Sure today is the first day of the rest of your
Sure today is the first day of the rest of your life. But so was yesterday. And look how that turned out.
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Prittee gud reelee
Gud tu kno !!
Adn gut tu kno yu hab a sew lo !!11!!
Ohai! Thx PB. Yestidai waz much bedder tahn tudai… So tudai can onlee get bedder!
Ohai OzcatMum! Tihs be a berri gud filos..phylos…fylos… wai of finking
Hoapin eberywun’z dai gets bedderer adn bedderer!
Ime geddin cloaserer tu mai bedderer !! Duz taht cownt ??
Butt ar yu bedderer to be cloaser to???
Iz betterer tu be clothed too!
* Akshully, ai jussd hab a barth nd ai wuz …
yu kno ,,
wibbowt … , um, CLOATHZ !!
.
a nekkid
chikkkitteh!Wiv no fevvers?? In tihs wevver??
Ashulyy itz bean teh cawld ( wuz furtene C til luntshtiem ) !!
*
* Ai spekt taht wud bi tuuu hawt fur yu rite nao ??
cheeky chick – did u get ur chicken feet wet the otter day??
was sure wet round Flinder street stashun!!
Ai wuz teh lukky nd didnut get teh halestoans at awl !!
Sumwun fotode wun nekst tu a teniss bawl – saim siez !!
Nao ai iz waitign fur teh heet tu riturn !!
Ozcatmum iz in Perf wair itz bene perfectlee dri fur ober wun hunnerd daze !!
…an stil hawt. 38C tumarro an 39 teh nekkst dai. Fang gudnes foar hair condishnin.
indeed – we wuddn wont yu tu get eny split ends, now wud we?
Doan worri poussinboi, unnerneeth all mai clothses ai is allolso totaloly nekkid!!!!
*shokked*
An at werk toooo!
Aim gessin dat loz of peeps are doin de noodi roodi unner der clotheses.
O noes how did yu guess taht ai woz too!
Itz hur X
ratedray vishunAi hav abowt 3 owers ov marking engerlish tests tonite, butt(!) hubsbin iz cuuking dinna
so tahts a pluss.
Iffn yu laik cereal an frozen pizzas! At leest dats de wai it iz at ma howz
Awl ozzie menz can cuuk awn a barbieq, yu kno !!
*
* Itz part ob teh sitizenship tessd
*shubs feeawnsay owt da door*
Annee singlol frens PB?
Himz mayd chikkin curree an lingweeny – ai buyed teh stuf an himz cuuked it.
Awl tihs tawk ov fud iz mayking me hungary – ai’m ov to get sum lonsch. See yu lader!
Hooray fur menz dat can cook! Ai haz taut mai son sum. And ai told mai dottirs that iz wun thing to add to list of things to luk for inna man. Alawg wif- treets u gud, hazza jawb, iz nice to hims mama ( but nawt TOO attached)- and can pick up after himself! Hansum can go away- good personality stays!
um, dish is *not* to imply that one would trun grene eatin cookin 0 yore.
ooh – *adds one item to list*
Is gud to animlols!!
Yes yes. Definitlee!
Yesh, Nenne- that iz key! Must lub animlols!
Ai agree wiv tihs fil…phol…ideya. Mai suns can cukk an tehy luv maykin teh curree, parsta, nuudls, awl sordid fuuds. Nawt be cukkin mutch bbq oar chops-n-3-veggies.
Tehy nawt verry gud at teh pikkin up unles teh rent inspekshun be commin up!
Treets wimmin eggselentlee. Oar ai be arfta tehm!
Mai huzzbunneh izz frum teh Tekkses – soe himz kan cuk awn teh gryll – butt(!!) ennefing elts?? – fuggedabowdit! Himz wuud burnify waddur aifinkso … noe, akshully, aiNOEso.
Funny- ai mayd chikken curry Mundane nite- yum! My huzbing cooks a liddle- alwayz tells the kids it iz “alligator” or “dinosaur” or sumfing silly. (Yes , I kno peeps eet alligator- we don’t ushully in Virjinya- it izzint local!)
Ai remememember mai dad yoosed to tel us we were eeting elolfants eers on towst! Adn we beleebd him too!
mah partner can cook onda bbq too – but, inda kitchin he says he only can cook pizza an hotdawgs…
ai has spoilt him – mefinks…
butt (!!) he does all da laundry – and kleens de floors – so aill keep him… for now…
Yew gawt him wel trayned ai mussed sai sew !!
fankyooo!
it’s been a very good 14 unmarried years
O adn congra rats on teh so low tawp spawt!
*Bringz owt sum pre-lonsch nibblols adn sordid whines*
Pleez to awl be shairing – yesh ai meen yu too PB
Thx MMM. *nibblol, nibblol* *sips dri wite*
Chewz finganalez !!
So, PB, witch wun ov teh ten did yu chewz?
Didnut liek enni ob tehm … Mussed hab bean tuu clene !!
*daintlee snarfs haff the nibblols*
pheww – finallee – ai beet PB to it!
*daintlee sips sum dry white*
is that a savoie-wine MMM? there are sum reellee gud whytes in dat regiun!
cheeez Nennepus!
Yesh, ai haz a Chignin heer to offa yu, adn awlso a sparkloly Seyssel – berri chilld (well we haz been habbin teh cowld norf wind tehse daiz
)
siam awld saim ald
inspirashunal speeker-kitteh is… well… a bit deepressing akshulleh!
Tudai iz teh larst dai ob yor lief !!
Sew far !!
Tru dat. Motivayshun … U R doin it rong.
Jesh
de motiv ashunelol kitteh is … demo tivashunall.
Teh clever sumtimes iz in ice uv beholder, oar in teh mynd.
Kitteh cownselur sez “Nd how didz dat makez yu feel?”
Can u arsk me tumarro?
the day only gets better as bedtime gets closer!
Lol,
little Kitteh can have drink tonit.
Guud morning all. The giizzaa is shinning and all will be guud today I hope.
Ohai 5 Eagles! Ai hoap ur dai wil be gud tu.
happi afternoon 5 eaglols! sunshine is here as well – and the day has been good so far!
I’ll leave it up to OM to tell us how the evening has been
ohyesh – OM, plees tell us wats gunna happin?
Wel in tihs part ov teh werld itz bin hawt an hawt an hawt, butt(!) ai doan fink itz gonna bee teh rite preedikshun foar u peeps!
Ai predikt: Teh ebening wil be bedder tahn teh rest ov teh dai – tahts hao it waz fer me.
*luks into cristlol ball*
Ai sea menny kittehs….awl hongree…awl meeawing foar tehr nekst meel…witch iz onlee 5 minnits afta teh larst wun…
well, ai has had a gud dai sew far adn am off tu mete a frend fur lunsh adn drinks – sew ai hopesew yur predicshun b rite, OM! baifurnoa, cheezfrends!
Thiz iz jus basement cat tawk in teh capshun. Knowtis how teh kitteh can haz jus onlie a liddle whyte furz? Meens kitteh haz knot met teh munthly qwota fur minun aktivitee- but here getz +1 fur defeetist “pep” tawk.
Wut sauer cat puss eez dees puss kayat! Heem needz goe ayyun fine heez happeh plez. Boo! :/
i miss the days when ICHCB pictures were clever…
HAHAHA! He means business.
rofl lol dude good 1