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Iz mai tern
Yoo dood it agayn. Hooray, foor tymes now.
On tawp uv an ate wai brayd!
Thx bofe!
Concatshulashuns annie – u bee nawt sekkund awn tawp of teh 8 way brayd. Sillybrashuns phor u? We culd hawld a spawt in lyne for u to Rocky Horror Picture Show or u culd joyn GammaCat adn me for tekillya adn ryde teh mecanikal bull at teh Hawnky Tawnk? (last lol)
Thx TTC. Ai aer off 2 bed in a minnit, so Ai’ll pass awn teh sillybrayshunz! Awl Ai need iz sum hawt chokklit an a cukkie.
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
Ganite annipuss! I sind a cukkie foar yu!
…chokklit iz all mein tho…
Kitteh bellies are natural solar panels!
mai turn?
GMTA!
Ai woodnut preesoom to compair myslef to de great 4tiem dis diem.
U haz a gushifud foar meh? No? Den iz nawt Ur turn yet. Will be Ur turn at dinnurtyme aifinkso.
At leest dat iz haow mai goggies duz it.
MAHHHHHM!!! Timmy won’t share!!!!!
Down make mii kum up dere!!!
iz tyme foar u to leev!
Nebbur
mai turn fet tosting
Triplol GMTA!
WOW – 8 way brayde – awlso shuld hab been “fur” NOT fet….stoopy hoomin
Hurryup! It be gettin smawlur bai teh minnit!
Stoopy sunshyne keeps klymin up teh wawl. Stay put!!
Try moving to 35 degrees 15 minutes and 2. and that should get you in the sun for about 3.5 minutes interval which would allow for rotation.
Try moving to 35 degrees 15 minutes and 2seconds and that should get you in the sun for about 3.5 minutes interval which would allow for rotation.
Aifink ahl juss lye heer adn swat ennywun hoo cums bai.
Aifink ahl juss lye heer adn swat ebrywun hoo cums bai.
Gives wide berth to AP. You swat to hard.LOL
Dubblol thret???
Nawt jus dubblol. Thret is ovur 9000!
He startid it.
He started it.
Hoo started eet??
Hoo started eet??
And why??
why??
Oh.
Oh!!
Eye see, eye see!
Whu… whut do yu see, JCH4K?
Nuffin bad, rite?
ur needle’z stuk!!
*putz a penny on AngelPlumez needle*
Gud evening yur majesty!
Az yoo see, ai ar still stuck in teh blakness!!
I noez. iz berry strainge. I haz had tu reskewing comments frum mai spam folder a lot lately….. Ifinso dat deh Cheeziz donut chekking dere spam folderz and lotsa commints b getting tossed away.
Teh Cheeziz hav spam folderz???
*thinkz ov fried spam n cheez sammij*
Ai DID rite to teh Cheeziz, an Kat just rote bak an sed she’d hav teh CheezTekkies chek it out.
U furgitted teh fried eggz foar ur fried spam&cheez sammij!!
Oooohooooohoooooh! spam nd cheze samij Du want.{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}} yura gud kuk.
*skreeee* Dis be mai sunny-spawt sunny-spawt!
Adn ai will defend it defend it *skreee* tu teh deff!
I haz just rekewinged ur commintz in deh tee room. sry, i duzn’t chekking deh spam folder often enufff.
Ai wundurd whut wuz happenin. No biggie, ai wuz heddin awf tu bed enywayz. Deyr oald adn nawt beri pertinent anymoar, so can disampeer.
But, if i telling it dat u not b spam, it am supposed tu “learn” and den next time u not b throwed in deh spam box. I not sure if it really learnz much. it still keeps throwing wet kitteh mouse in deh spam box.
Hao ROOOOOOODDD!!
♫ Awlwaiz luk * luk * luk on teh brite * brite * brite siiide ov * ov * ov * ooooov laif. . .♪ ♫
Kittehs playing ring arownd teh sun spawt.
Dere am a lyn, heer. Duz yoo nawt sii us?
Tu-tone kitteh sees butt(!) duz nawt caer.
kitteh dunt share- kittehs TAKE
kittehwarz over belliwarms…ai nawt want tew refereee dis wun
Patchez has controal ob teh sunny-spawt.
Sandy sirklols rownd tu teh frunt wiff Tubs awn hims tayl.
Sandy kums in foar teh noaz-sniffs, whyl Tubs hangs bakk.
Patchez luuks reddy foar a fyte, Sandy is moar kawshus…
Patchez eerz go back, Sandy gibs da stare ov deth. Tayles flwap feeriouslee…
Go ahed adn deleet it, sir moduraytur.
Ai repoasted wiff diffrin misspellin.
*whiprrrrrrr to AngelPlume*
Waht did yoo say?????
Ar we having a nesting problim still???
agin??? dis happind yezturdae….
blog monstur mush hazza hongree……nommin awn da threds
*Boops willyboy in da nosee*
Nesting fail…
*boop*
*bee doop*
bye yawl!!!
tiem tu goe hoam an fede da horde
hazza nies nite…
g’nite willy boy!
hey, teh nesting is back!
*boop*
*boop*
Akk, a mayd a poast dat had a bad wurd stukk insyde anobber wurd dat mayd it go intu modurayshun. So ai repoasted it, wiff teh abuv poast as a reply tu the moderayted wun so teh moderaytur wud kno is okayz tu juss delete it. Ai gess it borkd teh fred instedd.
Gud sayftee tip, ai gess… neber reply tu a commint in moderayshun.
But seriouslee – a wud laik to know what yoo sed. If yoo can refraze it wif dotz oar spayces oar sumthing. Becuz ai am werried about this – ai think – egg cess if moderayting.
Much ov it iz just playne silley, seems to mee. An sumwaht disruptive. Eben teh BURFDAY fairy wuz moder ated!!
U seez mai annownser reply tu cowdogwah up deyr?
Ai had tu re-misspell “control” (teh furst tyme wuz wiff a “u”).
Teh poast tu teh moderator wuz a reply tu dat, whyl wuz in moderashun.
Ai gess teh fred got borkd wen teh moderayted wun gawt deleted, adn its reply becaym a seprit poast dat ai fawt no-wun wud see.
ifinso deh cheeziz wantz tu keeping dis site G-rated. which am a gud thing, i think.
Butt, deh way deh bogz moderashun werkz iz dat deh blogg owner putz in a list uv werdz dat they not wanting to seeing in deh commintz. Den deh commentz goez thru a filter and if it seez dat letter combination, even in deh middlol uv a bigger werd, it sendz the comment to deh moderators. Den, when deh moderators, hoo b bizzy cuz deh Cheeziz b habbing umpteen blogz, reeding it, dey kin desideing if ur comment b ok. It can take an hower or moar fur deh moderators to gettting tu ur comment after u making it.
F’rinstance, Janet, in ur comment, if the werd ‘ray’ wuz a bad werd, ur comment wud git sent tu deh moderatorz, cuz ‘ray’ b inside ‘moderayting’.
It b deh price wii payz fur playing heer.
Plz note dat being flagged and sent tu deh moderators is differnt from being marked az spam adn thrown in deh spam box.
Yeff, adn wen ai saw teh commint wuz bein moderayted, ai totally unnerstuud wye. Adn it disampeerd no prollem.
Teh prollem wuz dat ai replyd tu mai own kommint in moderayshun.
Datz whut apparintly borkd teh fred…teh reply tu teh deleted kommint bekaym a reel kommint, but nesting duzznt wurk no moar foar it or ennyfing els below it.
“deh price wii payz fur playing heer.”
Butt, butt … *quivering lower lip*
Ai thot dat Cheezland wuz a free contree?!!!
*leeky eyes* *fakey sad luk*
*big round eyes directed at da moderaturs*
Ai lyk mai kittehs sunniside up!
*Rolls kitteh over eesee*
hai, go ‘way yooz too-i gots de sunneh spot. Tuff toenaelz!!!
kittehs shood follow mai OBNP kittehs leed
he just tries to cleen shadow until she gets fed up and leeves the room. then he takes the sunnee spot/comfee chair/etc
Otay, heerz a brand noo kommint, as a test.
If mai feery is korrekt, dis will appeer below Artemis133, but abuv mai own kommint tu “sir moderator.” Other noo posts will kum in below dis, but any replyz tu any comment after teh “sir moderator” wun will be borkd adn get listed at teh bottum.
Or nawt. We’ll see…
Yeff, feery confirmd. Adn dis shud nest Okayz tuu.
Adn nao, ob korse, aftur ai has confirmd teh feery, dey fixd teh fred!
Oh mai –
Can we gets teh kittehs to dans gracefully as dey rotate wun posishun clockwise? Maybee a turn and leap? Or cartwheeeeeeeeels?
Mah huzbind: Meybee dey shud getz anuddur sunneh spawt?
Mi: Iz nawt sew e-z. Applikayshun foarm iz veree kawmplikaytid an taykz munfz tu prawses.
Snerk! Mite b eezeer to move into a howse wiff more windowz…