And dis button here… I have reprogramed For my doomsday device
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: d2128 via Our LOL Builder
-
-
Copy & paste this:
Click to see All Kittehs | Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous Trafic jams | The maid mistook me for a dustmop today. Next »
» 113 comments
Leave a Reply
Popular Videos
-
Who be Talkin'
AngelPlume on Cyoot Kitteh of teh Day: Ai At… ruthie on INVISIBLE A Biker Too on I went over LoLRik on VIDEO: Nylah Sleeps Every… wolfkit on I went over Dalicat on Cheezburger Is Getting a … OzcatMum on I went over rae on I went over poussinboi on I went over poussinboi on I went over ruledbyfantima on I went over AngelPlume on I went over AngelPlume on I went over poussinboi on I went over poussinboi on I went over 
Cheezburger Company Blog
More I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
I Has A Hotdog - Loldogs n Cute Puppies
Quality shnuggle time
Just Capshunz - All of the Internet. Captioned
Dave. It Was Dave.
Animal Videos - Cute and Hilarious Animal Videos
Tub Regrets
Animal Gifs - Cute and Hilarious Animal Gifs
GOZLINGZ
Daily Squee - So cute your brain might explode.
Pocket Protected
Historic LOLs - Captioned Portraits of Yore
A FATHER'S EYES
My Food Looks Funny - Funny Food Photos
Women, Pegged
So Much Pun - Visual Puns and Jokes
THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST SHOW EVER
Totally Looks Like - Stuff That Looks Like Other Stuff
My Unborn Child Totally Looks Like The Punisher
Must Have Cute - See. Want. Must Have!
Guns Can Be Girly Too
If Style Could Kill - OMG Style!
Ring of the Day: GLaDOS You Came!
Pundit Kitchen - Lol News and Lol Politics Fun
Tatooine Giveaways
dis caturday…. meet ur doooomz
*anownser voyce*
W00t! lukkit u up dere at da top uv deh braid!!
Letz go tu deh ty booteek an git sum St. Paddyz Day goodeez.. dey b habbing deh green-aid kittehz on ebbreefing!!
Lemmee drag dis in furm deh last lol.. *drag, drag, drag*
Ooooph! it b gitting hevy!
Anowncingment!!
Mumrikz frendz doggee Silver gotted inna fite wif a WOLF adn he b surviving, but deh vet billz am berry big. U kin reeding deh whole story on deh Cheez Town Cryer.
h ttp://cheeztowncryer.com/ mind deh gap! oar just klik on mai bloo name.
Ennywun wanting tu donating to halping wif deh vet bill can clikking on deh button LolCatBurglar maded on deh Cryer. It b over on deh rite hand sidebar adn it b a liddlol pixor uv Silver. u duzn’t needing deh PayPal Accownt, it will taking dhe credit cardz.
Thank u fur ur attenshunz.
I now returnifying u tu ur regular LOLificayshunz.
And a BIG THANK YOO tu awl hoo haz alreddy contributifyinged.
*runs in wearing green visor and with sleeve garters, even though wearing a sleeveless shirt*
I has a update on teh total collectified so far. Is u sitting down? Gud.
As of rite now, we has… $525!
*runs back out*
OMCC!!! dat b awsum!!!!!! *hassa prowd tu b a cheezpeep*
YA! Silver be fixified nao?
woohoo! dats a gud feelin rite der
…
ai juss gotted bakk hoam frum a fun-packed dey wiff princess sienna, mai best fren lotta, n hurz three bearded collie gurls.
ai finded an emeow frum aor cween baot de ENORMUSS genuh – generu – GIBBING SKILLS – ob de cheezpeepz, n ai almous FAYNTID wehn ai readed it…
ai can has a BEEG crai nao, kay?
yoo peepz b WUNNERMUSS.
ai r PRAOD tew b wun ob yoo, n ai has a BEEG praod tew feel non-cheez peepz baot cheezland, n hao we awl trai tew chayngify de whirled, wun good deed at a tyme.
it mey saond cheezy, but in mai finkin, dat b de BESTEREST fing dar is: cheezy fings.
ai reeellee B’LEEB in de paor ob cheezlub n cheezfrenship – ai REEELLEE do.
n ai b’leeb dat in orduhr tew chayngify de whirled, yoo has tew chayngify yorself.
ai doan know iffn mai fren ulrika (silver’s mom) has seen dis, butt (teehee!) ai will cawl hur in de moarning (it b awlmous midnait ober here in sweduhn nao), n tell her bao de mennee, mennee GOOD peepz dar b in cheezland.
ai r crai-ing.
fur reel.
FANK U *AWL*.
{{{cheezpeepz}}}
“tew feel”???
ai has NO aideuh wut ai was finkin when i writed dat – ai can onlee fink it’s acuz it b midnait ober heer, n ai iz awlmous asleep.
“tew TELL” b whut ai b WANTING tew rait, kay?
*lol*
feel be good wurd cuz u wuz feeling!
no wurries…hard to write it purfect when ur hart bee splodin wiff lubs at midnight..LOL
Mumrik, it r a fabuluss thrill too see u so lubbed and halpified. It gibs meh thrills of eggsitement. I hopes yur babbee be doing greate. so wonderful to see CHEEZLUV IN AKSHUN!!!!!!!!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
all hail teh power ub teh CHEEZLUBS!!
{{{{{{{{Mumrik&Silver}}}}}}}}}}}
ai haznt powstd heer inn ayges, butt ai jusst downayted to halp Silver.
ai haz bin habbing hard tymes laytely, butt ai iz owkay. Zipper Cat naow haz liddul sistur Bubble. Butt, Zipper Cat’s daddee and my hubbee passed away in November. Sow, Zipper and I be habin sad tymes a lott.
Get well Silver!
Oh noes!!! wot a big sad for u, zippercat. Come, have a hug:
{{{zippercat}}}
It’s kind of u to be donayting munnies even tho times be hard for u. U is a good cheezpeep.
Zipper-condolences for ur loss. My hubby passedaway Dec 11 1997
Zipper, u r more than welcome to visit miz foofytayl’s tea room if the sads get too much.
>^;^<
{{{{zippercat}}}}
ofankees! iz gud to see u all agin, i has had a busy week!
Congrats, KaiEm U haz teh tawp spot twies!
ofankees! u tew! come hav sum St. Paddyz Day goodeez wif meh!
Iffn u pwess it u wull go boom
Booms?
bah bah rah booms di ai, ba bah ra booms di ai….
*shakes hed* dat a memry frum sumwheres inna da past frum looooong tyme agoz. know klue buttit popped in2 mai brayne.
So dat’s ware teh bloo bukkit iz – in noodle’s branye! Naow awl we haz 2 do iz fynd a wai 2 get it owt an gib it bakk 2 teh lolrus!
kwik! show noodle a cyoot picshur, wif teh pinkee noze and teh pinkee pinkee toe pads adn geddit owt win her splortz!
dere’s a eko inna heres. sumfing olde and sumfing blu creepz acrosses mai visuall convolutioned cortex. ai fink dere’s sumfing fishi goin on.
*gitz owt fishin pole adn baitz a hook*
heer, fishi, fishi, fishi!!!!
*swimmms wifqwickness 2 cweenmj* aisle do enyfing u wishes, jus takes da bukkkit bac 2 da phishis.
a neko? neko? eko?
waffer waffer waffer…….
*nom!*
aiz got dibds on da chokolote neccos. plecch 2 da licorace 1′s.
Dat’z the chorus from “Little Brown Jug” – I singed it in a silly summer play (wuz a western) elebenty yeerz ago…
Mai “nobunny will play Trivial Purrrrsewt wif me” brayne – let me show u it!
fanks a bizillion kittyRoo
ohai aiz noodel *extendz floofy pause ob frenshipz* aiz berri glad 2 meets u.
Yew’re welkum! *excepts teh floofy paw* Pleezed to meetcha!
But… but… that’s teh mewt button!
mewt, mewt, mewt!
prrrrrrreoww
iz dat gingrinch bak agin?
datz mute gingrinch 2 u ma’am
*BOOP* … BOOM!
*hidez behind cowch* wut wuz dat?
Ai kawls it an ICBM.
Datz an Inkredibly Cyoot Boomifikayshun Masheen.
*tremblolz*
sownds danjerus!
It will set u bakk moar den juss wun meezly ower. *nods*
*pokez hed arownd cowch*
iz it sayf? ai iz getting hungree.
*pondurz*
Is nawt gud tu attemp whirld dominayshun onna empy stummik.
Lessee whut we can rassul up…
may ai maek a rekwest foar muffins? ai luv muffins.
Ai doan kno hao tu bayk dem gud, but aifink teh hyoomins awlwayz has a gud assortmint frum teh stoar inna kabinets…
*jumps up tu teh kowntur, opins teh kabinet*
Ooh, luukee heer! Deyrz blooberri, adn poppyseed, adn bananana nut, adn eben sum koffeekayks!
*puts dem owt onna taybul foar awl tu shayr*
Blowin up teh whirld can wayt till dis ebening, yeff? *nom!*
poppyseedz! ofankees, AngelPlume!
*nom!*
koffeekayks! ofankees, AngelPlume!
*nom!*
BLOOBERRI!
*nom!!*
ainfinkso whirld blowin up will haf to wait, yesh yesh.
kitteh kuntrollz the whirrld!!
Not remotely!
*snerk*
wayt fur Munday beefour pressyn, plskthx!
Oooooh, kyoot bebbeh orinj (nawt poysin) kitteh! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
WANT!!!
ai hassa feeline dat teh doomzday deevise wurks bai cawsin splorts.
Kyute alert!! Wootwootwoot!!!
>^;^<
Oh noez….oh noez….oh noez! Look at doze pretty an hyoog eyez an da pinky pinky noez an da teensy liddlol paws…..too cyoot…..cant fink of taxez….here I goez…..
SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT
*thud*
Oh deer, Mitts is daon! Wayrz teh CCC?
*luuks daonfred* Oh, maggiemom alreddy halpifyd.
Ar u okayz deyr, Mitts? *wayvs smellin sawlts unner noaz*
ono!
*nee naw nee naw*
maek way for teh CCC!
*scoopy scoopy teh braynes*
lesse wut ai got in heer, aifinkso sumwun needz to re stok teh CCC acuz ai hav onlee teh St. Paddyz day guineas to rinse wif. Oh well!
*rinsee rinsee rinsee wif teh guineas*
*pak pak pak pak pak all teh braynes in teh hed*
ai hav a CHRG wif very pritty drawrings on it for u! shamroks adn rainbows!
*snaps on CHRG*
oof, sorry, aihoapso ai did nawt hurt u
and now teh dukky taype!
*deep breff* ai mussnt git carried away..
*rap. rap. rap.*
*rap rap rap rap rap rap*
<__>
*raprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprap*
ta-da!
*hands Mitts a chokklit possum, taeks to splort recubbery ward, raps in blankee*
Fankes maggiemom an KaiEm for da doblol reskew! (an KaiEm – fanks fur da Guineas rins! I be haf Irish an nao mai braynes be totloly Irish!) *prans prans prans, showin awf mai priddy Irish CHRG*
*digz tow in teh durt*
iz glad u laik it!
ai donut finkso we hav met!
*eggs tends floofy paw of frendship*
nicetomeechu!
*eggsepts floofy paw of frendship*
Nicetomeechutoo! How iz yew?
iz okies! haz had a busy week, adn a pleh sick. Butt(!) iz beddur now. happy to be playing wif teh cheezpeeps hoo ar heer on dis slow caturday!
hao is u?
Ohai, KaiEm
Ai is heer, butt(!) ai is cumin an goin bak an frowerds an habbnnt mush too say at de momint. Howebber, sorri yuo wos feelin pawli, gladd yuour feelin betta now.
Wot du yu wont to plai?
*gets a pack of playing cards out of the drawer and starts to shuffle them*
ohai AnemoneOne!! ai hav always wanned tew play 52 card pikkup, butt(!) i donut no teh roolz. kin u teech meh?
Ai orlwais plays de 54 card bersion, Acis wild [berry], but we kn plai de 52 card bersion if yuou wants.
Are yuo reddi?
yesh! *puts on green poker vizer*
Heers we go den
Furrst, ai plays de Joka!
*throws the pack of cards in the air*
*chayses aftur teh flutturing card*
*pownse pownse pownse*
dis issa ufn gaym!
Yesss, it iss.
*chaises roun after keshetz tail* *neerly katches keshet*
Mai ovver favoritt gaim is Go Fish!
*pownce!*
*runz inna circlol*
yay!
Mitts is daown!
Rinses branes off wif garden hoze,
pax into brane cabity, rap rap rap wid duckie taype,
putz awn stetson hat, rap rap rap wid mor duckie taype, wraps Mitts in Navajo bwanket, gibs Shiner beer and faheetas and corn torteeeyas
don’t luk at nothin ryte naow
Wel, befoar yu bloes us awl up, c’meer an lemme wiep ur faes.
*spits awn a tishoo*
Ai meen reelee, kids naoadaes, yu cant eeben cleen urselbs up foar Whirrld Domminayshuns?? Wuts dis whirrld cumin tu …
:giglols:
Is a cyoot kitteh, but I wanna clean the boogerz in himz eyes
*grabs a tishoo, wipes kitteh eyes*
there U go kitteh
hahah thats very cute
*Yoinks remote* *Putz on anyfing butt (!) basketball*
test….
um…… 42?
Reykjavik!
Margaret Mead?
korrect -awl ob da aboves iz rrite anseers.
*Whispers* Yesh, butt! you forgot to phrase it in t3h form ov a queschun.
ohai pookee feet t! *exendz floofy pause ob frenshipz* aiz berry happi 2 meetz u. caturdai iz a gud dai 2 meet peepz. ai just madez frendz wiff kittyroo way upthread. *jumpz 4 joy* yea…. lotsa bran nu frendz todai.
ohai, noodle! *jumps 4 joy and accepts floofy pause* It’s gr8 2 b here!
ur rite agin. dis is iz a magical plaz.
ur rite.. will u b mai frend?
*schmoodlez noodle*
Pinky and teh Brain gotz nuffin on teh kitteh
I has spontaneously combusted from the kyoot.
Stop, drop and roll!
Okay
Ai doan fink we has ennyfing awn teh CCC foar fyres.
*chekks* Deyrs lawtsa skotch, but dat wud juss mayk it wurs.
Ai sujjesst u needs tu cawl teh fyremens. Yeff, definitly.
*dyalz 911*
*tayks a cheezmap blankee adn tryz tu smuvver teh flayms*
*wayts foar fyremens… adn fyrewimmins*
Thankey u
*eers prick up*
fyremins?
heers teh burfday fairy after last night’s wrassling wif weerdpress to get my posts to start showing up again, hoping dis wurks.
an also to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Emily912 an addkittehz an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! 
i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caeks wif dark choklit glaze, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goody bags filled wif glo-in-teh-dark bownsy balls, wind-up raysing bebbeh alien akshun figyurs, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
oh gud, it letted me throo, but i no can haz blooness.
if yoo wants to make shur yoo iz on teh Offishul But Far Frum Compleet Burfday List, plz to frend me at:
cheezburger.com/pictures-by-burfdayfairy/ (not needs teh h t t p part)
or emeow me at:
burfdayfairy @ gmail dot com
Den world go BOOM, rite?
Kablooey!
Teh innoscint lookin kitteh iz akshually an evil mastermynd! Now ai no whoz took teh remoat wen it disappearzz. *Grumbling and fumbling around in teh dark, wunderinz where mai kitteh put teh remote*
Ack, dried eye boogers! Please, if you’re gonna take a picture of your pet, clean those things up. It’s just like seeing a kid with a big booger hanging out of his nose.
But all that aside, this kitteh is totally kewt and I want one.
Yes, and it looks like ear mites, too — poor kitteh!
Button actiVET… .. . . .. . …. … . .. ♪
I think this kitten has fleas
I think this is one of the cutest kittens I’ve ever seen! It’s soo awwwwwwwwwwwwww
Itz dah itteh bitteh kitteh maad sciontist taken ober dah wurld one awwwwww at a tyme.
Test of blue name
Did anyone notice that this cat has earmites and probably fleas? Sad day.