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PB!! U haz ty’d ursef!!!
Wud u like tu b untyed?
oar shudn’t I ask?
Don’t ask, don’t tell??
Truss yew MJ !!
Kwap! i b awaiting moderation fur
R*pe-a-d*pe! wif ‘o’ insted uv deh asteriskz.
Tehy prolly cudnut unnerstan it iver
!!
i knot a bad peep! 8)
Lezt jus kepe taht thott ‘twine us !!
Lettuce bee uv wun a-cord.
KNOT!! Too layte. Ai awlreddee noe!
Sumwun lett it slip !! It wuz bound tu happin !
??
* arnt yu tied yet
No, indeed yoo ar KNOT!!
Yoo meen – yoo ar being moder ated fur saying ~
ROWP~ah~DOHP ??????
Maybe tehy are just stringing yoo along!
*fawls auf chayre laffing*
I finking it b deh D werd.
Teh moderayshen nedez modarytign, aifinkso !!
!!
Du yu tihnk Ben reads teh LOLs ?? Shirley tehy kno bi nao
Itz deh software filter dat throwz deh commentz wif kwestyunablol werdz tu deh moderatorz. wunz a hyoomin seez it, it will git posted. iz no big deel…. iz just kinda odd dat de d werd b on deh nawty list.
Az ai sai, tehy hab steept it up !! Ai hav wotshed modjeratid cawmints fur 3.5 howerz nd tehn dey dizapeerd !
!! Maibi tahy had prollems wib spammerz … !!
Almowst no linkeez get poastid nao cuz tehy doan appeer fur aigis, if a tall
Itz just plane silleh!!
Ai think we shud ask tehm to re- view teh lizst. It spoylz awl the fun if perfektlee nermal werds tath we uze ebree day shud be nawt allowed.
Oasr post teh liszt!!
*grumblol*
Ai kan reviewing Liszt? *walking awf humming “Hungry Rap-sody nummer nawt third*
A standign oration
Jazz Pawz!!!
Ohai MJ !! Wi gawt TWU nyu LOLz at wuns
I din’t notissing deh uzzer wun!!
*runz tu luk*
Ai wuz wundering waht happened. Ai wuz heer – a went away fur a fyoo minnits – an awl hello borked loose!
Hmmm…GMTA…across two LOLS!
Hehe…this was my comment on the tiger LOL!
Oh yeah…and S-P-L-O-R-T!!
Oh nose! Hold on, Pooty Tat !
Here comes the CCC, with sirens blaring and lights FlAsHiNg
*Sweeps up all the splorted braynes
*Rinses in room temperature skim mlik
*Gently, yet very thoroughly pax braynes bake into braynium cavity
*Places head bonez back into place
*Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape wiv pictures of littlol dux
*Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
*Leads PootyTat to the splort recovery lounge
*Here’s a lovely beer in a long glass. Enjoy!
*DO NOT look at teh kitteh until you feel stronger. K?
OH thnxsoverymuchlee!!
And now….da crashendoh!
KRASH!!
BANG!!
KLUNK!!
TINKLOL!
tinklol!
tinklol.
D’oh.
Ummmm. . .cweenmj???
Ai tinklol that wuz a DEcrashendoh!
Oh! Applols applols!!!!! Encore!!!
*Steps gingerly aroundz teh crashed-end-ohs*
Diz playce is messeh!
Ohai, kitkay!
Love this pretty kitty too!
Kyute alert,kyute alert!!! Wootwootwoot!!!
>^;^<
The kwoir noze dat all the werds in Italyum in teh muzik meen “watch teh director”!
LOL
well, datz wut owr director tells us, aneeway.
C’mon Leon, take us on home
Teh hillz am alyve wif teh sounz ob kittehs!
wiff m’yows dey haff m’yowed 4 elebndy yeers…
Bebbeh Cawndukkturr
Kitteh waybbz himz awrz andz maykz
Grayt Beeg Sowwndz happenz!
Bebbeh Cawndukkturr
Kitteh knoez dat himz canz cawzz
hewjj, jynoarmuss ‘Sploart!’z!!
Bebbeh Cawndukkturr
Kitteh habz prittee, tufftedz
pawz 4 Mewzikk Stikk!!!
Jack.
Onlee jack can uze the wurd “jynormuss” in a pome! Such an artistree!
He iz indeed Yoo Neek!! An we lubs himz to deth!
If I had dat k8itteh, ai wud snorgul hims belleh.
Caws, you knows, iz jus hangin out der.
Waitin.
For teh snorgul.
*handz Dave a snorklol*
go git him!!
Pinkeh toe pads!
*SPLORT*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up KKC’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed KKC to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez, K? (KC)
Tank u fur teh rescuu!
HALP!!
I b dizzy trying tu finding deh top lol!!!
deh lolz b playing mewziklol chairz!!
*sitz in a corner wundring wut b gonna happen neggst*
Haz chainjed lawts sins teh meowsik stawpt !! Wil wi go rownd in a luup wun dai ?? Relatippity speekin ?? Izzit coz itz eine stein’z burfdai ??
That, at leest iz a reelee gud Essplanashun!
Ai awlmoast had a dizzee when ai came bak. MOAST Sir Real!
Teh rattie dans iz stil tehre awn the “Yes mi laidy iz craizee” LOL
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But
nao it sez 12 PM az teh taim. LOL!!
Much ov waht wuz sed wont make ene sense, becuz we awlso dragged things bak an forth.
ifn teh lols iz this crazy, how can I be nawt?
*pees inna flannik*
am awf tew dish up sum zoop, and see if IT eets ME!
Oh sunnyhuckle – teh soop wuz REELEE gud!
{{{{{{{{sunnyhuckle}}}}}}}}}}
Mii tu!
I snucked bak to ICHC and findz awl teh LOLs rearr…rair….rerea….mix tup!
Haz tihs ebber happtened befoar?
*hazza puzzled*
Lawts ob tiems !! Iz liek a partee trik butt(!) prolly nawt ment tu bi !!
mebbe they left deh internz in charge fur deh weeekend.
Hai! Ai’m gald yoo snuked bak.
Sunnyhuckle wuz having a reelee bad day an sed she wuz sorree.
Butt – waht IZ going awn?? Kat, ov teh CheezCustomerService, just told me last week taht they NEBBER taek teh LOLs away wunc they are up.
An *sniff* ai Rattie Dans. Goan?? We rehearsed fur weeks fur taht wun!!
It wuz such a lubblee dans…. if u memberz which lol it wuz on, it prolly iz still there…. wherever there iz……
*takez a Dramamine*
Maybe we shud just awl laii down fur a bit – wif wet kool clothz awn ar four heds.
*drags in AWL ov teh swooning couches*
*fetches sawft pillos an lite blankees*
*brings awlso a big pot ov hawt choklit*
OK – letz awl just relax nao an hav sum regrooping taim!
*ko lapsez on a fainting cowtch*
Now this iz a grate idea!! I so glad u thot uv it!!!
*snugglolz intu a blankee an sipz deh chokklit*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
*awlso ko lapsez ~ on teh nay boring fayting cowtch*
*sip sip sip sip sip*
Thiz iz reelee gud choklit, izn’t it??
Hey PB! Yoo want sum chonklit too?? Shugar free!!
An enewun else – pleez com an relax an let us trai to calm arselvs
*luks at teh Si Ling*
:SHOCK: Iz that a kitteh luking down at us???
Iz dat See Ling Cat I see??
* fawlz off faynting cowtch laffing*
*layz on floor gigloling*
Ai thot ai sawed a See Ling Cat!!
*snurts sum choklit*
Himz waring himz Fur Vest frum Last. *nodz*
*giglolz*
*giggloz too*
An do yoo want to noe sumthing ai just herd frum gibbocat?? Remembrr teh way Mr. Last tawked? He reelee WUZ speeking Mandarin!
Hu nu??
*fawls auf cowch laffin*
Whoopziedooodle! Must bee sumthing in teh choklit!
*Klimes bak up awn teh cowtch.
*fastens seet belt arownd Janet.*
Luuk at deh bottum uv deh fred. LCB am going tu telling uz sumfing. I hopez.
Cheez!!! Ai goes tu be habbin a littlol noms adn sumwun stirred teh LOLs! Iz dere a scooch moar rum on teh cowch? *putz paw tu foarhed in dramatik fashun* Ah feelz a littlol swoonee…..
Plentee ov room. We ar awl dizzy.
Heer – haz sum choklit, too. VERREE calming, ai think.
An deelishus! Maybee even nootrishus?? But hoo cares!
Fankees, JCH4K. Teh choklit iz call ming..veeerrrrryyyyy callll….hey! Whutz in teh choklit?
*sits up..fawls auf teh cowch*
*klimes back on teh cowch adn putzon teh seet belt*
Moar choklit, plsthx.
Ur lukky u weren’t heer wen it happened!!! I wuz on deh Top lol adn awl uv a sudden it wuz deh 4th oar 5th LOL. Adn den it moved agin!!
*handz Shatzeesmom a Dramamine*
Cheezez!! Twice????
Thankeez, yur Majestikness. Ai finkso ai need it!
*induljez in lite chit chat*
Duz ene wun heer think tath maybe See Ling Cat belongs to teh Call Ming dynastee???
Yu cud be rite, wuzznt that teh wun so faymouse fur teh vazzes? Kitteh lerv their vazzes!
*bats at neerist pryceless vahz*
*putz aut paw to steddee teh pryceless Ming vahz*
*snuglllolz down awn teh cowch again*
Ai think ai haz a reel sleepee nao –
Nite awl. . . . .zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ov corse, they HAVE dun it! Twice that ai noe ov.
The cyoot “Jebus kitteh” wun – an teh Ohai Larious “Downloading Cat” wun.
Ai wuz there. Ai saw it happen wif mai own aiez!
I luvs u thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much!
(Puts on CHRGwdoi and HGGs in a hurry)
cannawt even find teh clickee fur sayin halp, as in, halp, pleez make it stop!
am owtaheer!
kfanxbai
Nite sunnyhuckle!!
Hi Janet! Nite sunnyhuckle! Prolly ebberybudy is gawn to bed now…
Too bad i haz insom….ensom….cannawt sleep syndrom
OMCC! teh littul pinkee toez an teh littul pinkee noze an teh grate, big, innysunt kittin eyez! an all dat softee floof!! WAY 2 much kyoot—!
**passez owt**
*SLidez a faynting cowtch under angelynx just in time.*
O hai, cween. I has a updated total on teh Halp Silver Fund. U wanna hear whut it is?
Yes plz plz plz plz!!!!!
tel mii!!! tell miii now?? plz plz plz plz plz!!!
didja see deh vid jo?? huh? didja?? huh?? huh? huh?
Duz wii haz a munnee fur Silver?? tu munneez??? how mennee munneez??? plz plz plz!!! how mennee???
I b on mai faynting cowtch!!! I promis not tu fawl down and hurting mice elf.
Ok, ok. Keep ur crown on.
*clears throat importantly*
Teh total is… oh, dang. I left teh piece of paper wif teh total on it in teh
ladies roomoffice. brb*runs out*
*hold music plays*
*runs back in*
*clears throat exponentially*
Teh total is…
$750
*runs back out*
Oh!! REELEE wow! Did ai just need LCB heer fur it to happen???
Finallee – ai can see mai HAT!!!!! Mai beyootiful green hat! Oh, hao ai luv mai hat!
I can C Y—it is Ossim!
W00t!1!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!elebenty+1!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!
Dat b so awsum!!!! I b prowd uv deh Cheezpeepz!!!!!
*pounces awn teh Cween an purrz, flutterin hur wingz*
OHai, Taya!! *hedbonkz* Long tymez, no see!! U b lukkin spiffy az ever!!
hy Taya, I sence yoo my greeting, 2, if yoo beez still up!
I b glad u didn’t clear ur throat expectorantly.
Phlegm at elebenty.
save it fur ur coffin.
Hare Bawl at twelvety?
I finso i goez tu bed now. iz late. see uze guize tumorrow.
{{{{{{Cheezpeepz}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Nitey-nitey!
*wakez up, gets cool towl frum basket, joins uvvers in teh dizzyness room*
Fankee, Yr Hainess =)
an yay for munnies raized to halp brave goggie!
Den drum go BOOM! And song iz ova. That waz teh big finish.
Brava!!! Encore!!! Woot, woot, woot!!! *an teh krowd goze wyld*
Do! Re! Mi! Fa! So! La! Tiii!…SPLORT!
*Saunters by – wif de CC-backpack casually over wun shoulder*
Oops – you’ve been splortid a whyle!!!
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Noofa in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
Ohai Nennepus! Nyce splort-rekubbery!! Hab a gud day in teh kowld Norf!
Fankyoo AC – and I hope you have gud day amongst the bebbeh camelols (that you promised to fotawgraf for us!!!) and wut remains of da green dessert!!
fenks nennepus! aiz feelin muuuch betta neow
cuddint rezist deez kyoot paws.
good day wif lotsa chokklit and snuggles fur yoo!
Iz soooo KUTE!!!!
I can haz kitteh as director insted of teh egomaniac I haz now?
Whut? U think kittehs is not teh egomaniacs?
*slow, sad hedshake*
but kitteh is soooo kyoot that you dont care!
*looks at gammacat*
Hmm. U might has a point there.
*looks at kitteh*
SPLORT
oops! sorry LCB
*runs to get teh CCC*
weee-oooo! weee-ooo!
heer comes the CCC!
*scoopity teh braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plop braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype*
*snips breefing and seeing holes in taype*
*leed LCB to recubery lownge*
now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
snuggle unner this blankee and dinna lookit beautimaus kitteh until yew feel better
*weakweakweakly* kthxblargh
**adds swooning couch and YNGs wif fans**
rest now! ai has to run to a pleh meetink!
OK, so do these posters exist and can one get one somehow? I’m a kitteh lovin’ choir director!
Jeane, u new here? *extends floofy paw of friendship*
No I think u’d have to make ur own motivational poster urself. It would be a good wun tho, aithinxso.
>^;^<