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If you want me to stay out of your freshly dried laundry, then I suggest you find a way to warm up the couch.
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Turn on teh heeter plz
….and gudnite.
Happy Taupe Spot, OzcatMum!
*drooly, lite brwon goggie comes in to do da viktree danz*
Thx sweetpea. Awf tu bed nao (fore teh 3rd tiem). So bai.
Congrats, OM an G’nite!
whu-hu, OCM! yu has eh soloe!
use your couch potatoee skillz
then, when you’ve warned it up for me, moove outta da way.
don maykez meh show yoo mai poyntee ens! *kashing* naow scoot!
**gigglol** Shadow girl stalks in teh den and waytes for me to get out of mai chayre. Then she hopes on in a microsecond. Hubbehcat was doin taxes (PLEH) last weekweekweekend, and eberee time he stood up to get a paper, she would hop onto the chayre. Its was verre unfy to watch!
*gigglol* we haz GabbyKatt adn she duz dat too. We haz a frow on my Hubbehcat’s chayr, adn she wates for him tu leeve = she’s a lurker furshure. Teh sekkend he is up, she takes teh chayr, and teh frow in her mouf and sucks on it. She waz a reskew and mebbe left her mommykitteh too soon. Itz lyke moozical chayres, inn’t it?
yuppers!!! ai has started putting her on mai lap when Im using the puter, but then I get trapped! by a 8 lb kitteh!
Yer kitteh stayz in yerz lap? Mine parkz her butt (yez, the reel won!) rightz in front of teh komputer and doeznt moove unless I moove her. Shez jeeust remindinz meh of pryoritys (#1 Kitteh, #2 Kitteh, etc.)
A heet pad wud be gud
ai runz hawt!
lolz heat plz
Kitteh makez me tink ob Willie Nelson sawng, “O I nivver got ober dose blue eyes…” or wuz it “Blue aiz cryin in da rane?”
Ooh, ai wud sing bloo ayes crying in teh rayne, ifn ai cud oanly remememeber teh wurds…*resplorts*
“Lub iz lyke a dyeing emburr, adn onlee memries reemane, adn thru teh agez, aiz rememburr, bloo eyes, cryeng in teh rayn…………adn speekin ob emburrs, warmz up tat cowch!!
sew wii kan awl sing alawng, heer iz Blue Eyes Cryin in the Rain by teh grate Willie Nelson
Verreh luvlee sawng! Wuz also performed by Elvis. Per Wikipedia, here’s a historical tidbit: This was the last known song that Elvis Presley sang (at piano in the music room at Graceland) before his death on August 16th 1977.
Teh bloo ayes! Sew kyooot! *splort*
O noze! Mezzomom iz daown!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
WEEOOO WEEEOOO WEEEOOO!!!!
Mayke wai for da CCC!!!
*sweepy sweepy sweepy up teh braynes*
*rins wif teh sparklolin lemminades*
*pat pat pat gently in to braynecaes*
*reeasemblol hedboens*
*wrapy wrappy wrappy wif teh ducky taypes*
*snap on noo CHRG wif sparkloly kitteh drawin on et*
*gibs hawt chonklit and chonklit possums*
*wrap in floofy cheezmap blankee*
naow yoo recubber in teh HSRW an don luk at teh cyoots wiffowt gogglols
A dubblol reskew! Fanks, Hugh adn TW! *sipnomsipnom* dat feeles bedderer!
dubblol reskew! naow yoo haz a braynecaes ub steel!!!
Yay! a dubble reskew! Nyclee dun Hugh an TW!
Fanx BF!
*putz owt fresh pawt ub cawfee wif sordid creemers*
*pullz freshly bayked cheezy eggy sooflayz owt ub teh oven*
Gud cheeztyme eberywun!
Mezzomom is down twicet!
rinzez awf branes wid gardin hoze, packs back in haid,
duk taypes wid Willie Nelson waring headband and two hare braids dezine, rap rap rap rap rap
fitz awn Stetson cowboy hat, raps extry duckie taype.
Takez to recovery rume and raps in cowboy blanket and gibs
Mezzomom 2 shotz Jak Danyelz and BBQ
Rest easy now podner and don’t look at no cyoot cayuses
dis bee a hardcoar, no nomsens, rootin-tootin, westernlyke reskyew!!!
ooh, dis day gettin bedderer adn bedderer! *sips awn teh JD* *noms sum BBQ* Fankyew, maggiemom! Habs wii met beefore, pardner? *extends floofy tuxy paw ob frendships*
Howdy Mezzomom. I axepz yur floofy tuxy paw ob friendship and giv you my floofy paw in retern! I has bin lurkin for long time, now coming awt to plai wid Cheezpeeps.
Yu culd sit awn it, and den wen yu git up, I will stealz yur spot.
Uv korse, u KOOD tri puttin teh lawndree awai wunst inna wile. Ah’m just sayin….
nodnodnod Yesh, aifinkso is teh oanlyest way tu kepe kitteh aot ob teh lawndry. Butt(snerk) ware’s teh funz in taht?
Naow tahts just silliee.
*LOL*
Ai lub it!
… afftur wich yu mae goe bak tu yur hauswerk.
Prittee Wun coodz putz
‘lekktrikk blankitt awn Beeg Lawwwwng
Chayr, butz dat woan’tz wurkz!
Kittehz lubz Lawndree
Day Baskitt fullz ubz wawrm feengz
datz needz proatekkteengz!!
Nuffeengz habz t3h saym
effekktz awn Kittehz. Prittee
Wunz shoodz knoez dis fakkt!!!
Wawrm, sawfft feengz Kittehz
proatekkz inz Lawndree Baskitt
myte coodz runnzd awayz!
Kittehz maykz shurr dat
wawrm, sawfft feengz stayz put. Atz leest
untilz dayz nawtz wawrm!!
Kittehz shoodz purr~swayd
Prittee Wunz cree~yate ‘lekktrikk
blankitt Teddee Bayr!!!
Jack.
elektrik blankee tedee bayr?!
WANT!!!
Ohai, Thee~attrikkill Wawndurrlust!
Nawt much diffurrenss
between Teddee Bayr andz wawrm,
sswfft ‘lekktrikk blankitt!
Boaf canz beez wawrm andz
cuddlee. Ekkseptz Teddee Bayr’z
mutch moarz huggibbill!!
‘lekktrikk blankitt no
habz coazee belleh andz moarz
playssez 2 snuggillz!!
Teddee Bayr cuddillz
mutch bedurrurr dan ‘lekktrikk
blankittz ebburr coodz!!!
Jack.
Finuli !! a familuar naem …..Hi Jack Deth , ai wanteded to put diz noet wiff a ole fren …..ai am charjjeded tu sey, dat JCH4K haz ben try-in an try-in an try-in awwwwwwlllllll dey lowng, miny miny tymes, tu postses sumfin heer in cheezlan …but she no can haz….grrrrrr……( downt luuk noaw, but ai finkz dat guud ole WP iz up tu iz ususaallul nefareeeus praktises…..sigh….
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…so howz bah yu Jack ??? stil a wiz wiff po-etik werdz ai see ! kudoz…..
salleh – tell JCH4K to leeve the “website” box blank when she is postin!
I was totally blocked until I started leaving it blank
(you mite have to log out of WP to do this)
O hai, salleh! How u is?
Sounds fair
Pritteh Kitteh doin you a fabour, pressin yuor laundrie for you whiles yuus awai.
what a pritee kitteh!!!
**playces pile of towels rite out of the dryer next to kitteh**
This is a face that says SERIOUS!
aifinkso taht awl lawndreez luuk meowtch bedderer wif kitteh hairz awn itz, ennewai
Ai fink habing a kitteh inspekt my lawndree is vewy helpfyl–teh kitteh makez shur she replacez all teh kitteh furz taht “fell off” in teh washn machyne. Izzn’t dat nize? **pullz out lint lifter and deflockz black coat, again…**
Mah kittehs luv teh warm laundriez!!!!
This is my cat to the max!!!!!!!!!!