz inna greemint*
oh noes. kitteh will be type cast now!
ai don think dat hard en fast
donut plaster da newz awl obber da tabloidz.
Nawt wanna b Paige free girrl rites naow aifinkso
Speshly nawt win wiiz plass turd.
kittehs knot nown four allwaize plannin a head.
(whatz wit lols bustin out all over, at any thyme?)
Aifink teh clokk chaynj haz rent teh fabrik uv teh yooniburse!
itz mustz b causeded bi dem experimintz inz gigantimuz particles accelleraters. awl dem itty bitz ob atomz r whizzin bi mi hed. *ducks 2 late boing, boing, boing…* runs aweigh* luk out da universe iz a outta kuntol pinball machine!
teh fabrik uv teh yooniburse b fr rent? woo nooo???
it’d maik a nise tent, mabee, or a cuvvering four a sofa.
what else kood we do wit it……
comfee cushions for napps?
zzzzzzzZZZZzzzzz…
Mebbe uh droppeecloff fur paintingz teh wawls?
Advertize events on it
Berobe nekkid statchoos wit it
Cuvver ugli cars wif it…
Dekorate da naychoors
Eggstra kozee blankee
Frow at alieeuns
G…
Giv it tu teh hoamless
Hang it between tawl bildingz
I can has pokkit yoonibers?
J…
Just use it as a tent?
K…
Jugglol awl teh peeces
Klime around awn it laik a junglejim
Let it laie there an hoep fur teh best??
M. . .
Maek it sparkly?
Neatly fold it?
Open it out into a big sunny sky on rainy days?
p…
Ohai{{{{{anni}}}}}} Ai dint noze abowt yuneeburs nd stuffz wen wuz nawt secund tiem ub dst but nu it wuz a bad fing, nd ai wuz ownlee 6 yeerz owld. wy dint ennywun els figyur dat owt yet ub da wunz hoo cud du sumfing abowt it?
Ebbry yeer we haz argyoomints – sum peepl want 2 hab us an ower ahed uv GMT awl teh tiem an sum want 2 stai awn GMT. Ai doan’t liek teh chaynj in – it upsets mai sistum fur weeks!
If u kan bringz da kanz ov gushiefud adn da kanopenur, hers tumbs still werkz
Ooopsie!
At leest teh hyoomin will be available fur mennee skritches & snorglols & hedbonks.
When I fell down went boom borked my anklol, Esme usedta like to lay on toppa my cast like this kitteh. She hadn’t been a particularly cuddly kitteh before, even though she was affectionate, but she stayed cuddly even after my cast was removified.
Ohai{{{{{{lcb}}}}}} Dat wunnurful Esme nu dat da purrz wud hlep heel yu. Wen aim sik mai grlz taikz da trunz taiking ker ub me.
Ohai, BFF! Yeah, Esme took teh vry gud care of me when I wasn’t teh feeling well. Her original companion cat, Tuffy, a boi, OTOH, would get mad at me if I was sick. He would pounce on me and bitebitebite but not play pounces or play bitebitebites. Real ones!
LCB – wud it be awl rite if ai took mai burfday song ober there fur Admiral Apparent??? Ai cud put it in plane Ingerlish. Oar dont they laik that kind ov thing??
An they’ve mooved to a noo LOL too!
If ai do it, where iz it best to put it??
It wud luk laik this ~
♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ 
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ 
♥ ♪ ♥ 
♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ 
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ 
♥ ♪ ♥
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
♪HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♫
♫HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪ DEAR ADMIRAL APPARENT ♫
♫HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOU!! ♫♫
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥
Ai cud doo a belayted wun fur Dragon Writer, too.
I do think she iz very nice.
They is both teh vry nice peeps. U can does ur song on whatever pic u think works best. Tell me and I’ll make sure they know to look for it.
(sorry to not answer earlier. I was in transit then doing laundries. *mumbles* Stoopy phlonquais and his hand-quote secret mission hand-quote)
Aww! You’re such a sweetie! Theng-kew. I think you’re very nice, too.
*squeezes and shmoozes and hugs galore*
Thank you, Janet! You’re very thoughtful and sweet and a lovely ambassador for all of cheezland.
*squeeze*
*nods*
Teh kittehz ar wunderful wif teh borked oar sik hewmins.
Mai Barney wuz laik taht wif mai Mom. Wehn she wuz sik, ebreetaim he wud go snuggle wif hur an no ware else.
An he stayed mostly there wif hur. Until she wuz alw bedder again.
It wuz sooo sweet.
Hehe, iz not gud at planning mah skimz mehselfs….
How do iz get arund herz?
Ohaiz, kittehz! Iz noobeh too icanhascheezburger, and iz tryin to make mai own lolz n shtuf, but iz lonely, and iz not gud!
Ohai Cricketz! Walkum 2 dis happi plaes. Plz 2 assept mai floofee paw in Walkum. Maekin lolz iz fun, but berry hard 2 get wun awn teh frunt payj! Dere aer mennee fowzand submittid, but ownlee 5 oar 6 get awn teh FP eech dai.
Ohai cricketz!
*extinds floofy pau ob frenship*
yu kin lurn lawts ob yooseflol stufs bowt cheezland et da cheeztown cryer dawt com site – iz cheeztowncryer. com wif noe spais
iffin yu wans tu maik frens klikee awn naims inn bloo an maik an fren rekwest…..
Ai nawt bestest wun to b teh Gide . . . but ai triys . . . Lemmee see . . . o yesh.
Klikkify awn teh “lol Bilderr” linkee. Itt haz finding at teh topptopp ov teh payg in the brown bar, yesh. Iz lottsa funnee an splortimous kittehs to choosing dere oar u can uploaded ur own.
Awn the kommints, teh mostliest rool is Play Nyce. An du NAWT yoose teh F-werd. Ebben if yu is. Nawt-sekkund, i means.
*Blusheefayce if Cricketz finks is THAT UDDR F-wurd*
*Esstenz floofy paw ov frenship 2 Cricketz*
Wellcuum 2 Cheezland!
Oh hai, Cricketz! *eggstends floofy orinj (nawt poysin!) paw uv frendship*
Just keepz reedin ‘n’ poes tin ‘n’ stuf, an yew will hav lotz uv cheezfrendz in noe tyme at awl!
Ohai Cricketz! Do nawt worriez, dis is a veree hapee place! Rite now, teh clocks be borked, but i is sure dey will be un-borked soon!
Oh, where b my mannerz? *extends floofy paw ub frendship* Welcum to teh Cheezland!
maiB … jsut maiB … itz wil B fibe minnitz ins tedd uv weekweekweekz … wif teh thyme beeyeng borkeded adn awl …
*goze bak inna kornur, unner teh blankee, hydifying frum teh cormfuzzlolmint*
*goez ober tu Italiana*
It be otayz, mai deer. Aifink dey is tryin tu get bakk awn a normul skejyool, seein as teh lol showed up at whut dey fink is teh 12-oklokk ower lyke itz suppoazd tu. But itz reely 1:35 heer inna Pasifik zoan, nawt 12:35 lyke teh tymestamp showz.
At leest deyr nawt kummin tuu atta tyme oar on reely weerd innervals.
So itz ownly a littlol cormfuzzlolmint, nawt a biggy cormfuzzlolmint.
{{{schmooz}}}
No no! It iz a hyoooj confoozlment.
Did yoo see waht happend last nite??? An this moarning??
Last nite, it wuz so bad we cud hardlee find teh LOLs! Furst they poasted TOO at teh same taim – an then they mooved tehm awl around, so nao nuthing tath we sed maeks ene sense.
An it happened again this moarning!
Last nite we awl got dizzy an had to lie down awn teh swooning couches an hav sum hawt choklit to get calm again.
I iz styll unner Gammacat’s beyd, butt (!) mebbe I shud set in teh korner wif u, cause now I’ze skerred. Dis is lyke a epysowd ob teh Twylite Zonne………ahhhgghgh Italiana adn I be unner dis bankee for naow aifinso.
*hums twylite zonne theme song* *gets skerred* *hides, while still humming twylite zonne theme song*
*puts on suit an goes blak an white* Yu is traveling thru anudder demension, a demension uf nawt onlee site an sound, but uf mind; A jurney into a wondrous land whose boundrees r dat of imagination. *oomph* Dat flyin door jus hit me! WATCH WERE U IS GOIN, FLYIN DOOR!
O Cwap, mai diaballical planz haz fayled mi!
Her still haz 1 gud foot…Wher iz my dinner?
Datz wheut teh guvlolermint sedd. U kaan hops on the udder. U is nawt teh disabloled. No pen shums 4 u!
Hop on ova to da canopener for gushifuds, hoomin!
heers teh burfday fairy, wayting for my noo WP akkownt an abatar an blooness to get approobed by teh moderators, to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to XxfallenangelxX an migirl22 an also to taht very speshul kitteh, Eva teh Diva!!! an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday cakes, orinj cakes wif dark choklit glaze, iskreem, frooty party punch, an toona!! also poynty shiny burfday hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif Eva teh Diva boblolhed dolls, Eva teh Diva plushies, windup raysing Eva teh Diva akshun figyurs, kandee, an fuzzy Eva teh Diva stikkers!! an also sum ob prysma-kitteh’s deluxe catnip meeses!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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happi birfdai to all peeps bein born todai, and snorgles to Eva teh Diva!
*dans dans twirl skip dans*
Toona?! *nom-nom*
Adn Eva teh Diva plusheez? Adn boblolhedd adn akshun raysing wunz?
Wows, dis is a gud day!
*winds up an Eva teh Diva akshun figur, raysez it tword a plushee*
*noms moar toona*
Happy birfday to all!
And again, today is teh birfday of Failpeep and Friend to All Cheezpeeps, Admiral Apparent.
Plz to stop by teh current Fail (movie toy — warning, donot watch teh video if u are a minor, miner or mynah.) to wish him happys. kthxthere’scaek
ooh, an happee burfday to Admiral Apparent, an wuznt tehr wun teh ovver day? Dragonwriter? happee burfday to hooever it waz, too!
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Oh yesh, yesh, yesh — DW had teh burfday last week-week-week wen ai wuz away. Ai forgotted until u just sed dat.
*runs off to wish DW a belated Happitayl Burfday*
*sigh*
Stoopy non-wrapping littlol text.
If u goez to FailBlog to post, plz to be using standard Ingerlish ravver den teh lolspeak. Moast ebbreewun dere iz niec pplz, but dey duz nawt liek teh lolspeak.
Thank you for the lovely birthday wishes, cheezfriends! I’m very touched.
*many, many squeezes*
ohai ai don no u, but ai’ll join da chorus ob cheezepeepz. HappyBirthday!
Happitayl Burfday to teh pplz ai duzzint know – an to Eva teh Diva!!!
Eva teh Diva plushie — moast definitlee DO WANT!!!
happytayl ausome birfday Eva teh Diva!!! Long tiem no pixors. Need Eva fixes. pweez?
*missed partee cuz wuz atstoopywerk*
*runs in an tayks peese uf fudjy cayk, an a goodie bag*
oo – luuk at awl teh kewl EvatehDiva stuffs!! FTW Burfday Fairy!! an Pk’s catnip meeces! *frows catnip meece to Tira, hoo LUBS teh wun we gotted frum PK* ai wish we kuld RILLEE hab EvatehDiva plushies an stuffs fur awl hur ICHC famblee!
iz amazing to see hur noaw, so big an helfy, an den go bakk an luuk at teh pics wen PK nawtsekund gotted hur, an hur wuz sew teenytiny an nawt eben hab hur eyes opin yet! ai noe we iz way behind on blog updaytes (IRL iz a big PITA) butt we will get sum on asap – pwomiss!!
Plz, plz plz!!! moar Eva pixorz!!! {{{uiniquekitty}}}
ohai mai cween!! ai did post wun on Facebook todai, that ai took 2 days ago, iz teh most recent pic ai hab uf Eva. butt ai noe we RILLEE need to updayte teh blog!
Ohai Cricketz *extends floofy paw of frenship from unner Italiana’s bankee* oooh aifinso dere is teh smeyll ob Prysma’s Kitteh’s deelux catnyp meeses ooh hab to goe see abowt dese, butt (!) reddy to go bakc unner bankie if I getz a skerred agin. bat,bat,bat,bat,bat, takethatucatnipmeese, oh noe unner teh fergierader agin. Oh well hoomin will git broomy ting or cote hang tingy adn give it bakc.
Happy Burfday awl!
I finkso I need to show dis pikshur to my kittehs, cuz dey been tryin to killify me wen I go down teh starez!
See what happinz when yu make a kitteh’s frend make a vidyyo playingz teh keyboardz (see preevyus vidyyo post)? Bad tingz…vewy bad tingz!
Baysikk Blakk Tukksee
Kitteh did nawtz feenks hurz plan
froo. Needz 2 re~feenkz!
Baysikk Blakk Tukksee
Kitteh oanlee smelldz trezzurrz
insyde Nom Nom Bawkz!!
Beeg Flatz Nom Nom Bawkz
amz T3h Besstest! Maykz Kitteh
akyz impullsivvlee
Baysikk Blakk Tukksee
Kitteh’z nawt sekkund impulss
wuz Getz Nom Nom Bawkz!!!
Baysikk Blakk Tukksee
Kitteh tripdz hurz Prittee Wun
andz Nom Nom Bawkz spilldtz!
Trezzurrz insyde Beeg
Flatz Nom Nom Bawkkz habz 2 beez
frowdz owt… Sadz Kitteh!!
Feeng awn Prittee Wun’z
leg mayz ekksellentz Napz Playss.
Dis amz nawtz so badz!!!
Jack.
**claps floofy paws**
Egg-sillint, Jack!
**wishis hur had nom nom bawks**
* pokes noez up ober teh tawp uf elebentee sandee bagz. *
Ohai red. Haow U iz tudai? Ai am awlmoast reddee fur teh fludz tu coming. Mai haws nawt in danjur, so ai halps teh nay borz tu build teh moatz.
Ohai, WRr!
I wuz nawt feline so grate 2day, so I leeved werk erlee.
Glad to heer ur howse nawt in danjur, an yoo iz teh gud naybur to halping uthurs.
Ai, too, am glad yur haus iz nawt in danjer – an yoo doo maek us CheezPeeps prowd bai being such a gud naybor.
An ai wish ai had mai kamera. That wuz reelee cyoot, yur littlol snaut poking up laik that ober teh tawp ov teh sandee bagz.
An rhsb – ai am sorree to heer yoo arnt feline well. Hoep yoo ar much bedder soon.
{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}
Fanks, Janet.
It hit me wifakwikness dis moarnin. Wun minnit I wuz fien, an teh nexst I wuz awl kweezy an my belleh wuz nawt happy.
Mebbe I iz lerjik to teh tiem chanj?
OH! Teh ironing. Teh ironing ov it awl…..
send in teh YNGs
kitteh makez it awl good nao!
:sigh: I lub yoos guize…
whats wrong LunaKitteh?
Frenz, I jest nocked SEVEN bottlol caps owt frum unner teh seedur chest!
Sarah wuz lyk, “DATS ware dey awl wentid!”
**gigglol** ai was dustifying yesterdai, and I found all sortsa toys unnder the sofa! at leest I dinna have to buy new ones!
Lol! Ai fownd a hol CASH of foyle balls when ai rearranjed teh libbing room a few monfs ago!
*wunders how meni mylk rings is unner da fridge*
*shrugs* tu heavy tu move, an I haf tu buy milk evvery week, so Lucy haz unending supply.
wun time I waz reskooying teh toys frum unner the chyna klosit… bawl, bawl, milk ring, fuzzee spaider, grey fuzzy fing, bawl… waits, I din’t buy a grey fuzzy fing – wuz a mummyficated vole wun uv teh kittehs batted unner dere. I had smelt a smelly, but aifotso it wuz a fishee inda garbij…
LOLZ!! Datz eggsactly wut mai goggie did 2 me dis winterz!!!