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The Annoying Drunk
As Steve watched his cat
tell your drunk friends to go home
ai had to block da images some how
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An u waek up wiv a headake!
Congrats OM! Ai ‘spektid dis 2 cum up an ower ago! Wantid 2 get owt erlee!
Conga rats OcM an anni!
Thx BF.
Conga rats OM! Altho it mebbe a little latez fur brunch fur yu, I’ll set up teh boofay table wif peenut buddah pancakez and hunny buddah along wif tee and koffee…all cheezfrenz wellcome!
*Comes in all dusty frum da housekleening*
ooh – brunch! purrfekt!!
*takes a stack of pancaeks anna cuppa tee*
*slinks down into a sofa and puts mah feets up*
Fankies!
Ohai MM. Ai dint sea tihs befaw – sawree.
Thx verry much. *sips a cuppa tee* (ai had mai dinna an its layt, sew teh uvvers can hav mai pancaeks)
teez fur two an twoz fur tee
Thx, Anni. Yooshally me taht fergits itz Sunneedai.
Ai fort it wud be an ower erlee bicoz uv teh Dailite Sabin startin obernite. We chaynj ower clokks at 2am in TTI (but nawt fur anuvver 2 weeks)
Ahh yes. Ai thot taht was tonite tehy chaynjd. Praps teh cheezes fergawt tu chaynj there klok?!
ai wuz heer at 5 am, but tis troo, we sprung ahed tewnite
us too – iz jus gittin organmized. hope ebberwun is on time fore da cat show dis mornin.
goin for brekkie soon, but no luberlee brunch liek you guyz are habbin.
hav a good day ebberwun!
Ohai dharma. Ar u having a kitteh in teh show ursalf?
was a soop awn sum lol sumware, haz lost all track, teh werld iz crazier than me fur a chanj!
Ai prifurr 2 rimembur iffn Ai had a gud tiem
Yor memry bi betta tahn mien tehn …
!!
Praps Ai doan’t hab az mutch `lektrik soop!
Prolly bettur nawt tew ask ware teh tew uv u GOT teh traffik kones tho!
“Wy tehy jus fawloed me hoem!”
Sine of a bad partee: tehre’z traffik in yer kitshen yuuv nebber met !!
Hmmm. *thinks of many possible responses* Nope – can onlee say hmmm.
oh whut teh hay, ill say it! ” oar traffik in yur bed yoo neber met”
Ohai MM. Naw, ai wuz nebber gonna sai taht!!
>snerk<
ob corse nawt! it wuz up to mii to say!
Ufny luukin pardy hatz !! Hay, didnut tehy yuust tu corl tehm witsh’z hatz
Stil doo wear ai am. We hav a clekshun ov tehm….mumblegrumble…yung men….skilarkin…
yoo wake up on yur kitchin floor wif a cone on!
Conehed kitteh wil naow consoom mass kwantities uv kibble
Iz nawt nyce dai heer in noo hamster, iz cowld an a drenchpour uv rayne an ai haz tew goe owt tew teh lawndrymat, pleh.
Ai leevs dis fyne bit uv Sundai mornin bloos, seems lyke a gud mach, the grate Buddy Guy dewin Feels Like Rain. *hedbonks tew awl*
*peeks in wif chonklit caek frum yersturday*
Here – taed deese to teh law an sundree matt!
*fills a flask of cawfee* – U mite knead dis too!
*puts the rest of da caek an cawfee onda boofay tablol*
Pleese tu halp urselbs an enjoy!
*goes back to stoopy howsewurk dat wont do itself…*
Ooooo, fank u nennepus! Teh lawndreemat bee mush bedder wif caik an cawfee, aifinkso!
*Grabz sum cawfee an trots off owt* Bai!
Ohai Nennepus! Thx muchlee. U bee sew kynd – maykin teh noms fer uvvers wen u hav teh cleenin tu doo. Com an joyn uss foar a fyoo minnits.
shud haz addid, yesh, taht is teh awsum Bonnie Raitt awn slide an bakking vokals
Ta ta ebreewun!
Ai lubs Bonnie Raittses music. *sigh*
Me three.
Toes kittehs…allwayz lookin for detenshun.
Lemmee drag dis in frum deh last lol.. *drag, drag, drag*
Ooooph! it b gitting hevy!
Anowncingment!!
Mumrikz frendz doggee Silver gotted inna fite wif a WOLF adn he b surviving, but deh vet billz am berry big. U kin reeding deh whole story on deh Cheez Town Cryer.
h ttp://cheeztowncryer.com/ mind deh gap!
oar just klik on mai bloo name.
Ennywun wanting tu donating to halping wif deh vet bill can clikking on deh button LolCatBurglar maded on deh Cryer. It b over on deh rite hand sidebar adn it b a liddlol pixor uv Silver. u duzn’t needing deh PayPal Accownt, it will taking dhe credit cardz.
And a BIG THANK YOO tu awl hoo haz alreddy contributifyinged.
Am u reddy fur dis??
*preparez fainting cowch fur enneywun hoo needingz it.*
LCB sez wii haz collectifyinged over $635 awlreddy!!!
Thank u fur ur attenshunz.
I now returnifying u tu ur regular LOLificayshunz.
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
out of 5 cheezburgers, you get a million from meh
GREAT JOB!!!
Dey sez dunt drink tuna juice an drive so i kone ma parkspace.
Wut deh hek iz dis lol dewing heer????? it b 6:43pm cheeztime adn it popz up heer at deh top uv deh list agin???? TYME WARP, wii haz it!!!
And now it haz movinged agin!!!
I think i’m dizzy!!
thank you my cween! Furst, was no next! then, the next was the last! and naow the won before last is next…how can I ever aplologize to DamianaGMD ifn she cannawt find the lol I apolologized awn!
ai am gettin out uv heer before ai go crazy …on teh last, or somewhere, I was sayin mebbe I should only reed and nawt post, and…and…how can I follow my own advice win ai doan know where I am ennymoar?
Iz scarin me, ai am SO outa here!
Sumwun’s bin tew Walmart!
W T F Seriously, this is like one of the most twisted things I’ve ever seen on the internet. I’m having a hard time comprehending the insanity on this page.
cats make people stupid it seems