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rated x movies not for small kittehs
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conga ratz, OCM adn Nennepus!
Thx Catena.
karaokee kangamaroos tu us!!
ai has a hongree… ai has maded:
nanner an cinnanomnom moofeens (ht tp://www.taste.com.au/recipes/13879/banana+honey+cinnamon+muffins)
and
ham and pinnee aplols mooffeens (ht tp://www.taste.com.au/recipes/16087/ham+and+pineapple+muffins)
Enuff for all!
and jooses for drinkies, and sum soft drinks…
*grabs sum moofeens and nomnomnomnoms dem*
Walloping wallibees!
Hay! Nenne u has maed a feest! *yoinks a muffin an pienapplol joos*
Yumyumyum. Thx.
Ohmai! Noms and sips!
*Grabs a ham and pineapplol muffoon with some mustard, and a big glass of orange jyoos mixed with sparkling mineral water*
fnqks, Nenne, (mumbloled through mouth filled with food)
brayn bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!!!!
Ohai, nenne! teh cheezpeeps sae teh ‘noe ken post wif profyel linkee’ iz eh wurdpress problum. deys triun tu figgur eet aot.
oh – fanks! is probably linked to the other bloo linkie-problem aiwudfink…
Gottagodabed. Butt(!) godda mark teh SAs ferst. Seeya tumarrow. Nite
Gottagodabed. Butt(!) godda mark teh SAs ferst. Seeya tumarrow. Nite
WP…
*hands OM a mallet* – here, have a go! is fun!
Gud luck with the SA-marking!
ai has eh tiny
Hims mummie shud hab been moar caerful!
mebbe himz watchun mummiez!
Himz luk layk hims seed a gost. Mebbe hims luk inna mirour!
GMTA. Ai waz jus abowt tu rite taht!
“The horror! The horror!” sez ‘Pocalypse Naow kitteh.
Duz he liek teh smell uv nomz in teh morning?
don’t wii awl!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
I will haz 2 pankakez, 2 scrambloled eggz and a peec uv baykin plzkthxnom.
Nawt for tiny kittehs :3nod:
oh mai CC, hoomin … PULE UPZ YER PANTZ!!!!
Poor kitteh!
Just because the box sez ‘XXX’ doesn’t mean it’s a Vin Desel sequel!
hee hee!
gud wun!!
Teh pinkee noas!
Teh pinkee tong!
Doze floofy eers!
**titens CHRG**
Butt … butt … butt doesn’t teh horrified eggspreshun take all splortiness away?
No–taht’z speshally cyoot
scary movies scare big kittehs, too, aifinkso
Waytless bawll ubz fluff
seez feengz hurz duz nawtz Grawk. Needz
2 tawllkz wiff Muthurr!
Waytless bawll ubz fluff
feenkz Hewminz duz straynjj feengz wenz
dayz duz nawtz habz 2!!
Waytless bawll ubz fluff
needz a Cuddillz ryte naow, butz
nawtz frum hurz Beeg Gye!!!
Jack.
Waytless bawll ubz fluff needs a Cuddillz? Ooooh, I kin give Cuddillz! Iz Cuddillz-gibing-volunteer! Poor li’l wun. Iz gonna hug him and cuddill him and cawl him Jorj!
Lub ur pome, Jack! Fanku!
kitty face :O lol
Wait- brother and sisters have a litter!?
Where do guitar strings come from?
ohai, ebberywun. *sigh* ai can has beems, pls? my beyutiful bebbeh Gizmo had tu go in fur teh blud tests dis moarnin adn dey fink she mite haf teh FIV, haffin catchd it befur she adoptified us. dey be runnin moar tests tu mayk shur, but ai has a beeg wurry fur hur. ai has red abowt teh disees on teh googlol adn it luks lyk, its sumfing she cud liv wif fur yeers wifowt it lowerin hur kwalitee uf lyf, but ai donut want hur tu suffer at awl…
Ouch! We had one of those two, although it was apparently already pretty advanced when Scruffy came to us. (He was only about four or five, said the vet, but seemed like a very old cat.) Prayer launched, and one of ours will get some extra petting tonight on Gizmo’s behalf.
pleez lolspeak!
(lolspeek iz alwayz opshunal
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Beems awn ohai foar yu and Gizmo kitteh!
{{{Gizmo}}}
{{{{{Gizmo}}}}}
{{{{{Gizmo}}}}}
I set beemz on OHAI and sending dem strate tu u!
{{{{{{{{{Gizmo}}}}}}}}} Prayers tu yu and yur kitteh Gizmo!!!
{{{gizmo}}} eggstra strength beems coming your wai!!!
fankoo, ebberywun. ai has seen hoa poweful teh cheezbeems haf been in teh past, adn ai hopesew dey ar as powerful agin dis tym! *positif forts, positif forts…*
Giz–Ai just adoptified a kitteh wif teh FIV and tahts watt ai wuz told. It coud wiil bi a problum butt mebbe not fur a lawng tiem an mebbe effen never.
Ai knoe you an Dr. Tinycat will taek gud caer uv yoor bebbeh no mattur whut.
{{{bof Gizmoz}}}
fankees fur teh info, Meezer Mom – ai has a releeft tu fynd owt dat wat ai wus reedin wus rite. der’s stil a chans dat teh test wil com bak negatif – crossd pawsis! – but if nawt, at leest we wil be awar uf it adn we can ajust owr cayr accordinglee. {{Meezer Mom}}
Loads of brightest beemz to u an Gizmo.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{Gizmo}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{Gizmo}}}}
***beems for gizmo***
Mai sister’s kitteh had this, an lived happily fur mennee yeerz. Teh awnlee problim wuz, she cudn’t hav ene otter kittehs.
Hoep this iz the saem fur teh beyutiful bebbeh Gizmo.
*unfortunate use of outdated couch detected*
sniff…..i misses da maus….
o deere….nao kitteh has seen fings. Bad fings…
kitteh is scarrud 4 lif!
Caint unsee wut I jus sawed!!
Teh cyoot!!
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Hands Kitteh_Kat_Celia some more tape
AI CANTZ BWEAVES!!!
I can has Animoo Planet, plzkthx?
lol kittehs seely but hoomans seelier tho
“wait the boy is-but…he poops there!!!”
That kitteh either looks like they saw the video from The Ring, or like that guy that floats out of the bed in Paranormal Activity.
Oh noes, Ron Jermey’s butt is hairier than mine!