
Hmph! Took you long enuf to answer the bell!
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Hmph! Took you long enuf to answer the bell!
Picture by: lawhite Caption by: spookymom via Our LOL Builder
Nao bring me noms!!
Oh, Yes, Ma’m!! rite away, Ma’am!!!
*bringz in hyoooge tray full uv nomz.*
Wii haz deh brekkfast nomz — pankakez wif sir up, scramblolled eggz and baykin.
Wii haz deh lunch time nomz — chikky noodlol soup wif peanut budder and jelly sammichez.
Wii haz deh dinner nomz — roast beest, wif mashed taterz, gravy, green been catseroll wif slivered almondz, and strawberry rhubarb pie fur dezert.
Thx, cweenmj! IRL is two layt foar noms butt(!) ai am sew oberwelmd bai teh eggstrabagens taht ai wil hav tu chews sumfing frum ur tray (witch muss be verry hyooj). *taeks a pancaek wiv sir up* nomnnomnom.
*speyes roobarb pi wat ai misst befawr* Ofanks. nomnnomnoom.
I ackshually eet much bettah that det in my reel life.
Ai wud Sir Tin Leigh laik to chew sumthing frum this tray!
Ai think ai’ll START wif teh stromberree-rhubarb PI. Wich iz praps mai awl tiam favrit!
Thankz, cweenmj. Verree thottee in deed.
An thankz, OxcatMom, fur demanding taht they bee browt!
Jitterbugging jeerafs to you OM!
*snags a fyoo pankakes and runs of to sing with mah choir*
TTFN – and sleep tite OM!
Thx Nenne. Enjoi teh singin! ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
Ware’s mai snakk?
We havva ty Anni. Howz ur dai bin? Mayn iz almos dun.
Ai haz nawt dun ennifing much – went fur a wawk dis mornin – It’s gettin 2 be a bit warmer (10C!) an teh Spring flours are biginnin 2 sho – bowt a munf layt!
ai want sum joose! Anna bendy straw!
The magik wurd? O awl rite..
Naow!!
Haows dat fer a magik wurd!
magik wurd also be “SHAZAM”. O stop crying servent, ai did nawt slap yu, i jus hi pawed yur face.
Serventz tehse daiz ar sew preshus!
Adn be sendin in teh boi fur mai massagge.
Conga-ratz, OzcatMum adn annipuss!!
Thx, Shatzeesmom!
Thx Shatzeesmom. Massaj bee a gud eyedia!
Ai’m thinkin ai’d liek a few things whyle ai’m heer, liek….
Applol stroodl
Banananana smoovie
Crawsants wif butter
Daynish, sordid
E…..
Egg in menny wais
Fronch bread wif jams an jellies
Gingurr kaek
Hot cross bunnies
I…
Ies creem
Jammi dodgas
Kit kats
Lemming curd tarta
M…
Oops, sorri, nesting FAIL
I screem
Jellee, fur the crawsants
Koshur bakun, which maeks it turkee?
L…..
Eggies ober eeezy
Fronsch towst
Graypes of sordid cullers
High pyles of whippeee creeme
I…
Mingnawn, adn lots uf it!
Natural cheezes
Ohmletz wif stuffinit
Petty fourz
Q…..
Quince jellies on hole weet toste
Razzelburry sconze
Sirrupy waffuls
T
Toona sammiches!
Upsied daon puddink
Vennysin wiv read whine
Wortamellin
X…
Tayter totz
Undulashuns uv jellow
Venesun
W….
Xaktlee ebereeting Ai wants
Yu shud jess doit
Znap tu it!
{{{Judson}}} nyce too see u!!
I haz a new leese on lyfe my bf BF, they are gonna remove the bad stuff necks weak and I oughta be good fer a wyle afta that.
Xsellent egs
Yummy jelleebeenz
Zookini slies.
Yay!
See u giez tunarro. Almos punkin tiem heer. Nitey nite!
Nighty nite sleep tight don’t let the bed bugs bite.
If they do, hit them with a shoe
Until they are black and blue
An plump up ma kushins.
Ohai AO! Teh rayn dryed up, butt(!) a fyoo clowds stil heer an tumarro itz onlee goin tu be 26C!! Ai wil jus abowt need mai jakit!
Ohai OzcatMum, onlee 26C – dats wot aithinks da perfeck summa temperatchewer is.
*ring ring* Nao bring meh a shrubbery! And sum noms. Kthxbai.
Wood yu liek wun shrubberee hi er dat teh otter? Maekin a path?
Wares teh otter? In a bath? *lukks rown foar otters*
One that looks nice.
And not too expensive
Ni!
We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
We are now the Knights who say… ”Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z’nourrwringmm”
Unfforchewnaitlee wee are orl owt of herrings.
*Lurch voyce*
You rang?
Yu iz nawt a gud catslave.
An heer ai am awn mai sikk bed…*coff coff*
Deery deery mee OzcatMum you iz zounding verri pawli. Heer is sum lickerish coff mickshta fur you.
*pours out a spoonful of sticky black liquid and looks stern*
Yuo cannt be goin awt to play wif a coff liek dat. You willol get de doze of new moanyer.
*likks spun, drips stikky mikkschur awn eberyfing* Thx Anemoneone. Ai is awn mai wai tu bed nao. Wiv ur coff mikkschur ai wil be fyn.
Lemmee drag dis in furm deh last lol.. *drag, drag, drag*
Ooooph! it b gitting hevy!
Anowncingment!!
Mumrikz frendz doggee Silver gotted inna fite wif a WOLF adn he b surviving, but deh vet billz am berry big. U kin reeding deh whole story on deh Cheez Town Cryer.
h ttp://cheeztowncryer.com/ mind deh gap! oar just klik on mai bloo name.
Ennywun wanting tu donating to halping wif deh vet bill can clikking on deh button LolCatBurglar maded on deh Cryer. It b over on deh rite hand sidebar adn it b a liddlol pixor uv Silver. u duzn’t needing deh PayPal Accownt, it will taking dhe credit cardz.
And a BIG THANK YOO tu awl hoo haz alreddy contributifyinged.
Am u reddy fur dis??
*preparez fainting cowch fur enneywun hoo needingz it.*
LCB sez wii haz collectifyinged over $635 awlreddy!!!
Thank u fur ur attenshunz.
I now returnifying u tu ur regular LOLificayshunz.
Dat is wunndermuss. Cheezfrens bee fine peeps.
Mumrik haz sendinged mii pixorz uv Silver’z big owie and dey b on deh Cryer. Just klik mai bloo name tu seeing dem!
OHAI an ai must be going!!
Off ro see teh pick choors ov Silver.
*klik*
*majikallee fliez throo teh innertoobs*
ai tink tis be Blanche DuBois kitteh.
am u shur it nowt b deh adorable smudgie kitteh?
ai haz always dependeded on teh kindness of kittehs….
STELLLLLAAAAAA!!!
an noh, mai pointee end is nawt stukk.
ai’m juss strechin
Yaaa rriiiiggghhhttt. Yous is caught so guud.
LOL!!!
Oh hai Kafleen . How are you. {{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}}
Remember I here at your beckon call ota!
noh, um, ai… *sigh*
fyne, syns yu is heer, yu can unstick et fur mi.
Hewmins amz sillee
2 putz Bell atz t3h endz ubz
prittee, dangleengz feeng!
Kittehz lubz 2 playz
wiff enneefeeng wutz dangillz!
Hewminz awtz 2 knoez!!
Danglee feengz amz
a challinjj datz no Kitteh
canz ebburr reezistz!!!
Jack.
“nao bringz me nomz!”
if that was a real bell, that would be 1 spoiled cat
“Spoiled cat” = redundunt, ifinkso!
oooh! liek thepretty color icon!
Evul Kitty,
i work as hard as i can
No fast enuff for little Kitteh!!!
Ai noez anzwer tu teh belz.