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canopenerz furst (nawt sekkund)
Canopenerz ar teh doorway tu teh whirld! (or izzat pees?)
Izz a can du cattittude !!
OH Hai PB!!! I borrowing dis ohai spot frum u…. ok?
Anowncingment!!
Mumrikz frendz doggee Silver gotted inna fite wif a WOLF adn he b surviving, but deh vet billz am berry big. U kin reeding deh whole story on deh Cheez Town Cryer.
h ttp://cheeztowncryer.com/ mind deh gap!
Ennywun wanting tu donating to halping wif deh vet bill can clikking on deh button LolCatBurglar maded on deh Cryer. It b over on deh rite hand sidebar adn it b a liddlol pixor uv Silver. u duzn’t needing deh PayPal Accownt, it will taking dhe credit cardz.
Thank u fur ur attenshunz.
I now returnifying u tu ur regular LOLificayshunz.
Did yoo see?? We hav had an unexpekted guest awn teh preevious LOL – an there iz sum noo stok fur teh Ty Boo Teek!
**Runz tu luk…***
ratz!!! gibbocat wuz heer and I mist him.
Axully, i miss gibbocat eberyday.
Me too.
I just checked and so far we has collectified… drum roll please…
*dodges rolling drum*
*shakes fist at wiseacre drummer*
$425!
W00t!! A wunderful start!
O hai, Janet! Ur looking jaunty in ur green hat.
Ai am??? Ai can’t see it yet.
{{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}
Thanks fur mai hat!!!
Is last year’s hat. But wif ur timeless sense of style, nobuddy can tell.
Oh, ai LUVED mai last yeer’s hat.
Ai think it wuz VERREE becoming. An went so well wif mai green aiez.
Oo! Pwettifoool grween hat, Janet!
{{{{{old cheezfrenz}}}}}
Hai, ebbrywun in particular!
Oh hai, werdycnan!! hazn’t seeinged u in agez!! {{{{n1p}}}
ohai LCB. Iz you going to du anover “wearin ob da green” pixors dis year?
*waits breaflesley*
*nods*
I’ve been collectifying pix as I find them. Mabye this weekent I will put teh page up.
UPDATE: Is now up to teh $470!
wowzer times elebenty! Dats grate. WOOT fur da cheezpeeps.
*nod nod nods*
Cheezpeeps bees teh ossumist – Brynna an Bob an ai noes dis beri wel wif an esspeerienst.
wif a wolf?! woo! iz braiv doggee!
For kittehs, dey iz moar liek “cantopenuz”…
snerk! iz troo, iz reely reely troo!
aiz purrfurrs da ripz topz kans 4 mai gushie fuds. aiz losted mai kanopenerz. ai finkk da goggie hidz it.
Iz prolly in teh bak yarred wiv teh
!!
skelytonsboanssumtiemz dey ripz da fingurz.
Owie. Iz kinna lyke teh owld hamm kanz wif teh kee tew opun; ya gotta be berry caerfull oar yoo cud knead stitchees!
Congrats, PB – u leeds teh brayd wiff meh adn noodle!
*dans-dans-duintehFrideggNytedans-dans-dans*
* Joynz in wib himz Caterdai Luntsh Can Teen Dans !! *
!!
Thx AP
ohai. dis parti iz jus beginen. tyme 2 rockz an rollz onna friedegg knight.
cangrabshoelaces tew awl! hedbonks, purrs an ear-skritches!
Ooh, doze ar awl gud fings! *purrz wiff delyte, offurz chin*
*verrry jintlee strokes chin, an soff silky noze*
hoose a baby? hmmm? oh yesyesyes, hoose a good baby?
*re-gnus efforts awn ears, chin, and, veryveryvery softly, wif only downward strokes, teh noze. *
*o yeff, datz teh spawt, a littlol harder deyr, adn heer, adn…*
*snufflol-sneez!*
Hmm, neber had dat noaz-fing befoar.
Aifink ai cud get yoozd tu it, tho. *purrrrrrr-hedbonk*
my dobby-teh-muffin-gurl lubs. awl teh rest are kwite content wif standard-run-uv-teh-mill pets.
Owr big kitteh Spooky also lubs dat, but iz troo, onlee downward strokez (wit teh grayn ov teh furr, nawt gainst it) r gud. An u must nawt du it 4 2 long.
*sending lawng-distanz nozerub to sunnyhuckle’z kitteh*
Iz that a kweschun? Can teens Dans???
Hee hee, no !! Wuz it hcr or upfi whu had trublol wib “can” ob fud v “tin” ob fud ?? * Wi doan cair iver wai ober heer
!! *
Ai think it wuz hcr. Nawt shur tho.
*wunders wehn she can see hur noo hat!*
Ti tiepin ctl-R oar hoald Shift nd clik teh Rifrish button ??
ctrl-F5 (or ctrl-Refresh) wurks tuu. Forsez pikshur re-daonlode.
Oh, yu gawt a Mac, donut yuu ??
Mac/Apple: Apple + R or Cmd + R
Ai do.
an ai traied this – still no hat!
Butt – if ebre buddee ELSE can. . .
Ai reelee LAIK mai hat!!
hahaha! iz my turn tew say”mebbee yoo need to ‘cleer yur cache!”
ai haz been seein it sinse ai gawt awn!
Ai dont eben noe where mai “cache” iz.
Adn slysed sushi!
As in, um, sasheemy. Yeff, datz whut ai mented. Sasheemy.
anna sliceded salamiz wiff sliceded swissel cheeze
Bestest tihng sinss slieced bred
!!
grate! now ai has a hungree for sashimi!
*gets owt teh slab ob rich red toona*
*gets owt teh slab ob savory sammin fillay*
*gets owt teh slab ob delikat yelollo tayl*
*gets owt teh sooper-sharp nyfe*
*duz jon belushi samari immitayshun*
haiiii-yakkayakkayakka!! *slyse-slyse-slyse-slyse*
Deyr u goez… magooru, sakay adn hammachee!
Adn, ob kors, sum meeso soop adn ryse onna syde!
donut slipz. u mite cutlass urselve.
Tuu layt. Ai has alreddy bin foyld bai teh italiksez (tag kloz fayl).
ai katana tells a lye. ai lubs da sushi 2.
Ai is nawt greedy. Ai will stillettu has sum.
excellentto angelplume *noodel bows frum da waste* no toppin dat 1.
2 refraze dat complimint.. ur cuik wit makez mii shiv_ers.
*bows wiff respekt* U is steel beri cleever.
oh mai, mai effords r swordda pawltri compeared 2 urs. *bows ebben deeper*
Doan wurry. Ai cheeted a littlol (otay, mebbe alawt).
Feelin brayndedd, thesawruz helpd fynd scimiltar wurds.
gud knight sweet plume!
ai thrust wii shall meat agin an perry onse moor.
teh wit is sharp tonyte.
Tripull grone!
Kitteh waitz 4 bringing teh shampers. will sabre itt.
ooohh. datz berri gud. u donut spear eny punches
Does u by any chance has any sushis wif teh peanut butters and teh sammons?
*luuks askans*
*mayks a fyoo ryse-bawls inna palm ob teh hand*
*slyses up sum sammins in thin slyses*
*reeches foar teh
wassabeepeenut buddurs**spreds sum
wassabeepeenut buddur awn teh slyses**puts teh sammin awn teh ryse-bawls*
*arranjes dem neetly awn a playte wiff a lump ob
wassabeepeenut buddur*Heer ya go, maam. Doan tell nobuddy wayr u gottem, k?
kthx!
*gets a whiff of teh pb&s*
*runsawayfast wif hand over mouth*
*not saying whose hand or whose mouth*
*diskreetly dispoazes ob teh ebidens*
*praktissez innosint luuk*
*wispurz tu patrons at sushi-bar*
LCB seems tu be aktin kynda stranj. Dus u fink she has…
*luuks leff adn ryte* … a condishun?
ai kannot condiment on dat.
ai is nawt wun tu gossup, butt butt ai herd dat hurs can has teh crayvings fur picklol eyescreem.
Seeryussly?
a fren wuns tole me teh peener-budder an bacon is teh yum.
aiz knot guiti. y u sammons mii 2 cort?
ai wuddent oppose dat at awl.
Ai sertinly has no kowntur-argumint.
aiz knot aloud onna da kounter. iz knot sanitariums 2 walks wher fuds bein prepeared. *luks aroun an jumpz on da kounter* member.. u didnt cee nuthing an ail cher mai stollen noms wiff u.
wutz up dere? huh? huh? huh? i can’t seeing it!! wutz up dere??
lotz ob fuds. enuff 4 awl. *batz gud tastee fuds offa da kounter an ontoo da floor*
Oh boy!!! Nomz!!! Toona!! adn Chikkin!!! Adn tomato saws!!!
O deer, neeber is ai. Nebber mented tu sujjest such a fing.
But ai sertinly wuddnt hinder u iffn u wanted tu resist ur hyoomins restrayning commands.
don wurri, daint lukin. *openz da cabinettes abov da kounter*
whooo – pai dirtz. luk out beelow!!! *emptis shellves 1 too an tree*
aiz fond da gud stuf.
*Skamperz tu safe T*
*Krash! Tinklol! Tinklol!! Splat!!!*
WOW!!! datz a lotta stuff!!!
*sniff-sniff* gerkins.
*nom-nom-nom!*
*sniff-sniff* peenut buddur.
*sniff-sniff* mayo.
*sniff-sniff* caveeyar.
Unttil ten, plz to open toona?
Hiiiiii Yaaaarrrr !! * tihs nife iz berri handee awlreddi
!! *
yoho matey. iz dis shipz aboat 2 sail?
Wi jussd waitign awn teh shipz cat !! Wot ? Whu ?? O !!
♪♫
On deh goo-ood ship LOLeepop
Itz a swee-eet trip tu a candee shop
Wair bon-bonz play
On deh sunny beech uv Peppermint Bay!
♪♫
W00t W00t!!
♫Row row row your boat gently down the stream♫
♫♫♫♫float, float, float ur bebbeh otter gently on ur stomakk – mary lee, mary lee, mary lee round dee Laskan bay…♫♫♫
*Fanks DK agin for the linkie*
Warning – this comes wiffa splortlebel of elebenty x elebenty – please not to copy and payste intu noo browser windurr wiffout purrtektib headgear…
ht tp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1256564/I-otter-ly-trust-Mum-The-adorable-image-baby-otter-taking-nap-mothers-tummy-swims-bay.html
(mynd the gap)
Kyuut Lebel Elebenty !!
Tank gudnis ai wuz wornded !! Thx Nenne
!!
Dunno if ur stil heer PB – u wont beleev watz forling owt ov teh skie heer – RAIN!!!!! Is juss big drops an nawt menny, prolly wont eben rejistr in teh gayj, butt(!) teh skie is grai an teh wet bits ar hitting teh grownd. An itz COOLer!!!
Sew, hundred n fiev (?) daze wibbowt rain n yu broke yor dri spel !! Prolly woant halp teh damz (goanna soke in) butt(!) gud fur teh mentil helf
!!
Yep. Ai jus left a msg awn ur profiel butt(!) u can ignaw taht nao. Drops ar big an spars (kwite trawpiklol) butt(!) as u say, itz teh thot ov wetniss taht mayks a diffrens. Awlso itz cooler. Not shor hao menny daiz we got up tu. It got deep ressing jus tu fink abowt it.
Byootimuss otterz, Nenne!
y wii gotz 2 weight til 10 to openz da toona? ai kant weight anubber 4 ours an forti5 minutez. aiz hungri now meow….
ai thot kittehs already dominated theer humans?
Well yeff, but deyrz awlso goggiez inna wurld. Gots tu dominayt dem tu.
derez Sam-u-ri goggeh nexddoorz. iz dis a theem tonite????
an da kitteh ninjas jumpt intoo da yardnexdoor. sssshhhh – dem goggies iz histori.
Mmmrrmrbblmm (taystee hilt u got der)
RRRRRRRRRRRRR. walk the plank mateys.
Tuu teh croaz nessd wib yu !! * Luuk sharp aw ile kealhurlyew !! Ahaa *
Aye captn I raise da main sheet…..rrrrrrrr.
Taik a blankette if yu cawld !!
aiz takkin comfortor inna ur wurds mi matey.
Pillow the main jib!!!
Anchors ebbree wun ells !!
wot a sham iffin ur pillow izn’t werking rite.
Kwilt be a problem then.
Izzit ‘Tawk Liek Teh Pi Rats’ Dae agin awlreddee???
WP bees duing stoopees
aginas awlwaes – heer awn mai commints, ai gots mai St. Paddy’s hat awn, an awn teh ‘Hoo’s Tawkin’ ai stil gots mai Krissmaus hat awn. WP bees sew dum.WP musta herd mii – nao mai St. Paddy’s hat shoas up in boaf plasis.
o.O
shiney!!!!
Crawkadial Dundee kitteh sez “Datz nawt a nyfe, dis iz a nyfe!”
:snerk:
yo ho ho izza pyrats leif fur mi!
*pikks up sword*
*slashez at keshetz leg, poakz hur inna iye*
*attachez peg-leg, affixez iye-pach*
Deyr ya go, has fun!
ow ow ow ow owee!
why fur yu du dat?? ai is suppost tu urn dat stuffs ohvur mai pyratting karear!
*hooks transmogrifyer up tu holodekk*
*rowts power fru doktur mckoyz regenurayshun maytrix*
*stands bakk, turnz awn teh powur*
zappo-krakko-poof!
Deyr ya go, betterer den noo!
*chekks*
aifinks ai is fyne eggsept fur dese chekks.
*chekks teh chekks*
Aifink dey is otay, dey is frum a repyootiblol bank.
*hydes teh chekks beefour lcb sees dem*
Mai kitteh Mittens alredi has opplolsoblol thums! She has an eggstra tootsie on ebery paw (“Awl da better to clymb da furnicher wif” she says). Da eggstra tootsies awl be a liddlol higher up dan her udder tootsies so it rilly looks like she haz da thums! FORE uf dem! Iz a hoomin an I kin only haz 2
Mai Bob gots dem eggstras tu, wif hims reggler liddol fum-claws soarta tukkt up in teh coarnur neggst tu dem. He bees beriberi gud at oapnin doars wen him shudint.
Ohai, nicewitch! My Toonces has no extra digitz butt (!) she can open any doors or drawrs she wantz.
Pryns uv Purrsha
ohai evreewun, teh burfday fairy has asked me to tell evreewun taht evreefing her tries to say iz being nommed by WP, an duz anywun know how to fixing it? not even “yor commint iz being moderated” nommed, just compleetly disapeering nommed. an her haz tried teh diffrent format ob blooness. teh “username” fingie, not “pictures by.” wutever that meens. i’m not shur why her iz asking me, i idlolizes her, az yoo know, but her not qwite feels teh same way abowt me, thers taht little bizness abowt a restrayning order, etc etc etc. but anyway, her did aks me so i am aksing all ob yoo. fank yoo!
Sowns liek a cookie oar cache prollem !! Axe hur tu lawg owt nd cleer teh cache nd cuukiez !!
Yu can awlso tri a diffrint browzer !! Ai yuuz Googlol Chrome sumtiems adn teh sesshinz tehre ar seprit tu mi fyrefox seshins !! * go tu googlol nd googlol chrome !! *
Tihs is a handee paig tu reed:
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myne wuz beeyn nommed evury tiem ai wuz postifying wif teh linkee. ai iz nawt bloo, butt butt ai cans postify.
For meh, goin teh obber way (frum usernaym tu pikshurz-by) is whut did it. But ai has seen obbers hoo ar still abul tu poast dat way (see hao PBz is dat way, myne is still teh obber).
Best fing myte be tu has hur keep a kopy ob whut sheez sayin in kayse it duznt post, den tu put it up wiffowt blooness until can be figgured owt. Mennee peeps is habbin dis trubblol deez dayz.
Sum peepz haz had tu removing deh blooness tu keep deh commentz frum beeing nommed. Deh birfday Fairy mite want tu contacting deh cheeziz and telling dem shii b habbing diz problem.
if i not can haz blooness, tehn i will contak teh grated cheeziz. i needs a blooness so peeples can frend me so i know wen iz tehms burfdays!
testing testing testing wun too free
yay! i tryed on googlol chrome wif no blooness, an it werked! fank yoo evreewun. yoo can telling loonymommy i forgibs her for… well, she’ll know what. i’ll refrayn from embarrassing her, just dis wusne.
but iz not wurking wif blooness
Ai tihnk tahts teh cloo tu it awl !!
Mi cawmints get eetid wen ai log owt frum mi WP akkownt !!
Tihs luuks liek teh WEBSITE feeld iz beeign eeted by teh moderation.
Wen ai am loggd intu WP, teh blu linkee koms frum part ob mai WP akount setup, nawt frum teh add cawmint boks, sew it duz nawt get eetid wen ai cawmint !!
Isle rite tu teh Cheezes agen !!
yay et wurkt!
wp has bin verry nawtee.
yup, wurdpress not getting any burfday prezzies frum ME dis yeer, tahts for shur.
But kittehs already rool teh world…dey even released a book aboout hao teh did it!
love the pirate suward
>^;^<
swa~d, cat, captain. … .. …. ………… .. .. . … .. .. ….
polydactyl kittehs pwn