
Trafic jams i makz dem
ai iz trainin for next summer blockbuster
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Trafic jams i makz dem
ai iz trainin for next summer blockbuster
Picture by: Abaksigan Caption by: dunno source via Our LOL Builder
Gud Eye deer kitteh
Gib pedist..pedust.. fut peepl a chanse!
Luuks lyke jus u an meh fer teh moment anni! Congarats to us!
Thx BF – sayin dat we aer alown awlwais maeks sumwun els tern up!
Iz jus lyke magik!
OHai bf!!! I borrowing dis ohai spot frum u…. ok?
Anowncingment!!
Mumrikz frendz doggee Silver gotted inna fite wif a WOLF adn he b surviving, but deh vet billz am berry big. U kin reeding deh whole story on deh Cheez Town Cryer.
h ttp://cheeztowncryer.com/ mind deh gap!
Ennywun wanting tu donating to halping wif deh vet bill can clikking on deh button LolCatBurglar maded on deh Cryer. It b over on deh rite hand sidebar adn it b a liddlol pixor uv Silver. u duzn’t needing deh PayPal Accownt, it will taking dhe credit cardz.
Thank u fur ur attenshunz.
I now returnifying u tu ur regular LOLificayshunz.
Conkatulashuns, Anni an BF! Ai am bak frum mai dinna an heer u ar agen wiv teh nawt-sekkund, Anni. Wuld u liek sum cinnimom caek an ginja tee foar sillybrashons? Oar if u preefurr, we stil hav sum prorns an whine ai brung bak frum teh dinna tablol.
ooo! cinininininmon caik fer mee pleez! Fanks OcM!
Thx OM. Ai aer still full uv lunsh so Ai’ll pass awn teh noms.
Catzilla joins teh Nascar cirkit!
Aifinkso Catzilla mite hav eeten awl teh uvver cheezpeeps. Bit kwiet, eben foar a Caturdai.
Ai aer heer nao too, go ingroast in sumfingk elss foar a wyle.
Congratchewlayshuns to annipus and bluesfan473.
*lukks arown sloaly, sniffign de aer*
Wood dere be ani prorns lefft, bai ani chance?
Yes, ov cors, o miric…merak…magic Anemoneone, bringer ov rayn!!
Wellol, altho ai wuld laik to taek teh kudos for de kumulos ai feeelz it is unworronted.
StastisStertisStaitSoona or layta yood hav got der rain.Plus, ai doan wont de blaym for iff you gets de fluds. K?
Mmmmm *liks lips wiv a smakkiness* Dese prorms is gud.
*Luks rownd fur a plaice to put de prorm heds but cannt find enniwere. Eets prorm heds wif a krunchiness.*
NO chans ov taht aifinkso!! Nawt ebber happind in mai lieftiem (elebenty yeers) in Perf. Sumtiems a fludded rode nekkst tu teh ribber, butt(!) nuffin liek in Melburn oar Queenz land.
It waz a verry littlol rayn so far.
Ai waz orf at yowga and getting a massage (was “be kind to Roo day” todai”)
Dis kitteh cud eggsplain sum of teh traffik ishoos hear…
Tihs remynds me ov mai tuxie Charlie (crosst teh brij), hoo yoost tu sit in teh middlol ov teh ‘scalextric’ trakk an spin arownd, triing tu cach teh cars. *swatswatswat*
Gridlawk. Yur doin it rite.
BEEP BEEP HONK HONK hey mac get outta of da way.
Maek mii. Ai darz yu.
Teh kitteh haza eggsaklee taht luk awn himz faes – “maek me, if u dair”
Let me at KemysteryTchr Ozacatmum. KemysteryTchr challenged me.LOL(in all fun). *5 eags sharpens talons*
*KemysteryTchr drags in sword from yesturdais lol*
Jus tri it!
*5 eags backs off slowly* ota lets be friends then.
*Dropz sword*
*Hedbonkz*
Letz plai!
Ha ha*5 eags picks up sword* you fell for it .LOL *headbonks*
now count how many dinky cars are there in the lolz or I run you through.LOL
Elebenty-faiv.
*Cirklols kwaietly arawnd to bak of 5 eags*
*swats at 5 eags tayl*
*runzawaiwiffakwikness*
*runs owt ov teh wai* Gotta sea tihs!
*kitteh uzez Ratso Rizzo voyce* Hey, I’m walkin here! I’m walkin here!
Moar lyke “Ai’m lyin heer”
eivver wai, kitteh finks kars shud git owta himz wai!
h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i75ifLBZn_U (slytlee adult langwidge)
bery guud an bery strainge moovie, aifinkso
Ohai dayr, bloozfan!
“Dayrz a roburree
inz t3h Brawkz, Brooklinn’z broaken
owtz in fytez! Dayrz a
traffkkz jamz upz in
Hawrlimm datz lawkeengz upz awll
ubz Jakksunn Hytez!
Dayrz a skowtz troop shoartz
a chyld andz Kroochev’z soon 2
landz at Ieedillwyld!!
Kitteh Fifftee~foar
wayrz awrrrrrrrrrrrr U?!!”
Jack.
OMCC! a nosetailgick haiku – is the ossimest!
o hai eberwun. iz doin sumfing nu. iz at a Cat Show in Vancoover and iz brot mai nu laptop, soes i can *play* on da road! gud 2 see eberwun. congrats anni and PB.
Oooo! Cat Show! Keep us postid awn awl teh kyoot kittehs!
Thx fur teh congrats. Injoi teh Cat Show!
Piktures, piktures. Tayke lotsa piktures uf da purty kittehs!
Ohai dharma99. Nice tu meechu. U havva kitteh in teh show?
ai do – akshually a kitteh name of dharma!! sheez a blak smoke tortie and white shorthair – sheeez almost 11 yrs. old. sorree – no camera – iz wurkin at da show.
careful playing in teh rode, dharma99! iz danjerus! kittehs be making traffik jamz adn such.
wen ai is dryvin ai awlways break fur kittehs.
I usually break for coffee.
But u knoes, havening a suppy of kittehs to snorgle at roadside rest stops might just be teh answer to teh road rages.
*runs off to see Fronk to formumalate a bizness plan*
ai hav nohn sum kittehs whu has teh rode rages evun wen dey is nawt dryvin.
mazic, magical, marvellous♪ .. . . . . ….. … ….. . … … ..yesh
I fink teh kitteh fell offa teh wide-load truck…Big kitteh on a liddul hi-way
Kitteh IZ teh wied lode trukk!
Wied-lode trukk haz crashed due to emergensee nap-and-nom
Gawdzilla Kitteh
wawntz 2 fankz Hewmin 4 sutch
a spiffee Napz Playss!
Spiffee Napz Playss amz
awff t3h coaldz floar. Habz lawtza
feengz 2 batz arowndz!!
Liddill Beeg Gye spendtz
lawtza tymez maykeengz Spiffee
Napz Playss. Kitteh smylez!!!
Jack.
LOL! kid toyz, kitteh toyz, wutz deh diffrens??
Wun singlol furz frum mai floof cud stop a machboks car, butt(!) ai prefur to soopervize teh kay os maiself.
Catbus stuck in traffic
Wen teh traffix flo sloes misteriusly
Kitteh’s takin teh Crawsing Gard Code sereeusly.
He wares hims ornj belt wif pryde
Keepin teh kitlets saef by him sied.
Teh raizd up paw stawps carzentrux
“stae in teh crawsswauk!” he instrux.
We awl maek it sayflee crawst teh bizzee rode
cuz Kitteh’s reely sereeus bowt teh Crawsin Gard Code.
bwavo!!! klappity klappity!!!!
And this one sets off the Splort machine
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
Oops wrong lol. Sorry!
o deer!!! D.R. u b splorted adn abandonded!!!
Whair iz dat CCC???
*Lukz rownd
*lukz skware
*lukz up
*lukz down
Oh, heer it b.
*dreag, drag, drag deh CCC over tu D.R.
*rummij, rummij rummij.
*gitz owt wisk bruum and dust pan
*sweepingz awlla braynez intu a neet pile
*and skoopingz dem up in deh dust pan
*rinse deh braynz wif sum fresh spring water
*gently pak dem bak in deh hed
* adn rearrange deh braynium bonez bak intu plais.
*installz a fresh CHRG
Dis wun haz lubblee pixorz uv … um … uh … mebbee dese b cactus plantz? Hooz ben drawing deez fingz??
Hav a nice chokklit possum and a chokklit martoonee. Rest heer in deh Splortz Recubbery Ward till u feeling bedder. ‘k?
Kthx very much, I’s appreciatins ur halps
dassa powurfull cyoot iffen et blowed yu bakk tu dis lol.
It sho is
Dis kitteh muss bee frum Etlanteh. Traffik iz rly, rly badd thare. Rly badd.
*sigh* If only dat wuz wutt maded traffic jams
It’s amazing how morose this cat looks at the moment…