Comments on: rated x movies

By: hurricane567

hurricane567 — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 10:10:43 +0000

Oh noes, Ron Jermey’s butt is hairier than mine!

By: Jackie

Jackie — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 02:44:24 +0000

That kitteh either looks like they saw the video from The Ring, or like that guy that floats out of the bed in Paranormal Activity.

By: Hakencat

Hakencat — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:18:43 +0000

“wait the boy is-but…he poops there!!!”

By: Kitteh_Kat_Celia

Kitteh_Kat_Celia — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:23:25 +0000

AI CANTZ BWEAVES!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:39:38 +0000

Mai sister’s kitteh had this, an lived happily fur mennee yeerz. Teh awnlee problim wuz, she cudn’t hav ene otter kittehs.

Hoep this iz the saem fur teh beyutiful bebbeh Gizmo.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:33:43 +0000

***beems for gizmo***

By: burfday fairy

burfday fairy — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:32:35 +0000

(lolspeek iz alwayz opshunal )

By: goshakitteh

goshakitteh — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:22:58 +0000

pleez lolspeak!

By: goshakitteh

goshakitteh — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:22:15 +0000

kitteh is scarrud 4 lif!

By: goshakitteh

goshakitteh — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:20:57 +0000

lol kittehs seely but hoomans seelier tho

By: D.R.

D.R. — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:49:47 +0000

I can has Animoo Planet, plzkthx?

By: D.R.

D.R. — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:49:01 +0000

Hands Kitteh_Kat_Celia some more tape

By: D.R.

D.R. — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:46:38 +0000

{{{{Gizmo}}}}

By: Kitteh_Kat_Celia

Kitteh_Kat_Celia — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:08:30 +0000

Teh cyoot!!

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By: Melissa

Melissa — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:33:01 +0000

Caint unsee wut I jus sawed!!

By: Mitts

Mitts — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:20:13 +0000

{{{{{{{{{{{{{Gizmo}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

By: Gizmo

Gizmo — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:16:25 +0000

fankees fur teh info, Meezer Mom – ai has a releeft tu fynd owt dat wat ai wus reedin wus rite. der’s stil a chans dat teh test wil com bak negatif – crossd pawsis! – but if nawt, at leest we wil be awar uf it adn we can ajust owr cayr accordinglee. {{Meezer Mom}}

By: shepmom

shepmom — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:12:50 +0000

o deere….nao kitteh has seen fings. Bad fings…

By: shepmom

shepmom — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:11:38 +0000

Loads of brightest beemz to u an Gizmo.

By: Meezer Mom

Meezer Mom — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:49:35 +0000

Giz–Ai just adoptified a kitteh wif teh FIV and tahts watt ai wuz told. It coud wiil bi a problum butt mebbe not fur a lawng tiem an mebbe effen never.

Ai knoe you an Dr. Tinycat will taek gud caer uv yoor bebbeh no mattur whut.

{{{bof Gizmoz}}}

By: TheatricalWanderlust

TheatricalWanderlust — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:42:32 +0000

By: Gizmo

Gizmo — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:32:13 +0000

fankoo, ebberywun. ai has seen hoa poweful teh cheezbeems haf been in teh past, adn ai hopesew dey ar as powerful agin dis tym! *positif forts, positif forts…*

By: gammacat

gammacat — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:27:14 +0000

{{{gizmo}}} eggstra strength beems coming your wai!!!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:26:25 +0000

{{{{{{{{{Gizmo}}}}}}}}} Prayers tu yu and yur kitteh Gizmo!!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:23:53 +0000

{{{{{Gizmo}}}}}
I set beemz on OHAI and sending dem strate tu u!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:20:57 +0000

don’t wii awl!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

I will haz 2 pankakez, 2 scrambloled eggz and a peec uv baykin plzkthxnom.

By: GreyHoundMom

GreyHoundMom — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:19:24 +0000

*unfortunate use of outdated couch detected*
sniff…..i misses da maus….

By: catena

catena — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:18:37 +0000

{{{{{Gizmo}}}}}

By: Italiana

Italiana — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:16:12 +0000

Beems awn ohai foar yu and Gizmo kitteh!
{{{Gizmo}}}

By: silverpie

silverpie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:11:12 +0000

Ouch! We had one of those two, although it was apparently already pretty advanced when Scruffy came to us. (He was only about four or five, said the vet, but seemed like a very old cat.) Prayer launched, and one of ours will get some extra petting tonight on Gizmo’s behalf.

By: Gizmo

Gizmo — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:02:13 +0000

ohai, ebberywun. *sigh* ai can has beems, pls? my beyutiful bebbeh Gizmo had tu go in fur teh blud tests dis moarnin adn dey fink she mite haf teh FIV, haffin catchd it befur she adoptified us. dey be runnin moar tests tu mayk shur, but ai has a beeg wurry fur hur. ai has red abowt teh disees on teh googlol adn it luks lyk, its sumfing she cud liv wif fur yeers wifowt it lowerin hur kwalitee uf lyf, but ai donut want hur tu suffer at awl…

By: catena

catena — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:53:48 +0000

By: catena

catena — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:53:24 +0000

By: catena

catena — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:52:58 +0000

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:31:44 +0000

Where do guitar strings come from?

By: honeycakerabbit

honeycakerabbit — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:29:32 +0000

Waytless bawll ubz fluff needs a Cuddillz? Ooooh, I kin give Cuddillz! Iz Cuddillz-gibing-volunteer! Poor li’l wun. Iz gonna hug him and cuddill him and cawl him Jorj!
Lub ur pome, Jack! Fanku!

By: Meezer Mom

Meezer Mom — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:26:55 +0000

No–taht’z speshally cyoot

By: Meezer Mom

Meezer Mom — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:23:54 +0000

Duz he liek teh smell uv nomz in teh morning?

By: Scentsy lady

Scentsy lady — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:02:27 +0000

Wait- brother and sisters have a litter!?

By: BrawlCAT

BrawlCAT — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:01:36 +0000

kitty face :O lol

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:58:32 +0000

Waytless bawll ubz fluff
seez feengz hurz duz nawtz Grawk. Needz
2 tawllkz wiff Muthurr!

Waytless bawll ubz fluff
feenkz Hewminz duz straynjj feengz wenz
dayz duz nawtz habz 2!!

Waytless bawll ubz fluff
needz a Cuddillz ryte naow, butz
nawtz frum hurz Beeg Gye!!!

Jack.

By: upfi

upfi — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:52:26 +0000

Butt … butt … butt doesn’t teh horrified eggspreshun take all splortiness away?

By: Q.

Q. — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:43:00 +0000

scary movies scare big kittehs, too, aifinkso

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:42:29 +0000

Teh pinkee noas!

Teh pinkee tong!

Doze floofy eers!

**titens CHRG**

By: Q.

Q. — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:41:18 +0000

Ohmai! Noms and sips!
*Grabs a ham and pineapplol muffoon with some mustard, and a big glass of orange jyoos mixed with sparkling mineral water*
fnqks, Nenne, (mumbloled through mouth filled with food)

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:40:36 +0000

hee hee!
gud wun!!

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:39:29 +0000

WP…
*hands OM a mallet* – here, have a go! is fun!

Gud luck with the SA-marking!

By: OzcatMum

OzcatMum — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:34:35 +0000

hoo clikkt twise???

By: Hatsuyuki

Hatsuyuki — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:34:29 +0000

Poor kitteh!
Just because the box sez ‘XXX’ doesn’t mean it’s a Vin Desel sequel!

By: OzcatMum

OzcatMum — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:33:32 +0000

Gottagodabed. Butt(!) godda mark teh SAs ferst. Seeya tumarrow. Nite