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U needs tu be feerd, nawt jeerd!
Congrachewlayshuns annipus, hao wuld yew laik to cellybrait your nawt sekund?
Thx AO! Ai aer goin 2 sillybrayt bai nommin a cheez’n'baykun burger!
*eerz purk up*
Did sumwun say baykun? Adn cheez?
Adn BURGERS????
AND bakon!!!
Wun of de zerow callorie cellabraytoree kind dat done dribble catchup dawn yur chinn?
Juss in cayse, heers de kitching paperroll, takes a looong bit an tukk it inna top of your djumpa.
Ai is putted yeuw varimous piklols and sorces for de burgas, onna countertop topp. Please maek sure you reeplayces de lid wen you is finnisht. Plsthx.
venomous picklols???
Thay hab a bitt ob a bite!
nawt oranj?
oranj picklols??
Pickled lilly? or doant ennywun owtside TTI noe wot dat is.
I no! I no! It’sa regional (Ifink) refrense to relish!
I juss saw a hamberger show and they put p-nut budder and fried egg on it! Gasp!
Pleh!
Aidoanfinkso, mebbe. De pickled lilly we gots here is yalleryorinjy mustard picklol wiv big bitz of wegetablols in. Butt(!) ai agrees dat itz pleh! Althow sum peeps likes it beri much.
But ai tell you woss bery bery good. Bakin sammidge wiv de pnut budder on one side of de bred and TTI browne sorse on de ovver, ai doan noe wot the nonTTi ekwivallint of browne sorse is but is de browne and spicy vershin of katsup.
*licks lips and has a hungry*
teh onlee oranj picklols ai has seed beefour is teh pickloled karrots wich is yusyoolee pickloled wif teh halapenyos. ai wuld bi wurreed iffen ai seed ay picklol picklol dat wuz oranj.
Ai noze wut it iz. pleh. Yu duzent has tu lib in TTI tu noze ebreefing( but it mite hlep.)
Cheezes Twice, Izza Tigur! Get in teh car, go to annipuss’s haus and sillybrate!
*ponders*
what kinda danzes you s’pose da tigger wantz to dew?
A…
Dat woood be de bounci kind, aifinkso,
*digs deep into brainyum accessingaccessingaccessing music*
Allemande
Bourree
Courante
D…
Dee Aii Ess See Oh!!!
Ennerjettik
Frisky
G…
Groovy Gavotte
Hippity Hoppity
Interestin [aykayay Dad Dancin]
Jumping Jive
K …
Kurdish dans
Limbo
Macarena!
Nutbush
O…..
Ober (Polish)
Pogo
Quadrille,
Reel uv Ireland ur Scotland
S….
Sur Roger de Coverley
Salty Dog
Tango
Ultimate Polka (I maeds dat one up, teehee!)
Veils, dans ob teh sebben
Waltz
Xavier Cugat, dans to teh myoosik ob…
Yellow Dog Blues
Zingarella!
GRRRATE LISZT!!! VERREE Mewsiklol!
Ai finkso iz a sawng “tigur rag”
Yis, aim rite but ai furgetz hawo tu put it heer.
cangrabshoelaces, anni! 10:51? yoo iz teh thyme traveller naow?
an…an…and! Happy Pi Day! mebbe off tew teh pi shop, sted uv teh ty booteek?
Dat wuz sheer lukk! Ai juss logged awn an dere wuz teh noo lol! (teh tiem wuz 6.51pm heer)
Iz muvverin Sumdai heer in TTI – haz gotted comfuzzled wiv Muvver’s Dai, but iz an awld tradishun fur teh Sumdai mid-Lent.
Adn it luuks lyk teh cheezes hasnt updayted teh cheezklok yet.
Shud nao be bowt 1:50, nawt 12:50.
Ai wuz eggspektin teh lolz 2 be an ower erlee (we doan’t go 2 “Summer” tiem fur anuvver 2 weeks)
Jazz Pawz!!!
Emmmmm. . . Ohai???
Howdy Janet!!
Bigcats pownce not prance!
Dey wallop, nawt waltz!
Dey bunnehkik, nawt bunnehhop!
Dey terrorize, nawt tango!
Dey ROAR, nawt reel!
Dey pummelol, nawt pas de deux!
Dey rip apart, nawt river dans!
Dey battur, nawt ballay!
But ai lykez teh ballay! See? *dans-dans-twurl-dans-RUN!*
Ballay dansers ar reelee beeg an strawng – an can jump reelee reelee hai!
No its nawt sissieetuff.
>^;^<
Yous nawt too be sseeing dat Billoly Elloliot no moar!
If u wanna be a dancer dance!
Look at his little butt!
Hay! U luukin at mai butt?
no, he sed ‘little’ butt!
*runzawayfast*
*snerk*
look at dat sweet liddle perky tayle!
an, those big floofy paws!
*puts awn protektib gogglols an fifteez baving cap*
Dat kitteh tigre butt is bery cyute!!
Ai doan care if you hass a playce in de koruss of Catz or not.
♪gotta danz
Gene Kelly ref!!! I lubz Gene Kelly!!!!
♪ Broadway rhythm’z got mii, evrybuddy dans.
♪ Broadway rhythm’z got mii, evrybuddy dans.
Becuz ai said so, dat’s why!!!
But if ur frunds don dance ‘n iffn de don dance den thur no frunds o mihn
Dtas teh sayf way to go.
Ai see wut u did tehr…
eerwurm!
Sunnyhuckle, we cn dantz if we wantz to
We cn leaf uour frends behind
Bcause if yuor frends doant dantz and if dey doan dantz
Dn deys no frends ob mine.
Eben if deys doin de Safety Dantz
“The Safety Dance” by Men Without Hats!!
ref FTW!!
Fur awl those, hoo, laik mee, did not NOE this sawng!!
That wuz hard to find.
An AAAAARGH!!
We can danz! Ai luvs dat song!
Walk lyke an ejyptian tiger!
ai wunts tu sing an dans, ai wunts tu sing an dans
ai wunt tu bi ay pyrat en teh Pyrats uv Penzance
ware mi silvur-bukkled slippurrs an mi tite shinee pants
ai wunt tu sing an dans
♪
U wants tu be a pyrat? Hmm, ai has a ideya…
oh nohs! nawt agin!
*runs awai an hydes*
Werse still, he wonted to be a lion danser!
*snert*
OHAI Ambercat! Ai nawt seen u in forebber! How you is?
Ai’m gud; stoopy reel lyf keeps gettin in teh wai ob havvin funs – taht sed, mai reel lyf is pritty fun cos Ai pai owt awn my byk, fer a livvin!
Tomorrow Ai is doin two skool assemblees awn teh Gang sho sketch “Ai sor a gost larst nyt” an Einstein’s fairy ob jenrul relativitivitivity, lyk yu do!
oooOOOooo. Dat sownz bery clebber. Ai has teh RLS gettin in teh way at teh momint too. Butt – ai has had a phun weekend playin – nawt awn mai bike (u wud has heard teh syruns an teh skreems) -but awn mai frend’s horsies. Wuz grate phun.
Ai gawt slobbered awn a bit too, but mai frend has no manners.
Butt(!), seein as yu is heer, tihs seems a gud plaice to hang a merynder:
Teh Furred (anna haf) Lunnon Innernashnul Cheezmeet will be taekin plaice in Lunnon (egg zaky ven yu to be confurmd), in teh furst weeekweeeekweeeek ob July (egg zaky daet still to be decyded). An tehn awlso in teh Cotswolds (nawt shor just wehre yet) awn teh 31nd ob July. Awl wellcom, bring eggancress sammigjes an lashings an lashings on jinjah beer!
Oooh ai did nut kno dat. Ai’s awn mai lolidays until teh furred ob July, but ai shud be heer after dat!!! *starts makin sammidges*
Woohoo! Has yu syned up fur teh Rayse fur Lyf yet? Ai’m tinkin ob doin 10km (wolkin tho, NAWT runnin) at teh wun neer me
nawt yet – ai has a lawt of fings goin awn in teh summer so ai has to wate until awl dose dates is cormfirmed befor ai sign up. 10k is bery brave. *hands Ambercat teh blister plarsters*
Lemme knon wen yu can an Ai’ll putt it awn teh Town Cryer, lyk larst yeer
HALP!!!! did i offend? can’t sign in!! failure to connect to server? what did I do wrong?? waaaahhhhhh…… sniffle…
I cud nawt poast bloo fur a weekweekweek or so, just disappeares. Had tew leave teh “website” line in teh ‘commint’ box empty or gawt eeted! Have pashyunse, or contakt teh Halper Peeps, they iz moast Halpingful! schmooz!
but, sounds like maybe a innertoob prob? sumtymes my kittehs knocks teh wires loose frum teh modum ur sumpin, ai jiggles awl teh wires, an, SHAZAAM!
Majesstikk Daddeh
Kitteh 4getz datz himz woodz
danss, danss, danss wenz himz
Majesstikk Daddeh
wuz nawtz luukeengz. Mebbee himz
coodz showz himz sunn haow!!
Liddill Majesstikk
Bebbeh Kitteh knoez danseengz
maykz himz hawrd 2 catch!!!
Jack.
majestik daddeh forgets wut wuz like to be liddle majestik bebbeh kitteh!
Hez got sum Jazz Hands!
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Happeh Burfdai Claregurl !!
* Ai fort ai knu taht naim; yu bin cawmintign laitly
* PB duz a litlol burdai dans, dans dans, trip !! Ai ment tu du taht
Thank yu PB!
Ifinkso Liddol Tigah is posing as a tough guy to show him scaree pointy enns! He im sayin, “I wil git you!” An Big Tigah is sayin, “I don finkso Shorty! Lukit dese toofs!”
“Go awai. Daddeh wantz tew sleep!”
Awl Jyunyor wanteded wuz a hugz {{{{tiggety tigity}}}}
…an, teh wunnerful fing abowt tigger…
is, tigger’s a wunnerful fing!
Hims hed is made uv rubber…
an, hiz tayle iz made uv springs!
jimnast tiger? olympik competititor?
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy (wifowt my blooness
) to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Moon-cat, KateTheGreat, FluffyTailedKittehsAuntie, an Claregurl an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! becawz today iz also pi day (3/14) i haz bringd PI’z!! all kinds cheery, applol, choklit creem, lemming merenge, peach, banananananacreeam, cocomut creem, blooberry, rayzin, iskreem, punkin, peech, yoo name it, i’z bringd it! wif wippy creem an iskreem for topping!! along wif hot choklit, cawffee, an frooty party punch, an fansee shiny party hats an teh tradishunal sunnyday game ob trol-hed crokay! teh ballz are paynted to looking like troll heds, an wen yoo wakk them wif teh crokay mallets tehy make funny troll-y noyzes!! an goodie bags filled bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bwnse, wind-up dansing bebbeh tigers, kandee, an sparkly junglol aminlol stikkers!! an also a speshul treet, a luvly nooz story abowt a nayborhood taht helpingd a pore kitteh:
h t t p: // w w w.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/arizonaliving/articles/2010/03/14/20100314bertthecat0314.html
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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sinse i not haz a blooness right now (hopeso dis iz only temproary):
if yoo wants to make shur yoo iz on teh Offishul But Far Frum Compleet Burfday List, plz to frend me at:
cheezburger.com/pictures-by-burfdayfairy/ (not needs teh h t t p part)
or emeow me at:
burfdayfairy @ gmail dot com
Iz PI dai ?? Yum !! * OOoo !! Bananannananananna crim py
!!
Thx Burfdai Fairy
!!
Haz pi all day long on PI Day!
Egg pie fur brekfust
Chikken pot pie fur lunch
shepherds pie fur dinner
and lemming, chocolit, and apple pie fur deserts!
awl wif eyes creem! yum
I lubs pi day 3.14 x elebenty much
fankees, burfday fairy!
*halps self to sum choklolity creem pi!*
ai iz makin fronch unyun soop in honor uv pi day, iz because we finished off teh peech pi ai cooked last, so iz tyme to cook again, aifinkso! (convololuted cukking!)
Am at teh “turn heet to low and cubber, no need tew stir, an let teh unyums wilt” stage, so hazza minnit!
*puts awn a shiny party-hat and contemplates which troll-hed she wants tew be wakkin, mebbee ten AWN TEH COUCH hoo keeps advising awn teh soop?*
*wanders back to teh kitchen, singing very very softsoftsoftly*
I DID IT MYMYMYMY WAAAAAAYYYYY!
Yu cannawt furget Albert Einstein! Hiz burfday is today too! Thank yu fur bringin all teh Piez! *noms pie*
Tew kwote teh DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince:
Parents just doan unnerstandz!
“Got en 1 liddlol fite; ebreebudee got skairt
so I livin wiff my anttee and unlol in Belair.”
Hay, Tiggy kan bee a sawng an danse man wif dis gui!
h ttp://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=3290970880
*snerk* tr0ll iz grublin cuz ai walked awf during teh “stir frekwently” part, snerk snerk
…so ai did it agin..
Gud fur yu, ai du teh saim thing! *snerk*
Comment.
comment-allez vouz? we iz speaking teh fronch, in honor uv teh soop?
De fronch soop? Did u stir it enuff? ooiih!
Ware’z teh noo lol? Aifink chaynjin teh clokks haz upsettid teh tiemkeapin awn dis site!
It started gettin gooffee be 4 da time change yasyterd day.
Ur prolly rite. I waz lukin fur new lol fur a while. I wuld say dat, sinse teh timez has changed, teh new lol will be an hour late today.
Dey shud hab been an ower erlee fur me, coz we doan’t altur awr clokks fur anuvver 2 weeks.
Iffn it duzn’t tern up sune, Ai’ll gib up an go 2 bed!
He can dance if he wants to….he can leave his friends behind..CAUSE if his friends don’t dance and if the don’t dance then their no friends of mind!
AN NAOW! ai presents, in honore uv : Moon-cat, KateTheGreat, FluffyTailedKittehsAuntie, an Claregurl !! (an, uv corse, sunny’s belated burfday) MINE OWN! stolen frum mine tr0ll, taken frun a recipe in teh Oregonian, in April uv teh ’95!
Lez Fronch Unyun zoop! Pics iz uploading naow, as I speek, so yoo doan finkso ai faked it, will be postified awn my profile later!
*sunny proceeds to set out a tablol, cuvvered in fronch lace…produces teh bowls, teh spoons, an teh majiklol pot, which nebber gets tew hot or cold, and nebber overcooks, and nebber runs out,,,uv le zoop! An, a plate uv teh cheezy breds tew be topping it wiff, so teh wunnermus zoop can soak into teh breds, an teh cheezes into teh zoops, and…yum!
pleez tew be halping yurself, iz tew bad is teh sunnyday afternoon, an nawt too minny heer, BUT! meens moar fur us! pleez tew be nomming…comment-allez vouz?
Oooh, I lubs the Fronsch Unyum Soop…
*serves self bowl of soop, tops wif the bred-n-cheez and letz it meltify*
dip, sip, slurp, nom… yummmmmm
fankees, kittyRoo, sigh, iz naow 2 lols later, an ai never even gawt teh next won…glad yoo like it. Sunny out.
*JAZZ PAWS!!!*
DADDEH!!! Ai wantz an up pweeze? Ai cantz see way down heer.
but in de end he makesem proud when up der on de big broad wai
Billy Elliot, the tiger edition?
He wantz cheezburger?