
Robert had warned the goggie about playing with squeakie toys at 2 AM. but he just didn’t listen.
dis won’t end well (via IHAH)
Picture by: sushisanjuan Caption by: Bernie22405 via Advanced Lol Builder
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Hi nebber lissens
G’dai PB an congrats!
* Hao yer goen Anni, orlrite ??
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Thx Anni !!
Bonzer, thx!
Tiem fur elebenzes ?? Ai jus maid cawfee nd hab a scotsh fingur bisket !! * Isle split it .. ?? *
Dat sownds juss teh fing b4 Ai go owt 2 see iffn teh shops aer gibbin ennifing awai for free 2dai!
Split fingur, doo you needin a bandidge for dat?
* Bitez awf fingur *
Doan tihnk sew !!
Juss teh wun?
Is awlrite – ai hav a hole pakkit. Heer – hav sum.
Wait – u meen teh biskkit, teh fingurr oar the bandij MMM??
Well, um, ai did meen teh biskkit!
*noms sum of ozcat’s pakkit*
Ai thot u did, tehn ai thot agen an it is Fried-egg an ai is tyrd an… ennywai.
Tawkin uv biskitts: Ai lukked fur teh wuns u wuz tawkin bowt teh uvver dai. Din’t fynd dem, but dey did hab Anzacs.
Teh Iced Vo Vo bikkeez ?? Prolly hab tu go awl ober Lunn Din !!
Anzacs ar gud tu eet ennitiem; muss bie sum bfaw ai go campign !!
Off 2 teh shops naow. Bai!
Bai Anni.
Sea yew laiter, Anni !!
too to yoo, whoo hoo!!!
* Shh
!! Nawt sposte tu maik a fuss … *
Ohai PB an Annipuss. Congaratz.
Ohai OM! Congrats 2 u 2!
Thx Anni. Ai maed a airer tho. Mi brayn is definetlee in Fried-egg nite moad.
Iz nawt eezee 2 fink strayt wen u aer tryin fur tawp spot!
Saim tu yu OzcatMum !! * Gibz OCM teh uvva harf ob bisket *
Thx PB. If u luk abuv u can hav wun ursalf.
* Halps selb tu anni’s-sack ob biksets …!! Plzthx, nom nom !! *
Wy wuld he – hez a kitteh!
Kitteh wannabee
Dat”l larn him!
Aib gt goggies liek dat
Dem gogeez; orlwaiz teh claoning arown !! * nodz *
Yess, but de boi goggie wont be claonin wen he realysis dat heze goin in de barf innaminit. We jus got bak from ower walkies an heze bin rubbin his fayce in de greengrass [well, mud reely, itz binn a wery wet winter].
A grubby bubby !!
Sum goggies lubb teh barf – tehy nawt liv at mai haus tho.
“Barftiem” *goggie runs awai wivakwikness*
De likkle grrrl goggie lubs de barf and de shampooing, an will get in ennytime in de hopes dat aill turn on de worter. De boi onnli lieks de barf wen iss empti but he can heer de worter runnin owt de drain from de woshbasin. If ai go neer de tapz he jumpz owt.
Ohai Anemoneone! Gess wat we wocht tudai? Fyndin Nemo! It waz two hawt foar an ower ov sport (41C!!!) sew we sat in teh hair conishnin an teh kidz woch teh moobee. Ai did teh marking.
Hmmpff, iss 6C here [butt(!) sunni at de momint) an ai fink dat iss eesier to bear dan 41C. Hao doo yoo doo it?
Ai fink dat de besstesst temprachewer is 25C, den iss cold enuff at nite to get to sleep an warm enuff in de day dat you doant need a coat or cardi.
anom to dat!
Is sunny and 7 c here today – snow is meltifying!
Ohai Nennepus !!
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Yor huzbing can cyclol wibbowt teh spieks nao ?? Wuz 27C/81F hear in Melburn tudai; nao 17C/63F at 23:00 ours !!
*Luuks owtsied, cannut sea enni sno
no – he still kneads the spikes – it freezes ober at nite… Is yukky outside now – kitteh comes in with ikky paws and walks all ober… *sigh*
issa gud sign dough!! SPRING is SPRUNGING!!
Cyclol spieks? Ai nebber nyoo ov tehse! Jus lukt awn goglol.
Ay mayzing!
If seben iz sprign; iz sebentene summa
??
An if sebentene is summa, wat iz fertyseben??!!
Hell??
and yes PB – 17 is summah!! not kwite beech-wedder, but almost!
Spring is sprung
Teh grass iz riz
Ai wunda wear teh burdies iz
Sum sai teh burds iz on teh wing
Butt (!) taht’s abserd
Teh wing iz on teh burd!!
Hear inna miidle uv da Yoo ess aye its 35F. Yesturdai we stawted at 54F an gawt aaaaaawl teh wai to 68F!!!1! Todai only hi uv 54F. Aaaah, spring onda plains. Ifn you dun’t laik teh wevver, wait an ower!
At leest da ikky sno is awl gone and dere are some fwowrs peekin owt.
Ohai RTT. Tehre is a stawree teh saym abowt Melburn, wear PB libs. Awl 4 seesins in teh wun dai. Ai nawt nowin if tihs be troo tho.
Wel ai doant reelee bear it wen itz 41C. Nobudee dus – lukkee we hav teh hair conishner oar the fanz. Wen ai waz a kidlet we jus had tu goe hoem wen it waz 100F (38C?) butt(!) teh kidlets carnt goe hoem nao cos tehre perrents at werk moslee. So we du fings liek woch teh moobee an hav lawts ov drinkees (worter ai meen!!).
De sunny is goin nao, an it lukks liek iss gonna rayne. Shall ai send sum yor wai?
*wishing she cud send it orl to OzcatMum, den ebberiwun wud be a likklol bit happia*
Oyesyesyes pleez!!! Ai wish….
It iz sew dri heer.
We had moar sno larst nite
Ai fort it was awl over til nest yeer. Ai’z reddy furr spring nao adn losin mai winta cote!
Speeking ov winta cotes, mai oldist kitteh Max is Purr shun. We yooshallee shayb him twies a yeer (cors itz two hawt) an tihs tiem ai am wunnering if we hav tu du it an eggstra tiem, tumarrow. Endliss summa……
Heer you arr den, ai tukk a picshoor of de cold and clowds an postid it in my profiel. Plees to be takin de spacey ouwt.
*fingas crosst dat dis werks* *haz trubblol wiv de postin wif de crrosst fingas*
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It werks!!!! Eben wiv teh fingas crosst! Yu must be compewter wizzkyd!!
Iz tihs daitiem foto?
Yuss, ai tukked it abowt a harf han hower hago, iss lunchtiem here. De sunni carnet maek itss mined up wevver to stay or not, so iss commin and goin but iss stillol cold.
Iz berri impressib!!
Ai gotted rayned awn cummin hoem frum shoppin. Naow teh sun iz shynin!
Ohai Anni – u bakk. Git sumfing nies at the shawps?
Goggies nawt knowing hao to tell teh tiem!
`Sept fud tiem!
An plai tiem!
An walkeez tiem.
An barf tiem – runaway!!!
Sew nao Robert wil be reemyndin him.
wif da pointee endz?
At 2am? Wat du u fink?
Well, lyke tehy say, it’z awl fun & gamez until sumwun luuzez an ii…..tehn it’z HILARRYUS!
Ai fink teh goggie’s nawt gonna be teh wun larfing!
Yap !! * nods *
Aifinkso he wil hav teh ruff end o teh stikk.
yawn…
Ohai cheezfrenz–Ai hab an importantz qwestyun fur everbodyz. If Ai haz a kitteh who spent moast ub yesturdai in mai basement ceiling trussez, wud she be a ceiling or basement kitteh–or bowth? Shez orangee, tho, not pyur basement kitteh black but her momz wuz. *rubz templez as mind iz exsplodin wit teh diz important qwestyun*
A flawed ainjel !!
Vewy important qwestyun ov theololgy indeed. Ai saiz kitteh cannot b Basement Cat himself, but iz a top cat in teh basement, a top minyun ov Basement Cat.
Tankee, tankee. It iz all cleer to me naow. Ai wuz lost but now aim found…dez are teh qwestyuns that keepz me up at nite.**giggols**
My daughter has a basement cat(grandson) and it sleeps on da water heater. Maybe mellymom3 your cat is a matrix kitteh?.
but, but… de orinj ones iz poisun