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ai’m reddy 4 mii close up mr. demille…
congraat-oolashinz noodl on teh firssst!!!11!
fanks a gazillion. *extendz da floofy pau* iz pleezed 2 meetz u.
tank oo. preazed 2 meat yoo aps well. i’z noo hear.
Oh hai, taay!!! Welkum tu Cheezland!!! Wii just b habbing deh funz heer.
*Takez taay bai deh paw and deh waukz tu deh Ty Boo Teek.
Heer, I finso u b needing a Welkumming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
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Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
*Handz taay a chokklit martoonee
*klinkee glasses
Cheez!!!!
mr demille? r u dere?
*mr demille brings hims fayse in cloas*
Ha-ha…GOTCHA!
mii diabolitic planz iz completeded. oh mr. demille? bedda fone mr d’s assistent. mr demille is gettin blud on da sofa…
Cut! CUT!!
I has bin cut adn slashifyed awl obber mai fayse! AAAHHHH
callz inda makeupz artistis. angleplume’ll b needin lotz ob foundation iffin he’s gonna standz on awl 4 paws agin.
*washez fayse*
Oh, ai is otay. Dat wuz juss mai mistur demille immitayshun.
Lyke dis…
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH *runs owtta teh ruum*
*Calls plastic sturgeon*
Holy carp! Can salmon call a speshalist?
*trouts owt a speshulist*
Maybee AntelPlume iz just fishing fur a compleemint??
*Pounderz just HAO close teh “t’ an teh “g’ ar awn teh standard kee bord*
Walleyed say der perched quite closely
Awl ai cud fynd awn such shoart notiss wuz a piano toona.
Oh boy! Teh piano’s in toona! Let’s whale on some toons! Cod be a gud tiem!
*haddockz*
He crash, go boom
ohai claregurl. ai’m noodel pleezed ta make ur acquantance *extendz da floofy paw ob frendsipz*
Ohai noodle! i is also pleezed ta make ur acqantance *offers floofy paw ob friendship*
**tiklols fuzzee belleh**
ai hasta go home an feed teh kittehs! TTFN
**leevs trai wif sordid noms and drinks**
Iz there sum hawt chonklit there???
AHA!!
*pounces*
*sip sip sip sip sip*
Just waht ai needed rite nao. . .
Must … kiss … kitteh … belleh!
u furst. anna iffin itz safe, da restz ob us will tak hour turns. linez formz 2 da rite ob nighthadye. *puttz on protectib mask* kareful, kareful .
*carefully schmoos teh kitteh belleh*
*emerges unscathed*
iz it safe now.. iz da coastz clear? ai’, goin in. *quwic kisses and runz aweigh* nextz inna line…
*Jumpz in line *
*Kisses kitteh belleh.*
I can’t stop!!!
*grabz snorglol snorklol*
I’m going in fur deh full on snorglol!!!!!
**sneeks in line behind cween and trys tos rubz teh kitteh belleh** * kitteh detekts unnown hoomin entitee…reechz owt wif pointy ends to attempt a jugular slash, like ninjah*
**mm bobz and weevez, and qwiklee reaffirmz nowledg “Neva wake a seepin’ kitteh**
Hay, no cutz! *Tigglols kitteh belleh* *Runsaway*
For all izworth, FOURTH!…er by now….SIXTH….ummm 7.5th?
So u can kownt. Is nawt wurf much. Negst tym try foar funneh.
Ai think sixth iz teh rite wun.
Butt – awnlee FOUR minnits off teh tawp – an verree odd taim! So – awl things considrrrd, nawt bad at awl!!
Psst! Janet! There are messages for you on the Poor Planning lol from AA and DW!
sigh aiwuz tierd…brane circustry doeznawt want….tewwurk. Musht go in fur reparez just liek hovercat.
Needs tu has mai huvverer fixifyed.
Oar at leest a monorayl providifyed.
That kitteh’s mum must’ve injestid Skwid full ov inkz.
Splatturfyd kitteh?
O wel ai mayd FIFTH…
Keep it up adn u woant mayk enny FRENZ.
*heeheehee just had tew try dis meme just diswonce…*
Nawt onlee no frenz, but i’ve heard rumors about a..a…*whispers* Kounterz Removal Agencee!
Dis is wat i has heard: Dey taek yu away at presisely 5:01 am, an lock yu up in a sekret place. I has herd dat teh place smells strongly ub doggie fud. Dey will leav u sittin dere fur hourz, until they finally cum in, an dey interrogate u, an torture u until u admitz ur Kounter Posts. If u do nawt admit…da last thing u seez…iz HappyCat’s smyle…
*shiverz* Dose ar sum pretty scarey rumorz….
Ohai, BGCMEOWRRRR.
Welkum to Cheezland. Dis beez a bery happitayl plaec, but we kindlee rekwests dat ebbreewun plays nieclee wif uvvers. We jenerelee tries to nawt cownt owr position in teh lien of gnu comments — insted, plz to try to come up wif a witty remark or at leest sumfin to do wif teh lol. If u iz nawt sekkund (we tries to avoid teh “f” word — no, nawt dat “f” word) oar in a tie fur nawt sekkund, u will be congratulated & invited to join in sillybrayshuns wif assorted noms & drinkees & sumtimes danses. If u haz mis-cownted, u duz nawt wind up hazzin to correctify urself or lookin uvverwize silleh.
Az long az u plays nieclee wif awl teh creechurs heer, u will be welkumed wif open paws/arms/wings/etc…
*sigh* thot I Wuz playin nice…been visitn over a yeer. So now that that meme is so utterly worn out I’ll feed it to the balrogs. *Snif*, did’t meen tew HURT anybodie! Thot it was stil part of the playin heer.
Akshuly I M GLAD Its ded….
iz okay, i knowd yor name an yoo wuz just being funny!! {{{BGCMEOWRRRR}}}
a troll camed in an stirrd up a big upset a fyoo weeks ago, an ifinkso evreewun is still a liddle spooked by it.
Sumbuddee iz gunna get snorgled…..pdq!
Anybody else notice tat teh tyming of dis lol waz veree weird?
*sigh*
Ai had a hoapful awn teh last lol, dat dey wuz bakk on skejyool but juss needed tu reelyze we is awn daylyte tyme nao.
But wiff dis wun showin up at 5:19 wiff tymestamps still an ower off, adn listed as poasted at 4:00 (is yoozhully fibe), my hoapful has dyed.
*revives AP’s hoapful*
*puts AP’s hoapful down fur a nap insted*
Fankeez, NS. *hoapful luuks hoapful as it driftz awf tu sleep…*
don tell enybodi: but ai, humbel littel noodel, resetz wp’s timecloc 2 noodel tyme. letz parti……
*putz on party hat*
*putz a Bobby Darin 45 on deh rekkerd player*
wut? wii iz in a tyme warp!!! itz awl I kud find!!
*porez chokklit martoonez awl arownd.*
Izzit dis wun, mai cween?
anudder gud song. dese oldiez r da guddies
I likez dis wun, tu.
♫♪
Splish splash i wuz takin a baf
Long abowt a Caturday nite
A rub-a-dub, jus relaxin in deh tub
Finkin ebbreefing wuz awl rite
Well, I stept owt uv deh tub,
Put mai feetzez on deh floor
I rapt a towl arown mi and i
Opuned deh door, adn ten I
Splish, splash… I jumpt bak in deh baf.
Well how wuz I tu noe dere wuz a partee goin on?
Dey wuz a-splishin adn a-splashin
Reelin wif deh feelin, Moovin and a groovin
Rokkin and a rollin, Yeah!
Bing bang, I saw deh hole gang
Danin on mai livin ruum rug, yeah!
Flip flop dey wuz doin deh bop
Awl deh teenz had deh dancin bug
But dere wuz LOLeepop wif a Peggy Sue
Gud golly, Miss Molly wuz-a even dehre tu!!
A-well-a splish-splash, I furgot abowt deh baf
I went and put mai dancin shooz on, yay…
I wuz a rollin and strollin, reelin wif deh feelin,
Moovin and a groovin, splishin and a-splashin, Yeah!
Yez, I wuz a-splishin adn a-splashin…
I wuz a-rolling and a-strollin
yeah, I wuz a-moovin and a-groovin
Wii wuz a reelin wif deh feelin
Wii wuz a-rollin and a-strollin
Movin wif deh groovin
Splish splash, Yeah!!
*clappity clappity clappity clappity* yahooo, da parti jus keepz gettin bedder an bedder. ai fink ai scene da cween hurself danse rite by inna towel.
I wuz a-moovin and a-groovin 8)
ohai cweenmj an angle plumz an nightyshade an claregurl –iffin da cween sais sew then : “letz do da tyme warp agin”… rocky hoorror showz on att elebendy oclock.
Izzit elebenty yet?
whatta fun parti…….
Heerz sum noodle myoozik for a noodle party awn noodle tyme…
*hed bobs upz an downz an upz an downz* *pause tappity tappity tappity*
uv dunnit agin. wher didzya find dis clip? iz da band namez noodle oar da songz?
Aifink teh band is noodle, teh sawng is Hush Bell.
Adn ai juss went tu teh toob ob U and surchd foar noodle.
Dis be whut ai fownd … sownded fun so ai brot it tu teh partay!
Iz com-fuzzled, teh tiem seams tu be offn in teh posts an Ai missededed dem agin.
Joyn teh klub, shado. We is awl cormfuzzled.
WP be playin gaymz wiffus, aifink.
*Puts string out with fuzzy ball on it* here AP if you can catch the fuzzy ball then the game is up.
Stwing?
*ignoarz teh fuzzy bawl, pownses awn teh stwing*
Stwing??? *comes owt of no where and attacks stwing*
*jumps strayt up intu teh ayr*
*lands faysing Claregurl, poyntee-ends at teh reddy*
*freaks owt, sending AngelPlume flying, an runs away*
du reepares inclood snorgglols?
Tummy pat supply currently low
Please pat, pat, pat tummy to recharge
*pat pat pats*
I fink kitteh iz doing hims daily Evening Beemz to Ceiling Cat…
*…dives in for a belly rub anyway…*
an you jest *know* if kitteh falls offa da kowch headferst, he still be landin on hims feets….somehow.
Kitteh luks hao ai feelz. I haz ai beeg hongry an tyred aftr tree rydes awn teh aeroplaynes tewdai. Didja no the Pressy Dent an teh nawt-Pressy Dent maeks the aeroplaynes nawt flii wen dey flii intew teh aero pawrt? Ai sawed Air Forse Wun an Tew in persun tewday! *haz an imprezzed*
Tehrumpuskitteh–i haza impressed for u! Thanks for sharing.
>^;^<
dis kitteh iza Lounge Lizard
i givz tiny reparative cuddles to hover cat.
*kitteh squeeshez*
there. iz all betterz. but i get to continue to cuddle hover cat nao. iz only way to be certainz. *super hugsez!*