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i’z wanna be good, but daz peer pressure is terrible.
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Dem BCs is bad!
Butt(!) cyoot!!!!
OH Hai OzCatMum!!! I borrowing dis ohai spot frum u…. ok?
Anowncingment!!
Mumrikz frendz doggee Silver gotted inna fite wif a WOLF adn he b surviving, but deh vet billz am berry big. U kin reeding deh whole story on deh Cheez Town Cryer.
h ttp://cheeztowncryer.com/ mind deh gap!
Ennywun wanting tu donating to halping wif deh vet bill can clikking on deh button LolCatBurglar maded on deh Cryer. It b over on deh rite hand sidebar adn it b a liddlol pixor uv Silver. u duzn’t needing deh PayPal Accownt, it will taking dhe credit cardz.
Thank u fur ur attenshunz.
I now returnifying u tu ur regular LOLificayshunz.
Cween- I will luk when I go home- linkies blocked at werk. BEEMS on for Silver.
ifn it encurijes peeps tu donayt, der be a bery kewl fankoo lol at teh end uf teh proses
Congrats, OM!
Thx Anni. Yu two! Ai lubb tehse littlol kittehs – waz hard tu consentrayt awn tiping wyol tehy wer lukking at me!
Conga rats to you on taupe spott!
and for leading the ty wif Anni!
I have put out a playte of home made chonklit cake an sum sordid drinkies – boaf of adult an non-adult type!
*arranges the bar trollee so that evrywun can choose dear faybreet*
TGIF – well TGIC for you OM!!
Thx, Nenne. *chewses an adult bevrij an tayks pees ov nommy hoem mayd chonklit caek* Lubblee!
Yes – Caturdai foar me nao. Wear did awl teh uvver dais go??? Shuld goe tu bed ai gess. Suun.
Ohai OzcatMum, ai juss got bak from fetshin de motor car from de garridge an hab lukked at de picshure links you posted on de lass LOL. Thanks. Iss a gud job iss not yur bak garden, ittd taek years to mow de lorn, bi de tiem you finisht youd havta start agane.
I havta go for a minnit, boi goggie is layin his hed on de lapptopp so ai remember to gib him his dinner. He has a wuntrak mined.
I hopes you reeds dis for yuo goes to bed. If not you won’t no dat ai said “sees you in de mornin”.
Thx Nenne, Ai’d liek a peese uv chokklit caek 2 plz.
*gets a lovely playte anna napkin wif kittehs on, slides a larje peace of caek onnit*
Here u go Anni! wud u liek sum jinnantonnix wif dat?
there are sum glasses wif it over heer…
Skål!
Ooh! Thx Nenne an apperriteef! Cheez!
Dey leed me astrai!
wher iz astrai? ai’d lik 2 goez 2.
iz it neggst tu astrailia??
Um…noe tahtz Nyoo Zulund.
oar iz itz a asteroidz? weed bedder packs hour spacie suites. when does wii blastes offa dis planette?
ooh noooooooo iz triing, buttz itz difikultz
peer preshure is hard to fite…
donut takz dat loooooooooong walkie offa da shooort peer. aisle helpz u.
ai keep heerin awl dees lil voysis
maik dem staup
butt(!~!) mawm! ebreebuddee ellz izz duen itz … wai ai kan’t?!
Haven we awl herd taht wun befawr??!
Iffn ebbriboddee else runned in eh traffik wud u wnna du dat 2?
GMTA, anni! Ebreebuddee’z Mawm redd taht saim buk, aifinkso! … ai knoe ai didded wenn mai kidlets wurr teh loddlol! *snerk*
GMTA, anni! Ebreebuddee’z Mawm redd taht saym buk, aifinkso! I know ai didded wenn mai kidletz wurr teh liddlol!
adn Mawmcat annsurz (adn ai kan heer mai oan hoomin Mawm sayen tihs, awlsoetu …
“If ebreebuddee jumpifuded awn teh brijj, wud yu du itz tu??”
Mai ansir waz yooshally “Caws ur nawt eberybuddee els”
Mai Mawmcat alwaes sedd “Taht’z wai ai’m nawt ebreebuddee ellzez mudder”… adn yu jsut DOAN’T wanna noe whut ai wuz finkin wile shih wuz sayen taht! (wuz brane bleech thyme foar shoar!)
Yeh. Ai waz prittee hard awn mai mum foar sum menny yeers. We had 4 gerlz an 2 ov us waz kwite diffiklolt aifinkso. Alwais teh argyooin. Ai hav bin sew much lukkier wiv mai oan 2 bois.
ai wuzza oanlee chyld, soe yu kan majjin!
uh ohes. kitteh’s awreddy in teh gray area…
I seriously lol’d. Thank you.
Skeeeee!!! Babe BC’s!
*titens CHRG and luks awai.*
uh oh, you need some help! heers some duckee taype wif littlol kittehs on it!
*rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap*
*snip snip snip breefing and seeing holes*
you okai in there?
Thnx gc!! I hadda go an dew some wurk. Teh nerve uf these peeps wantin mii tu dew wurks fur the paycheck.
♪clowns to da left o me, jokers to teh right, here i yam
♪stuck in teh middlol whif yuuuuu♪
No wun gnoes whut itz liek tu bii teh bad man behind bloo eiies
Oooh! That’s by one of my favritest bands, Steelers Wheal!
Um, nevermind why.
buttz nows wheeze awl kurious…. whyz dat ur favirtest band????.. kuriositi wont kill dis kat.
Is teh vry important in my line of work to has a good whealman. *nods*
sew u reeli iz a bugler? (ooops aiz ment burgler) oar maibii use tootin ur own hornz?
:snerk: mebbee shud renaming dem Steelerz $ Bag.
Ai wanna be gud boyo, but nobuddee let me!
aisle singz alawn wiff u. nobbuddee knoze da trubbelz aiz scenes anna nobudde knoze mii souroz.
O noe! Five bloo eyed kittehs! And ai diddent get enuf sleep!
SPLORT! SPLORT! SPLORT! SPLORT! SPLORT!
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur* *skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water* *playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back* *tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep* *puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp* *Puts luvscritters in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
Wii iz gittin gud at dese tandum reskews!
Ohai BF! U goin wel tudai?
O noze!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
oh noes! luvscritters is down!!!
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts luvscritters in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
Yay! A tripple
wurd skore!reskew!Ohhhh, a five alrm splort! I’s onlee done this oncest before, but I tries!
sweepe sweepe luvcritter’s brains up wif a whisk broom
rinsee rinsee brains wif sparklee spring wadders
pakee brains back into luvscritter’s braincase and tapee tapee wif spring colored dukee tape.
takes luvscritters to a nice comfee chair “careful when lookin at the cuteness. makes sure you has some boring tax forms or stoopy operator’s manuels handy to distract u”
sorree, a fourtuple reskew!!! yeah for OzcatMum, bluesfan473, Nennepus, and orangestripeykitty!!!
**hands out shampers and sordid noms to awl**
Thx Gammacat!
fankees gammacat! I sure hopes dat luvscritters can be walking upright wif all that dukee tape.
>smaks self< of course not. silly osk, luvscritters be sittin down in recubbery lounge. when she's recubbered, she can be takin off the dukee tape.
sinse you got a tripllol reskew, ai will just wrap some more duckee tape
*rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap*
and give you some of mai tax papers to collate, organamize, staple, hole punch, file, alphabetize…
A quintuple reskew! Watta teem!!
Tihs teem memba gonna ree tyre nao. 1.35am heer. Nite peeps. Hav fun!
Gud nite!
nite nite Ozcatmum! sleep tite! dont let the kittehs bite!
nite nite!!
Whew! Tank yew all sew much! Ai thot ai wuz a goner for awhile!
Ai iz much betteh naw.
liddlol sylbur kitteh gawtz hymn selv intu a purrdiclolmint
Goe awn kitteh..bee bahd. Bee REELY bahd. U kno u wan tew!
*kitteh klimez kurtinz*
*kitteh hopz ontu shelf and nox Ming Vase tu floor*
*kitteh tipz water dish over*
*kitteh opuns kubberd and pushez potz and panz ontu kitchen floor.*
*kitteh lukz at destruction. uh-oh!!*
*kitteh runz intu lawndry ruum and napz on basket uv kleen klothez*
Dis be jest what I needed. Has been raiynee and cloudee and pleh for a week heer. I has kinda had a mope. Missin deh sunshine. So I comes here for deh virtool sunshine. kyoot babie kittehs and Cheezfrineds make deh day brighter!
Gud fer u, OSK! Nies tu noe we culd halp.
Razzinfrazzin stoopee WP! Moderashun, indede. Ai hassa hmmmphh!
ADN teh linkee duzn’t go rite to teh video.
So ai’ll poste liek dis:
h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98P-gu_vMRc
>clappityclappity< yay! Fankeees 4.5kittehs! Glad I got back heer before I has to go to werkwerkwerk. Iz gonna have dat song in mah hed for deh afternoon, and I likes it!
o.O – the floof!!
Whoa! *grabs hockey helmet–* *put* *grabs tax forms* (easy enough to find here at a CPA office) OK, danger passed… splort alert level: RED
Kareful! Heer, put awn dese splort resistint, cayute filterin sunglassis tew!
I built some splort-resistance into the visor, but under the circumstances, a bit extra won’t hurt.
Oh da pressures!!!!!!!!!.
Bryte Strypee Kitteh
habz powahz 4 guud. Bayssmentz
Kittehz, nawtz so mutch!
Bryte Strypee Kitteh
willz gwtz moar Snoargullz frum himz
peenkee noaz andz toze!!
Bryte Strypee Kitteh
habz lawtza Chest andz Belleh
Floof 4 ekkstra Schmooz!!!
Jack.
i have only this to say:
*S P L O R T*
kthxdedfromkyoot
O noze! Anuvver cheezfrend iz daown!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Test
42!
Mt. McKinley!
Squuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Five bebehs, all so kewts– whut can I do?
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
O noze! Dis jawb bee gittin tew big fer teh CCC!
The Soaring Splort Support Skwad zoomz daown owt uv the skye!
Reskew menz an wimmenz jump owt an hit the grownd runnin!
Wif balletik presishun dey sweep sweep awl the sported peeps braynes inno seprit pyles
Rinse the brayne pyles wif sparklee fresh mowntin spring waddur
Tuck bak inno braynium cabities an fit awl the hed boan peeces in the propurr plaices
Snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRGs an taype wif rainbow cullered ducky taipe.
Kwik Skwad! Git the strechers!!
Splort viktims r carried tew the Splort Recovery Lounge an plaiced tenderlee awn chaize lownges,
Served refreshin drinkies an noms, wrapped in floofy blankies an handed stoofed bebeh otters tew cuddle.
Skwad members tippytoe owt an clik awf the lite as they goe. Rest well cheezfrends, rest well!
Stoofed bebeh otter liek dis wun?
h ttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1256564/I-otter-ly-trust-Mum-The-adorable-image-baby-otter-taking-nap-mothers-tummy-swims-bay.html
ooooh…
*titens CHRG wdoi and kyoot-reflekting goggles*
That is the kyootest EVER!!!
major splort-warning dough… allreaddy causing haddock on da book of fayces (i borrowed it – to look at it inda lite…)!
Fanks for the linke DK!
O mai! Taht iz adorabul!!! Skweeeeeeee!
Kthx, bluesfan473
Whew
WANT!1!
Basement cat sent some agents in the matrix.
Test
Nawt anuzzer wun! Butt iz Friedegg afternoon!!
Razzenfrazzen Stupy WP – Ai’ll neber hab an abatart…WAHHHH!!!
Well, on to the next LOL!!! See you there…
wum uv des duz nawt look liek da others.
whitch wun iz it?
Sinz ai iz knew here, aim wundering what iz a splort? Ib gaddered it be some kinda brainz injuree, butz aim confuzed.
teh splort am whut happens when teh braynes can nawt handle egspozhure to sew much kyoot and teh hed asplodes as a result most behbeh kittehs have danjerusly hai splort capability, but put sebberul in one place and BOOM! cheez-peep braynzes ebberywhere
Manyz tanks.
what are you, racists?
butt butt ai leiks hangyn owt wif teh bad kits. dey is musch moar funs!