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Go awn, Ai daer u!
Nawt gunna due it. Ai noez u gunna deploy teh pointee endz when ai trai!!
OH Hai WRr!!! I borrowing dis ohai spot frum u…. ok?
Anowncingment!!
Mumrikz frendz doggee Silver gotted inna fite wif a WOLF adn he b surviving, but deh vet billz am berry big. U kin reeding deh whole story on deh Cheez Town Cryer.
h ttp://cheeztowncryer.com/ mind deh gap!
Ennywun wanting tu donating to halping wif deh vet bill can clikking on deh button LolCatBurglar maded on deh Cryer. It b over on deh rite hand sidebar adn it b a liddlol pixor uv Silver. u duzn’t needing deh PayPal Accownt, it will taking dhe credit cardz.
Thank u fur ur attenshunz.
I now returnifying u tu ur regular LOLificayshunz.
Aye dididid eet!!! Wuz da berry berry eezzee!! Iz LCB convertin awl da munneez inta Sweedish munnies??
Sendin HIGH BEEMS to littol Silver …
U has heard of teh money-laundering schemes? Well, I has a speshul money-sauna-ing scheme. *nods*
*whispers* LBC — you iz about ta be debreefed elsewear inna dis LOL — yer nocked up state iz bein takin advatage ub …
LCB is nocked up?????
Whut!! Ware iz dat pinney gig!!
Sheez bin nokkd up nao?
An heer aifawt she wuz juss nokkd daon (adn swoonifyd).
Tawk abowt bein taykin adbantaj ob!
is she habbing a babbeh otter too??
mabbeh u can give hur some advices mj!
Too layte!! Wunz teh room errz ar started, teher is NO stopping them.
EZ as pie! Adn wifout teh calolries. Fank Q, LCB & mai Cween! {{{{{{Silver}}}}}}
Wee shud getz Silver a protekshun deevice likee dis littol goggie haz
h ttp://ihasahotdog.com/?utm_source=network&utm_medium=banner&utm_campaign=header — klosaee da gap …
GMTA, anni. U eben had moar letturs, adn still beeted meh!
*dans-dans-anniawntawpwayrshebelongs-dans-dans*
Thx AP!
aiz tipplin mii hat 2 u agin.
iz u lik de wizerd ob oz? *luks behindz da WP kurtain. gaspz 4 brethe.* o mai golli – u iz da wizerd ob word press.
Yew r berri brave takin onn a streetcat liek dis wun.
Ai dayrz u.
b ther oar b sqaurez
*luks ax mii spellen – eraze, eraze eraze*
oar b squarez
*luuks, luuks agen, krossiz iyz, finully seez it*
Daz nawt a prollem, kittehz offin gets teh letururs mixeed up.
ai getz obber exiteded an da werds come outz insidesout.
Kin aye bee Sqaurez insted ub squarez??? Ett sounds mor intearestin …
Hi fibe!
*he-fibez A1* Lubs teh noo abatar, by teh way!
Fankee, Catsablanca startid me on de whole fin lasst nite.
anemoneone – yu haz foundid nemo!!……….
lil fische iz beri
nommykewl lukiinwilly boy! fish are frends, not noms!
Unless, ob kors, ur a toona. Or a sammin. Or a sardeeny.
Otay, ai lyk teh fisheez. But only teh wunz dat kum in kans.
It wuzznt dat hard, ai jes turned ober rock and he was hiding behind(!) it.
High five, Kitteh!
er….high four??….
Ummmm… high fur kitteh!
high fur? how high deh fur? knee deep?
in mai howse it is!!!
Sumtaims wehn Ai cleen behynd teh cowch, Ai swearz derez anovver whoel kitteh bak dere. Mai lak ov howzcleening skillz, let mii showz u dem.
*Takez Cats’ lak ov howzcleening skillz and examinz dem keerfully* Deez are berry berry nicee!! Dey Awlmostez as gud as mii lak ov howzcleening skillz — seez *holds owt mii lak ov howzcleening skillz, witch are cubbered in dusty bunnehs and barious types ub animol hares*
Donut b afrayd ov teh dustbunnehs, tehy r ur frenz. N fakt, n mai howse tehy r laik fambly.
Awyle agoe wun ov mai kittehs wuz awn teh endtablol bai teh cowch, adn Ai notised sumfing: MAI hayre awn HIM. Tooshay!
Tawk tu teh paw
ohai paw!
Ohai noodle, mai, whut bigg pawz u haz, adn mai blooness retyrned….argghghghghghh wantz tu bonk pyooter.
da bedder 2 waves 2 u TTC.
oh, is probly not yor pyooter, iz probly wurdpretzels fawlt. evreefing iz.
everefink??? oohhhh gud, I foughted sum stuffz wuz mii fawlt, i sew berry reeleebed …
evreefingz?
datz a biggg releaf. sew nuttin’z ebber mii faultz. gud 2 kno.
kthnxbi
Tee Hee — GMTA noodle!!
tee heeeheheh ai thot eberryfing waz teh hubbeh cat or boyfrendcat fawlt
that tew!
Dey iz in league wif teh wordpretzel…
ob korse!
I prohmiss not to hert u…much…
Mai blooness, itz gawn!!
No, yoo bloo too mee!
U lukk bloo 2 me!
Teh blooness faery floo in adn *poof* i’ze bloo agin…..seriusly, mai fawlt, nawt WP awdly enuff!!
Dat maeks a chaynj!
Iz dis de bloo faeri wut wus frends wif Pinocchio?
*pullz stikky smiley fases awf fase adn arms frum TehRumpusKitteh burfday downtrhed* Donut fink sew, dis waz a YG in a ballyreena skirt adn a t-shurt dat sayd “Geeks-R-Us”
Longee Stoewee Inbolbin da Darkee Nite, A Leetol Kitteh and a HYOOOOGEEEEE Twee …. *coo scarwee moosick*
Twas a darkee nite an da barkee stoppie goggie wuz inna heem cwate (YEA!)
Mommee wuz cutting upz dinnerz – donno wut – nawt micees (mii faborite) sew I nawt berry in terested …
Iz roamin da downee starez – az dat rashafrashin goggie beez safely cajed…. Wut dis I spy, wif mii littol ayez?? Da goggie door steel beez openz!!! I poke my noseynose out, oh da nite smellz gloreeous!! Aye jump owt dat door afore Mommee or mii sister Pebbols kin see mee!! Yea … Iz out in the forbidden owteedoorz!!!
I sneekin awl ober the backyard onna mii kittykat feetz wut funz I bee habbin *snicker* dat scardity Pebbolx stilla bee insidez … sniff sniff, lissen lissen… FREEZE, wut wuz dat? An dat? OOOOohhhhhh an wut wuz dat??? Where oh wear iz mommee??? Where oh ware did da door goez????!!! *RUN RUN RUN* Wut dis? Iz HYOOOOGEEEE!! *CLIMB CLIMB CLIMB CLIMB CLIMB* Ohhhhh … Iz berry berry high!! I kin seeseesee awl ober da plase….
*luks down* *FREEZE, crowch* Oh, Iz berry high, Iz scarred MOMMMEEEEEE PWEEZE FINDEE MEEEEEEE!!!!!! Sheez takn berry berry longee ta getz owt here… duz shee eben knoknokno Iz gone???
*sum too manee minootes later* *lissens* *Hears BAMBAM you owt heer??? Kittehkittehkittehkitty* MOMMMMMEEEEEEE IZ HEEERRRRR UPPPPZZZ HEEEEEEERRR *luks down, seez Mommee* Oh Mommmeeee climb upz here an git mee!!! *mutters* why shee stanidn down der callin mee – kint shee seez I stuck!! MOOOMMMMEEEEEEE yooo haffta climbz ups here and git meeee!!!!!
Rashafrashni hoomin, I gotta doo ebereefink meeself … *stiks foot out … feelz onlee air* *turns around, walkeez feetz down a beet, slipslidez ta a lower bwanch* DER MOMEEEEE Iz lower now, cumz up and gits meeeeee ….. Rashsfrashin hoomin, shee stillz jest standin der callin mee. I nose Iz a smartee bwavee kitteh, she nawt need to tellz me dat, she needs tag it her PJ’ed buttbutt up here and carwee me down!!
*twenty minootes later* Der Mommeee, now I almost down, butt Iz dunded. Yoo hafta gits mee frum heerz, luk, my feets jest goes inta da airs, der nuffin else I kin doo… *pouts* HEY WEAR YOO GOIN!!! *Mutterz* I kin nawt beeleef shee jest went inta da haus, WIFOUT MEE!!!
*fibe millioyum minoots later * Wut dat fink??? Why she putting dat fink aginst da twee … ohhhhhh she’s climbin dat fink…. HEY WUT YOOO DOIN!!!! donut grabbifyyy mee like dat – yoo trinn ta keel meee!! No pullz mee owtta dis twee!!! I likee it heer — reelee I doo!! *Gwabifies twee wif ALL pointee ends and holdz onna furr deer life*
OOOCHHHEE moommmee stawp!! Stoopy mommmeeee ….. Oh nose, I slidin … slidinnnnnnn… Oh, luk at dat I lower … hmmmm….. wow … howz I doo dat? I iz a smartee bwave kitteh, I almost down now … HI Mommeeeee, luks at mee!! Hey don’t gwab … Oh, you gotted mee!! Fankie berry much. Butt whut tooked yoo sooo long? I climbclimbclimbed up der in likee zero sekkonz and it tooked yoo elebenty million minoots to get me down!!! An an an I cud gotted down awl bai meeselfs – I nawt needed yoo ta grabify mee likee dat!! Iz nawt dignifyied furr a bwave kitteh likee mee …
An, wut yoo doin owtsidez inna jest yer niteynite gown? Yoo eben gotz eeneefink else own unner der???!! *squeezes eye shut tite* Wut iffin da neigh boors saw!! Iz sew embareassed … An Y oh Y did it takez yoo sew longes ta findify mee… yoo wuz snooglin wif da Pebbols wuzint yoo??? …. Did shee eetz alla da dinnnerz, yoo wuz cutting upz mii faborite fud!!! I awlwaes noo shee wuz yer faborite … *jumps down onna da INSIDE floorz and walkz off inna huffhuffhuff* Talkz ta da tayle Mommee, Talkz to da talye!!
Gwate storee! Y noes teh weys of teh kittehs!
Iz a troo storee!! I libbed it, an eet wuz a beet scarwee and beet more frusteramatin ….. (an dwafty inna jest mee nightnitenite gown)
what an eggciting storee!!! Im glad evereewun was okay!
*drag drag drag drag drag*
*SWOOPS teh swooning cowch under lunarmommy – JUST befoar she hits teh ground*
*putz sawft pillo under hur hed*
*cuvers hur up wif a pale green silken blankee wif golden embroidrrd moons an starz awn it.*
Datz berry eggsiting, u r a herrowine! butt (!) wai duzn’t u cawl de Fyremens??
cuz I wuz inna my niteynitenite nighty wif nuffin unnerneef and I dinawt wanna git dwessed, an it wuz da midnite an aye wanted to goez ta sleepsleepsleep afor fore o’Klock!!
Sumtymes sleepz iz more importent den eben fyremenz ….
reeli?
*nods* Yepm sumtymez … altho, now ifink maebee I shudda cawled dem ….
*lowd applosaus*
noe – dat wuz ROTFPIMP!!!! 
wuz liek dejah voo onlee wiff williboi nawt bambam
elsa mama – duz yu haz an pichoors ob teh kittehs?
*hands WB a ShamWow furr da PIMP part* I doo, i jest hafta gets dem awl loaded upz … *scribbol scribbol scribbol* Der, I putted dat onna da too doo doo doo list!! (Rite affer kleen up awl da goggie ickee yuckies outside frums da HOLE winterz)
oh….ewww….dats puzactlee whi ai doan haz goggiez…
wel dat an williboi wud eet an puhpeh…
ai wantz wun ob dose lil yorkiez…….
W00t!!! Grate story!!
Wundermus storie!!!! it maded mii LOL!!!
*bumps kitteh’s paw*
*is knocked out*
*THUD*
Uh oh …. Nine Elebenty!!! We needz a swoonin couch, some YNG’s wif feffer fans and ummmm.. mmmmm.. YEA, ya beddar send da fyremenz!!! How menee??? LOTS!! — lots an lots ub fyremenz …
*is wawkin by, seez nokkd-owt LCB onna fluur*
*wawks ober, sniff-sniff, bat-bat, no respawns*
*keeps wawkin*
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Dageraad an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, red velvit caeks wif creemcheez frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht glo in teh dark, ittybitty sekrit diarees wif sekrit decoder mood ringz, kandee, an sparkly smiley-face stikkers! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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O fangQ Burfdai Fairee! Haz been lawng burfdai ov flyin an waitin. *grabs smilee stikkers an stawrts stikkin dem tew randum peeples*
Congaratz agin to annipuss, teh kween uv teh nawt-sekkonds!
*curtseys*
ohai oldmomcat? am i meeting yoo for teh nawt-sekond time? or duz i alreddy kno yoo an yoo haz just falld owt ob my brayn? in eever case, i extend my frendly paw ob floofship, um, i meen my floofy paw ob frendship, an sez hello!
teh ty booteek iz open, be shur to stopping by!
Ohai! U are meeting me for teh nawt-sekond time. Fankie for teh floofy paw ob frendship! My compyuter at home is slowslowslow so ai goes to the intertubes at werk at nom-tyme (lunch). If ai don’t answer qwik, dats why. :-]
Thx OMC!
OT: Is teh rainingpouring here today. I was over to teh mall for some noontime noms and I sawr a grandma wif 2 grandkids both not moar than 5. Teh littlol girl had on a pink Hello Kitteh raincoat, wif littlol kitteh ears on teh hood. WANT!
Teh littlol boi? OMG, his raincoat and boots looked like… are u sitting down? … a firemans coat and boots! *skweeswoon*
skweeee!
iz very dangermus, culd habbing skwees an splorts an swoons all ober teh place!
*is wawkin by, seez swoonifyd LCB onna fluur*
*wawks ober, sniff-sniff, bat-bat, no respawns*
*keeps wawkin*
Hay!! Howz yoo git downz heer? no wunner da fyremens nawt cummed – dey kin nawt findee yoo!!! FYREMENZ!!! Shee beez ober here!! No, I hab no ideer how a swooned, nockeded owt gurl moobedid …
LCB, Aifinkso u needz tu b habbing a tawk wif ur phlonquais’ phlonquais abowt sniff-sniffing adn bat-bating u wehn ur daon.
* Runz up wif teh nawt sekkund aid kit.
LCB U iz Awake?
* no response Checks teh breefing. *
OH noes ai finsko wii needs teh debreefin cart ober heer stat!!
* diyalls nine elebentee… Getz put awn hold*
*hopes LCB be wearin kleen breefs*
Iz wun uf teh lejindz uf cheezland.
U can reed abowt it awn the Chez town crier.
Just klik awn teh cween’s bloo naem abuv adn go to teh lejundz
Akshully, aifink is wun ob Maus’z fings.
He hazznt bin abul tu bisit heer much laytlee, but aifink ai kud fynding hims de-breefing kart. Duz u want meh tu fechify it?
If nuffin else, is sertinly an iye-openning egsperiens.
Oar so ai is toald.
*unswoonifies, etc.*
HAY! Nobuddy is to go near teh DWDC while Maus is teh not here! I is teh onliest one authorized to use it. STN.
*feels strangely sick, has a craving for picklol-flavored ice creem*
Rut-roh!
hmmm iz intearestin dat LCB sez onlee shew kin use da debeeinf mashine when eets her to be de-breefed….
Aifinkso hur phlonquais haz teh keez.
No he does not! Hmph. After teh way he treats my splortscar, u think I would trust him wif teh DWDC? Hmph, I say! Hmph!
Oh, adn haz u seed teh keez aftur him kleened ur owffiss?
tee hee – yoo sounds likee mii BamBam affer I savid heem frum da twee and he deecidered ta bee embarrassed … Hmph, I say! Hmph! … tee hee
*eerz perk up*
Did sumwun say splortscar? Adn keeyz?
*puts eerplugs in own eers*
*turns on splortscar radio*
*bagpipes play*
* Getz aowt teh ded okktypuss adn plaiz along tu teh mooziks. *
*runs
skreemingmewling frum teh ruum*Mu Ling?????
ohai LCB… shud we start plannin a shower???
*runs for teh hose*
Teh hoes??? We’re having a gardin partee shower?
Oh yesh — I memberz dat naw – silleh mee!!! Yes, lets fetchify the debreefin cart and see iffin it steel werks!!
*fistbump*
*fistbumpz LuvBJones*
*fistbumpz LuvBJones and cweenmj*
Yooo! You haz mai cheezburger!
cyber fist bump
Just curious, but how many of you were compelled to fist bump your monitor when this pic popped up?!
I actually fist bumped my monitor lol!
dat es one smood kitteh