
MOTHER-IN-LAW VISITS Same throughout the animal kingdom
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MOTHER-IN-LAW VISITS Same throughout the animal kingdom
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Taek mai MIL….Plz!
Meddlin MILs !! Yu lede teh wai agen, Anni
!!
Thx,PB. U wuzn’t far bihynd!
.. adn wi bofe a lawng wai ahed ob teh pak
!!
Congaz Anni an PB!
Ai am jus awf tu a dinna wiv prorns (big king wuns) an salid being teh mayn fowkiss – annyooal fing in summa. Wuld u liek me tu bring sum bakk layder? Oar ai culd send tehm bai ESP-mayo! Tehre wil be sordid whines an cheezis two.
Did ai sai we had sum RAIN???!!! Yesyesyes. *Dansdansdanses tu sillybrayt*
Nawt stil rayning butt(!) ai du nawt cair reelee. I got wet!!!
Ai haz salid fur lunch ebbri dai uv teh yeer ‘coz Ai lub it!
We hadd rayn yestiday, but 2dai teh sun iz tryin 2 shyne an it iz nawt kwite az cawld, fank CC!
We nawt had rayn foar moar tahn 100 daaiz sew ai dussn cair if itz cold oar not. *dansdansdanses agen*
Singen n dans dans dansen in teh rayne ♫ ♪
*
* Yu nawt goen tu teh MIL’z playc ar u ??
Noe. Teh nawt-sekkund MIL waz/izza…. nawt nies purrsin. An teh sekkund MIL passt awai 2 yeers agoe. She waaza teh awsum wun. Verry old tho. FIL stil kikkin at 95!!!
Taht’z a gud aig
!!
*yoinks* big prorns an runsawaiwifakwikness
nomnomnomnomnom
* Chaises arfta MM nd yoinks wun ob teh prornz bak !! *
* Runs under teh cowtch !! *
nawt leev tah shel unda tehre – peeyew layder if u du.
Ai prawn-nis !!
eerie! I found a prawn tail on teh floor ob a clawsit at werk last nite! it had bin tehr for kwit sum time!
*runs unner cowtch*
heer, iz share!
gibs pb prorns
Thx MM
!! Heer, hab harf mai coek !!
oooo fankees, pb
slurp slurp slurp
woomin frum h…l !!
Wat iz teh aminlol awn teh leff? Duzn’t lukk liek a kitteh 2 me. Teh tayle iz
nekkid!
Ainoe ainoe – sumwun tole me teh uvver dai awn heer. Itz a OPOSSUM. Frum teh US.
GMTA !! Yu owe mi a coek
!!
Okay. Heer ya goe PB. *pores coek into larj cold glars wiv ies an a stror*
Thx OCM !! * slurp slurp burp
*
coarwreckt! yu boff wins teh pryz!
oh an ufnny enuff, tehy is marsoupeeyuls an wi offen juss cawls dem possums leik yur possums.
Ai can see wye dey aer yoozd az anti-splort treetmint!
Tihs is a nozzie ring tailed possum. Himz iz smawl n kyuut !!
ht tp://www.belmont16footers-photoclub.com.au/profile-kdavey-files/ring-tailed-possum.jpg
Much cyuuta tahn teh hissy wun. Verry shie yooshally tu.
taht correct! an is a small wun! i’ve seen tehm in a fren’s yard an tehy ugleeeeeeeeeeee!
Ai tinhk itz a merrican opossum !! Nawt happi tuu !!
Snap!
May have the rabies.
Ai muss lub u an leeb u, Bai!
Bai Anni
!!
Bai Anni two.
Now taht tehre iz funee… my hart kitteh luked like tihs kitteh… an him be naymed Possum… ttoo ttoo funnee.
Possum’z a nafektshinet nik-naim in OZ !! Prolly nawt in Nyu Zeeland wair tehy Ozzie brush-tayld possum iz a ilegal pest in teh millyunz !!
In ower kindy (4 yr olds) we hav 4 clarsis – Wombats, Possums, Wallabies an Koalas. Cyuut, hay?
Betta tahn Crokadillz, Shucks, Jollyfish n Sneeks !!
Tahts teh Older kids – wat ai teech! (Nawt reelee)
Gotta goe nao. Tu eet awl teh prorns an salid. Bai!
Bai !! Saim tiem tumarro !!
ai lubbed taht Dame Edna said that!
tipikull kitteh, no bakk down when fud is inbolbed!
luks laik hillbillee nik nak shelf – bowl ub waddur, two brikks, ugly possum, car wax, oak leef, bowl ub kibble, kitteh.
Iz prolly fud faw wyldlief nd nawt fur kitteh ??
sum peeps feed teh kittehs owtside, thus luring pests with free snaks, pests like raccoons, possums, skwirrls, rats, et settera.
wot critter eets brix?
*Thinx: tehre is so my tee straynj amminuls in teh Stayts!*
Mai be sumting liek a wombaat. Him iz preedy solid.
Ohai wolfkit, if u stil tehre.
Ai bin owt foar tea. Eeting prorns. Did u heer it rayned hear? Not much butt(!) itz teh thot taht cownts!
Yu steel mai fud, I fartz in yur jinral direktion
*snerk*
kitteh finks hims is skunk
Kitteh luks lyke hii finks teh possum is gonna nom him! Poowur, skeered kitteh!
Naw, kitteh has hims bak tu teh possum and hims aies closed. If kitteh really skeered, hims wulda jumped awf. Luks like Possum and kitteh are usta eech ovver, possum, just sayin “Dunt steel mai noms!”
Ohai! Iz Caturday, cheezfrenz! Ai hab set up teh boofay tayble: am serbing crepes, strawberyz and whipd creem, also tee and koffee.
ooh – fankies Mellymom!!
*tayks a craype, fills it wif strombrees and creem, rolls it together an daintlee snarfs all of it in wun go*
*burp*
*adds another playte to the boofay tablol*
Its chonklit ship skoans wif orinje (bnp) mars car poney
ht tp://www.bbc.co.uk/go/homepage/d/int/food/top/3/-/food/recipes/database/chocolatechipsconesw_86261.shtml
Oooh. Ai hadda clows in counter wif a possum wunce and he maid eggsactly that faice. Ai was walkin frum mai garage to da howse, it was a narrow walkwai wiv trees beside. When ai got close to da backdor teh motion sensor light came ona nd DER wasa possum, right at faice height ina little tree nawt 2 feet from me! We bof froze. Hims hissed. After a little while, possum figgered owt ai wuz nawt gonna nom him and hims went dawn teh tree and waddlewaddlewaddleed awf. *whew*
Kitteh needz sum asprin…NAO!
Oh WOW! Opossums are all obber teh place in West Virginia. We feeded our animahls outsied and we got’s lotsofem on our porch.
OPOSSUMS eated the neighbors chicks and eggs so we kinda…
Well, letz us jus say dat WV peeps have big shotguns. KABOOM!!!
No more OPOSSUM eating teh chics and teh eggs.
2 bad though. OPOSSUMS are kinda kyoot and dey play ded and dey hiss and dey waddle. Nebber KABOOM’d a OPOSSUM dat wuz nawt on teh porch first.
DISCLAIMER:
18Wheels and a kitteh no longer lives in WV nor does he shoot kyoot Opossums as he lives in an apartment(flat) in town. Shooting Opossums in the hall outside his door would draw unwanted attention. Of course, an Opossum would draw unwanted attention as well but nawt the kind that goes KABOOM. That is all…
*has to go lie down after reading all that*
Um, mebbee dis stoopid kweschun, bud izzint pichur taykur wurreed ‘bowt possum hafin’ raybeez an’ bytin’ da kittee?? I’z'd be skared tu def!!!
Naw, rabies nawt that common. Ai suppozed that de pictor takor maibe a wildlaif rehabiloltator type purrrson. Dat wuld eggsplain whyz da kitteh and possum toleratin eachobber so close.
ai nohs iffen et wus mai kitteh hims wuld hav had hims raybees shot sew ai wuld bi moar wurreed abowt woondage an iffen ai gottid bit.
Ai don meen 2 sownd rasist, but dis is wut happenz win u mari a possum
aifinks dat wuld bee “speciesist”.:lol:
What’s really funny here is the hidden, and probably unintentioned, analogy: Mother-in-laws have a bark with no bite, and opossums hiss and bare their teeth but will never hurt you.
~Another lesson in life, from:~
LittleBit
Enough with the tired old mother-in-law jokes! They are anti-woman
No drapez in dah howse fer dah mudder en lawh 2 compain abowt! Sew seh compained abowt dat!
This is the funniest one I have seen yet! Way too funny!